Chapter 0395-Shut Up Dragon I Don’t Want to Have Kids With You Anymore

“You ……”

The Queen opened her mouth, but her stomach was full of fleshy flowery words she could use to cheer him up.

But why couldn’t she say it when it came to her lips, as if there was an invisible force suppressing her.

Thinking it over, Loseweather finally managed to stifle the sentence.

“You …… have fun.”

Leon:?

Whether or not that statement succeeded in making Leon happy is unknown, but what it did do was almost make General Ley laugh.

“What are you doing?” Leon asked.

Loseweather swung her arm, “Isn’t it obvious?”

“Obviously what?”

“I’m trying to cheer you up.”

“……”

Leon closed his eyes, raised his hand and rubbed the Zhanzhu acupoint, sighed, and thought to himself, Your Majesty let’s not coax people if we don’t know how, don’t end up coaxing no one and lose face instead.

“So are you happy now?” Lois Visser asked earnestly.

Leon looked at him again and picked up both sides of his mouth with his fingers, making a very stiff smile, “Happy, very happy.”

“I think you’re lying though eh.”

“Wow Your Majesty you’re so smart eh.”

“Then don’t be mad at me for being so smart.”

“……”

In that moment, Leon seemed enlightened.

Rebecca always called him a dumb straight man, and it didn’t seem to be an empty threat.

He had lived for twenty-three years and not only had he failed to understand the brain circuits of women, but now even the brain circuits of female dragons were a mystery to him.

Perhaps all the females in this world practiced ‘pugnacious and irrefutable logic’ in their mother’s womb for a while before they were born.

For example, me receiving your gift ≠ me agreeing to a relationship;

Another example, I’m having a baby with you ≠ I’m going to confess to you;

The former didn’t happen to Leon and Loseweather, but it’s not uncommon among the younger crowd.

As for the latter, while Leon couldn’t quite agree with it, it was equally in line with that mother dragon’s pugnacious and irrefutable underlying logic, wasn’t it.

Like the current “I’m so smart, don’t be mad at me.”

It seemed unrelated (and it wasn’t), but it made more than a little sense to Rosweiser, didn’t it?

Leon scratched the corner of his forehead, spread his hands, and said, “It’s okay for the daughters to fool around, but how can you follow them?”

“I… What’s wrong with me? Didn’t I just pretend to be dizzy?”

“It’s not a matter of pretending to be dizzy, it’s a matter of trust between people.”