I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 88



[Episode 88] Heavenly Demon Church Serial Murder Case: #5 Chinese people are never allowed.

If you are a man there is something big that you have to accomplish even if you have to endure any humiliation.

This is the story of Hanshin who was overly greedy as told by Seolga.

When Hanshin was young he was a braggart so he always carried a large sword and pretended to be strong.

One of the local gangsters who didn’t want to see that spread his feet blocked the road and pushed his stomach in.

If you know how to use that sword cut my stomach open.

If you’re just wearing it for style I’ll turn a special blind eye to it so crawl between my crotches.

Hanshin’s fever soared.

However if a person was red-lined for murder he or she could not hold office.

In the end the story was that Hanshin who could not give up his dream of becoming a civil servant crawled between the legs of a gangster.

On the other hand there was also an old story from the Nine Heavens Sangbun.

This is the story of Gucheon the king of the Yue Dynasty who was helped by Wolnyeo.

Gucheon fought a war on the continent with King Bucha of Wu but after losing he became a prisoner of Wu.

Gucheon gritted his teeth but on the outside he behaved like a servile and obedient slave.

Even when Bucha got sick he ate Bucha’s poop and there was no problem with the taste so he personally gave him a blood test to make sure it wasn’t a serious illness!

(Eating poop is surprisingly an orthodox medicine)

Bucha was moved by this and let Gucheon go.

Or maybe he just didn’t want to have a disgusting shit-eating bastard as his servant.

Afterwards Gucheon met Wolnyeo and drove out an army armed with the Wolnyeo sword destroying the Wu Dynasty.

And here was another beautiful man and woman who had to endure such humiliation.

Her name was Seo Mun-cheong and she was a beautiful girl who had served in the military.

Hanshin crawling on his legs and Gucheon eating poop were nothing compared to the humiliation that Cheong would have to endure in the future.

I. I…!

Cheong looked down at the weapon in his hand.

The long handle the slender nose the elegantly heavy sword body and the blood engravings on it.

And a blade with only one side.

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Cheong trembled in shame.

I can’t believe I have to use a half sword…!

That’s right.

Cheong ended up holding a half-sword.

But this was also a sacrifice for the greater good.

It is a noble sacrifice for the dignity of the Qing Dynasty petty revenge and fun.

In fact I am not particularly interested in whether or not it will somehow guarantee the peace of the martial arts in the central plains from the evil forces of the Demonic Cult.

As a reward you will be given a lot of free training points but…

It was Seolganomnomnom’s opinion.

It’s a bit boring if only a few witches get into trouble.

The idea is to place some of the blame on the Demon King’s Gate one of the three major Outer Gates of the Demonic Cult.

Cheong looked down at Bangeom.

hmm. however. A little? I also like it.

Cheong’s pure strength is now beyond human level due to all the martial arts he has collected.

He is probably the strongest person not only in the Central Plains but in all five oceans and six continents.

It could be said that the sword was too light for Cheong.

Blood electroencephalography was a method that used a particularly large sword.

It was a weapon that was difficult to find in the midfield.

No matter how inviolable the government was wearing such a large weapon openly would be seen as tactful.

National law prohibited the wearing of personal weapons.

And again because it’s uncomfortable.

It was a serious illness that weighed 20 pounds of iron alone.

How inconvenient would it be to have to carry something large and heavy all the time?

However for Cheong he just liked the perfect weight without being burdensome.

Cheong looked down at the fallen Taiping member.

He was an unfortunate villain who was unable to get up for the crime of not being faithful to his patrol and getting stuck in an alley and lying down on a mat.

Of course the biggest cause of death would be that he was holding a sword.

“How good is your weapon? “I’ll use it well and return it to you tonight so don’t worry too much.”

The Taiping member did not answer.

Because the dead don’t speak.

Cheong measured the west.

The main building of the Taiping Dan was said to be a large building with a blue roof over there.

—-

The Taiping Dan under the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Heavenly Demon God Church was primarily responsible for maintaining public order in the Heavenly Mountain New City and also handled firefighting taxes and loan-related products.

However the security of Tianshan New City was so perfect that opinions continued to arise as to whether it was necessary to have the Taiping Dan to protect it.

This was because violent crimes had not occurred in Tianshan New City for several hundred years.

For your information robbery murder rape and human trafficking were not treated as violent crimes in Tianshan New City and the person who committed them was simply considered an idiot and a careless fool.

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Therefore it can be said that it is a clear fact proven by records that Cheonsanshinshi is a Taowonhyang on earth that is completely free from terrible crimes.

Seolga was an outsider who eventually came in.

So the plan to burn down the security forces and throw the city into chaos was something that Protestants would scoff at if they heard about it.

What’s the use of burning a guy who doesn’t have anything to do?

I guess they are just doing little by little robbery murder rape and human trafficking while everyone is watching.

A stupid Central Plains person would immediately call it chaos but to Protestants well.

For that reason the Taepyeongdan was also peaceful in the world.

In fact the Taiping Dan had never even entertained the idea of ​​someone attacking them.

This was because the patrollers were everyone’s friends who could easily form friendships for the amount of money needed to spend a night out.

It is even a time when people say that due to the sudden night shift everyone is confused and suffering from various diseases making it difficult for everyone to stay in Taepyeong-dong and go to work.

So in Sinsi where working overtime had become a vulgar joke a woman was crossing the Taipingdan’s military training ground.

A five-story building on the left from the main entrance.

It is a dormitory for Taiping warriors called Taepyeong-dong.

The watch guard guarding the front of the dormitory saw the figure of a person approaching dragging a large sword.

A black outfit that covers the entire body.

In the central region it was a costume called night clothes.

The watch guard woke up in surprise noticed the long sword pulled by the night suit and sighed in relief.

In fact there is no one in Shinsi who does not recognize that.

The ridiculously large long sword with a red thread was a weapon used by the direct disciples of the Demon King’s Daemon.

Probably from the Demon King’s Demon Island that went out at this time.

I pretended to be happy to be on watch.

“Instructor are you back already? Still I have to at least pretend to be patrolling. “If you return early like this the entrance/exit department will be in trouble.”

Then the man in black answered

“Cry. Prove your innocence by crying.”

The watchdog asked a question at the sudden sound.

“what? Teacher have you been drinking? Why are you crying? “In-house ledger.”

“Who wants to cry for you?”

Cheong snapped and spoke again.

“Cry hell yam too.”

The Hell Charm Blade drew a round circle like the full moon.

Blood electroencephalography day herbivorous blood manwol.

It is a simple herbal strike where you place the docheom backwards on the ground swing it vertically and strike it like a thunderbolt.

However when the Blood Demon King Divine Technique’s Blood King Demon Qi is combined the sight of a blood-colored full moon rising above the ground unfolds.

The body of the sword stuck on the top of the head pierced vertically and came out through the crotch.

The crunchy taste that comes through your hands.

The taste of hands cutting crushing and tearing by pressing down with a weapon was a new world to experience.

“Ah… I really like it…”

The taste of tearing not cutting.

This is also a delicacy.

Cheong shivered once and moved quickly.

It was the moment when the ghost entered Taepyeong-dong.

—-

Seok Hum Hum a senior investigator belonging to the Taiping Group of the inner party was continuing his lonely struggle today.

This was because a small number of witches and evil enemies had hidden themselves in the city of Heavenly Demon.

Seok Hum Hum recognized the seriousness of the situation and requested the dispatch of a combat group from the Cheonma Guard and at the same time proposed organizing a special night shift of the Taiping Dan.

However the higher-ups had a slightly different idea authorizing the formation of a night shift but ordering that if a few witches were found they should be captured alive if possible and if not they would be surrounded and wasted time.

It was about coveting a small magic craft.

Seok Hum Hum was furious as the conscience of a small member of the Taiping group but he could not help but criticize him.

Today too I was working overtime and trying to deduce the hideout of a few witches using the diagram connecting the victims on the map of the Heavenly Demon City.

“Minority Witch. Where have you been hiding? “It’s clear that it’s somewhere in Dong-gu…”

There was some success.

Clearly the witch was in Dong-gu.

Speaking of Dong-gu it is clear that it is hiding among prostitutes somewhere in Red Light Street.

It was then.

The subordinates were in an uproar trembling with all sorts of outrages.

“I’m in big trouble! The fire is on fire!”

Seokhumhum looked at his subordinate as if he was pitiful.

“Firefighting is also the responsibility of the Taiping Dan. “It’s been a long time since we’ve been able to put out a fire but seeing them in such a hurry we need to reschedule the fire drill.”

“That’s not it!”

“Why not? What are you doing? Instead of waking up the warriors in Taepyeong-dong and dispatching them with fire engines immediately.”

“There’s a fire in Taiping-dong!”

Seokhumhum frowned.

“what? shit! Ring the bell and gather all the nearby warriors! What are the rest of the team doing? “Tell them to grab fire extinguishers and gather in Taepyeong-dong right now!”

That’s how the night of the Taiping Dan woke up.

All the personnel who had been working the night shift gathered together and tried their best to extinguish the fire in Taepyeong-dong by bringing fire-fighting sand oilcloth and buckets of water.

Citizens of Shinsi who were snooping around to watch fires during the night were caught on the spot and sweating while carrying buckets of water.

Seok Hum Hum who was directing the process suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

There is a fire but how can no one come out?

When a fire breaks out it is human nature to jump off the window even if the cliff outside is a thousand miles away.

But how can it be that the entire building is on fire and there are no people around?

—-

At that time Cheong was in the Great Hall of the Taiping Dan.

It was the center of the Taiping Dan and the place where all major work including command inquiry documents was conducted.

-It won’t be difficult to deal with the warriors sleeping in Taepyeong-dong. To begin with these guys have no trace of military discipline. Once all attention is on the fire set the record office on fire. what? Where is the record office? I don’t know about that. You can figure that out on your own.

So Cheong took care of it.

They saved one from Taepyeong-dong pulled out its jaw ripped off its ear and bit it while holding on to the remaining ear.

Then he changed his job to become a friendly guide.

In return for his guidance I personally guided the Cheongdo guy to the underworld.

It was a kind request that rewarded guidance with guidance.

Cheong threw down the porcelain bottle that Seolga had given him.

Oil mixed with rosin splashed brightly between the pieces of porcelain.