Chapter 0206-Shut Up Dragon I Don’t Want to Have Kids With You Anymore

Divination packages for the two of you to choose from.”

Well, well, well, your industry is getting really sweet, divination’s even come in packages!

All that was seen was Aph taking out a wooden board with various forms of divination written all over it.

Horoscopes, bamboo sticks, and tarot cards are available.

Of course, prices vary.

Although Loseweather came here for fun, she didn’t want to go through too much trouble, so she said, “Let’s try horoscope divination first, the process should be simple, right?”

“Well, just tell me both of your birthdays.” Av was confident.

“October 25th.” Lois Visser said.

“Oh, that would be Scorpio.”

Av explains with a fervor, “Scorpio is a very insecure sign, but also possesses great powers of observation and is quite sensitive to changes in their surroundings. When Scorpio asks someone a question, they often already know the answer, but prefer to hear it from the other person themselves.”

Lois Visser gave a soft oh.

Leon, on the other hand, was still not so very trusting of such things in his heart.

Aph continued.

“Of course, Scorpio girls also have a most typical character trait, cold as ice on the outside, but wild and uninhibited on the inside, a sign that dares to love and hate. Once you fall in love, it’s an ‘all or nothing’ pursuit.”

“Oh since we’re talking about love, the signs that are most compatible with Scorpio are Pisces and Cancer, you’re both very well matched.”

Loseweather nodded plausibly, “And what sign is the least compatible?”

“Leo.”

“Okay.”

Av looked at Leon again, “And your birthday is, sir?”

“August 5th.”

Hearing how metaphysical Av had just spoken, Leon couldn’t help but ask, “So what sign am I?”

Aph looked strange and glanced at Loseweather before she stammered back, “Sir you are …… a Leo.”

“……”

Oh, that explains it.

No wonder the two of them look at each other every day, dare I say it’s all because of the horoscope!

The couple looked at each other, then averted their eyes at the same time.

Seeing this scene, Av couldn’t help but panic and hurriedly explained that

“Eh you two don’t hurt your feelings ah, horoscope divination is to provide a reference, not very accurate.”

“I think it’s pretty accurate.” Leon said reverently.

Leon before hearing about the mismatch with Los Vespers: this stuff is just a stunt to fool kids;

Leon after hearing that it doesn’t fit with Loseweather: a glance is a true master!

Aph looked at the reaction of the two couples, and for a moment she didn’t know what to do, so she offered, “As an apology, how about a 70% discount for you two on the next divination?”

Losweather glanced at Leon and nodded, “Yeah.”

It doesn’t matter if it’s on sale or not or whatever, she’s not that far off.

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