Somebody Stop the Pope – 214



Episode 214

3.

The Seungwoo I knew was a very polite and well-behaved child the epitome of a proper child.

But Seungwoo in front of me…

“you.”

Kwaaaaaaaang-.

“we.”

Kwaaaaang-!

“Your Holiness the Pope!”

Kwaaaaaaaaaaahh …

“Don’t put that in your mouth!”

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh …

He was swinging his fist as if he was going to destroy the construction site.

Stay in the pounding position.

It felt like the entire construction site was going to collapse so I had to deliberately use my divine powers to cushion the impact.

The combat ability that a prophet of the Limen Church must possess.

It looks exactly like when I first started getting educated.

And on top of that it feels like madness…

“Please save me!”

Seungwoo was deliberately avoiding the Chinese boy’s face as he punched him.

Right next to where the head is placed.

He was constantly pounding the floor with his fists.

The boy’s fighting spirit was quickly broken as Seungwoo’s bomb-like fists continued to pass by his face.

Judging by the way his pants are soaking wet he probably peed himself.

It would have been over if he had knocked her out but Seungwoo was striking her with incredible consistency.

“Why are all the Limen sects the same…”

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“This is terrible.”

CEO Choi and Ja-hyeon who were watching the scene from the side with astonished expressions stuck out their tongues and said.

I shrugged.

“Life is important. But he’s a friend who came over for the exchange of warfare so he shouldn’t die in a place like this.”

At my words Ja-Hyeon slightly frowned.

“I think it would be better to just kill him bro. He’ll probably be traumatized for the rest of his life.”

“I heard your parents swear at you.”

“…Hyung you’re not Seungwoo’s father. Mr. Jin Seojun that guy is Seungwoo’s father.”

“I always teach Seungwoo like a father. The same goes for Archbishop Leona Lapart. Then what about a father?”

Kwaaaaaaaang-.

Our chatter was once again drowned out by the loud noise.

How long did this one-sided attack continue?

Seungwoo finally stopped his punches and the Chinese boy he was sitting on threw his sword far away.

Aaaah.

“That’s enough. I lost. I lost…..”

But the guy with some fundamentals held onto the black sword until the very last moment.

Besides I came to my senses in the end.

Hearing that Seungwoo gritted his teeth and said.

“I apologize for taking the Pope’s name so carelessly.”

“sorry….”

That was when.

“Not only did you lose to Huang Xuan in the duel but you’re even throwing away your pride? You’re ashamed to even call yourself my disciple. Don’t go around saying you’re my disciple.”

A man dressed in a shabby tracksuit walked out of the darkness.

As soon as the man revealed himself he looked in my direction and spoke.

“Please come out Pope Kim Si-woo. The children’s fight is over.”

Then Ja-Hyeon who was next to me pulled out a sword from the air and said.

“That’s irregular but should I take a quick look at your skills?”

“Is there something that would destroy the construction site? If this place collapses it will be a big story tomorrow. I am Seungwoo’s guardian so I will take care of it.”

“That’s unexpected. If it were you my brother I would have thought you’d fight right away…”

He chewed on those words lightly and walked forward.

And then she raised the corners of her mouth as she looked at the man in the training suit.

“Now that the kids’ fight is over can we have an adult fight?”

That thick-skinned man in front of me.

On the outside he seemed like a man with many flaws and even a lack of motivation.

A bastard.

It was a word that naturally came to mind when I looked at the man.

“Wouldn’t it be difficult for both of us to fight here?”

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“I don’t think it’ll matter since you’re the type that enjoys being in trouble.”

“You wouldn’t want a nuclear bomb to explode in the middle of Seoul would you?”

“The preliminary investigation is pretty accurate… You’re number one in the Chinese Irregulars rankings right?”

“I don’t know if rank matters but I am definitely the strongest person in China.”

All the Chinese irregulars I’ve seen so far have been arrogant.

Wang Wei Shunli.

So of course I thought that the number 1 would be someone similar.

But that prediction was spectacularly wrong.

“This is Lee Se-min.”

“Are you speaking Korean?”

“Isn’t this much more familiar than introducing myself by my Chinese name? Well it’s because I’m from Yanbian. I like Korea.”

“I don’t even speak in dialect.”

“Because my wife is Korean. Haha… My Seoul dialect is pretty good right?”

Sun-ri told me about the number one Irregular in the hierarchy “He is not someone I can control arbitrarily.”

I thought I knew why.

In this man’s eyes there was no trace of the greed that is a natural human trait.

What world did he return from?

Personally I was very curious.

His apparent age is at most mid-30s.

I’ve often heard stories about this person not being properly recognized even in the United States but who would have thought he would come to Korea?

“I’m also curious because I have an impatient personality. If it’s okay with you could you ask the Pope’s disciple if he can let my disciple go?”

He said this while pointing at Seungwoo who still hasn’t released his pounding.

“He’s a loser but he’s the guy I’m teaching these days.”

“Seungwoo.”

“Yes Your Majesty.”

“Next time don’t just threaten just break it and think about it. You can always start over with the treatment. Okay?”

“…yes.”

“Yeah you’ve had a hard time. Let me go.”

Seungwoo nodded and then slowly got up from his seat.

Then Huang Xuan who had been lying down quickly stood up went behind Li Shimin and knelt down.

“Thank you Pope Kim Si-woo.”

“Why did you come to Korea? What is your plan?”

“I came here to visit my wife’s parents. As a bonus I got to know Pope Kim Si-woo… Isn’t it the same in China and Korea that connections are important? Oh and I have a gift for you.”

Lee Se-min took out a special container that seemed to have been prepared in advance from behind the pillar.

Then he put it down in front of me and raised the corners of his lips.

“This is a gift the Pope would like. You will know when you see it.”

“You didn’t plant a bomb?”

“If you don’t like it I can open it for you.”

“it’s okay.”

He brought me a gift from the first time we met….

For a Chinese person he might know what manners are.

“Ja-hyeon.”

“Yes brother.”

“You’re annoying.”

The thing that could be dangerous is asking for help from others.

Ja-Hyeon grumbled and opened the container for me.

A terrible magic felt from the courage at that moment.

It was undoubtedly the magic of wrath.

“Brother this…..”

“Give it here.”

Inside the container was someone’s head mutilated beyond recognition.

There was no need to worry about the identity of that head.

An incarnation. To be exact an incarnation of the Demon King of Wrath.

“I wanted to prove to you that I’m not a bad person. What do you think?”

The Demon King of Wrath is the one with the greatest power among the Demon Kings.

Even if he hasn’t fully recovered his strength he’s definitely not someone you can ignore.

I sealed the container again and looked at Isemin.

And he said in a low voice.

“Unlike other Chinese guys he seems to have some sincerity.”

After a while completely unexpected words came out of Lee Se-min’s mouth.

“I hate Chinese people too.”

“…Aren’t you Chinese too?”

“If you’re Chinese can’t you hate Chinese people?”

“That’s not it…..”

“Then isn’t that okay?”

“…Just wait. Think about it.”

I think there’s a crazy guy around me again.

4.

One thing is certain.

“Hello I am Lee Se-min. I come from China. Please take care of me.”

That guy named Lee Se-min is not in his right mind.

From walking around a fancy banquet hall in a tracksuit to greeting people with a shameless face.

The appearance of not being conscious of the gazes of those around him.

It’s not that he doesn’t have any sense but rather he’s the kind of guy who thinks there’s no need to be tactful.

What was even stranger was that even the other Chinese people at the banquet hall did not know Lee Se-min’s identity.

It seemed like the saying that he was a hermit from China was really true.

“Here let’s have a drink.”

Lee Se-min said while raising his glass of champagne.

Then CEO Choi who had been quietly watching from the side burst into laughter and said:

“You’re a great person. Let’s have a drink.”

“Hello again. My name is Lee Se-min.”

Lee Se-min clinked his glasses with CEO Choi then clinked his glasses with me who was watching him with a puzzled expression.

I didn’t offer it.

I was quietly holding the glass when someone unilaterally brought it to me.

“Where did you take that courage from earlier?”

“The basement of our temple. We have captured the incarnations of other Demon Kings there.”

“Oh you mean the whole thing? As expected the Limen Sect is an expert in this area. I didn’t have the confidence to capture it whole so I just killed it.”

“Where did you kill that incarnation?”

“He died in Wuhan. You know the famous starting point of Covid-19? It was spreading there. It was really hard. I almost lost the use of my right arm.”

Lee Se-min smiled as he slightly raised his bandaged right arm.

Even though we keep talking I still don’t know exactly what kind of guy he is.

furthermore….

“I hope we can be friends from now on Raphael.”

“I’m fine with it. I thought my Chinese friends hated Americans.”

“I like it haha!”

“Is that so? Haha! Let’s be friends. If you lose the use of your arm later let me know. Since this is fate I will give you a good prosthetic hand.”

“When you say that I feel like cutting off my arm right now?”

“Can you cut it without hurting me?”

“ha ha ha!”

“haha!”

I feel like I’m going crazy with the addition of one more crazy person.

Look at that conversation.

They’re usually not crazy.

It was a conversation between truly crazy truly crazy people.

Is this what collective madness is?

I don’t know how I ended up among these crazy people.

I took a sip of champagne sighing. Then I spoke to Isemin who was hanging out with Raphael.

“Lee Se-min.”

“Yes Your Holiness.”

“Putting aside excuses like visiting my wife’s parents what’s your real purpose?”

There was no need to waste time.

And Lee Se-min himself didn’t seem to have any intention of wasting time.

“hmm.”

Lee Se-min nodded slightly at my direct question.

“I feel sorry that you don’t recognize my desire to be a good husband to my wife.”

“The timing is perfect.”

“That’s true. Well given the circumstances I’ll just be honest.”

Lee Se-min put his glass down on the table.

And then he wiped his mouth with the sleeve of his training shirt and continued speaking.

“I heard from Sun-ri that the Pope and the Limen Sect are advancing to Shanghai. Isn’t the Pope planning to wipe out the Purifiers in Shanghai?”

Instead of answering that I slowly nodded.

“Shanghai was once a stronghold of the Purifiers. It was a very dangerous place. So….”

A moment later a strong hostility appeared on Lee Se-min’s smiling face.

But the hostility wasn’t directed at me.

Hostility towards someone far away.

The banquet hall became quiet for a moment and in that silence Lee Se-min finished speaking.

“Don’t you need a hunting dog? I’ll be happy to be that hunting dog for you.”

A voice that seems to contain a story.

At that voice I furrowed my brows.

Our Pope please stop this