Chapter 0259-Shut Up Dragon I Don’t Want to Have Kids With You Anymore
by Milkshake-Tail-chan(奶昔尾尾酱)Leon, on the other hand, bought the stay stone for the purpose of recording some …… fetus tidbits.
He held the Staying Stone in both hands, biting his lower lip nervously as he carefully placed it on Losvesser’s stomach.
After putting it in place, he cautiously released his hand and glanced again at Loseweather.
Good, not awake yet.
With that, Leon activated the Retention Stone.
There’s not much of a picture in the shadow stone, but there’s a gradual sound of Leon’s voice.
“It is said that a long, long time ago, on the far western continent, there was born a race of intelligent and brave people who called themselves ‘humans’.”
It was an ancient book of history that Leon had found in Loseweather’s private library.
Of course, how could the history books written by the dragons describe humans as a “wise and brave” race?
So what plays out of the Staying Stone has been refined and touched up by Leon.
“Mankind, the great race, the valiant race!”
“They’re tough, they’re indomitable, they’re always fighting for a better tomorrow!”
Putting it here, Leon paused the retention stone, and then said, to the little tummy of Loseweather.
“Hear that, baby, humans are the number one race in the world, the glory of the dragons is all blown out of proportion, dad chopped them one by one back then, just like chopping vegetables, so you need to be more like a human in the future oh~”
The Staying Rock continues to play.
The short story session was over, Leon put away the stay stone and then said, seriously.
“Honey, you’ve learned about the origins of mankind, now daddy’s here to make it a whole lot easier for you. How about a poem recitation? Just recite …… ‘Mankind is great and needs no words’.”
It didn’t help that, while he could find the Silver Dragon Tribe selling the Retaining Stones, he couldn’t find any that were willing to recite the greatness of mankind.
Wouldn’t that make you a “dragon traitor”?
So Leon would have to take the field himself.
He was seen clearing his throat, looking grave, and reciting, with a flourish, to the little tummy of Lois Visser, that
“Ah~ Humans, you’re so great!”
“The dazzling sun rises in the east, and the rays awaken the stoic and brave!”
“Look at the selflessness and dedication as they work together in unity and solidarity!”
“……”
“When friends come, we bring out delicious treats; when evil dragons come, we meet them with swords in hand.”
“Every evil dragon king will be vanquished by man.”
“Ah! The greatness of mankind needs no words!”
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