Chapter 0001 – One Man, One Dog and One Coffin (2 / 2)

When I heard that, I was happy and grinned, “It’s true that it’s still the village chief who is sensible, unlike your brat, who knows how to bully the weak.”

As soon as my words fell, the son of the village chief’s family standing aside, Little Baldy, was not happy.

His father was the village chief, his family was rich, and he himself, though he looked like a toad, was married to the prettiest girl in the neighboring village.

“Big Head Chen, just you are still weak? Do you still remember that the year before you, the next village’s old Wang just because taunted you a few times, as a result, you secretly plowed people’s ancestral graves; also, last year, our family raised a few sheepdogs, as a result, just because and your family’s rhubarb fought, you stewed our few sheepdogs in a hot pot, and I haven’t even found you to settle the score yet.”

The rhubarb in the mouth of the small bald head, is one of my dogs, this is lying on the side of the coffin, wagging his tail and spitting out his tongue, that look is full of an innocent face ……

Little Baldy was furious and said; “Dad, if I say I don’t care about this kid, he can lie down for as long as he likes, I don’t believe he can still keep relying on him.”

I held a cigarette in my mouth and patted the rhubarb that was dangling its harp, turning a deaf ear to the words of the little bald head, which made him grit his teeth.

The village head old bald head but can’t stand to see, he received the news in the past few days, said recently there will be a provincial team to come over here to collect wind, if the outsiders see such a coffin in front of his house to make a grievance, his village head of how much to be affected by some of the hat.

The old bald head only had to get close to the coffin, and said in a pleasant manner, “I say big head, you just make a price, how much medical expenses, I will find someone to get together for you, so that you can also go back to recuperate from your injuries, right?”

“The village headman is right, but your son’s old punch last night hurt me, seriously harmed my mind, body and spirit, this medical bill, but it can’t be less.”

“You name a number and see.” Old Baldy said with a leathery smile.

I held out three fingers.

“Three hundred?”

I shook my head, “Three thousand, which includes my medical expenses lost wages and mental damage, but seeing as the village head is also considered our regular customer, I’ll give you a 20% discount, just give me two thousand four hundred dollars at random.”

The old bald head almost a breath did not gasp up, his old face hard twitching a bit, want to cry; he did not expect to be my bumper so many times, actually earned a 20% discount.

“Okay, two thousand fourteen is two thousand four, wife, bring the money.”

Old Baldy called for his wife, only to see the old woman come up slowly with her ass shaking, her old face, painted whiter than a wall, full of displeasure.

“Just two thousand, no more.” The old woman said.

I rolled my eyes, “Only two thousand? Forget it, two thousand is two thousand, but I’ll have to take some interest on that other four hundred.”

Said I climbed out of the coffin, and then at the same time I received the money, my eyes swept the two women of their old Zhang family, wandering hands ready to take advantage of some of them, the result of my hand has not fallen, the old woman of the old Zhang family’s old face full of folds actually showed a touch of a rare shy blush, scared me on the spot chrysanthemums tighten, and hastily switched the target, turned to shoot the small bald wife of the buttocks, causing the small daughter-in-law suddenly small face playful Red.

The little baldy took one look and became furious, but this time he was not allowed to slam his old fists down, but was chastised by his village chief dad.

“Stop, don’t you think you’ve made enough of a mess? Hurry up and take your daughter-in-law back to the house.” Little Baldy said unhappily.

The little bald head can do nothing but endure the anger and pull his daughter-in-law to the house, before leaving, I also did not forget to explain him a sentence: “Comrade Xiao Zhang ah, have time to put your family bathing place to cover tightly, or else be seen by others will not be good.”

The little bald guy fell head over heels, cursing ……

I swept my eyes beside the villagers watching, they saw without saying a word, quickly dispersed back to their homes to go, there are a few slow walking small daughter-in-law, was I went up a pass each patted the buttocks, scared them straight screaming; behind the rhubarb is also like to learn to follow in the back of my buttocks, wailing and screaming, disturbing the square circle of a hundred meters a burst of chickens flying dog jumping ……

A few minutes later, just as I was pulling the thin-skinned coffin and preparing to go home, Old Baldy suddenly called out to me.

“What’s up?” I glanced back at the old bald guy and realized the old guy was scowling at me and grinning like a fag.

“Big Head, there’s a beautiful job I wonder if you’re interested in.”

“You must have nothing good to do, I’m sorry ha, little brother I’m not interested, this is to return home, wish the village head family an early birth ha.”

With that I was about to leave, but old Baldy didn’t give up.

He shouted at the back, “Big Head, in the next two days there will be a team of provincial experts coming to our place to pick up the wind and investigate, they are still missing a guide, I’ve reported your name up.”

“What the hell? I’m not the only two-legged man in the village, why are you giving my name?”

The old bald head hurriedly came over, mysteriously said: “That team of experts with me through the voice, they want is not a general guide, they want a bold, into the hole of the people, if I remember correctly, two years ago you can enter the hole it ……”

The hole in the mouth of the village chief, in fact, is a natural cave we have several miles from our village, and according to the village elders say that there is an ancient tomb under the cave, just how specific, no one in the village know, because there are a lot of people died there.

And two years ago I took rhubarb had explored that cave once, but not yet under the thorough, rhubarb barked furiously and took me out of the mouth, since then, I will dispel the idea of entering the cave again, I know, even rhubarb can be afraid of the place, that is definitely not a good place to go ……

I balked at the old baldy, thinking, “Why don’t you ask your own son to go, you old fox?

I didn’t bother to pay attention to the old bald head anymore, after whistling I turned to leave, Big Yellow bumblingly pulled the thin skinned coffin and followed behind my ass.

Behind the old bald head anxious straight yell, said: “big head, other people I do not know, on your family I am still not clear? Your Chen family several generations are grave robbers born, your father Chen hero when he married his wife’s wife book, is not still your grandfather Chen Haojie grave robbing to ……”

Without waiting for Old Zhang Tou’s words to fall, I suddenly turned around and stared at him with an icy gaze, frightening him so much that he couldn’t help but shiver.

I coldly said, ”Mention that dead ghost’s name in front of me once more in the future, and I’ll dig up your family’s ancestral grave …….”