Somebody Stop the Pope – 273



Episode 273

89. What if you get bitten by a mad dog?

1.

Liu Haojun recalled the voices of great men he had once heard.

【I will give you the power to lead a new order so accept me and ascend to a higher level. Then you will have a new world in your hands.】

【We promise you a new future.】

The first giant wall he encountered after returning to Earth.

Since returning to Earth he has been able to enjoy all the pleasures of China where he was born.

He had everything he wanted and could have any woman he wanted.

But even in the midst of all this his thirst for power was not satisfied.

‘It’s a strength that even my teachers couldn’t give me…’

Liu Haojun has been practicing in the world called ‘Peach Garden’ for nearly 20 years.

‘Peach Garden’ is a world where Taoist priests and monsters appear.

In that world he learned Taoism from three masters.

All the teachers were good people.

Although he was eccentric he always taught Liu Haojun delicately.

Starting with how to use Taoist magic and the mindset one must have as a Taoist.

Liu Haojun studied Taoism diligently under the three masters and was able to become stronger faster than anyone else.

But at some point his teachers stopped teaching him any more.

There was one reason.

-There is still a shadow in your heart. You must free yourself from greed foolish disciple. Power is something that disappears the more you take it.

The masters were always wary of Liu Haojun’s greed.

Every time he tried to covet more he would tell him that he was wrong and would not show Liu Haojun any new realms.

Although he had power he could not use it and was not recognized.

Meanwhile Liu Haojun returned to Earth.

Since returning to Earth things have been smooth sailing.

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The government that had once been more fearsome than anyone else gave him everything in the world upon his return.

From then on his heyday began.

By combining force and reason he eliminated his enemies one by one and gained more power.

Service to the people?

I didn’t even think about that in the first place.

It is perfectly normal and natural for the weak to be trampled.

The masters extremely detested Liu Haojun’s ideas but Sun Li whom he met upon returning to Earth readily agreed with his ideas.

When I was starting to get tired of those pleasures I came across a religious group called Baekmyeonggyo.

They introduced him to ‘God’ and ‘God’ promised to satisfy Liu Haojun’s desire.

The realm that the masters tried so hard to prevent.

It promised a state of ‘transcending’ humanity.

According to the promise with ‘God’ he had to become a being far above the human realm.

It definitely should have been that way.

Kkwuddudduk.

“Kuaaaaaaaaaah!”

“Is this your first time having your arm ripped off? This kid has grown up so well. Irregulars usually can withstand this much.”

“I have already thrown off my human shell…”

“Are you out of your mind already?”

What was happening to him was in a category that Liu Haojun could not have predicted at all.

After accepting the power of the ‘gods’ he thought he would have no rivals.

The magic was more powerful than ever.

All of nature was at his command and he was confident that he could even crush Li Shimin arguably the greatest Irregular in China.

But the monster in front of him was different from Isemin.

“Earthquake lightning typhoon. They’re all good. They’re all good but haven’t you trained your body? Physical strength is national strength. Don’t you know that saying?”

Kim Si-woo.

Irregulars who suddenly appeared in South Korea.

I knew a lot about him but I didn’t know he was this crazy.

Even if you are directly struck by lightning you will not faint.

Even though the lightning was strong enough to evaporate the ground Kim Si-woo ran forward with smoke rising from his entire body.

A blade-like gale an earthquake that turns the earth upside down.

None of Liu Haojun’s abilities could stop Kim Si Woo.

“Please spare my life.”

Blood spurts ceaselessly from the right arm that has already been torn off.

I tried to stop the bleeding by using my energy but for some reason a strange energy was seeping into the area around the wound.

The pain crawling up from his wounds engulfed his entire body.

It was a shameful thing.

But Liu Haojun begged Kim Siwoo with a more earnest voice than ever.

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“I… I just did what Sunri and Baekmyeonggyo told me to do. There was nothing wrong. Information yes information! If it’s information I’ll tell you anything.”

First of all we need to get out of this situation.

The barriers that had been built up over the course of a week were broken through in an instant.

No matter how hard I struggled it seemed like I would never be able to escape this monster.

I have to save my life.

In order to get revenge survival comes first.

My judgment that I could handle it turned out to be wrong.

This human or rather a monster that could be called a human was not his opponent.

Let us beg for mercy even if it is humiliating.

A gentleman’s revenge is a ten-year dissatisfaction.

A gentleman’s revenge is not too late even if he endures for ten years. Just get over this humiliating situation and stab this monster in the back again. If you live the opportunity will come.

“I told you.”

“I surrender! I surrender!”

“They said they’d pull out your spine alive.”

Kim Si-woo grabbed Liu Hao-jun’s neck while laughing.

A crazy guy who won’t accept surrender.

Liu Haojun struggled and cried out desperately.

“I’m an irregular you say? I’ll be your slave. Okay? I’ll take the lead and help you bring down China…”

That was when.

Could this be a hallucination?

The voice of his strictest teacher was heard in his ears.

-Even if you return to your hometown you must remain in hiding. The life granted to you is not very long disciple.

The Master’s words were never wrong.

And it will be the same this time.

Liu Haojun looked at Kim Siwoo with trembling eyes.

Kim Si-woo looked at Liu Hao-jun as if he was feeling pitiful and said:

“You’re worse than Wang Wei. I can see why Sun Li didn’t want to use you until the end. It’s not easy to be more incompetent than Wang Wei. You’re probably the most retarded of the Irregulars in the world. I can guarantee it.”

“please….”

“Doesn’t that Irregular guy still know what power he’s received? That is… Oh is it too late?”

Liu Haojun felt something stirring in his heart.

The pain felt like a giant bug was eating my heart.

I couldn’t even scream in pain. And my vision started to blur little by little.

“So who would fall for a fake? But a promise is a promise so I’ll pick you alive.”

Kkudduk.

With those words Liu Haojun’s vision turned pitch black.

Beyond that darkness there was nothing left.

nothing.

2.

There is no opponent easier to deal with than one who is drunk on power.

Originally power is something that you must always be on guard against. No matter how great the power you have you must always be prepared to give it your all.

This is what most people who are intoxicated with power say.

It’s like being stabbed in the back like a thunderbolt and then dying in one go.

In that respect Liu Haojun’s end could be seen as very fitting for his personality.

Wouldn’t it be perfect for Gaemangnani to have her spine pulled out while still alive?

The problem comes next.

Kwarruruk.

Black insects emerge from Liu Haojun’s body as he falls his spine torn off.

The bugs that were parasitizing Liu Haojun’s body.

You don’t even have to watch the video to know who planted those bugs.

“They act like bugs even though they are just little bugs.”

Baek Myeong-gyo.

Only Baek Myeong-gyo would think of planting such a bug inside Irregular’s body.

A hint of divine power was felt from Liu Haojun’s body.

Liu Haojun probably thought at the moment of his death that the ancient gods had baptized him and made him strong.

What the ancient gods implanted in this guy’s body wasn’t power or anything like that.

That’s a curse.

A parasitic curse that eats away at your soul and forces you to summon something.

Even if other people don’t see it I can see it.

“Well if it ends this easily I’ll be more disappointed.”

It took five minutes to extract Liu Haojun’s spine.

Five minutes isn’t enough to relieve the urge I’ve been having.

【Those who stand at the opposite end.】

【Face the unfathomable death.】

The bugs all spew black venom into the air.

And after a while a skeleton holding a giant scythe emerged from the poison.

It wasn’t an undead like a skeleton.

I felt a great divine power and high status from that skeleton.

[The causality in that area is going crazy.]

[Causality @!#[email protected]#! Paralysis~~!#%]

Even though I have the message display feature turned off I keep getting all kinds of red messages.

A strong warning from Terra.

The letters displayed in the message window also begin to become distorted.

An enemy so powerful that the system becomes unstable.

【It’s nice to be back home. This was our world. It’s been a long time since we returned home but it’s disappointing that there’s no proper welcome greeting.】

The skeleton waved the scythe lightly.

Then black bugs began to stick to the body of the bony creature and the bugs soon began to turn into flesh.

In an instant the skeleton transforms into a human.

A man with long black hair.

He glanced at the black suit worn by one of the surrounding corpses smiled contentedly and snapped his fingers.

Swish.

After a while a suit appears over his naked body.

“It’s nice to see you in mortal form after such a long time.”

The man’s eyes which had been shining blue soon turned black like the abyss.

He looked at me with eyes like an abyss.

“If you had just accepted our offer you would have become our brother. As the youngest we would have treated you very well… It’s a shame one way or another.”

It wasn’t an oracle that resonated in my head.

Vivid voice.

It sounded like the voice of a living person.

I thought I’d heard that voice somewhere. It sounded like someone I knew…

Ah your voice gives off a similar vibe to Terra.

He looked at me as if he found me curious.

“It’s interesting that they are humans from Earth but possess divine powers from another dimension. I heard they ate one of our brothers and our pets. They seem to have a better appetite than they look.”

“They’re a bit different from the ancient gods I thought of? They don’t have tentacles and they don’t stutter either… They seem a bit like ‘gods’?”

“Don’t compare me with my brothers who lost their form. My brothers who lost their form were originally of lower rank. They lost their essence in the process of absorbing the divinity of another dimension. But I am different.”

The man swung his scythe with a smile.

Then the sky which had been dyed gray split in half like a piece of paper.

The colors are also clearly separated around the line drawn by the man with the sickle.

Gray and orange.

The divine powers flowing out of the crack swirled and were sucked into the man’s body.

“Are you watching Terra?”

Is it difficult because causality is breaking down and the system is being disrupted?

Terra did not answer but instead replaced her answer with a system message window.

[A quest has occurred.]

[Innumerable Deaths]

●Type: Main – Scenario

●Description: An ancient deity known by many names including Pluto Hades and the Underworld has appeared. He must be driven out of this place.

●Completion Conditions: Kill or drive him out.

I closed the message window with a smile.

And he raised the corners of his mouth as he looked at the ‘death’ before his eyes.

Since I couldn’t properly relieve my stress with Liu Haojun I’ll have to relieve it with him.

When you see something like this you call it a chicken instead of a pheasant.

…Or maybe it’s pheasant instead of chicken?

“I was disappointed because most of the gods I’ve faced so far were weak. So please don’t disappoint me this time.”

Our Pope please stop this