My Two Status Windows – 64



<My 2 status windows – Episode 64>

63. Hermes Loki Hades (2)

“Eh? “Is it possible to cancel the contract?”

okay. “The system recognized it as a reasonable cause.”

“Tsk….”

“Loki is also cancelled.”

“Why don’t we do it again?”

“Hades hmm….”

[How many seats are there? If you really feel like it divide it into 4:4:4.]

Hades said urgently.

4:4:4d.

Can we trust the chaos guys?

No there’s no one I can trust anyway.

It makes me grit my teeth to beat up those orderly bastards but I have no power right now.

However looking at the faces of Loki and Hades it is not a good idea to completely believe in neutrality or chaos.

You must use all three.

They are all people who will stab you if they catch your weakness.

“Whether it is personal deviation or anything else the orderly camp will have to come up with a reasonable compensation plan.”

oh my! of course. No matter how personal it may be it is our duty to take responsibility for it. Pollux will also be put to death! “I will quickly prepare compensation and bring it to you.”

Hermes saluted me and grinned.

Olympus is like brothers or something.

My strength is still too small to take revenge on Olympus so let’s focus on growing by using them for now.

And the soul broker position will be auctioned off like last time.

Just push it to the side that gives the best price.

First you need to get useful skill items and become stronger.

Don’t let the gods control my fate.

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Pollux baby.

Is that your fate?

Damn it.

somehow become stronger

“It’s an auction. Give me good skills and items. Six spots will be given to the best one. You know that the more the better right? He also takes two or three inferior skills and items. “I will sign a contract for three positions each.”

“Haaah. “Why do you like auctions so much?”

Loki grabbed his head.

“It’s an auction… If you like our Olympus item forget the past grudges and give us six figures.”

Hermes grinned as if he was happy.

What do you forget? You bastard.

You must have three seats.

[Clark. It shows the power of the store. Six digits. I need to quickly wake up the sleeping Lords of Chaos.]

Hades was also confident.

okay. Where is good and evil in the camp?

A person who is nice to me is kind.

They say chaos will destroy the Earth so it takes a while. I should start by giving this side some negative points.

Still it cannot be completely ruled out. Because order and neutrality were originally allies.

Chaos must also have a place.

I can’t even trust the orderlies.

Besides I’ve already been stabbed once.

Your minus is bigger than chaos.

I will never give 6 figures to these kids.

Then only Asgard has no points deduction.

ah! If you look at Loki’s trick with Aurelia…

Hey there’s really no one to trust.

Let’s take a look at the price and think about it.

If it’s not good just divide it into 4:4:4.

ruler. “We would like to give you SSS level skills but the problem is that Kim Ji-ho Hunter is B level.”

“S-class skills are also the skills of a god even though they are low-class gods. “The limit you can probably have is two or three.”

[If I have any more my body can’t take it. If you want to experiment I won’t stop you. Chuckle. I think that’s okay but they’re talking about whether you’ll be penalized if you don’t notify them in advance.]

If you had given me S-class skills without telling me I might have died…

Then they could get a penalty right?

It may be nonsense but just listen.

eww. I completely distrust humans and gods.

“So if you tell us roughly what type of skill you want we will match it.”

“We all have gods who govern heaven and earth and all things. “If you tell us what kind of skill you want you’ll be able to get something that matches it.”

[Please don’t forget that we are running a store. Of course we are not the owner of the store but we can provide you with the S-class skills you want.]

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Everyone confidently says they will give me the skills I want.

hmm.

It’s the skill I want.

“First of all I need the skill to stand out without being noticed by you. Stealthy escape. Something like this.”

“Eh. Instead you avoid your eyes.”

“Is there such a thing?”

[Instead I can’t believe it… Hahaha. You must also be greedy.]

of course.

Let’s get entangled like this time.

Even now I can’t jump so I’m in the garden of Olympus.

“Thinking about it from Jiho’s perspective it must feel really bad to be surrounded by these SSS-level ministers. As a token of reconciliation I will give you a skill that you can use in times like this. It’s ‘acceleration.’”

[Hermes’ Acceleration LV1]

[Skill Grade A]

[Acceleration skill of Hermes the messenger god. Accelerates the body beyond its limits. When the skill level rises to 3 space movement is possible.]

Oooh.

Are you telling me to stand out with this?

It’s good.

It will be useful if you level up space movement.

Of course since it’s not S you can’t just trust this.

“And this is my service.”

[Penis control.]

[Skill Grade C]

[Adjust your genitals freely. Articles of incorporation can be sealed.]

No what.

What’s better than penis control?

Is this crazy?

“Hey what is this!”

Hermes looks at me with an incomprehensible expression.

“Huh? Don’t you like it? All Olympian gods have it by default. You can increase the number of penises enlarge their size add beads and shape them into a twist. Even though the penis control level is C level my son Priapus the god of peppers became rich in SP using this skill. Because I am his father I can give it to him for free. “It’s actually really expensive.”

“Ohh. I can’t believe I got that skill for free. I paid a lot of money and bought it at the store. Hermes made a big decision. Jiho. “Do you want to experiment on me?”

Loki grins at me and loosens his collar to show his cleavage.

Hwii profit.

Hermes whistles next to him.

Oh please don’t do something like that with that innocent and pretty face of Aurelia.

[Hmm. It’s a fairly useful skill. Priapus is the god in Olympus who is most difficult to kill.]

Hades agrees through the magic circle.

ha. It’s godlike.

“Now that you have this skill don’t worry about getting pregnant and live like a libertine. “Like our gods.”

okay. “Then if you feel like it let’s have children and do business with us.”

[He is the descendant of the Soul God… so I’m interested.]

The words of the gods that followed gave me goosebumps.

“Let’s make a deal as a child?”

huh. “If you are a child of the soul god’s heir you have great value.”

“If you have a child and are useful make him your successor. If not just give it to us. “I’ll give you a good price.”

[Giggle. We also specialize in such transactions.]

“How can you make a difficult deal?”

Then the two gods looked at me strangely.

“Why can’t I do that?”

“Tsk tsk. That’s strange. How efficient is this? “Will you give birth to me?”

[It’s still a long way from becoming S-rank.]

Is this what the gods think?

I really feel a sense of disconnect.

You really don’t have any feelings for the kid.

“If you have any thoughts please let me know. “I will send you my fairies.”

“I’m having a good time giving birth. “I even gave birth to a horse.”

[I also have a succubus. Or can I arrange for you Lord of Chaos? It’s called Lilith.]

“Oh it’s okay. What happens to items if S-class skills are restricted?”

When I changed the topic Hermes smiled and answered.

“All S-class items have egos and choose an owner but it is unclear whether they will choose a B-class as their owner.”

“I think one or two consumable items rather than equipment would work.”

[If it were the chaos camp there would be a lot of items to give but it’s a shame.]

The conditions for items are also strict.

“Well anyway let’s just take a look. To be honest you are SSS level ministers but isn’t that S level gum? And you can give me as many A grades as you want right?”

“Well it’s not just gum but you can prepare as much as you want. “For Class A well… Up to six devices can be equipped at the same time.”

“Let’s prepare too.”

[It’s a pity that all chaos items cause confusion in users. If you were a higher level you would have cleared all three camps. Still let’s find something good among Class A.]

Chaos is not an S-class item.

Then you should at least get a skill.

What is the second skill?

hmm. I think my defense skills are lacking more than my attack skills.

“The second is a defense skill.”

“Concealment and escape defense… you know how to live. “You are wise.”

“Defense… okay. “I’ll come back with something good soon.”

[Clark. We will make sure we are fully prepared.]

Wouldn’t a third skill be possible as well? Because you never know.

“The third skill may be possible so why not use that as an attack skill? Or just a useful skill.”

yes. All right.

“I’m very greedy. okay.

[Clark. That’s what I do. Still I think it will take a week. What do you think?]

A week later.

“What should we do in the meantime?”

“You have to go back to Quebec. “It’s not good for low-ranking humans to stay in Olympus for too long.”

Hermes was very worried after they dragged him in.

“My identity was discovered and the guardian spirit was changed to me but since I am a minister it seems difficult to intervene. It’s a pity isn’t it?”

no. “Thank you very much.”

When Loki winked and said I felt relieved. That might be a scam too.

Ugh. When I think about it again there are so many scammers that I think I’m suffering from distrust of God rather than humanity.

[When we come to Quebec we will have to fight again. I also have a cause that I must win so I will definitely kill you and send you back to Earth. Clackclack. It is a pity that they cannot be imprisoned.]

“Can’t we negotiate on that?”

I wondered if I could gain experience by collaborating with the enemy but Hades refused like a sword.

[That is impossible. Because we have to destroy the Earth as quickly as possible.]

It’s not possible to be imprisoned but is it possible to kill someone in Quebec? Since we don’t die completely and return to Earth anyway?

The system penalty is ambiguous in cases like this.

“Then in a week I will summon Jiho again to a neutral trading location. Oh and because of the guardian deity issue would it be okay for me to become Jiho’s temporary guardian deity? Pollux won’t be able to do it anymore.”

Hermes speaks with a smile on his face.

I can feel the strong scent of a fraudster.

The two gods also opposed.

no. “Don’t ask that swindler to be your guardian deity but leave it to someone like Hephaestus.”

[Absolutely not. Hermes is the guardian god. I’m ruined!]

“I thought the two scenes would be noisy. I will make a covenant on your behalf. It won’t be watching you or reading your thoughts. In addition the ability value given when leveling up will be increased to 1 point per level. “I would like to give you more but this is my limit.”

1 point per level?

It’s twice what it is now.

It’s okay but it’s not very trustworthy.

hmm. “It really bothers me.”

When I tried to refuse Hermes quickly stopped me.

“Instead I speak clearly in the name of Hermes. Without a guardian spirit the efficiency of soul brokerage which is a class in the lawful camp is greatly reduced. In addition you may not gain additional abilities and become neutral with a guardian spirit and the status window may disappear.”

[Kyakyakya. Then chaos will come then!]

“All the skills I received from the ability order that I have accumulated so far are gone. Mr. Jiho. It’s understandable that you don’t believe it but when you become A-class you become a demigod and you don’t need a guardian deity. When that happens I will go out on my own.”

Hmm… On the other hand it’s persuasive but the order already has 0% credibility in my mind.

Shall we abandon order and go into chaos?

“Hades.”

[oh. Are you coming with chaos?]

“Are we going to destroy the Earth unconditionally?”

If you try to destroy the Earth Hades is ultimately your enemy.

If the Earth disappears will I be able to survive on my own?

It’s impossible.

The struggle to maintain its original form was in vain.

[yes. That is the duty of chaos.]

“Why?”

[Giggles. It is primarily my personal revenge and ultimately has to do with the duty of chaos.]

“What a chaotic duty….”

[The cause of chaos is to destroy the cancer cells that distort the world. There is no compromise on this.]

okay. “I can’t help it.”

under.

I guess we can’t go to the chaos camp right now.

Are they ultimately enemies?

Still I have to keep the string… Let’s go through the mediation and get the items.

“Isn’t there anything more entangled in the provisions of Hermes?”

for a moment. It’s not enough to say I won’t watch or read your thoughts. Information cannot be obtained without permission. No one can get involved. Gives 1 point per level up. And you have the right to terminate the contract at any time. “Do it with these provisions.”

Hermes’ smile hardens.

He closes his mouth and glares at Loki.

Loki saw this and laughed pointing at Hermes.

scent. They keep each other in check.

[That is correct. Not watching and not reading thoughts? It is possible to collect as much information as you want using just tactile hearing. For your information I am also renewing my contract with Rocky. Why are you trying to just get over it? It’s hard to intervene because it’s the minister’s office.]

“Uncle Hades is right. You sign the same contract as me. Hahahaha.”

Hermes glares at Loki laughing hahaha.

Loki’s expression immediately frowned.

It was also a scam.

flaw. It’s nice to see the three camps come together and keep each other in check.

Especially Hades is very useful.

ruler. Did you hear? “Let’s make a contract like that.”