My Two Status Windows – 63



<My 2 status windows – Episode 63>

62. Hermes Loki Hades (1)

[Hermes! Quickly cover your ears. A person with a snake-like tongue.]

Hermes.

The god who acts as the messenger?

It suits you just fine as long as you don’t wear a suit.

He bent down and rubbed his hands until they were worn out.

“Oh my. Who is this snake thing? now. Don’t listen to that sound. Jiho Kim Awakened One. “The one who became the seed of the soul god.”

He grovels and rubs his palms as if he is sorry.

He never loses his smile on his face but is never servile.

The tone is so good that when he opens his mouth my nerves immediately focus.

now. Now let’s look for a new future for us. Pollux is poison. step. “I’m so glad you didn’t suffer any damage due to what happened.”

This bastard uses numbers.

What is dogmatism?

My teeth are grinding.

“Where do you sell medicine?”

Hermes who paused for a moment as I shot him laughed again.

ha ha ha. Maintaining its original form When did you buy it all? This is it. “I can’t believe none of what I said made any sense.”

[Kya kya. It’s solid.]

Indeed me. I was fighting to the death with Hades downstairs but here I am trustworthy again.

“Oh my uncle. Where has that solemn look gone? “What is kya kya?”

[Because you guys are driving me crazy. Kyakya.]

“Persephone….”

[Shut up.]

“Hi. Because you are a pure man. “Not like a minister.”

[hey.]

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all right. okay.

Hades’ voice was so serious that it sent shivers down my spine.

It’s scary when the god of death gets serious.

Wasn’t Persephone Hades’ wife?

Looks like Olympus has done something again.

These bastards deserve it.

now. “Then uncle please leave.”

[No we cannot leave our Awakened Jiho Kim behind.]

“That’s right.”

What is there to know about the God of Chaos or anything else?

First of all Beeville Hill is this way.

Magic power was given diligently.

Then the magic circle becomes clearer and larger.

Hermes tsk and snapped his fingers.

Then the magic circle stopped expanding.

“Then I will follow Kim Ji-ho’s words. Instead it just stops expanding. “I guess it’s Olympus.”

[Giggles. Well done.]

“Tch. “I should have downgraded sooner… Loki who is hiding please come out now.”

Rocky?

Loki from Norse mythology?

Was it also in the movie?

[Loki too? Mr. Kim Ji-ho there are a lot of lines here and there right?]

“Loki? “I don’t know Loki.”

“Hey. If I hadn’t seen Jiho in person I wouldn’t have known. “You’re a guardian god now right?”

what? genius? “The only guardian gods are Pollux and Aurelia…”

okay. There’s Aurelia. If it weren’t for my divine eyes I wouldn’t have noticed. “It’s me.”

no way.

Could it be Aurelia?

Isn’t Loki a male god?

“As expected Hermes. “It’s annoying.”

Aurelia suddenly pops out.

The innocent face had turned cold.

Uh… goddess…?

“You’re also good at cross-dressing. It’s pretty. “It’s pretty.”

“Hoho. “I gave birth to a horse from a mare but it’s like feminization.”

“That eight-legged Sleipnir? “Wow… you’re amazing.”

Hermes said with a tired face.

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…and gave birth to a horse?

ah.

It’s shocking.

Looking at the status window I saw that the guardian deity had been changed to Loki the ‘god of fraud’.

No… you’re even fooling the system.

How can this be?

[omg. What kind of guardian deity does the Minister serve? Humans can’t handle it right?]

“Hades. So I downgraded my avatar to the volcano god. “The details are a trade secret.”

[and. Are you really going to stay with these scary people Jiho Kim? Come into the embrace of chaos. You can be the next Lord of Chaos.]

Hades suddenly offers to recruit me.

Then Hermes dissuades him.

“If you go to Hades you will be forcibly promoted to S-class and then your soul will be dissected. “You won’t be protected then.”

“Why are we protected up to S class?”

“Because it is the seed of the soul god. “If another god intervenes in the seed of god retaliation from the system follows.”

[Hehe. Would I do that? Have you lost anything by listening to me? Even in that emergency situation earlier I protected you well. ha ha ha.]

“Hades will unconditionally destroy the Earth. “You can’t go.”

Aurelia and even Loki tries to dissuade him. Then Hades raised his voice even more.

[What good is the Earth? Kim Ji-ho is an awakened person. Let’s look broadly. You have been given divine qualities. There’s a soul god! The soul god has the highest rank. Don’t be tied to the Earth and create your own world with us. I will do my best to help.]

“What… creation…?”

[In order to wipe out those twins destruction of the Earth is essential. But once you destroy it you can recreate the same world. Come join me!]

Ugh.

After being hit in the back of the head so many times I was so numb that I was shaken for a moment wondering if I would give in to the chaos.

But I don’t want to do something so grandiose as world creation.

If you get dragged there like that it looks like you’ll be dissected.

Hermes who was looking at me clapped his hands.

Clap clap.

ruler. Jiho Kim. At that point you can’t sustain yourself. Even though it’s a small world if you want to create it your godhood must be at SSS level or higher. Think about it honestly. Aren’t you so invested in maintaining the archetype to sustain yourself? But why are you suddenly a creator? Just remain a member of the Earth.”

okay. That’s right. But you can’t trust Olympus right? Because I got hit hard in the back of the head. Come to Asgard. “I will protect you in my name Loki.”

“Oh my gosh if I use the name Loki the con man does that mean anything more than saying ‘I’m going to scam you?’”

“You already betrayed me?”

ha ha ha. It’s betrayal. Pollux was just being presumptuous.”

[ah! Just believe it. I will create a planet just like Earth. A world where only those bastards are gone.]

Ahhhhh.

The three gods from different camps are arguing with each other making me dizzy.

Let’s summarize.

“First of all I don’t have much faith in the orderly side after seeing what happened today.”

“Tsk….”

“Hades was grateful for the help but it was really creepy.”

[Ah… how kind I am. Should I change my gender to a woman?]

“Oh that’s okay. Loki is coming too! “The back of my head is tingling…”

“Tch. “If only it wasn’t Hermes.”

It’s a real fortune telling.

The deceitful looking Hermes the deceitful god and the crazy god of death.

Does it make sense to choose between the three?

Actually I was very attracted to neutrality but it was Loki…

ha….

All the gods are fraudsters.

You have to keep your mind straight.

If you make a mistake here you could end up getting your nose pierced.

In my heart I want to set Olympus on fire but I painfully feel that it is time to hold back my anger.

Even though he is the strongest awakened person on Earth he is nothing when he comes to the God Realm.

If it weren’t for the uniqueness of being a soul-type job it would have disappeared long ago.

Still due to the uniqueness of this soul series popular ministers appear in such a low manner so let’s take advantage of this.

ruler. Don’t you want to belong to any of the three camps? Instead of that you smart people tell me what I should do in the future.”

yes? Is it us? ha ha ha. “This guy is really funny too.”

Talk to those of you who are good at scamming.

Take a listen.

huh. “Please give me a hint with your mouth.”

[Giggles. I’m writing a lot.]

“Haaah. “I could have lured you into the world of beauty!”

Oh! If I had fallen for you Loki I would have given up on everything out of shame.

Aurelia….

Aurelia who was kind to me and took such good care of me…

I feel so betrayed.

“Hmm. Well then. If I were in Kim Ji-ho’s position as an awakened person the first thing would of course be to take refuge in the arms of Olympus but…”

go away. “Before you get cursed.”

lol. The second thing would be to draw lines here and there. Honestly I admit that I don’t trust Olympus. but! Look at all the neutral chaos over there. If you trust everything isn’t it easy to get betrayed? oh my! Loki is the goddess of volcanoes. “I picture a passing dog laughing.”

“It’s me. Those of you who gather the Holy Spirit like this are scarier. Are you in the orderly camp? Aren’t you a devil? They sacrificed me like this just because I didn’t believe in Olympus. Tsk tsk. How much faith do these people give to the lawful camp? This Holy Spirit appears to be at the level of the Pope…”

Loki in the form of Aurelia touches the Holy Spirit as if he feels sorry for her.

omg. Pope level…

“Oh my. Pollux! How dare you do such an arbitrary thing on your own! What a waste of Holy Spirits!”

As Hermes flails his hands exaggeratedly the Holy Spirit disappears.

and.

They’re really pushing it all to be Pollux’s personal fault. These scumbags.

Oh! I want to give a big fuck to those orderly bastards.

But first let’s hear the story.

“You mean to draw a line?”

“Well it’s the same with soul brokering. “Do you have any other skills you can use?”

okay. say it.

[I’m curious too. Kill.]

under.

These bastards fight with each other but then they join forces again at times like this.

I wonder if it is right to fight fiercely between lawful neutrality and chaos.

Still if it’s a skill…

A soul trading reiki release skill has been created.

I don’t think releasing spiritual energy is a trading skill so I’ll hide it.

Soul Trading Is this a trading skill that can be used like soul brokering?

I saw the soul trading skill.

[Soul Trading LV1]

[We organize SP transactions for all beings regardless of status. Summon a trading window and receive 0.1% of the trading volume as a commission. You can trade up to 10 million SP at a time 10 times a day. If your grade rises to S grade and your soul trading skill level rises you can establish an SP exchange.]

hmm. Is this really a business skill?

It’s good right?

This is a skill that needs to be sold to kids here.

If you don’t learn about it in the first place it’s a skill that will just rot and become useless…

You can say it.

“I heard there is a soul trading skill that governs SP trading.”

“You’re hosting SP transactions?”

“Is it possible to trade with gods of the same level?”

[Huh. There are a lot of amazing skills… Are these also made by Olympus guys?]

“No we only planned the soul broker. “I never thought about this kind of skill… I’m curious about the detailed conditions.”

Well let’s tell them that we need to sell to them.

When I explained the details of the skill Hermes and Loki who looked like a goddess nodded with satisfaction.

“You’re welcome the fee is 0.1%.”

“Very good. “You can exchange up to 100 million SP per day and the fees are much cheaper than SP stores.”

[ah. No way. no. That’s a lame skill. I am being used by them.]

“Heh heh. “I don’t want to hear that from the manager of the SP store.”

“So that’s right. “We gritted our teeth because we were each ripped off by a 3% commission.”

Hades is the SP store manager?

It’s completely surprising.

Was the SP store chaotic?

“Is SP trading not really possible?”

yes. “It is possible for us to give it to those below us or for those below us to give it to us but transactions between those of the same level are not possible.”

“Actually there aren’t many cases where we do business other than at the ministerial level. So instead when trading between classes we traded by placing items at the SP store and buying them. By paying a 3% commission.”

“The fees are too high. If you give it to your subordinates and have them change the god they believe in the SP you gave them will disappear again. “I thought the system was too much.”

[Oh my. How difficult is it to maintain a store? We also have to make a living.]

So until now trading between people of the same level was not possible so we traded by uploading items from the SP store.

also. Very good. Even though we’ve had some unfortunate incidents I still want to maintain a good relationship. “It’s too bad that we have to keep pretending like this because of one individual’s deviation.”

“I think that skill would be more effective if it included the orderly camp as well. But don’t you think it would be better to do soul brokering with us? How many gods are dealing with that side right now? “You have to match the numbers here to get the average.”

“What you said you couldn’t pay me that much last time?”

“It’s different now that you’ve reached B grade. And well the time will come soon…”

Aurelia grins.

The innocent and pretty goddess back then was going nowhere and being very treacherous.

Come to think of it my soul brokering skill has also leveled up.

[Soul Brokerage LV3]

[Mediates the absorption of the souls of the gods. It creates 60% efficiency and users can receive up to 20% as commission. You can mediate with up to 12 guardian spirits. You can open the soul broker window. Here you can terminate the contract with the existing soul broker if there is a reasonable cause.]

It is possible to mediate with 12 guardian spirits.

I’m mediating with 6 people right now.

Pollux Aurelia Apollo Hephaestus Zeus Athena.

Of course there are only 5 orderlies.

If I support the orderly faction here I think I will become subordinate to this side.

[They are both in the same boat. to be honest. Instead please mediate for us! The Lords of Chaos are always ready.]

“If you push Hades the Earth will end.”

“You better be careful with that one.”

Perhaps because we are allies we agree on things like this…

If there is a more reasonable reason than that the contract can be terminated.

When I opened the soul mediation window six gods were listed in a row.

There was a contract cancellation text next to it and it was all clickable.

In the first place Aurelia had an X in the letters…

good.

“First of all the contract with Jo Jung-il is terminated.”