Somebody Stop the Pope – 315



Episode 315

3.

“Oh and then that huge spear pierced my stomach right through my intestines?”

“So what did you do?”

“What did you do? I just pulled out the spear wrapped a bandage around it and fought. Normally wounds of that level can heal quickly. Compared to the other world it wasn’t a big deal.”

“Do you want to say something like that in a place where the kids can hear it?”

There was a party at our house.

A bustling atmosphere.

Food made by Grandma and Siyeon together and alcohol brought by Aiden.

We invited all the guests we could invite.

Our house isn’t small but it’s not big enough to accommodate more than ten people.

But now the space in our house seemed to be completely sufficient.

It’s not my fault.

There is actually a lot of space.

This phenomenon is hard to believe even after seeing it.

“Is it okay to abuse the power of God like this?”

“So what Siwoo? You protected the Earth so they’ll turn a blind eye to this. If you say something about this it’s really a crime.”

It was a phenomenon created by Limen who was happily drinking alcohol next to me.

A simple spatial distortion?

Limen through his powers temporarily separated our home from Earth.

It solves both the noise problem and the space problem.

It’s literally killing two birds with one stone.

“Siwoo you should take advantage of the fact that your girlfriend is a god.”

“We call this an abuse of power.”

“What if I abuse it? I came back from the dead so there’s nothing to be afraid of.”

Limen continues to drink while chuckling.

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It seems that Limen’s personality has changed slightly since returning to this world.

Originally I had a very quiet and cautious personality but lately I’ve been feeling like I can sometimes get on my nerves.

…Could it be that this was his original personality?

Have you been acting all innocent until now?

“Everyone is happy to see you.”

Limen looked around with a smile.

Aiden and CEO Choi are drinking and bragging about their bravery to each other. And next to them are Ja-hyeon and Ju-won who are showing off their talents.

Luna Seolhwa and Minsu glance at me and Limen.

Grace and Inwook are feeding each other sweet food regardless of how many people are there.

Patriarch Bayer who had just arrived on Earth was chatting happily with his grandmother Madame Emma ​​and Archbishop Lapart.

Of course Amur was being played with by Siyeon and Seungwoo.

Anyway people of all ages and genders gathered in groups of three or five and enjoyed the party.

“Aren’t you happy?”

Limen looked at me and asked me in a suggestive tone.

I smiled and nodded at that question.

“Of course I’m happy.”

“It would have been better if Raphael had been there.”

“He’ll come back someday Limen. Don’t worry too much. They say no news is good news right?”

Limen also knew that Raphael had contributed greatly to our reunion.

Raphael has probably returned to his own world by now.

Because he said that in that world his family and the people he had to take revenge on remained.

I believe that Raphael will return someday.

When you return to Earth you can just welcome him warmly.

“Isn’t this a happy ending?”

He took a sip of wine and muttered to himself.

Limen glared at me after hearing what I said and answered.

“It’s just the beginning so what? A happy ending?”

“No… For now all the big stuff is over.”

“So what are we now?”

“…extroversion?”

“Why is it a spin-off?”

“Side stories are usually full of happy stories.”

I somehow managed to come up with an excuse.

Do you think my efforts are underestimated?

Limen nodded with a smile. Then he spoke in a soft voice.

“If you look closely our Pope is quite positive. Does he think that everything is over just because he defeated all the ancient gods?”

“Then what else is left?”

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“Siwoo knows this well. That’s how peace is. It’s right before your eyes and then suddenly disappears.”

These were words from Limen who had been watching over Eden for a long time.

I know what she’s worried about.

One day beings who seek to destroy this peace will appear in the world again.

But I’m actually not that worried.

“Just destroy them all as soon as they appear. What are you worried about now that the Goddess is by your side?”

“It’s sturdy.”

“I look a bit like a noodle soup.”

“That’s right. Let’s go get some noodles.”

“There’s a restaurant that serves good noodles near my parents’ columbarium. Should I go and pay my respects to them?”

“good!”

He lightly lifted his glass and clinked it with Limen’s.

Jjaeng.

A pleasant sound rang out and I took another sip of wine.

While Limen and I were chatting about this and that the grandmother approached us.

Limen quickly wiped the wine off his lips and bowed his head to his grandmother.

“What should I call you….”

Then the grandmother answered waving her hand.

“Oh you are the one who made our poor grandson into a human being so don’t think too hard about it. Just think of it as if you were a neighborhood grandma.”

“ah….”

“And now that we’re family is there really a need to treat us so differently?”

“Don’t bother Grandma Limen.”

“I came here to talk to your pretty granddaughter-in-law you idiot.”

“Don’t burden me.”

But I was the only one who felt burdened.

At the mention of her granddaughter-in-law Limen smiled brightly and nodded.

“Your grandmother.”

“Yes. How comfortable and nice it is to be called that way. Still I’m glad that I get to see my granddaughter-in-law’s face before this old man dies. Now why don’t you just come home and live with me? The room is spacious. Or you can share a room with Si-woo.”

“Is that okay?”

“No why are you two like my opinion….”

Limen is currently staying in the temple.

To be exact he is currently remodeling part of the temple into his own room.

Since it was Limen’s temple no one would say anything about Limen remodeling it.

Grandma smiled as she gently held Limen’s hand.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen my grandmother smile like that.

“Please take good care of our poor grandson from now on. As you can see he hasn’t learned much yet and he’s always fighting… He needs a lot of help.”

“I told you that it was Limen who taught you how to do that?”

“It’s not okay to interrupt when the adults are talking.”

When I looked closely I saw that my grandmother was starting to get a little tipsy.

My family is a big drinker so it’s not easy to get drunk but how much did you drink?

When I glanced over at the spot where my grandmother had been there were at least ten bottles of soju piled up.

Archbishop Lapart who was present tried hard to avoid my gaze.

Anyway I’m telling you they’re people who can’t be stopped.

“Siwoo can you tell me a story about when you were little?”

“I want to hear it Grandma.”

“Well when he was little there was a girl in the neighborhood that he used to chase after…”

“Oh Grandma. Why are you telling me such a story…?”

“Come to think of it didn’t you like it in high school too?”

“I want to hear more details.”

It’s a hectic and noisy time but it’s also a happy time.

I was grateful to be with the people I love during this time.

4.

After the party is over.

Since everyone cleaned the house together tidying up didn’t take too long.

-Shall we go for a walk?

As soon as I finished cleaning up I readily accepted Limen’s offer.

A garden in a sacred place not far from home.

Among them I walked slowly up the hill where the sacred tree was located holding Limen’s hand.

The wedding arrangements had already been completed.

The fairies were sleeping quietly in their homes built into the trees and the soft light streaming from the temple and the moonlight in the sky combined to provide a comfortable rest.

Walk through that beauty.

With Limen.

“It’s so pretty. Honestly I think it’s prettier here than the Vatican in Eden.”

Limen moved forward holding my hand tightly.

I can feel her warm body temperature beyond my hand.

That would be the case because what was next to me right now was Limen’s main body.

She is not simply here in a borrowed form; she has descended upon this earth herself.

It was obvious that causality would cause chaos but… causality is not touching us.

…That’s actually natural.

Why?

Because Limen who is next to me now is also acting as the manager of that causality.

Terra gave us a gift and also gave us a burden.

Well that’s okay.

If I can be with Limen anything is fine.

“Siu.”

Limen who had been walking diligently narrowed his eyes as he stopped in front of me.

“What are you thinking so hard about? Thinking about that girl your grandmother told you about?”

“I told you it was a real misunderstanding.”

“Hmm that’s suspicious.”

In this case there is a correct method.

I gently grabbed both of Limen’s shoulders and looked into his eyes as I spoke.

“Listen carefully Limen.”

“huh?”

“All I can think about right now is you. Do you understand? I’ll only think about you until I die.”

What if I send you such an embarrassing comment?

Obviously Limen was embarrassed as he spoke….

“I swear.”

“…huh?”

“Quickly. No wait.”

Contrary to expectations Limen summoned a piece of paper out of thin air as if he had been waiting for it.

Then he immediately handed the paper to me.

“what’s this?”

“Read it carefully.”

“Eul must love A until the moment of death and even after her lifespan ends she must work hard to protect the world with A. This contract will continue until A disappears and without A’s consent… Isn’t this just a slave contract?”

A contract full of all kinds of toxic clauses.

The moment you sign it it’s a contract that binds you to Limen for life if not forever.

It was on a different level from the contract made when we went to Eden or when we returned to Earth.

At least I had something to gain back then… This contract is a one-sided subordination contract.

“This won’t work. This contract seems to have a lot of problems. This kind of contract….”

“…no?”

“You should sign this contract right now. Hmm? I like the last clause.”

The final clause read:

“In return for ‘B’ accepting all the terms of the contract ‘A’ promises ‘B’ unchanging love.”

I’m satisfied.

It’s so nice to see your unwavering love documented like this.

I immediately signed the contract with the pen that Limen handed me and Limen as if he had been waiting copied the paper and handed it to me.

“Siu.”

“huh?”

“When will you give Siyeon a niece? Siyeon seems really excited about it.”

“Why is the story suddenly going there? And… are you sure you can make me a nephew?”

“why?”

“I’m still human and Limen is a god. So… um so.”

At my words Limen cautiously linked arms with me. Then he laughed quietly.

“In Greek and Roman mythology humans and gods also married well.”

“That’s just a myth…”

“Is it really just a myth?”

After a while Limen whispered softly in my ear.

“If you’re so suspicious why don’t you just check it out today? I’m already mentally prepared.”

“Are you… mentally prepared?”

“Go to the office right now…”

“Oh what are you thinking about in this sacred place?”

“Because I am the owner here?”

Moonlight slowly fell on the sacred stones placed throughout the garden.

Light decorates the path we walk like the Milky Way just like starlight.

Limen and I walked across the Milky Way holding each other’s hands tightly.

Thinking about the path we have walked together so far and the path we will walk together in the future.

Beautiful flowers were in full bloom along the road.

The sweet scent of flowers gently caress us.

Breathtakingly beautiful

It was our path.

Our Pope please stop me. I’m done.

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