Somebody Stop the Pope – 29



Episode 29

5.

My first official live broadcast on YouTube didn’t last very long.

Exactly 30 minutes no more no less.

But those 30 minutes had a much bigger impact than I expected.

[Title: I am a sinner]

Content: A lowly person like me has been slandering you without knowing the truly precious people. I apologize for doubting you so recklessly. I apologize for cursing you so recklessly. From now on I will spread Limennim’s name more diligently than anyone else.

Hahaha isn’t this kid that kid?

Yeah that’s right. He’s the kid who used to go around cursing at people like the Limen cult saying who would believe that? That’s his fixed nickname but he deleted all the posts he’d made up until now?

Don’t worry I already stuffed it and sent it to the Limen Church email

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What the hell. You’re getting caught up in a scheme between your government and Kim Si-woo or something. This is just the government. Pushing it on purpose to keep the Jeon Gak-ryeon in check. Are you fooling me again? You idiots?

Grandpa ㅋㅋ Stop showing fake news ㅋㅋ Even foreign media outlets are reporting it all at once so please spread conspiracy theories to a lesser extent.

Nkkkkkk please. Stop using it ㅋㅋ Before I pluck out all the moles on grandpa’s body ㅋㅋkkkkkk

The above post on a certain Internet site can be said to be a post that very exquisitely summarizes the current situation.

It is now difficult to find malicious people on the Internet who used to slander me and Limen simply because they didn’t like us.

Those who were actively criticizing the Limen sect until a few hours ago have either disappeared or become ardent supporters of our sect.

“It’s really frustrating.”

Minsu who was looking at the Internet reaction with me at the Ground Zero Temple sighed as if he was disappointed and said.

“What is so frustrating brother?”

“They still insist on conspiracy theories even though we’ve shown them enough. How much more do I have to show them before they believe me…?”

As you can see from the post there are still those who claim we are a conspiracy theory.

But unlike Minsu I wasn’t very dissatisfied.

“That is also their freedom.”

“but….”

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“Humans are creatures of suspicion. And since this is a country where the image of religion has become so negative I think Limen will understand.”

Rather it would be stranger not to have any doubts.

Those are the people who won’t believe us no matter how much we show them.

And I didn’t want to force my faith on those people.

Since belief is free disbelief is also free.

of course.

“Personally I wish all those people would just get out.”

“…yes?”

“This is just my personal opinion so I hope you don’t misunderstand. Haha!”

I can understand but that doesn’t mean I want to respect them.

There’s no reason we should respect those who claim we’re lying right?

But Leo who was next to me seemed to have a different opinion.

At my words Leo covered the Bible he was reading.

“I’ve said this many times but the one who can embrace them is none other than Limen-sama. Limen-sama’s compassion is not limited to anyone. However.”

“but?”

“We need to meet the non-believers in person and find out why they distrust us.”

I thought about Leo’s words for a moment then frowned slightly and asked.

“I plan to make you repent if you do something wrong.”

Then Leo nodded as if it was natural.

“If you disobey the Lord Limen what can you do? You have no choice but to make him repent.”

“I’ve said this many times but if a person is folded in half they die. That’s a crime. Even if the Republic of Korea looks like this it’s still a country governed by the rule of law right?”

“This is difficult.”

This is why those from the Inquisition are a problem.

Radicals who pretend to be fundamentalists.

In Leo’s case his radical side was somewhat reduced when he ascended to the position of archbishop but habits that have been ingrained for a long time do not easily disappear.

“From now on you must not unilaterally make anyone repent on Earth. From now on you must receive unconditional permission from me to move.”

“I will obey the orders of His Holiness the Pope.”

We’ll have to keep an eye on Leo for a while until he fully adapts to Earth.

He’s still too dangerous to be left alone. He’s a guy that can easily cut S-class hunters in half so it’s hard to imagine the scale of the damage he’d do if he were determined to do something about it.

I took a deep breath and looked at Minsu again and said.

“That’s right Brother Minsu.”

“Yes Your Holiness.”

“I heard that there is a guild where production players gather. Do you know of any? It would be good if there were players with deep knowledge of ores.”

In response to my question Minsu carefully asked me back.

“Well if you’re talking about the Meister Guild I know of a few places. You can probably find players who deal with ore there too.”

I haven’t told Minsu yet about the magic stone or rather the sacred stone mine hidden across the garden.

It’s natural for someone like him not to know since he didn’t even know about the existence of the Magic Stone Mine in the first place.

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“We need players who are good at mining. The picture isn’t very pretty when asking the government. Could you please look into it?”

“It’s not difficult. I already have a few production players that I’ve met while planning content for YouTube in the past so I’ll try to find out as quickly as possible. But what are you planning to do…?”

“A slightly different kind of missionary work?”

I raised the corners of my lips and checked the message window that appeared before my eyes.

[You can purchase the facility <Sanctuary> through the DLC Shop.]

[Sanctuary Lv. 1]

●Type: DLC – Facility

●Description: You can use sacred stones to create holy relics (items). Holy relics created in the sanctuary will be blessed and as the sanctuary’s facility level increases various blessings can be granted.

●Purchase cost: 5000 Divine Points

A facility that easily accounted for more than half of the Vatican’s finances in Eden.

This is the facility where you can expect to see some synergy when capitalism is combined with it.

The sanctuary.

I looked at the message window in front of me again and said in a confident voice.

“You can look forward to it.”

It is expected to become the best hit product that will feed our church in the future.

6.

“I’m back.”

It’s been a really long day.

I was able to return home only after the sun had set long ago.

It was a really crazy busy day.

It felt like the day would never end.

“Big brother!”

“What time is our demonstration? You’re still not asleep? If you keep doing that you won’t grow taller.”

“I saw you on TV earlier? So I asked my younger brother but he told me to ask my older brother himself!”

Siyeon must have had a lot to say because she started chattering away as soon as she saw me.

But Siyeon soon glanced behind me and asked with a slight frown.

“What about Uncle Leo?”

“Uncle Leo won’t be able to come for a while because he has something to do. Tell him that he’s sorry that he can’t come and play with you anyway.”

Leo voluntarily decided to remain in the temple.

There was not a single bit of coercion involved in the process. He was the first to say that he wanted to stay in the temple so they simply gave him permission.

If Leo could protect the temple there would be nothing more secure than that since there are no knights guarding the temple.

Besides some of Min-soo’s staff members voluntarily stayed behind and the Ability Management Department has placed a lot of personnel there in case of an accident so there’s no need to worry.

“Then is Uncle Leo in that pretty place?”

“Yeah. From now on that’s where my brother will work.”

“Can I go play with you later little brother?”

“Of course. When I have time I’ll take you there. I’m sure you’ll like the demonstration.”

Honestly I want to take Siyeon to Ground Zero after completely removing the magical contamination.

I knew it wouldn’t be a big problem but as a guardian I couldn’t help it.

“good!”

Siyeon nodded with satisfaction at my answer.

So when I took off my shoes and was chatting with Siyeon

“…Is your brother here?”

A zombie walked out of the bedroom.

A look with dark circles under the eyes.

Inwook greeted me with an expression that looked more tired than ever.

“You’ve suffered a lot because of your brother. Should I make you some medicine?”

I made a separate request to Inwook.

Our Limen Church’s YouTube channel will be open to the public starting tomorrow.

I thought Inwook would be better suited to run MeTube than me so I left it to him but I guess that’s why he suffered all day.

“What about the health supplements? I saw on TV earlier that things seemed to be going well. Are you okay?”

“It wasn’t bad.”

There’s no need to tell In-wook who looks like he could die from exhaustion at any moment such a vicious story as “I broke that guy Yoo Se-hyeok’s limbs and turned him into a vegetable and I folded Leo into a human.”

I nodded roughly and Siyeon who had heard our conversation rubbed her eyes and said.

“My big brother is here so I should go to bed now.”

“Siyeon said she won’t sleep until her hyung comes.”

When I looked at the time it was already 11 o’clock.

Considering that Siyeon usually goes to bed at 10 o’clock she was able to stay up for quite a while despite being sleepy.

“Siyeon said there were a lot of things she was curious about oppa?”

“Um my brother is the Pope who leads the Limen sect… and he purified Ground Zero… and that’s it I’ll just ask him later. I’m going to sleep! Good night.”

Siyeon went into her room like that and I blankly stared at her back.

“You know everything? Did you tell me?”

“no?”

“But how does Siyeon know all that?”

Inwook answered my question as if it was obvious.

“Siyeon is better at using smartphones than we are. These days whenever you turn on YouTube or the news all you see is stories about hyung. How could Siyeon not know? She just pretends not to know in front of us to act cute.”

That’s what it was.

Siyeon was playing with me.

“You’re all grown up. Even a third grader plays with your older brother on purpose.”

“It was a situation where I had no choice but to grow up quickly. You know that hyung.”

“It’s a really bad habit of yours to make your brother speechless.”

“If I was a really bad brother would I have helped you with work while not getting enough sleep?”

Look at how he speaks so seriously as if he’s afraid someone might say he’s his little brother. At this point I wonder if it’s hereditary.

Inwook who had been inserting facts one after another like that drank the water in the cup.

And then he said taking a vitamin pill out of the bottle on the table.

“I got a call from my grandmother and she said she’ll be coming in two weeks on a plane. She said the Department of Abilities Management is even chartering a plane… Oh and she asked me to tell my brother.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Because of my grandson I won’t be able to travel freely anymore. He said to prepare for a backache when I get to Korea.”

“…something big is coming.”

When I call you you don’t answer so I think you’re doing it on purpose to scare me.

I’ll have to hear the full story to know but I think it’s really right for you to return home for my sake.

As of today I have become the world’s first Awakened person to successfully purify Ground Zero.

In short it has become a factor in South Korea. And it is natural that the factor’s family also becomes a factor.

It’s fortunate that the US still maintains an alliance with South Korea. If it had been in China or Japan wouldn’t it have been brought over immediately?

“Ah I don’t know.”

Let’s leave complicated thoughts for later.

I shook my head and looked at Inwook as I said.

“Let’s go to bed early today. I have a lot to do starting tomorrow. I have to run my YouTube channel find out about the mining company and deal with the Jeon Gak-ryeon guys… There’s a ton of work to do.”

“I stayed up all night today?”

“We’re brothers right? But I feel so secure because of you. Let’s just endure it a little longer for now. Okay?”

My long long day was ending with me gaslighting Inwook.

Our Pope please stop this