Chapter 0022-Shut Up Dragon I Don’t Want to Have Kids With You Anymore

“First story, ‘How to Kill an S-Class Dangerous Species, the Iron Armored Yak’.”

Leon froze and couldn’t help but mentally spit at the title of the story:

When did killing dangerous species become an enlightening short story for children?

This is how you dragons enlighten your young, isn’t it?

That’s something that, in the human world, would be written in the executive handbook after graduating from the Dragonslayer Academy.

Leon thought for a moment that this stuff might not be quite right for Mourne, and looked to the second story.

“If You Bake Satisfying Bacon Using Higher Flame Magic” ……”

Loved the quote from Leon the Dragon Slayer, who was defeated and captured and forced to bring up a baby:

Huh?

Higher level magic is used to make you guys bacon?

Are you too down on magic or too down on bacon?

Sensing that this short story might upend his view of magic, Leon switched to a third.

“How Did the Great Dragons Evolve to This Day?”

Sounds like a little historical science fiction story.

Although Leon is still skeptical about the “great dragons”, it’s better than teaching kids how to kill dangerous species and make bacon.

“The dragon race has prospered to this day without the efforts of the dragon kings of all races, and in this story, we are going to introduce the story of the Red Inferno Dragon King-Constantine. Thousands of years ago ……”

After the story had been told for a while, Moune yawned.

Leon stopped as well, looking down at Mourne in his arms.

The young dragoness had drifted off to sleep, and her hand squeezing Leon’s lapel slowly loosened.

Leon set the storybook aside and carefully placed Mourne’s hand down before pinching up the corner of the covers and tucking her in.

Small children are the luckiest thing for parents when they can fall asleep.

This meant that Leon could more or less have some private time of his own.

He walked out onto the balcony of his room and looked down into the courtyard below, noticing that there were more guards today than yesterday.

It seems like it should have been made so grand to welcome Loseweather’s sister.

If this had been before, hearing that there were two Dragon Kings about to meet, then Leon’s eyes would have been so excited that they would have been green with excitement.

Where is that still a Dragon King?

That’s like two walking first class honors!

It’s just a shame that things are different now.

Not to mention sneaking up on the Dragon King, ask Leon to sneak up on Murn right now and Murn would flick his tail and say blankly, “Daddy stop it, it’s making Murn’s tail itch.”

Here.

There’s something to be done about it.

We can only wait for our bodies to slowly get better and then wait for an opportunity.

But with the frequency of Roseweather’s “revenge”, Leon felt that he might not be able to get his body back to normal for a long time.

The thought of it made Leon hate his guts a little more.

“Damned she-dragon, I was