Chapter 204: Heh, Women

Song Tingfeng, in the hands of a street vendor, bought three taels of loquat paste, hard, cut into four-square pieces, somewhat similar to the throat lozenges of Xu Qi’an’s previous life.

You can’t eat such hard candy in the capital, it’s throat-moistening and sweet, and it’s a unique specialty of Yunzhou.

Terrible, even a piece of sugar is harder than Laozi… Song Tingfeng contained it while looking around and lamented, “The same is Yunzhou, Baidi City is different from other places, looking at this picture of flourishing flowers, I thought that Yunzhou was really singing and dancing.”

Along the way, they passed through one state and county after another, having seen large tracts of deserted good land and dilapidated and unoccupied villages. Clearly realizing the depression of Yunzhou.

People’s livelihoods are difficult!

“Obviously there is so fertile territory, cultivating the field without worrying about food, leaning on the mountain to eat three generations, but also adjacent to the outer sea, rich in salt fields ….” Zhu Guangxiao, who is silent, rarely said a lot, depressed:

“Why did you end up in this situation?”

Song Tingfeng and Xu Qi’an looked saddened, the former said in a deep voice: ”This time I came to Yunzhou, it is the removal of the disease and stubbornness, to solve the collusion with the mountain bandits of the commander-in-chief, Yunzhou banditry will be much better.

“Ning Banquet is right, we can’t indulge in the teaching department, a great man should do something for the country and the people …. Crap, great beauty!”

Xu Qi’an and Zhu Guangxiao followed the trend to look, two pairs of eyes suddenly bloomed brightly, in front of the street, playfully stood a beautiful beauty of the country.

She wore an exquisitely ornate gown with a current hairstyle, and a spaghetti strap of silk inlaid with blue jade strangled her voluminous waist.

Snow-white delicate skin, eyes like dots of paint, bright red lips, handsome nose with a sharp face, gorgeous.

Ness…the word flashed through Xu Qi’an’s mind.

A pretty beauty with a melon face and big eyes was the type that Xu Qi’an was attracted to, and a bit of foxy would be even better. He had seen three of the most standardized melon-faced beauties: Xu Lingyue, Huaiqing, and Number Two.

But the three of them have the temperament of a clear and beautiful JK, a cold and noble strong woman, and a heroic female police officer.

Only this chance encounter with a great beauty, with a foxy and enchanting melon face, at first glance, it is very wave, is his ideal goddess.

“Perfect, this is the beauty of my dreams… “Xu Qi’an’s heart fluttered, only feeling that he had finally encountered love in this lonely world, and that the three thousand weak waters were only a scoop, and that what Floating Fragrance Huaiqing Lin’an Guoji and so on were all passing clouds.

Hmm?

He instantly realized that something was wrong, even if that woman in the distance was beautiful, it was impossible for her to win over those face demons with an overwhelming advantage …. He keenly captured this illogical situation, which allowed Xu Qi’an to sober up slightly.

Immediately afterward, his left thumb burned slightly as a warm current surged out of the jade wrench given to him by Ziyang Jushi, warming his spirit.

When she looked at the stunning beauty again, Xu Qi’an’s pupils shrank, and what she saw in her eyes was not a stunning beauty, but an exquisitely crafted paper doll.

The paper dolls wore trendy hairstyles and ornate romper dresses, dressed exactly like Foxxy Beauty.

The delicate face was ghastly white, the eyes dull and lifeless.

Hiss ….

Encountering such a bizarre thing in broad daylight, Xu Qi’an drew in a breath of cold air.

“This is not a person, it is a ghost …. Caiwei said that ghosts can exist in the world for a long time, either they have been favored by the earth, like the female ghost at the bottom of the well in my new mansion …. Either after a strong person falls, the spirit is not extinguished, but there is still a time limit, and it can’t exist all the time ….”

Xu Qi’an instantly made the judgment that this female ghost was driven by someone, and that there was a ghost breeder behind it.

This female ghost is very powerful ah, even I can confuse …. If it were not for Confucianism s vast righteousness that prevents all evils from invading, this time I might have overturned the boat in the gutter …. Xu Qi’an withdrew his gaze without moving and glanced at the two colleagues beside him.

At that moment, it was realized that they had a big problem, their eyes were slightly dull, staring at the female ghost in a daze. Although they had maintained some of their sanity, they were actually deeply affected by the charm.

…I had this same piggy look just now? Xu Qi’an felt a little ashamed.

“Guangxiao, Ning Banquet, I believe in love again.” Song Tingfeng, who was addicted to beauty, said in a deep voice, “I’m planning to start a family, I’ve even thought of a name for my son.”

You that is not love, you that is greedy for her body…No, she does not have a body …. Xu Qi An Xin said.

“That’s just horny for you.” Zhu Guangxiao spat out, his face showing a torn look, having a hard time choosing between his childhood friend’s neighbor sister and the woman he fell in love with at first sight.

It would be this entangled because his thoughts at this time were the same as Song Tingfeng’s.

Just then, the woman with the most beautiful posture, shaking her small slender waist, gracefully walked over.

“Are the three gentlemen also out for pleasure?”

When she came close, she paused, her skirts swaying from wobbly to still, and she curtsied with a flourish:

“It’s boring for a small woman to be alone, I wonder if I can travel with the three gentlemen.”

She is rushing us …. Xu Qi’an was wary, so he made a salivating face and frowned hesitantly, “We’re about to go to the Department of Education, this isn’t good.”

“Who wants to go to the Department of Education? You can go if you want to, Song is not that kind of person.”

“Ning Banquet…hey, vulgar.”

Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao silently took a few steps back to clear their relationship with him.

Hmph, this person is really a colorful embryo, the daytime declaration of lust also said so openly …. Phantom heart yucked a mouthful, the smile on his face became brighter and brighter.

Auntie is the best at dealing with sex maniacs.

I have the jade trigger finger of Ziyang Jushi to protect my body, I am not afraid of evil spirits. If she makes any misbehavior, I will immediately sneak attack, and if I have the intention, I will have a great chance of winning …. But it is best to leave the mouth alive and interrogate it at night …. Xu Qi An s gaze flickered and helplessly said:

“In that case, partner up.”

He planned to wait and see what happened first; if he remembered correctly, the magic books given by the great scholars contained Taoist spells against ghosts and monsters.

It looks like you’re fishing for me, but I’m actually fishing for you ….

…..

Tea house, by the window.

Li Miaozhen half sideways, through the window side of the banner cloth cover, overlooking the distant trio, seeing Phantom so easily penetrate the enemy’s interior, she nodded with satisfaction.

Among the many means, beauty is always the most effective weapon against men.

“Jiang Lüzhong went out with Inspector Zhang to inspect the people’s situation, and the three white-clothed attendants of the Divisional Superintendent of Heaven will not be able to return today. And without Jiang Lüzhong sitting at the post, without the warlock’s lookout technique, Phantom would not be discovered.

“Although Phantom is good at seduction and illusion, she ultimately has no form, and it is impossible for her to actually perform bedtime acts with a man. To maintain a relationship with Xu Qi’an for a long time without being discovered, I still have to go to the Department of Instruction to hire a woman…

“When things are finished, I’ll send him a few bottles of aphrodisiac and blood replenishing pills, at a young age he’s weak like this, and then he doesn’t make up for it…heh.”

…..

The four of them drove around in Baidi City, enjoying the local customs and eating all kinds of delicious delicacies.

The woman called herself Su Su, from a merchant family, her father is a silk merchant, which can afford to wear such a colorful and nice dress.

She saw that the three gentlemen were talented and had extraordinary looks, and with admiration, she couldn’t help but want to make friends.

Is it befriending or what befriending ah…you this to say clearly…Xu Qi’an spat in his heart. The point is, such a lame saying, Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao actually believed it, believed it ….

Well, you can’t blame them, they’ve been descended wise.

A teahouse, in the box, Song Tingfeng pushed the pastries in front of Su Su and said attentively, “Why doesn’t Miss Su Su eat?”

“The slave is not hungry.”

“Why doesn’t Miss Susu drink tea?”

“Slaves are not thirsty.”

Drinking the water I’m afraid it’s going to flow out… Xu Qi’an picked up the teacup and laughed, “Miss Susu, if you don’t drink tea when you enter the teahouse, are you looking down on the three of us brothers?”

Su Su immediately made an aggrieved look, “Why did the Gongzi make such a remark.”

“Ning Banquet, Miss Su Su doesn’t want to drink, don’t force her.” Zhu Guangxiao and Song Tingfeng immediately scolded their colleagues and stood up for their sweetheart.

Mudd, you two don’t even know your last name anymore …. The head below has replaced the head above …. Xu Qi’an immediately gave up the idea of using water to wet the paper man.

Su Su pursed her small lips and asked offhandedly, “Listening to the accent, a few gentlemen are not local to Yunzhou.”

Song Tingfeng raised his chin, his tone arrogant, “We are from the capital.”

Su Su “ah” a sound, cover the mouth, surprised with admiration: “Several gentlemen are actually the capital people, the little girl heard that the capital is the world’s first good city, the people and the spirit of the land, the heart longing for a long time.”

Xu Qi’an had to admit that in terms of how to tease a man’s heart, this female ghost who didn’t know her roots was the strongest he’d ever seen, and even Floating Fragrance was slightly inferior.

She always tickles the inner man.

That’s real seduction…cheesy seduction is using the body as bait, cranial orgasms are the essence of seduction.

Zhu Guangxiao added without showing off, “We are night watchmen…Miss Susu has heard of night watchmen?”

Su Su cooperated by shaking her forehead and blinking her clear, innocent eyes.

Song Tingfeng grabbed the topic and gave a pep talk to the night watchman’s court, and after receiving the admiring gaze of Miss Su Su, he became a little light and unsteady on his feet.

Su Su didn’t move to steer the topic, “What are those several gentlemen… ah no, adults, accompanying the governor to Yunzhou for?”

“Naturally, I’m investigating the case.”

“What case?”

Song Tingfeng was about to speak, the bottom of the table was kicked by Xu Qi’an, immediately sobered up a bit, for the sake of it, “Miss Su Su, this matter involves court secrets, can not be spread.”

Su Su smiled sweetly, “It’s the youngest daughter who doesn’t know what to do.”

Admitting his mistake was very generous and not at all pretentious, making Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao more and more fond of him.

The will of these three people is quite firm, auntie has to step up her efforts before she can do so, if she can’t bring back some useful information today, master will be angry, master will be angry, then she won’t give me a man …. This one called Xu Qi’an has the strongest will, although he peeps at my body from time to time, he is the most clear-headed…well, master instructed me to seduce him, the other two can be ignored ….

This female ghost is starting to get desperate, no, Tingfeng and Guangxiao can’t hold out much longer, I have to do it early…

Xu Qi’an and Su Su, who were each harboring a grin, smiled at each other, Xu Qi’an grabbed the lead and said, “I’ll go to the toilet, Tingfeng Guangxiao you guys stay with Miss Su Su.”

Creak…thud…the door to the private room opened, followed by a slam.

With only three people left in the room, Song Tingfeng said, “Miss Susu ….”

Across the room, Su Su’s red lips flicked out, spewing out a stream of illusory, not-real-enough yin qi that crashed and dispersed across the two men’s faces.

Their gazes were instantly dull, like puppets.

In a trance, Song Tingfeng saw that Zhu Guangxiao had also left, leaving only him and Susu in the private room. At this time, Miss Su Su got up in style and removed her skirt.

Rompers and little dresses removed one by one ….

“Su, Su Su girl don’t be like that, I’m not like that.”

“Miss Susu, let’s go to the pillar …..”

The same illusion also happened in Zhu Guangxiao’s eyes, he was not as hypocritical as Song Tingfeng, as a person who buries his head in the sand, he guided Miss Su Su to sit at the table…

….

“Snort!”

The qi ignited the paper, and Xu Qi’an threw the paper ash into the wine pot, and a moment later, the paper burned out, green smoke rose from the mouth of the pot, and on the surface of the shoddy ceramic-fired wine pot, an intricate incantation appeared.

This is a Taoist spirit-sealing talisman, specialized in catching ghosts.

When casting this talisman, you need to find an object to be the carrier, cup, bottle, sac, pot, altar can be, point the bottle mouth at the evil spirit, the talisman will be stimulated to take effect.

He hid the bottle in his arms, gripped the jade trigger finger in his palm, and strutted back to the booth.

Just as he arrived at the door, he heard two rough breaths, men’s, which caused Xu Qi’an’s heart to sink, creating bad associations.

I still underestimated this female ghost.

Su Su in the private room seemed to have heard the footsteps and said loudly, “Is it Mr. Xu? The two gentlemen are having sudden hysteria for some reason, so you should come and take a look…”

Xu Qi’an kept her guard up while cooperatively pushing open the room in a “hurry”.

Only to see that in the private room, Song Tingfeng was hugging a pillar and charging madly; Zhu Guangxiao pressed his hands on the edge of the table and showed off his waist strength.

“….” Xu Qi’an was stunned.

Just then, Su Su, who was ambushed by the door, seized the opportunity and spewed Yin Qi at him.

Xu Qi’an’s consciousness clouded for a moment, but he regained clarity in an instant, the jade trigger finger in his palm continuing to radiate warmth.

He cooperated by making his pupils lax, pretending that he was under an illusion.

“Bang…” the door to the room closed softly, and a soft laugh came to his ears.

That Susu girl circled the booth with lotus steps and giggled, “Heh, man!”

She sat on a bench and crossed her legs, transforming from flirtatious and voluptuous delicate woman to high-flying queen.

Ignoring the two gongs who were immersed in male love, she looked towards Xu Qi’an, her willow eyebrows raised lightly, “Auntie has something to ask you, answer honestly.”

Xu Qi’an nodded with a lax gaze, like an obedient, at-will doll.

Su Su pondered for a moment and said, “Is Zhou Min a secret agent of the night watchman?”

“Yes.”

…. This was consistent with what the master had said! Su Su nodded slightly, no more doubts, and to make a long story short, “Tell me all the information you have.”

The gong across the street, with a dull gaze, said, “You dream!”

Hmm?

Su Su froze for a moment, and immediately after, she saw that this gong named Xu Qi’an calmly fished out a wine jug from his bosom, uncovered the lid, and aimed the spout at her:

“Collect!”

During this process, he kept his gaze in a state of stupefied disorientation, so much so that it wasn’t until he fumbled with the wine jug that Susu had the hindsight to realize that something was wrong.

In the next moment, a powerful suction force enveloped her, ripping out her spirit body and throwing it into the pot.

“Heh, woman!”

Xu Qi’an’s gaze flickered slightly, regaining his vigor as he smiled and closed the lid of the pot.

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