Somebody Stop the Pope – 129



Episode 129

40. The Pope Wants to Rest

1.

[Ancient fragments]

●Type: Scenario

●Description: You are ready to step into the unknown by growing the <Wriggling Fragment>. The <Wriggling Fragment> will show you the path you should take. Move along the path it guides you. At the end of that path you will be able to face the secrets of the world.

●Completion Conditions: ???

●Reward: <30000 Holy Points> <Choice of Holy Relic>

“Your Majesty? What are you thinking so deeply about?”

“I want to rest intensely.”

“yes?”

“That’s… what I’m thinking. Ugh.”

I sighed again as I checked the message window that appeared before my eyes.

A newly created scenario quest yesterday afternoon.

Scenario quests are quests that can affect the world that was created when you had the chance to catch the Demon King in Eden.

In short this quest is one that can have a major impact on Earth.

I had been assured by the government that there would be no work for the time being but this damn system seemed determined not to miss that gap.

“What’s boring is…..”

“Oh don’t get me wrong. I don’t want to rest because of filming. Filming is fun.”

I waved my hand at Minsu who was looking sullen in front of me.

The place where I am now is a small garden located in front of the temple.

Unlike other places that were completely open it was a place where outsiders were prohibited from entering so that the members of the Limen Church could enjoy a rest.

Well if we really have to be specific it’s a bit ambiguous to call it a ban.

Because outsiders could also see beyond the flower bed.

Anyway the reason I am here in the morning is

“If Leo and I fight who will win? Of course I will win! Oh and if I fight the Pope? Of course I will lose! Even if the Pope fights me with one hand….”

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“Um during the Northeast Asia Exchange? Since it was an exchange I was as polite as I could be. I even treated him with divine power after folding him once and then folding him again. As someone who serves Limen it is only natural to show mercy….”

This is because a YouTube video was being filmed here.

“I often hear that the chemistry between you two is great. Sometimes when I see you I get the feeling that you two are similar. Did you two have that much chemistry from the beginning?”

The host of the content was Seolhwa.

Originally ‘Sulhwa’s Sulhwa’ was a content that occasionally featured celebrities on Sulhwa’s YouTube channel.

I heard that the main content was interviews with celebrities and that it was quite popular because Sulwha’s casting ability was so good.

Since my first impression of Seolhwa was so cold I didn’t expect much from her but she turned out to be surprisingly excellent.

Should I say that in front of the camera and outside the camera are different?

If you watch the filming that has been going on since a while ago you can see good reactions and laughter.

Instead the style quickly calms down when the camera turns off.

Rather than saying he’s hypocritical what should I say… I think it would be more appropriate to say he has a great sense of professionalism.

“The video we shot with Toby last week was a huge hit right?”

“Yes I understand that it is a hot topic not only in Korea but also abroad. From guessing beer brands with your eyes closed to the liberation movement of Area 51 in the US. Currently animated GIFs related to Toby are being spread in real time.”

By the way the ‘Area 51 Liberation Movement’ refers to the scene where Toby was indignant while wielding a double-handed axe after hearing a conspiracy theory that dwarves were being forcibly detained in Area 51 in the United States.

I had heard of that conspiracy theory before so I asked Aiden about it but he avoided answering.

When I go to America later I plan to check if there really are other dwarves in Area 51.

Wouldn’t they provide that level of benefit to the irregulars of the allies?

“I heard that since we have two siblings today we will conduct an interview with Archbishop Laparte and Seungwoo next time. It will be a grandfather and grandson concept.”

“But I think our brother Minsu was more worried because of the story.”

“I’ve been very busy because I’ve been reorganizing the company but thanks to Seolhwa I’m able to catch my breath.”

Minsu who is evaluated as having the diamond button right in front of him is looking forward to reaching 7 million exceeding 6 million.

There is even an official YouTube channel for our Limen Church that recently surpassed 4.5 million subscribers.

As I had imagined when I first returned to Earth our church’s online missionary work was proceeding very successfully.

“Your Holiness. I understand that you do not have time to speak today. If you are tired why don’t you go inside and rest?”

“I would like to do that but I have to take them somewhere today. I plan to leave as soon as the broadcast ends.”

“Do you have a schedule?”

“Rather than a schedule… I think it’s more like reconnaissance? It’s a place that’s a bit ambiguous to go to alone.”

I always like to take out a bull’s horn in one breath.

So in fact as soon as the scenario quest appeared yesterday I immediately went to where the <Wriggling Fragment> was pointing but the fragment was still pointing to the northeast.

In other words there is a high possibility that the quest’s objective will be inside the Lost Lands.

We might know more for sure if we checked the fragments in Chinese or Russian territory but I don’t think it’s necessary to do so.

Because you can just go straight to the Lost Land.

Minsu looked at me and asked cautiously.

“If it was an urgent matter it would be okay to postpone today’s filming….”

“Ah since I had already requested cooperation it took quite some time for a response to come back.”

“A request for cooperation?”

“Because it’s a bit of a difficult place to walk in barefoot.”

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No matter how fast the sect fighters including me run can we still run as fast as a helicopter with wings?

We had to start tracking without even knowing the exact location.

All I can rely on is this strange compass.

That’s why as soon as I woke up this morning I asked the government to lend me a helicopter.

The government naturally agreed. No they welcomed it with open arms.

I felt like I was pinning my hopes on the various pieces of information I would gain while scouting out the lost lands.

“Brother Minsu.”

“Yes Your Majesty.”

“I really want to rest.”

“…I can only say ‘Cheer up.’”

“Phew.”

The filming was almost at its end along with my grumbling.

2.

The helicopter I ordered arrived 20 minutes after the filming of Seolhwa ended.

Doo doo doo.

A Black Hawk that I had previously flown landed on a makeshift helipad near the temple in case there was an emergency need for movement by helicopter.

“Delivery is fast.”

I heard that the clearance process was quite complicated but the helicopter arrived 10 minutes after I cleared the airport.

I heard that the reason the passage procedure was complicated was because they had to hastily bring in helicopters that had already been assigned to the operation.

It was a part where I could see how much the government cared about me to the point where they even gave me a helicopter that was scheduled for a military operation.

“Siwoo thank you for waiting for a long time.”

The first person to get off the helicopter was Director Kim.

Director Kim as a civil servant who is solely responsible for himself never misses out on this kind of work.

I said to Director Kim waving his hand lightly.

“At this point I’m telling you to move your office to the temple. I’ll give you the space.”

“I can’t afford to cause such trouble. I’m grateful for even just the words Siwoo. As you requested I’ve also brought someone to act as co-pilot for this operation. I think Siwoo will be very satisfied.”

Soon a woman got off the helicopter along with Director Kim’s confident voice.

A familiar face.

It was Kang Chae-ah.

“I am the host today. Please take good care of me.”

“It would be great if Ms. Chae-ah could come with me. But Director Kim? I’m the co-pilot…”

“Ah Kang Chae-ah the awakened person has piloting skills that are well-known even within the Ministry of National Defense. Since the President personally gave permission for this there is no need to feel burdened.”

You’re saying that you’re going to have a representative wizard of the Republic of Korea as your pilot?

Certainly that person Kang Chae-ah seems to have ridiculous specs.

Not only is she talented in magic she’s also good-looking and has the skill to pilot a helicopter.

I don’t know much about it but it must have more specs than that.

“But Siwoo. The other pilot that Siwoo is preparing is….”

“Oh that’s me.”

“…Luna herself?”

“Yes. This is my first time but I’m confident. Right Luna?”

“Just trust me. I can pilot fighter jets and tanks just fine.”

The original plan was for us to go on our own with Luna as the pilot. However the government insisted that we deploy an additional pilot.

It seemed that the government also wanted to collect information about the lost land.

We knew that too so we said we would only take one pilot but it turns out that an unexpected big shot has arrived.

I said this while lightly giving Kang Chae-ah a hand.

“Please take care of me today too.”

“I will do my best to help you. Are there any changes in personnel?”

“Oh I forgot to tell you. Originally it was going to be me Luna and Leo. There was going to be three of us but we’ve added one more person. Seolhwa is going too.”

Seolhwa who had been standing behind me quietly stepped forward.

“i look forward to.”

“I know you very well Ms. Baekseolhwa. I have no doubt that you will be of great help to me.”

Sulwha said that she was originally planning to move to another location as soon as filming ended due to her busy schedule but her schedule was unexpectedly canceled.

So Sulwha whose schedule was blown immediately told me.

-Can I join you too?

Although it was an unexpected offer I gladly accepted to join Seolhwa.

This is because he has the ability to build his own body and his ability to judge situations that he showed in the dungeon before was very impressive.

An uncertain situation where you don’t know what will happen.

In this situation it was clear that Seolhwa’s ability would be helpful in many ways.

So the total number of people boarding the Black Hawk became five.

I am Luna Leo Sulwha Kang Chae-ah.

If you just look at the members’ faces

“I thought we were going to war.”

It was enough power to throw a country into a state of panic.

Director Kim who was listening to me from the side nodded with a bitter smile.

“…I think so too. If China gets this information they might declare a general mobilization order.”

“What is the operational range of this helicopter?”

“Instead of weapons such as missiles it is equipped with fuel tanks. As of now the entire Korean Peninsula can be considered its operational scope.”

It was a satisfactory answer.

It is not clear exactly where this <Wriggling Piece> is aimed.

Since we were riding there was no need for separate armament so it seemed like the government had taken care of setting it up for us.

“If you run out of fuel just run back. Don’t worry.”

“…Oh yes.”

“Okay then I’ll be back quickly. Let’s all board.”

Is there any need to argue here?

Since you’ve decided to go anyway it’s best to go quickly and come back quickly.

That way you can rest a little more.

I boarded the helicopter with my group.

As soon as she got on the helicopter Luna naturally went to the right cockpit and sat down. Luna closed her eyes as she grabbed the helicopter’s control stick. And after a while

“Okay ready.”

He opened his eyes with a confident expression.

So all preparations are complete.

Kang Chae-ah who served as the helicopter captain on this flight spoke in a quiet voice.

“Then we will take off.”

And so the flight began.

3.

One hour and thirty minutes later.

Sky over Pyongyang.

Kkiyaaaaaaaah!

“Then that’s right.”

This fucking system.

Our Pope please stop this