Somebody Stop the Pope – 118



Episode 118

3.

“So your mission is to figure out our family’s movements in advance and report to Wang Wei?”

“Yes yes. That’s right.”

“And you and Wang Wei are the only ones who know that fact?”

“Although I have come to see the Pope like this I am someone who is recognized within the Superhumans for my information power! If I put my mind to it even my colleagues won’t be able to find out where I have gone. I have to be a Transcendentalist…”

The coffee shop located below my house.

I was meeting a strange Chinese guy on the second floor of a coffee shop full of customers who smelled like artificial things.

Naturally the random guests were all agents of the Department of Abilities Management.

As I think about this I remember when I met Director Kim in Gwangmyeong a long time ago.

Back then just like now the cafe was full of agents. Then and now it seems like I’m the one who takes all the daily sales for the cafe.

“What did you say your name was?”

“Lin Tao. You can call me Lin Tao.”

“Okay Lin Tao.”

If you look closely this Chinese person is also a really funny Chinese person.

He hid with a strange technique and then suddenly appeared. I wasn’t surprised because I knew he was hiding without saying anything but I almost killed him in a fit of anger as soon as he revealed himself.

I don’t know about the temple but the problem with our house is directly related to the safety of our family.

Because even though the handwork was excessive it was not lacking.

I said this while slurping down my iced Americano and exhaling gently.

“I completely understand. Since you turned yourself in I’ll let you off the hook just this once. If you think about it I was just watching from afar right?”

“Thank you thank you very very much. I will live my whole life in gratitude for the Pope’s mercy.”

I had guessed that China would make a move. To be honest it would have been strange if it hadn’t made a move.

But there is a huge difference between guessing something and actually seeing it happen with your own eyes.

What if this guy saw the demonstration hanging around first?

I would have taken him to the temple’s basement without delay. There was a secret room in the temple’s basement.

“But I’m a bit curious. You said with your own mouth that you were the best spy in China right?”

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“Yes yes that’s right. You can trust me. Even if you look at the other departments within the Superhuman Department there’s no one like me.”

“Do you think it makes sense for a guy like that to turn himself in like this?”

“…that.”

“Tell me the story so I can understand it. If you can’t convince me you’re not walking out of here today. Do you know what I mean?”

Lin Tao was at a loss as to what to do about my question.

He had something to say but it seemed as if he had been threatened by someone.

And then

Miyaaaaah-

Snow White approached the table where I was sitting and soon I heard Siyeon’s voice from far away.

“Big brother! Can I buy one of these cakes? I’ll go home and give you the money!”

“Oh my our Siyeon. She ate it all. Boss! Can I pay later? I’ll pay for what my little sister ate.”

“Oh of course. It’s an honor that the Pope came to see you but you don’t have to pay anything to go! Just ask for his autograph when you leave…”

The kind-looking boss readily agreed.

If Snow White is here it obviously means that Siyeon is here too. This is because Snow White was intentionally attached to Siyeon.

Miyaaaaah-

“Yeah yeah. I’m talking to my brother.”

I looked at Lin Tao while patting Snow White’s back.

“So why did you embroider?”

“It was… because I felt… a pang of conscience…”

“Can’t you tell me why? Is there something lacking? For example torture threats or something like that. If it’s lacking please tell me. I can give you as much as you want.”

Then Lin Tao’s already pale expression turned even paler.

Besides I don’t know if it was because of my mood but I felt like I was constantly looking at Snow White’s expression. In this situation I couldn’t possibly have fallen for the cuteness of our Snow White so what was going on?

“Honestly… would it be okay if I told you?”

“What are you worried about when you’ve come to embroider? If you tell me honestly I’ll want to save you of course. Tell me.”

Lin Tao closed his eyes tightly and continued speaking in a solemn voice.

“The spirit that the Pope is stroking now threatened me.”

“Spirit? How do you know that?”

Snow White was a divine being so she deserves to be called a spirit.

People who don’t know much about Snow White just think of her as a smart cat but this guy was very specific.

“He said that if I did not go to the Pope and confess my sins… I would eat you alive. He also said that I must not let the Pope know that I could speak…”

“Snow White spoke?”

“It was more like a voice in my head than words. I’m sorry Your Majesty! But I don’t think I can lie to the Pope any longer…”

Seeing Lin Tao looking at Snow White with a fearful expression definitely gave her confidence.

There’s no way this guy would act out such an absurd situation in front of me if he were crazy and Snow White’s reaction is also unusual.

As soon as Snow White heard Lin Tao’s words she stared at me intently.

When our eyes met she just blinked cutely. It was very heartbreaking to see her looking at me with that kind of expression.

His eyes seemed to say ‘You don’t believe that kind of nonsense do you?’

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“Snow White.”

Miyaaaa-

“You can speak now?”

Dori dori.

It is absurd to say that a person who can understand human speech cannot speak human speech.

It wasn’t that strange for a guy as powerful as a god to have a conversation with a human.

“Hmm.”

I clearly understood the situation with Lin Tao fidgeting and Snow White shamelessly lashing out.

I nodded slightly and then spoke in a quiet voice.

“I was going to buy you the best handmade churu because I was so touched but you can’t speak… I guess there’s nothing I can do. I guess I’ll have to cancel the items I had put in my shopping cart.”

Shudder.

It was only a fleeting moment but I definitely flinched.

You’ve endured it once in front of the churu you like so much?

Let’s see if we can hold out for this one more time.

“I also ordered a giant cat tower with cat wheels from a famous cat tower craftsman… but I guess I’ll have to cancel that too. Come to think of it Snow White isn’t old enough to ride on a cat tower yet. It doesn’t seem like she has anything special.”

That was when.

Snow White who had been quietly baking bread finally started to move.

“No really? You’ve done a lot of things. Honestly confiscating the cat tower is way over the line you idiot!”

A child’s voice strangely echoes in my head.

Judging from the way Snow White was looking at me with such a bright expression I thought it was this guy’s voice.

I said patting Snow White’s back once more.

“You said you couldn’t speak.”

“I never said I couldn’t speak.”

“Then why did you hide the fact that you could tell me until now?”

“Of course it’s obvious that my master will use me! Just look at Leona Luna and you’ll know. I just wanted to enjoy my life comfortably.”

After being a cat I wonder if I forgot my identity as a god?

Grrrrr.

“What is this golgolsong?”

“What can I do when it feels good to be petted? So Master are you really going to cancel the cat tower? And cancel the churu too? You did a good job of following my orders didn’t you? You handled the bad guy who clung to you cleanly this time too!”

So you’re saying that this guy is holding back his words because he doesn’t want to be exploited by me?

“When I think about it it’s kind of annoying…”

“I wasn’t going to do this!”

Snow White flipped over on her stomach. She kept her head pointed towards me.

She’s trying to appeal with her cuteness.

Miyaaaaah!

I looked at that snow white and sighed deeply. Then I shook my head and muttered.

“Then that’s right.”

There’s no way she’s normal when she’s by my side.

Let’s forgive her for hiding her conversation skills until now because she’s cute.

Instead I should show them the bitterness of society.

“Are you going to buy me Churu? Are you going to buy me a cat tower?”

“Oh sorry. Actually I didn’t put the churu in the shopping cart.”

“huh?”

“The cat tower is the same. I didn’t put it in for custom order but I was thinking about putting it in for custom order.”

Then Snow White quickly got up and placed her front paws on my thighs.

“Did you just lie to Shinsoo?”

“Our Snow White. She’s still young. That’s just how society is. Do you have any evidence?”

“How could the Pope lie!”

“I can do it sometimes.”

“I’ll tell everything to Limen-sama!”

“Remen you’ve been busy lately. I haven’t been able to contact you often. If you want to come early then come early. But the moment you arrive… you know? Hehe.”

I thought you’d understand by now but that was a huge mistake.

“If that’s the case I have a way!”

What kind of method does a little kid have?

4.

You shouldn’t ignore him just because he’s a kid.

I should have known from the moment that little guy started hiding what he was saying but I didn’t know that someone less than half a year old could be so smart.

“Brother. Why are you looking like that?”

“…Inwook.”

“uh.”

“Place an order for the top-quality Chururang Cat Tower that I mentioned last time. Pay with your card.”

“Didn’t you say you’d think about it for a bit? Suddenly?”

“Shiyeon said she wanted to buy snacks instead of eating them for a month… How can I refuse that? And one more thing. Be careful Snow White.”

Inwook opened his eyes wide at my words.

“Snow White? Why all of a sudden?”

“He might not be a kid.”

“You have to explain it so that I can understand.”

“There is something like that. I get the general idea.”

I expected that he would sell Limen’s name but I didn’t know that he would roast Siyeon.

Moreover the way it was cooked was also amazing.

Siyeon was playing hard on her smartphone when he came up next to her and started typing on the keyboard with a small jelly.

<Homemade Churu> <Cat Tower>.

Siyeon who saw the precious scene of Akkaeng pressing the smartphone came to me with an excited expression and said.

-Brother! Snow White said she needs a homemade churu and cat tower. You’ll buy them for her right?

Common sense would suggest that it was strange for a cat to express its opinion using a smartphone but Siyeon didn’t seem to care at all.

I think it was probably because of the way Snow White usually looked. It seems like they had already guessed that Snow White was no ordinary cat through scenes like her suddenly appearing out of thin air.

In this way Baekseol finally carried Siyeon on her back and achieved what she wanted.

I had noticed that I was extremely weak when it came to Shiyeon’s requests.

I still remember the look in Snow White’s eyes from earlier.

The eyes of the cat that was looking at me with a victorious expression while being held in Siyeon’s arms.

If it weren’t for the incident where you caught Lin Tao I would have started the ranking training right then and there.

“Anyway Snow White be careful and be careful when you go out. You’ll probably be staying at home these days anyway but Siyeon got caught up in someone today. The problem has been resolved.”

Then Inwook who had been quietly eating an apple just a moment ago suddenly got up and shouted.

“What? Some bastard? Some bastard got caught? Did you catch that bastard?”

“He came to me to turn himself in.”

“Of course it’s China?”

“that’s right.”

“You didn’t just send that kid back did you? If it was his personality you would have sent him back as at least a paraplegic!”

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Inwook this excited.

I could completely understand because just a little while ago I wanted to immediately break Lin Tao’s back.

I answered leaning back slightly on the sofa.

“Don’t worry. My brother took care of it.”

“So how!”

“That guy Leo and Luna took him. When I told them he was attached to Siyeon they arrived in just a minute. They both had murderous expressions. By now they’re probably… in the basement of the temple.”

Then Inwook’s expression quickly relaxed.

“As expected of my brother. He never disappoints me in that regard.”

“What? Aren’t you getting angrier?”

“You said Luna and Leo took them? Then you guys will figure out what to do.”

…What on earth does Inwook think of our church leaders?

I made a sheepish expression. Then I took a bite of the apple and spoke in a low voice.

“There was someone else who ordered that.”

“What is he going to do?”

“How to do it.”

He’s the guy who tried to mess with my family.

Can you just let a guy like that go?

“I have to cut it in half.”

I’ll have to think a little bit about what to cut in half.

Where should I cut it in half so that it gets said that it’s cut well?

Our Pope please stop this