I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 99



[Episode 99] Cheonmachong

Madou who took down the Shaolin Temple signboard and put up the Cheonma Temple signboard said it was a way to protect his membership in the new party.

The guy who was sailing across the open sea with a fleet of dozens of ships didn’t even know his face because the command ship was far away and Choi Lyon couldn’t even guess who he was.

However in Cheong’s eyes he seemed to be the greatest man in the Demonic Cult.

It was truly a journey over mountains and across the sea.

I was lucky enough to eventually encounter the only small boy among the Demonic Cult experts.

“female. “Little one.”

“…?”

Ji Seung-ju opened his eyes wide.

Ji Seung-ju was originally expressionless so you could roughly guess how surprised he was.

“Why are you so surprised? “As if I saw someone who couldn’t see me.”

“Are you alive?”

“What when did I die and still be alive?”

“Of course I saw your body. “It was also a place modeled after the front yard of Shingyo’s Mythological Exhibition.”

“Mythology?”

“This is a manor where Daehobeop people live. Perhaps someone wants to kill you enough to create an illusion of you. Be careful. “I may say it’s just an illusion but if I see you I might rush to kill you.”

It was a conversation that left out one person.

Choi Lyon made a coughing sound.

“Hmm.”

“I see you are safe too. Thank goodness.”

“I heard that the demon brain is trying to remove the true law so I came to help you. “How is there any progress?”

“We removed a few of the dams but I can’t even guess how many were laid down. “First of all I transferred the Bagua to Nine Palaces and applied Haejipsan.”

“As I came I saw that there was a path to salvation in Sangsangcheon.”

“Ah then in the Namcheon class we can remove the four pseudo-rooms of Yeonggwae and Bijin from the Yeongcheon class.”

Some kind of technical terminology was thrown around.

From then on it was the beginning of a conversation that Cheong could not understand at all.

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Of course I had no intention of helping anyway.

So I quickly lost interest and looked around but there was nothing particularly interesting to see.

In the end the bored Cheong yawned.

Choi Lyon clicked his tongue at the sight.

“Tsk tsk will your mouth be cut open like that?”

“What should I do if I’m sleepy then?”

“Then it would be better to just sleep so the grown-up woman opened her mouth wide open. “If she had gotten married early she would have become a mother.”

Cheong tilted his head.

Isn’t there something nagging at you that feels familiar?

Does everything happen like this when you get older?

But Choi Lyon was not familiar with these people.

Cheong frowned.

“Director Nam. What does it matter whether you are a mother or a father? ”

“This bitch speaks very dirty. How can it be that this evil behavior continues to increase? “I wonder if she believes that and criticizes her just because she has a fair face.”

“That’s it. So how long do you think it will take?”

Choi Lyon looked at Ji Seung-ju.

Ji Seung-ju looked at Cheong and Choi Lyon alternately with strange eyes. Then unable to overcome Choi Lyong’s silent encouragement he opened his mouth.

“I thought it would take another day at the earliest but it would be much better if Demon Lord helps. In fact isn’t it a situation where time is running out because there is no water?”

Even though people could survive without food they could not survive for long without water.

That was the same no matter how expert I was.

Cheong did the math in his mind.

Ji Seung-ju was an expert.

Even if the task that would have taken a full day to do alone can be done in half with the help of this old man it is only half a day.

Then can you sleep well?

“I’ll just sleep because my grandfather told me to sleep. Wake me up when you think the ban will be lifted. “Let’s just see what happens.”

Cheong advised me just in case and I leaned my head back and forth while shaking.

Then I found a comfortable position that I liked.

I’ve been wandering for so long that it seems like it’s past my bedtime. As my body became more comfortable the beasts flocked to me.

—-

It seemed that dismantling the formation would take much more time than expected.

When Cheong woke up from a drowsy sleep the sight he saw was the damned main hall of the palace.

Choi Lyon went back and forth between the mountains fields and the palace looking tired. If the old man had been walking around all the time he would have been tired.

Cheong who was being held was almost embarrassed.

“Grandpa if you’re tired why don’t you get some rest.”

“Are you the type of person who would be tired just because the master stayed up all day for about a day? “There is no need to worry.”

“Or put it down. “I can walk and run now right?”

“If you are curious and take a wrong step all the work you have done so far could be in vain. “Just being here helps.”

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Is that so? That’s right.

Cheong who had a cause confidently enjoyed the ride.

The process of dismantling the camp was completely incomprehensible to an outsider.

It was muttering unintelligible sounds standing stopping turning sometimes moving backwards and left and right stopping at one point and kicking the air.

Then an iron ball came out of the air and rolled around on the floor.

It was a constant repetition of such work.

And I’m even hungry!

However Choi Lyon’s already sunken eyes which were already too much for him to whine because he was hungry were now even more depressed and dark.

In front of him Cheong could barely open his mouth because he was so hungry.

“I’m starving. “How do I cook?”

“What can I do? “I have to starve.”

“Oh it’s dirty. Those bastards who are setting up the rules need to get rid of all the red pepper. “I will deal with you fairly not by putting something like this down.”

“okay. It’s as you said. “They are very rude.”

Choi Lyon also gritted his teeth.

As I was starving like that I started thinking about random things.

If this were to be the case wouldn’t it be much faster if we woke up a few more people and worked together? I’m sure there are more experts among the demonic cults.

Huh…?

Come to think of it I knocked out several people just because I saw the location of the Heavenly Demon Spirit.

Aren’t they awake?

Has Grandpa come to his senses?

It was when Cheong was thinking like that.

A suddenly heard voice broke Cheong out of his thoughts.

“mom.”

“Hehe my son.”

“mom.”

“Yes the mother is here. “My son.”

Cheong followed the sound and frowned at the strange sight.

It was a beautiful woman with a poisonous face.

Even though her face just showed hatred she was putting her grown son’s head on her thigh and gently stroking it while speaking in a kind voice.

However the son’s face looked familiar.

“oh! That fucking guy! “You’re very proud aren’t you?”

He was a supreme person with a bright smile.

“Grandpa let me down for a moment. “I decided not to leave that bastard alone.”

“You have to say something that makes sense. “If I’m going to watch that happen with my eyes open then why go through all this trouble?”

“Tch”

Cheong clicked his tongue.

That guy was complaining about natural scenery.

In the end I fell into the trap and fell asleep while playing with my mom.

But again it was unexpected.

I thought he was going to occupy the highest position because he was the most important person and say things like “I am the emperor.”

Is your most desired fantasy to be flirting with your girlfriend?

Cheong asked with an arrogant look on his face.

“This is a fantasy seen by the Most High God right? Is this the fantasy you want the most? “Is that what that miscellaneous appellant wants?”

“Even the Supreme Being would say it’s pitiful. “The resentment is like that because I was never able to be held by my mother.”

“What do you mean?”

“It’s the job of divine blood. “Tsk tsk.”

The mother body that embraces divine blood cannot be ordinary.

He had to have strong muscles great energy and blood clear Dandanjeon and strong innate Qi so he usually kidnapped the most suitable women from the central plains and made them bear children of divine blood.

Therefore it was rare for a mother to become a mother by forcing herself to give birth to an unwanted child.

When I looked at the child I gave birth to his face had red eyes and he opened his mouth and poured out sharp blades and his tongue had the skills of a world-class swordsman.

“mom.”

“okay. my son “My lovely son.”

“mom.”

“okay. I love you too. “My son.”

The anger on the face of the woman who said that was very clear.

However his voice was so benevolent that it almost gave me goosebumps.

“No but why did your mom’s face look like that?”

“I guess it’s because I’ve never seen a different expression in my life. “I can’t even imagine a different expression.”

Cheong was speechless and just opened his mouth.

The mother is glaring at Wondog with a cold face while the supreme Hosoin just has a bright and happy expression.

Cheong sighed and swallowed his curse.

Really fucking demonic religion these fucking bastards don’t have anything normal from the top to the bottom.

—-

The dismantling of the Jinbeop took place a long time later.

It was a time when I was hungry and thirsty and my head hurt from dozing off so much that I couldn’t sleep anymore.

It was Cheong with a sore head and bulging eyes.

Suddenly Choi Lyon stopped and spoke.

“The truth is disappearing.”

“ah. really….”

I thought I was going to die from hardship. It was an omitted afterword.

It was Cheong’s thoughts as he dozed off in his arms.

At this point I could congratulate myself on having achieved the feat of having completely worn out the triangle in my conscience and forming a perfect circle.

Like paper burning in a small fire the world began to burn little by little.

Ashes were flying everywhere and beyond it a dark and gloomy tomb slowly emerged.

Even though the tomb had already burned out all the torches it was not dark at all which may be why it is said that Banchi’s technique of bringing in light by drilling a small hole from outside the tomb had already reached the level of a immortal.

The magicians began to come out of their illusions.

Regrettable sighs occasional sobs over loss or cries of frustration echoed in the stone chamber.

Some people even collapsed and sobbed repeating names that only they knew.

This was the reason for the terrible fighting method Ji Seung-ju mentioned.

When caught in an illusion they do not want to go out on their own and even if they dismantle the formation they struggle with a terrible sense of loss. It was truly like the essence of malice.

And that’s why Cheong had an opportunity.

“Tskcha.”

Cheong jumped out of Choi Lyong’s arms.

“sonny?”

“Hehe it was a long time of humiliation…”

At the same time Cheong stomped on the floor violently.

It was an anti-gravity walk similar to the Wolnyeo Walk.

The shadow of a human body was cast over the brilliance of the triangular horned Heavenly Demon Soul shining alone in the darkness.

Finally Cheong held the shining triangular pyramid in his hand.

Cheong took a deep breath and soon a loud roar filled the tomb.

“ruler! Attention! “Do you see it?”

At that moment everyone’s eyes turned to Cheong.

The eyes which had been blank due to the aftereffects of the illusion being broken soon discovered the sacred object in Cheong’s hand and changed their appearance with their own reactions.

Some people widen their eyes in astonishment while others just blink and express doubt. Another person immediately fell to his knees and hit his head.

Cheong narrowed his eyes when he made eye contact with Ji Seung-ju who was gaping.

Looking at Ji Seung-ju’s mouth I could tell what he was saying even if I couldn’t hear him.

It’s sick.

And where is this bastard who is the supreme appealer?

No I still can’t come to my senses.

The Most High Emperor was still just standing there with blank eyes.

Does this happen at the most important moment?

Well once you destroy the Heavenly Demon Soul it will eventually make an expression worth seeing.

Cheong took a breath again.

Now if I really go out and destroy the final tomb it will be goodbye to those damn demonic bastards.

It was the moment when Cheong was about to speak his lines.

Choi Lyon’s shout stopped Cheong from speaking.

“no! sonny! Put it down now! hurry! If an unqualified person touches a sacred object! “It won’t work!”

It was a desperate cry as if blood was being vomited.

The wide-open eyes are shaking and the emotion contained within them is clear fear? awe?

Cheong read fear on Choi Lyong’s face.

Why?

“Put it down! please! “Are you going to die twice in front of your father?”

Suddenly my hands feel itchy.

Since Cheong was far away I looked down at my hands.

“uh…?”

Cheong made a dumbfounded noise.

Anyone who sees a self-luminous triangular pyramid slowly seeping into the palm of one’s hand can’t help but make a dumbfounded noise.