I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 9



[Episode 9] Friends

You can’t stop a friend from marrying because of pointless rumors.

Acheng has launched an active offensive to prevent relapse.

“Oh is that an experience? “I guess you have a lot of experience with the Namyeo Sangyeol branch?”

“Uh… I heard this from my uncle.”

“If it goes as I said I’ll just smile and move on but what if my friend has someone else in mind?”

“Huh?”

“Words that come out of my mouth travel around without being caught so if there’s even a rumor won’t I end up not being able to see my friend or my lover later?”

“that.”

“Then my friend grew old alone lonely and reminiscing about the past. Oh if my brother hadn’t made a fuss back then I am so lonely without a wife or child. I have to cook a meal by myself. If this happens how do you plan on taking responsibility for it?”

“this! “I apologize!”

Hwangbouncheok was destroyed by Acheong’s attack.

“Aww! I’m sorry to you too! “This brother Woo was the mastermind and almost made you grow old alone and lonely!”

Paeng Daesan tilted his head crookedly.

“Why do I feel uncomfortable receiving an apology? And it seems like this situation has happened again.”

“Pang-hyung it’s called déjà vu. When Sang Sang-jeon took a breath he foresaw the possibility of a brief moment in advance. This is consistent with Cheonan Tong as mentioned in Buddhist texts. It is an initiation into the Three Tongs which involves knowing the future world knowing the past life through Fate Tong and sublimating this to Progressive Tong so that a person can freely experience déjà vu with his or her own abilities…”

“I’m going to be amazed. really.”

Zhuge Yunxian stepped in and moved his lips at super speed saying something he knew was coming up.

Yes this guy was like this.

At that time Ah-cheong stood up from his seat.

“Where are we going?”

“I pooped.”

Peng Daesan rubbed his forehead.

Is she really crazy?

“What an angry little boss you are!”

“…Can you see that as a firebox?”

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“I don’t know!”

Ah-cheong disappeared.

Bouncheok Hwang told a different story.

“Anyway it’s a good thing! Peng Gaudo is on the way to the volcano right? Then we can move together from now on!”

“Hwang Bo-hyung are you going to the volcano as well?”

“then! “Otherwise I would be here!”

The Hwangbo family did not belong to the Five Generations but they belonged to the Jungwon Ten Generations.

If so it means that the opening of the Absolute Sword Wall was attributed to the teenage generation.

Why are you trying to borrow the power of a teenager?

Maybe something unusual was happening in Kangho Moorim.

And there was definitely something unusual going on behind the tea house.

—-

One of the things that Acheong absolutely could not tolerate in Jungwon Murim was the toilet.

But Ah-cheong was helpless.

What if it is unacceptable?

You can’t fight the toilet.

But I won’t hold on forever!

Later when I became a dog master and took control of Moorim.

The late Shim Jae-deok former mayor of Suwon and founder of the Korea Toilet Association will lead the modernization of Jungwon toilets following in the footsteps of the founder of the World Toilet Association.

The ambition was grand but it did not solve the great crisis that was immediately in front of us.

It is a matter of human dignity-

“Please be clean. “Please please….”

A dirty toilet kills a person’s soul.

Ah-cheong made up her mind and held on to the bathroom door.

It was then.

“you.”

Ah-cheong turned around at the cold voice.

A beautiful woman who looked like a bad bitch was extending her finger towards Ah-cheong.

To the left and right stood two mean-looking men.

At first glance she was a rascally bad bitch.

However you should not discriminate against people based on their physiognomy.

This was because even though he was a good person he might be suffering because of his vicious face.

Ah-cheong checked karma instead of physiognomy.

-498. Left and right -621 -455.

ah. What a bad bitch.

After all physiognomy is a science!

The essence of statistics that has been around for over 2000 years!

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In modern terms it was 2000 years of big data.

Ah-cheong does not tolerate evildoers.

Even if it is a beautiful woman.

However Acheng was currently facing a major crisis.

It was a matter of one’s dignity that the toilet might be dirty.

Before opening the toilet door the condition inside the toilet is both clean and dirty at the same time.

It is called presence or mixed presence and the incomplete image is fixed to reality on one side according to the observer’s observation.

Humanity has long wanted to overcome this chaos.

The result of that desperate effort was the belief that doing good deeds would bring blessings.

In modern times the methodology has developed into reading the shape of the coin graph and fixing the future overlapping state of rise and fall toward the former or playing gacha while listening to magical music with a photo of the game creator.

The Qing also followed that methodology.

If generous words and actions can lead to cleaner toilets Acheong can be kind to evildoers as well.

“If it’s something small go in first.”

“What does this mean?”

“It won’t be big. “If you’re in a hurry and confident you can finish it in one go…”

The beauty screamed at the crazy sound that followed.

“Do you know who I am and are you acting up?”

People also speak with their facial expressions.

That was Acheong’s expression. How do I know that?

Not the woman but the person on the right next to her answered.

“This person is the Lady of the Black Spirit Society. “He’s someone like you who shouldn’t even make eye contact.”

Ah-cheong listened with one ear and let it out with the other.

If you can’t make eye contact it’s Medusa and Gorgon.

Or the late Michael Jackson.

When she made eye contact with Michael Jackson Ah-cheong was confident that she would faint just like the fandom of those days.

“Oh that. “Isn’t it embarrassing to reveal one’s identity with one’s own mouth?”

“this…!”

“Ma’am please calm down. There is no need to associate with something like that directly. “If a commotion breaks out wouldn’t the Master know about it?”

“Hmm okay. Nogal.”

The evil spirit daughter of the Black Spirit Society gestured.

The evil man called Nogal (to his right earlier) threw a bag. There was a sound of money being thrown around.

Amazingly the thing that landed at Ah-cheong’s feet wasn’t something that had been thrown once or twice.

“Take that and let it come off cleanly.”

Ah-cheong quickly picked it up and checked the inside. There is only one yellowish thing among the silver.

A smile spread across Ah-cheong’s lips.

Oh my gosh I can’t believe you’re throwing your whole bag at me just to give me the restroom. Is this the quality of a rich man?

Of course it cannot be just a concession.

I wondered if the cost included hush money.

It would certainly be a bit embarrassing to see a young lady of high stature going in and out of the bathroom.

Or maybe you have severe constipation.

“Oh my I don’t know you. I didn’t see anything. Please take care. madam.”

Ah-cheong bowed down to her waist and walked away.

—-

This is what Geumeui Hwanhyang is all about.

Ah-cheong made a majestic return smiling brightly with her magnificent chest outstretched.

All three men avoided eye contact.

I knew where Acheong was coming from.

Ah-cheong accepted the gaze differently.

Since the men were gathered together it was clear that they were talking about something trivial.

Ah-cheong also liked dirty stories.

How dare you discuss such an important matter without me!

However I know that by nature dirty stories can be burdensome to share with people you don’t know well.

Even though it’s disappointing I have no choice but to bear it.

Instead Ah-cheong proudly took out his electric pouch.

They even showed me the entrance so you could see this.

When Paeng Daesan looked into it it was a small amount.

For the heir of the Great Emperor of Heaven the amount was not even a daily allowance.

It’s a little cute how proud you are with such a small amount of money.

Suddenly I got goosebumps and Pengdaesan Mountain froze.

What was it just now?

While Peng Daesan was facing a cosmic horror Cheong proudly spoke.

“Look at this. “I made money.”

“No sister.”

“Sister?”

“If you are my friend wouldn’t you be my sister?”

The title ‘sister’ was particularly unfamiliar to me.

But it still seemed better than Sozer.

“Ooh. “Then I can talk comfortably?”

“What do you mean? How can you go from side to side and earn this amount of money?”

“Who gave it to you? I asked him to give up the bathroom as he was in a hurry. They say they will give you money but why? “I’ll be back later.”

“No no. “Because it was so urgent…”

Zhuge Yi-hyeon trailed off.

In the eyes of Zhuge Yi-hyeon it was a small amount of money less than his daily allowance.

However I knew that there were too many things to do all at once.

Because income and economic concepts were different things.

At that time little Hwangbouncheok intervened.

“It is not the right thing to do to take advantage of a difficult situation.”

“But you were a nobleman from a very wealthy family? I am the one in need. “This is the body that I get from a friend’s favor because I don’t have money.”

“Isn’t it true that you took unfair advantage regardless of your wealth?”

“How do you separate your financial resources? Then Sodaehyeop? “What if I’m about to shit my pants right now?”

“that.”

“What if Sodaehyeop? How will the world view Daehyup after you are sick of your pants? Of course they won’t do it to your face but wouldn’t they laugh behind your back at the fact that you are a major association and a small association?”

“Oh that’s it.”

“Face is social status and wouldn’t pooping one’s pants already be a serious irreparable damage and a stigma that will never be erased for the rest of one’s life?”

“I think so.”

“I see it as a social death sentence. Have you never heard the saying that a person dies not when his life is cut short but when his name is forgotten? “If you remain as an asshole instead of being forgotten wouldn’t that be a shame worse than death?”

“That’s natural.”

“So I have protected the value of life which is more precious than life to that person and there is only one gold letter to show my gratitude right? “Wouldn’t that mean I’ve been disrespected?”

“Definitely a little bit of gold.”

“But your life is at stake and you can make mistakes in your haste. Since he handed it over as a jeonnangchae he must have given everything he had right? So I shouldn’t dare blame you just because the amount is small.”

Acheng fired both shots.

Hwangbouncheok answered with a serious expression.

“indeed! Sojeo’s generosity is as wide as the sea! “I’ve made a big mistake again!”

Jegal Yihyun who was next to him was also impressed.

“That’s amazing! Sister! With a leap of logic you naturally lead bullshit to the level of obvious logic! Nevertheless the bizarre development that naturally elevates oneself is truly an unpredictable comic! “It was an incredible war of words that reached the level of combining science and technology!”

Accheong’s intercession was famous for his solitude from his time in the military before leaving the country.

It was a top-class martial arts skill that observed the opponent nudged him and cut the exact line to see how far he could go.

He was a private with a tightly twisted military number and a giant of his generation who laughed and joked with his military unit leader Corporal Kim whose temperament was comparable to that of an asshole.

And the giant now stands tall.

“Sister? “Why are you doing this all of a sudden?”

“Why why? “I have to go and finish the work I couldn’t finish earlier.”

“ah.”

Zhuge Yihyun blushed.

Ah-cheong came out through the back door of Da-gwan.

As if the timing was right I ran into someone who was there and I was grateful.

She trembled and lifted her finger.

“You you bitch! “How dare you mock me?”