I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 93



[Episode 93] Cheonmachong

“What happened to your sister-in-law?”

“huh? what?”

“I’m talking about Seolga. “Toilet written on my forehead.”

“ah! That customer? I heard you don’t sleep with Hwanhui Palace’s disciples? No matter how urgent it is I don’t want to be crushed under this witch. ah. I’m sorry if I offended you. It’s just because my life is precious. “It’s just like this.”

Cheong was surprised.

This was because Gyeon Po-hee imitated Seol Ga’s voice almost perfectly.

It was so real that even Cheong would have been fooled if he had listened without seeing the face.

what?

Is Pedestal so talented at imitating vocal chords?

And even if you have talent how can you choose a talent that is of no use?

Cheong asked once again admiring its insignificance.

“Not that one. Are you going to Jungwon?”

“Huh? You said that last time right? “I’m going.”

He was asking why he was asking the obvious.

Cheong pounded his chest in frustration.

“What do you believe in Seolga? Don’t you have any doubts? “Isn’t it okay to just follow someone you don’t know?”

“Huh? You said they were friends? “Is there anyone else besides him who has ‘toilet’ written on his forehead?”

“That’s true.”

Seolganom said he would move to the Yunnan region.

On the map Yunnan is a land located below Sacheon and close to the central plains.

However there was a difference that could not be seen on the map: the height.

It is a land belonging to the highest mountain range in the world.

In addition it was also a land that was difficult for people to live in due to its knife-like mountain slopes.

So much so that they joked that the seasons change with just one step.

In fact if you take one step from the vertical cliff winter turns into spring and if you take another step from the protruding part in the middle you reach summer below.

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“ah! That person told me to tell you. Even though it was a short relationship I can say it was a very enjoyable time. “If we meet again someday let’s have a drink.”

“what. “Can you tell me I’m grateful too?”

“huh!”

Seolga who dreams of escaping from the Demonic Cult could not meet directly with Cheong who was a special guest.

But isn’t life like this?

bye. Seolga guy.

Life in the center without you may be a bit difficult. Still I lived well without it.

Goodbye now. The best brains at the local level.

You were my first and last counselor.

Although I am no longer here I hope I can live as a proud man on the other side.

hmm. The breakup is over!

You have a good head so you can live well on your own.

All you have to do is find a bookkeeper again.

It was convenient and nice to have one.

Cheong looked at the pedestal.

We broke up with each other less than 15 days ago.

“I told you to decide on a new name. there? Sichuan? “The name to use there.”

Seolganom said he would lower the pedestal to Sacheon.

If things go according to the Qing’s plan they won’t even have time to worry about one student from Ewha University who escaped and if he changes his name and launders his identity who will think he’s a devil?

After finding a decent job I will leave a message at the fifth largest kiru in Sacheon.

Indeed it could be said to be the best clean-up in the neighborhood.

“It’s a new name. “Do you have something in mind?”

“huh.”

“What is it?”

“…Seohee.”

Gyeon Po-hee opened her mouth shyly.

“Then are you Gyeon Seo-hee?”

“No my name is Hee. “The last name is… same as Samae’s.”

Cheong lifted his eyebrows.

No you ignorant bitch still doesn’t know people’s last names and is sitting here grinding?

Come to think of it there was no specific information given to me?

Reflecting once again on his indifference Cheong finally gave the correct statement.

“private residence. “It’s not Seomuncheong it’s Seomuncheong.”

“Huh!? “Wasn’t it a lump?”

“Could you please pay attention to your pronunciation? “It seems like a rather shameful word to hear from your sister-in-law.”

“Then let’s call my name Seo Moon-hee… is that okay?”

Gyeon Po-hee asked looking at Cheong’s gaze.

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Anyway Seo-Moon is not my personal last name and I am going to use it because I think it looks pretty so there is no reason to stop it.

Anyway if we go by genealogy I belong to the Gae family and this person also belongs to the Gae family so what?

“If your sister-in-law wants to do that then do it.”

“really!? thank you! “We are really family now!”

“Oh?”

“I feel somewhat embarrassed about being a chair sister.”

Cheong blinked.

Chair sisters?

Cheong was about to ask what kind of strange sound that was but when he saw Gyeon Po-hee’s expression as brilliant as the sun he just swallowed it.

okay. I guess if you like it that’s it.

—-

Cheong spent time teaching Gyeonpo-hee about the girl Hwanhee-gong and the flight of a thousand miles.

Girl Hwanhee-gong was originally the vision of Hwanhee Palace so Gyeonpo-hee was qualified to take over.

In addition the not-so-good little pedestal taught us to fly a thousand miles in case of an emergency.

It was a gold-colored high-maintenance technique specialized for fast and long jumps.

Of course because of this it was inevitable that the practice of Tangseontaldui had to be stopped.

It was an unfortunate incident that Cheong had never expected.

As I spent time like that I ended up completing the Cheonsim Harmony.

It was that night when I calmly asked the pedestal to meet again.

Mugongchang also needed to be sorted out at this point.

Through night walks I accumulated a lot of free training points.

The Gyeongshin Corporation Cheonri Flying and Pungjinbo were raised to the 12-star level and the useful Heukyeongtujam also reached the level.

After raising various other white and blue spiritual techniques to the maximum level of 10 stars I felt an itch and a subtle tickling sensation that changed my body.

Now that I think about it I haven’t learned the Taeeum Oknyeo technique which is Seol Ga’s relic.

It’s got a gold border so it’s only Samsung.

Because I think I need to be more blunt at Cheonmachong.

Cheong took a deep breath.

“Whoa.”

First prepare your mind.

I have no idea.

Because there is no thought.

“Ugh… Ugh… Ugh….”

An invisible hand was massaging my brain.

It was a moment when Cheong’s mood reached a completely negative level and he was about to plunge into the bottom of purgatory.

The merciful smile that rose up at that moment seeped into my brain and made me feel more at ease.

Daejeongseonggong Is it you again….

Come to think of it don’t you think your Taoist skills are a bit lacking?

There are two purple hearts but somehow they haven’t done anything right.

I should have named the character Bodhidharma not Accheong.

I heard that then you will start with all the best Buddhist practitioners…

Why did you recommend Acheong instead of Bodhidharma?

If I go back I cancel the beef.

Learn how to buy me kimchi stew instead.

uh?

ah…

I want to eat kimchi stew…

I wish I had kimchi stew and a glass of soju…

A single tear flowed from Cheong’s eyes.

—-

As they say in the Jungwon rice is half the meal.

Here half mentioned staple foods including rice.

When you order food at a large restaurant you will be asked what kind of food you would like as your main meal.

Southerners ask for miban or rice.

If you’re from the east you’ll order dumplings or water dumplings while if you’re from the north you’ll order noodles or porridge.

And people in the west excluding Sichuan were poor people who couldn’t go to high-end restaurants in the first place so they didn’t even sell their stock.

Of course this is not absolute and due to the nature of people living in clusters stocks tend to be divided even within a city.

Under this concept in the central region rice and side dishes were combined into one called miban.

Joongwon’s side dishes are limited to pickles and seasoned dishes that do not involve any cooking process and are only accompaniments to rice.

Other than that everything else was cooking.

In Joongwon’s language it was called Chae.

The four regional cuisines especially famous for their taste were also called the Four Great Cuisines of the Jungwon region.

Sichuan cuisine. Rocha Shandong cuisine.

Hoeyangchae Jiangsu cuisine. Wolchae Cantonese cuisine.

In addition in the central plains vegetation as large as the vast land is blooming making it a gourmet province leading the world’s food culture!

That’s why eating was such a serious issue for people from the Middle East.

In fact one of the greetings from Joongwon is asking whether or not you have eaten.

Meanwhile there was another nation that valued food as much as the Jungwon.

The noble blood of our ancestors who had already built the Hwan Empire a huge empire of mankind (this is a fact depicted in Subakdo) in the era of Pangea before the mass extinction of the dinosaurs which is so great that it seems like a fluttering fantasy just by recalling it There was a next nation.

It was the Korean people!

However the Korean people had a special disease.

If I did not eat Korean food regularly I would develop a serious illness called homesickness.

This was a really big problem.

If the Korean people do not eat Korean food for a long time they become sick from longing for their hometown.

My entire body lost strength my mind became confused and I couldn’t stand properly and my motivation and will plummeted.

It was a symptom of Cheong.

Until now I had somehow managed to get by with quasi-Korean food but I accidentally came across forbidden knowledge beyond the veil that I had completely forgotten until now.

kimchi soup….

A soup as red as fresh blood a tofu as white and soft as a brain and a piece of well-boiled kimchi held with the fingers of both hands and cruelly torn apart…

“Your complexion doesn’t look good. Are you okay?”

“I’m not okay… I want to go home…”

“No need to worry too much. Once we get back the Heavenly Demon Soul we will send you back safely. “Nobu I swear even if it means risking my life.”

“Do you know where my house is? “I don’t think it’s worth adding thousands to my grandfather’s life…”

I felt like if I could return home by sacrificing thousands of lives I could do it now.

hmm…?

Isn’t there a Korea in this world too?

Is it Joseon? consideration? Anyway wouldn’t there be Korean food?

But are those countries the ones I know?

It was a world where people shot beams of light from swords.

It is a world where you can run faster than the speed of a carriage.

Perhaps the sea spreads out beyond the central plains with nothing in sight.

Maybe it’s just a pseudo-Earth planet…

I don’t know. What do you know?

Cheong fell limp in Choi Lyong’s arms.

If Cheong had been an avid reader of web novels he might have been excited and thought “Oh I’ve finally been possessed something everyone experiences at least once in their lives.”

After working hard to kill people I could have made a lot of money through lintels and become a building owner dreaming of happiness.

However Cheong was just a production worker who didn’t even have enough time to play games.

I knew this after seeing a few memes in the sea of ​​information I accessed to find fun games but I am completely ignorant of this.

This is why people must read web novels.

The fact that web novels are more helpful than Spanish is not a fact that has already been proven in scientific philosophical humanistic and sociological aspects by scholars from various fields!

I don’t know. I just want to go home.

Cheong just thought helplessly.

If Seomun Shu-rin had seen this situation and had a conversation he would have realized that the troublemaker disciple had properly entered the Simma this time.

Because sima does not just arise from cruelty or loss of humanity.

The mental state caused by this deep longing was of a type that even King Jeongjong’s great teachings could not stop.

This is because the form of the mind of letting go of oneself is in a way similar to the non-self spoken of in Buddhism and Taoism.

In fact the feeling caused by perfume was nothing more than a trivial problem that was common and very easy to solve.

This is a problem that can be solved by having a meal with good people laughing and talking with warm interest.

But there were people who couldn’t even do that easy method.

The advance towards Cheonmachong is already ten days old.

For Cheong it was just a meaningless day.