Somebody Stop the Pope – 314



Episode 314

Epilogue. Our Pope please stop me.

1.

Seoul’s holy sites are more vibrant than ever.

“Is it difficult to place a slightly more ornate statue?”

“Since it is a wedding held in a temple wouldn’t it be a problem if it is too extravagant?”

“Oh my! The South Korean government and the Japanese government are giving us support but we should use it sparingly! There are a lot of statues hidden in the blacksmith shop! And over there! Fairy friends! Could you decorate it with some more flowers?”

“huh!”

“I’m working hard so don’t nag me!”

Everyone is busy preparing for the wedding.

The fairies are busy decorating the flowers while Toby is leading his disciples and checking the situation diligently.

I was watching the whole process with my arms crossed. Luna who was standing next to me asked me a question.

“The subordinates are working so hard…”

“This is the original job of a representative. Checking whether subordinates are working hard.”

“Anyone can see that it looks like you’re just going to have fun and eat.”

“If you insist you represent it.”

“What if the person leading the sacred sect calls himself the representative?”

“The Pope originally meant the head of the religious order right? What’s the difference? Now he’s even in charge of the wedding business.”

Today is our wedding day.

Oh so that means it’s not my wedding day but Jinyoung hyung and Chae-ah’s wedding day.

By the way after the news was reported that the couple’s wedding would be held at a holy site in Seoul inquiries about the wedding poured in from all over the world.

Rich people from all over the world asked me how much it would cost to get married here.

From a superstar who tops the Billboard charts as easily as eating rice to the son of the world’s 6th richest man.

Since seeing those inquiries I have been thinking very seriously about starting a wedding business.

It’s always better to grab money when you can.

The more money we have the more good things our church can do.

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Those people are happy because they get married in the Holy Land and we are happy because we make money.

Isn’t this like catching crayfish while digging a ditch benefiting both the sister and the brother-in-law?

Anyway I instructed Archbishop Lapart to discuss the wedding business with Advisor Park Ji-won.

Those two are people who have an incredible sense of smell when it comes to money so they’ll figure out a way.

“And it was the same in Eden?”

“What is it?”

“Last time I went to Eden the Vatican officiated the wedding ceremony. It was a royal wedding and they just pulled out the pillars.”

“Earth or Eden.”

“There are people in every world who have money to spare. Having a lot of money doesn’t make you a bad person right? We just need to use that money to do more good things.”

At my words Luna nodded while scratching her cheek with her finger. Then she asked in a quiet voice.

“But did you get permission?”

“Permission? What permission?”

“Your Majesty you can’t do whatever you want. There is a clear owner of the Holy Land…”

That was when.

Wow.

Someone suddenly hugged me from behind. It was definitely someone incredibly strong.

If I can just turn around and not feel any movement then maybe…

“Limen?”

“What? You didn’t say anything on purpose?”

“When did you come? Go inside and rest for a bit.”

“It’s boring to just stay in the temple.”

It has to be Limen.

I can smell the scent of lime at the tip of my nose.

A fragrance resembling a flower. The only being in this world with this fragrance is Limen.

Limen came out in front of me and immediately hugged me burying his face in my arms.

Then Luna who was standing next to him coughed in vain and looked away.

“Ahem it’s so hot today.”

“I gave Luna Xiu permission.”

“Oh Limen-nim…..”

“It’s a joyous occasion to get married in the Holy Land. We get to bless the birth of a family ourselves… For some this Holy Land will be a special memory.”

“If that is what you want Limen then I will actively support you.”

“As expected our Luna listens to me really well right?”

Limen spoke to Luna with a bright smile and Luna blushed and lowered her head.

Luna who is always a troublemaker still seems to be having trouble adjusting to meeting Limen.

Come to think of it that’s true.

Even Archbishop Laparte and Leo famous for not expressing their emotions were restless in front of Limen.

It’s no wonder they can’t think straight when the goddess they’ve served their entire lives is right next to them.

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I glanced at Luna while holding Limen in my arms.

“Aren’t you going to work?”

“…I have nothing to do.”

“You should at least meet a guy. How did your blind date go last time?”

“The man ran away.”

“why?”

“Well well we were hiking together and the path was blocked by rocks. So I just smashed it with my fist. When the man saw that he turned pale and….”

“Good job good job.”

“Hey if I knew this would happen I would have done it with Inwook a long time ago. But aren’t Inwook and Grace going to get married?”

Luna was a woman who was woefully lacking in men’s clothing whether in Eden or here.

I answered Luna’s words in a cold voice.

“When you get married you get married. If you have time to be interested in other people’s love lives just do your own love life.”

“Hey introduce me to this guy.”

“Aiden?”

“I’d rather bite my tongue.”

It’s not sane to go on a blind date in the mountains.

While I was teasing Luna a lot Limen said while patting Luna’s head.

“It will happen soon.”

“…Really?”

“huh.”

“Thank you Limen!”

It’s good.

Luna bowed to Limen several times and then ran towards the fairies who were working hard.

I let out a deep sigh as I watched Luna’s back as she walked away.

“Will it really happen?”

Then Limen smiled happily and nodded.

“She’s a pretty girl. There must be a connection. Maybe it’s something she hasn’t discovered yet.”

Inside the Seoul Holy Land no one recognizes Limen except the leaders of our church and my family.

Other people just know her as my girlfriend.

but.

How would you feel if the goddess who saved this world were walking around like a human?

Even I can’t believe it.

“How do you want to have your wedding today?”

“I’m also planning on attending as a guest. It’s the first wedding in the temple so of course I should go and give my blessing. And… I’ll be catching the bouquet too?”

“Bouquet?”

“The bouquet is mine.”

Limen whose will is burning in an unexpected place.

How cute is the way he nods his head while clenching his fists.

I couldn’t help but kiss her forehead.

“It would be great for Jinyoung and Chae-ah. May the goddess herself bless them.”

“Instead of a blessing I’ll give Siwoo something else.”

“what?”

Limen smiled playfully and then kissed me on the lips. Then he whispered softly.

“love.”

…I heard you’re really good at saying weird things these days.

2.

The wedding was held with great grandeur and perfection.

Distinguished guests from all over the world graced the occasion and I personally hosted the event.

I was nervous because it was my first time in society… but I guess the saying that even a shit dog gets half its fill on its home ground is true.

I was a little nervous at first but it wasn’t that difficult.

Oh and the long-awaited bouquet catching…

-I got it!

Limen held the bouquet proudly.

This is a secret but Chae-ah threw the bouquet behind her and Limen pulled it back with a little bit of divine power.

They decided to just keep the fact that she had used cheating a secret.

All that’s left is for Limen to smile brightly while holding a bouquet.

After the wedding a banquet was held in the garden of the holy place.

“I don’t know if it’s okay to drink like this in the Holy Land.”

“It’s okay. I gave you permission!”

“Are you really okay?”

“Yeah. This is delicious.”

Limen smiled brightly as he drank his champagne eagerly.

… Originally drinking alcohol without permission in a holy place was considered blasphemous.

But if she herself allows it what could be the problem?

“Drink slowly. Guests are coming later.”

“Oh right. I forgot. Amur is supposed to come right? I’m looking forward to it. I haven’t seen him in person since he was almost a baby.”

The first thing Limen did after returning was to set the timelines of Eden and Earth straight.

For some reason Limen regained a lot of his strength as soon as he returned.

Perhaps that was the arrangement Terra had prepared for us.

Anyway after Limen corrected the timeline he created a passageway to Eden under the Seoul Holy Land.

Of course it was a passage that only the believers of the Limen sect could use.

Through that passage Patriarch Bayer will visit Earth today together with Amur.

“You can’t tell those kids that I’m Limen. Do you understand Siu?”

“Can you hide it if you try to hide it?”

“I don’t think Rapart knows?”

“Do you really think so?”

If you look closely he’s really innocent.

If Archbishop Lapart didn’t know Limen’s true identity why would he turn into a statue in front of her?

While I was chatting with Limen about this and that today’s main characters appeared before us.

“Siwoo.”

“Siwoo.”

It was the groom Jinyoung and the bride Chae-ah.

I said waving my hand lightly at them both.

“Congratulations on your wedding.”

Then Limen followed me and greeted them.

“Congratulations on your wedding.”

“Thank you both.”

Jinyoung and Chaeah bowed politely in return for the greeting.

“thank you.”

Jinyoung said to Limen with a smile.

“I’m so glad you came to our wedding today. We will live happily ever after loving each other. Did you catch the bouquet earlier?”

“Yeah I guess I was lucky.”

“If you two say you’re getting married I’ll come running no matter where I am.”

…I don’t think Jinyoung ever told his brother about Limen’s true identity.

Jinyoung hyung already seemed to know about Limen’s true identity.

And not only that but the same was true for Chae-ah.

Chae-ah also bowed to Limen and said.

“Thank you for blessing our marriage.”

At this point it seems like it’s just an open secret?

Did Luna give you a separate warning?

I smiled awkwardly. Then Jinyoung said to his brother.

“We’re going to stay a while and then leave first.”

“Why? I’ll go later.”

“I feel a little sorry towards my brother if I stay here.”

“Not at all… Ah.”

Jinyoung looked around and realized the meaning behind my words.

There were already a lot of big shots around our table targeting me.

Powerful politicians from all over the world were eagerly waiting for an opportunity to speak to me.

Today is the day when these two people must become the main characters.

So I thought I’d give it a little bit of a miss.

“Congratulations on your wedding again bro.”

“thanks.”

After repeatedly expressing their gratitude the protagonists slowly walked away from our table.

And after a while another guest came to our table.

“Big brother!”

It was just a demonstration.

Siyeon greets me then suddenly runs to Limen and hugs him tightly.

“lol.”

“Did Siyeon wear a dress today too?”

“The fairies made it! Isn’t it pretty?”

“Yeah Siyeon looks pretty no matter what she wears.”

Limen smiled brightly while patting Siyeon’s back.

The cute demonstration and the pretty Limen next to it naturally provide healing.

This is happiness.

I have been running without rest until now to enjoy this happiness.

I took a sip of champagne smiling happily.

The champagne tasted sweeter and more refreshing than ever.

“Big brother.”

“huh?”

“Grandma take care of your grandson and granddaughter-in-law for a long time!”

“…Granddaughter-in-law?”

“huh!”

I know who the grandson is but who is the granddaughter-in-law… um.

“ah!”

Limen who understood the meaning of those words looked at me with a slightly reminded expression.

The granddaughter-in-law is of course Limen.

“As expected Limen-sama is cute.”

Siyeon nodded her head as if she was pleased while looking at Limen.

“Siyeon-ah.”

“Yeah big brother.”

“i think so too.”

“Ugh oppa you’re so cute.”

If grandma calls I have to go.

“We’re having a party at our house today!”

“party?”

“I invited all the other family members too! Everyone is going to meet at my house after the wedding.”

When Siyeon talks about the ‘other family’ she probably means Aiden and his friends.

I nodded willingly.

“Can I bring guests?”

“Of course. I helped Grandma prepare the food today so you have to come.”

“Okay Siyeon.”

Party….

Come to think of it it seems like it’s been a long time since I’ve had a meal with all my family and friends.

“Are you going together?”

I held tightly the hand of Limen who was next to me and smiled faintly.

“You invited me so of course I have to go! What should I wear so that you’ll think I’m pretty?”

“It’s so pretty even if it’s just like this now.”

“still….”

Siyeon who had been quietly listening to our conversation asked me a question in a quiet voice.

“When will your eldest brother marry Limen?”

“huh?”

“I wish I had a nephew! If I do have a nephew I will take good care of him.”

“Um Siyeon that’s….”

Just as I was about to change the subject afraid that Limen would be embarrassed Limen patted Siyeon’s head and said.

“How many nephews would you like to have?”

“Two people!”

“I’ll try my best sister!”

“promise!”

“promise!”

…Limen?

Our Pope please stop this