I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 86



[Episode 86] Heavenly Demon Church Serial Murder Case: #5 Chinese people are never allowed.

Seolga looked unconvinced.

Why can’t I do it? It’s not that difficult is it?

It was an expression that was just like a monologue.

“I guess you’re not that desperate? But isn’t it better to live first to plan for the future even if it means crawling through the crotch?”

In the language of the Central Plains this is an old saying that is called excessive greed.

It meant the humiliation of crawling between the crotch.

He was well known for the dark history of Han Xin who was considered the general of the Chu Han Dynasty and the best general in China.

Although he eventually achieved what he had worked so hard to achieve his later years were very miserable.

“Isn’t it better than dying? “There are a few horny madhus that might be of your taste.”

ha. Cheong sighed and said.

“That’s it. “There is such a thing as human dignity right?”

Seolga’s face visibly hardened.

His blank eyes and regretful youthful wrinkles made him look like he was groping somewhere in the past.

Then he shook his head and apologized.

“I’m sorry. It’s just as you said. “I never thought about it because I was living like this.”

“ah. Still I have a close grandfather. “The old man swears by his name Bicycle-kun.”

“You mean that poor old man?”

Seolga looked Cheong up and down.

“but. “It’s worth it.”

“I was in a really bad mood just now?”

“I heard that Mr. Jajeonma’s daughter died because of your intercourse. However was that vulgarity comparable to that of the three great evil women? “Maybe that’s why you felt like a stranger.”

“weird? Why do I keep feeling bad? “My hands are strangely itching.”

Cheong waved his pale hand that was shining white.

Then Seolga closed his mouth.

“I know right? I have ears too but I heard right away that my grandfather was senile. Still you have to say something to find out right? “If we decide that that person won’t work we’ll have to try.”

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“But Jajeonma-kun is a very terrible demonic cultist who has lived his whole life as a devout demonic cultist. “No matter what tricks you play I don’t think it will help.”

Cheong waved his hand and changed the topic.

“That’s it. Can you just look into killing burning and stealing? From what I said earlier Seolga is truly an expert.”

Seolga laughed.

“Of course. “I dreamed of sitting down and waking up and ruining the world but isn’t this the nature of an expert?”

“Ooh. Reassuring! “Intelligent!”

“Seeing as how you pretended to have trouble with your legs and went on a killing spree leaving behind only traces of a minor magician you must be a very careful person.”

“It’s because I’m good. “Even Seolga is handsome.”

It was a scene where big-headed kites were flirting with each other by giving each other gold paint.

“If you are a priestess disciple you will use a sword. Do you know how to use a dona spear? Even if you’re not good at it it’ll be enough to imitate the traces left behind.”

“Of course. Who do you think I am? “Just say anything.”

Seolganom nodded.

“Then it would be better to first burn the Taiping Order of the Inner Palace first…”

—-

After returning before sunrise and closing my eyes with a peaceful mind it was already lunch time.

Cheong’s mind and body were extremely refreshed after a good night’s sleep.

Wow what on earth is Daejeongseonggong? The effect is great.

But um. It’s not necessarily good.

Normally when you wake up you are in a daze your limbs are weak and you are thirsty.

Then I had the pleasure of suppressing my thirst curling up on the bed and enjoying the rest of my sleep.

When I come to my senses like this I feel like I’ve lost one-hundredth if not half of my life.

Cheong spent time on the bed like that with watery eyes.

There was some sleep but it was all the same in the end.

Not long after a person bursts in as if to break down the door.

It was a lowly insignificant sister of the Qing Dynasty.

“Samai! “I’m going to go eat!”

Normally no one would ask me if I wanted to eat as soon as I woke up.

Usually as soon as I open my eyes no one is looking for food.

However if you ask and live together for three days everyone will ask you if you want to eat instead of saying hello.

As soon as I opened my eyes there was a request for food.

Gyeon Po-hee came in after closing the door walked briskly and opened the closet door.

I grabbed my upper and lower underwear inner and outer garments and headed to bed this time.

Cheong responded with a series of wriggles stretching his arms and raising his legs as if he was used to it.

Gyeon Po-hee put together the clothes.

It was a natural action and skillful skill.

“What are you eating today?”

“It’s dried fish and eggplant soup?”

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“Oh no….”

Chinese cuisine with a few exceptions is simply a list of recipes and ingredients.

Cheong who was strict when it came to eating only acted smart at times like this.

Jangbangnap dried fish refers to dried fish seasoned with a thick sauce made by boiling it down.

Among the foods from his hometown that Cheong knew there was one that matched this and its name was Jorim Kodari.

Cheong’s eyes trembled pitifully.

“How can this reality exist….”

“Samae!? are you okay!?”

“It’s not okay. They tell me to write down today’s date. “Starting next year it is the day when we have to set up a group ancestral rite table for the guests of the Palace of Hwanhee so I don’t want to be separated.”

“Hmm… then shall we go out and eat?”

It was good news but Cheong shook his head.

“I’m going to eat with my grandfather today. “I have something to talk about.”

Gyeon Po-hee’s shoulders slumped and she secretly glanced at Cheong.

“If I’m bothering you.”

Actually it’s a bit annoying.

Even when she was the youngest Gyeon Po-hee was everyone’s toy at the Palace of Hwanhee and now she was treated like a complete stranger.

In technical terms it was called lack of ridership.

There was a public rumor that he got the position of student at Ewha Womans University behind his back despite his lack of skills.

However that did not mean that they could escape the burning of Gyeon Po-hee so only the ones below were the sound of crying every day.

It might have been different if the lesser sister-in-law had behaved better.

However because the degree of burning was severe and did not discriminate against the target it caused contempt from above and contempt from below as well as fear.

So it doesn’t mean that I can’t understand the feeling of clinging to it with utmost sincerity every day.

In fact when Cheong was losing his mind he took advantage of Gyeon Po-hee’s situation and treated her like a maid.

If he made a mistake he would look at me with a straight face and mutter to himself that he didn’t want to see his face and that he should just pick up another child and leave him like this showing his disappointment.

In the end this was all karma.

The triangle in Cheong’s conscience was spinning wildly.

It was almost a round triangle but because the basic specifications were so small there were some scratches.

“That’s not it. Let’s go out and eat dinner together.”

“huh! “Let’s eat and practice together in the evening!”

Lady are you pushing this in now?

But it was an awkward time to refuse.

After forcefully nodding her head Gyeon Po-hee with an expression as clear as the sun left the room.

Cheong remained alone and waited for Choi Lyong to visit.

Growling.

Then a thought suddenly occurred to me.

But what if grandpa doesn’t come today?

Fortunately in a world where Cheong skips lunch he does not have to experience one of the most terrible things that can happen to a human being.

Choi Lyon who had quietly eaten lunch alone came by to have a cup of tea.

“No someone was starving and waiting but now they come back to eat alone? “Grandpa I didn’t look at you like that.”

“Did you make an appointment in advance to wait? “You’re saying such bullshit as if it’s obvious.”

“It doesn’t matter. “What matters is that I’m hungry.”

“Tsk. What a harsh year. “Where did your temper come from?”

The original pedestal grunted and picked up Cheong.

It was a comfortable ride that was typical of the original.

—-

Meals are more enjoyable when eaten with several people.

This is because the number of dishes increases.

Anyway it was Cheong who could beat his competitors and cook faster than anyone else.

What is important is the number of things.

In that respect Choi Lyon was a good dining partner.

Even though this old man looked like a simple skeleton and wore faded old clothes like someone who couldn’t eat he had a suspiciously large amount of money.

No if it’s going to be like this what’s the use of having a lot of money?

So you don’t mind if I get a little upset right?

Cheong ate a fierce meal like a battle.

He was almost an enemy of food.

Choi Lyonnag kept nagging him but it didn’t really hurt him because it was just nonsense from a cursing old man.

“Even pigs should be eaten more cautiously than that.”

These were the words of Choi Lyong who had called people over and ordered all kinds of desserts as Cheong’s meal was coming to an end.

“no way. So if you eat more carefully than a pig is that something to be proud of? “If you compare it to a pig anyway it’s nothing to brag about.”

“Heh heh. “That damn snout.”

“That’s it. Grandpa. I can’t live like this. I’m thinking of making a big fuss and running away but I’ve decided. “Am I a member of the Heavenly Demon Church?”

Cheong suddenly lunged.

Choi Lyon flinched greatly.

“sonny.”

“There are a lot of bad guys everywhere. What is strong self-esteem? Laws of nature? That’s also wrong but let’s say it’s right. “Are people supposed to live by human laws or by animal laws?”

“There isn’t much left. Now when the Heavenly Demon descends to this land the central plains will be liberated and a new world will be opened where all the people of the Four Seas will be equal under the leadership of the Heavenly Demon.”

“Isn’t he the biggest problem? “I heard that bastard the Supreme Hososin is a very human being.”

“that.”

Choi Lyon gaped as if speechless.

In the end Cheong had no choice but to say something unpleasant.

“Do you know that that bastard is planning to fuck me right now? Give me a lot of fairy balls and tell me to cook them. I would rather be dead and not look at that situation. “I’m really going to bite my tongue and die.”

People don’t die by biting their tongue.

This was because humans were not designed to be such fragile creatures.

Of course if the person was unlucky there was a chance that the cut tongue would get stuck block the airway and result in suffocation.

But what does Cheong know?

Then Choi Lyon took a deep breath and said.

“ha. sonny. “You don’t have to worry about that.”

“What is it?”

“The current Supreme Being who exists now and the future Heavenly Demon Supreme Being who has accepted the Heavenly Demon Soul and completed the new art are completely different beings. “Once you complete the new skill he will no longer be interested in you.”

“How does grandpa know that? I have to say something that makes sense. Losing interest? “If I learn a new skill will I suddenly become indigo?”

“that….”

Choi Lyon suddenly seemed at a loss for words and continued speaking while avoiding eye contact.

“…I can’t tell you.”

“Is it true? “You’re saying you’re not gay you’re a sodomite?”

Cheong asked back in surprise.

I was so surprised that some words that were not used in the western region came out.