I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 85



[Episode 85] Heavenly Demon Church Serial Murder Case: #5 Chinese people are never allowed.

A week and a night ago and even now Seolga had no flesh just bones and skin and his eyes and cheeks were dented.

But why does it feel like something has become prettier?

Cheong’s observation skills were exactly at the level of his hometown.

If someone was living in the house secretly the furniture changed places and food disappeared little by little I was confident that I would not know for a week wondering if it was just my mood.

As far as I know it’s some kind of groundbreaking change right?

what? Why do you think you’ve become prettier?

Has your nose narrowed a bit?

It seems like the head has become a bit slimmer.

Cheong looked closely at Seolga’s face.

Then I finally discovered the crucial difference.

Yes snow!

Originally the eyes were long from side to side and the pupils were as small as narrow rice so they were like squinted black eyes that always kept their eyes open.

But in those eyes no no.

What a man’s eyes.

Cheong thought in disgust.

What are eyelashes…

Of course Cheong didn’t just think to himself.

Because Cheong would not tolerate it.

“Did you put on eyelashes?”

Seolga said calmly.

“It’s a side effect.”

“Hwan Hee-kyung is a fairy but is that enough?”

Didn’t they say that the girl Hwan Hee-kyung was created by a fairy from the beginning?

But does the appearance ability work like that?

Even if Cheong had chosen male as his gender his appearance ability would still have been the same.

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If my appearance improved at that time I would have become handsome but not pretty.

Seol Ga-nom answered Cheong’s doubts.

“Because I originally learned the Taeeum Oknyeo Divine Technique.”

“Taeeum Oknyeo Shingong?”

When Cheong did not know the world could see his ignorance at a glance.

“You’re a nasty magician who ends up like a woman. I learned and replaced it with Surabingcheonmagong. I didn’t know that my girl Hwanhee-gong was an expert in the teachings of Taomak. “I thought the Palace of Hwanhee was a den of prostitutes.”

Girl Hwanhee was a magician who subdued demons and transformed them into pure true energy.

He was also a martial artist who followed Taoist moderation.

When the Girl Hwanhee subdued the Surabingcheonmagong and purified it the Taeeum Oknyeo Goddess as it was before its original replacement was resurrected.

Oknyeo means a woman as clean as jade pure on the outside and on the inside.

Taeeum was pure and spoke of great coldness.

A study of an upright and innocent beauty.

This is walking the path.

In other words it was a selective coexistence target for Girl Hwanheegong.

“Uh so what does that mean?”

“It means that the accomplishment of the Taeeum Shingong which had been scattered and discarded has returned. No in fact my achievements have increased compared to before.”

okay. That’s normal…

I am abnormal. Just me. alone.

Cheong suppressed his crying heart for a moment.

That was a natural inner strength characteristic of the natives of ancient primitive and uncivilized China.

Compatible essences are absorbed into the highest one and the rest that are not compatible are scattered.

Only when the status was the same mental laws that did not exclude each other existed simultaneously in coexistence.

Otherwise there are some mysterious mind techniques that remain completely separate such as Girl Hwanhee-gong.

Like Cheong you can’t cook anything.

Are mismatched true energies fighting separately and moving through the bloodstream without the will of their master?

This phenomenon was referred to in the Central Plains as ‘juhwa-ipma’.

The reason Cheong was fine was character correction.

Because it’s the character’s body.

Not a person.

I am.

It was then.

Suddenly a true energy flowed from Cheong’s Danjeon.

He gently caressed the blood vessels of Cheong’s entire body slowly flowing throughout his body and conveying warmth.

It was Daejeong Seon-gong’s great mercy.

Somehow the image of what felt like a soft smile immediately lifted my depressed heart.

okay. I think and then I exist.

Of the four races that exist in the world let’s say that Seomun-cheong is the fifth in addition to the yellow race the red race the nigger and the Chinese guy.

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Cheong asked with a simple smile.

“Wow eunuch escaped in one shot? What angle should we celebrate?”

“Unfortunately. In the North Sea Taeeumsingong is also called Seoknyeogong.”

“Oh that’s right there. “It’s a shame.”

Cheong comforted her with sincerity.

My friend is still a eunuch!

hmm. Actually it’s a bit funny. Eek facial expression management.

Sad thoughts….

Wait a minute then aren’t I a eunuch too?

A look of sorrow appeared on Cheong’s face.

Seolga cleared his throat with an embarrassed expression.

“Hmm the eunuch has already escaped. It’s just incredibly dull. Still maybe it’s because I haven’t had that feeling in a long time but these days I get a kick out of it just by brushing against it. In fact I’m still standing now so give me a try.”

“If you ask if you want to take a look the Seolga guy can turn into a real eunuch and a Seolga bitch. “You have to cut off every bit of the boy’s dick that you can see.”

Cheong lowered his voice in disgust.

For some reason the sitting posture was strange.

Then Seolga was very satisfied.

It seems that for the first time he thought that sexual harassment had worked.

Because in the first place he was a Seolga guy who carried out sexual harassment as naturally as flowing water.

Cheong just detested the wrong friendship between men but he didn’t go out of his way to say something pointless.

Seolga who was smiling for the first time took out a booklet from his arms.

“Anyway take this.”

As soon as Cheong accepted it Mugongchang blinked.

It meant that it was non-class.

Since the title was written in the booklet there was no need to check the military records.

It was the highest rank of Taeeum Oknyeo Shingong.

Even so the growth of Girl Hwanhee was rapid.

The Blue House’s internal public affairs law has clear limits to growth.

At a time when you can’t do anything with just one ice water lama ball you can’t help but be glad for a new ball that will make you dull.

“and. Emergency! Are you giving it to me?”

“I received one so I’m just giving one away. hmm.”

Seolga seemed to be worried and continued speaking.

“If you happen to meet someone from the North Sea Ice Palace or the Snowy Mountains please tell them. There is no need to look for it. It’s okay if we meet by chance. “That much.”

“Why don’t you tell me directly?”

“I have already forgiven Binggung but that won’t be the case in Binggung. So wouldn’t it be better to live without encountering each other?”

“Ouch.”

Cheong was impressed by Seolga’s great manly demeanor.

Isn’t this a generous act of generosity that matches the brilliant intelligence of the central government?

The only flaw is that he sexually harasses men a bit but actually I like jokes like that so I can say it’s not a flaw.

however.

“Well forgiveness isn’t something grand. After I killed those damn bastards set fire to the palace and even stole the secret service I felt relieved. “A person who has completed revenge sleeps well with his feet stretched out.”

Cheong saw Seolga’s evil karma.

The evil karma was over four hundred.

Of course in this neighborhood the bad karma of the madhus who lived quietly was rather high.

Because it is a neighborhood where good karma accrues if you kill your neighbor.

When I first met Seolga he seemed like a fun and useful guy so I kept him alive.

From then on I came in and out and became attached to it and found it useful so I didn’t even think about killing it.

To Cheong bad karma was nothing more than a qualification.

If it’s more than three digits you’re just a guy who deserves to die.

In the first place Qing’s act of being a villain had little to do with world peace and chivalry.

That was the reason why Cheong started acting like a villain.

To survive by gathering training points and becoming an expert.

For economic abundance with this ranking.

Thirdly it was because it was fun.

When I went crazy for the past 10 days or so fun became the top priority and survival was the top priority.

The reason why a person with a high level of bad karma like Eon Yeon-yeong gets so scared when he wins an award that he ends up becoming a fool is because it was ultimately a struggle to survive.

I have never played the role of an executioner looking to kill bad guys and I have no intention of doing so in the future.

Although Cheong did not clearly realize it a new species called friend had been imperfectly inserted into the classification that was currently only human or evil.

Cheong spoke to his friend.

“ah. So that’s it. “I realized something these days.”

Seolga gave me a smile.

It was said that now he was showing the clear and refreshing eyes of a woman from a political faction.

It looks like they are finally thinking of stopping their senseless killing spree.

“oh. It’s a nice sound to hear. “Now then.”

We are of the same mind!

Cheong happily took over Seolga’s words.

“You have to choose the right one and kill him. “You’ve been killing so many dogs and cows for so long right?”

“…?”

Seolga couldn’t believe his ears.

Did I hear something wrong? do.

Either way Cheong continued.

“So could you please make a list of those who are essential to the Demonic Cult? “So that the hole can be opened later when a situation arises.”

This was the part that Cheong reflected on the most after returning to his senses.

It’s a good idea to go looking for an escape weapon.

However fundamentally the priority was to ensure survival at the moment of escape.

“hmm. I’m sorry to paraphrase but can I get my stipend back now? Then if you die your money will fall into the hands of the demonic cult. “Isn’t that getting me involved for no reason?”

“Oh hey don’t you know that you can’t afford to lose money? “A man trying to say two things with one mouth?”

“Even when I wasn’t a man I was doused with water every night because I wanted to live but now it’s like that.”

As expected there is nothing I can say to refute Seolga.

So Cheong got straight to the point.

“That’s actually a month? Well after that…”

Cheong revealed what he had discovered so far.

About the Supreme Hosoin and Cheonmachong.

And since he was planning to pretend to cooperate and then break the Heavenly Demon Spirit and run away he had to arrange important people in advance to prepare for that time.

Cheong was quick to admit his shortcomings.

Therefore I felt confident in asking advice from a friend with brilliant intelligence.

He was a Seolga bastard who did not hesitate to refer to them as demonic bastards.

Seolganom nodded at Cheong’s plan.

“surely. There’s a bit of confusion in that direction. Even if you run away now the Demon Cult won’t give up on you the key. However it is not enough to fight back so I will inflict as many mortal wounds as possible and run away. Is that right?”

“That’s accurate.”

“hmm. “Let’s see.”

Seolga gently stroked his chin.

“The best way is to get on your side.”

“Like the Seolga guy?”

Seolga’s eyebrows moved up and down once.

“What do you think? I’m free.”

“what? Are you friends? Throw away your friends? “Aren’t you friends?”

“Friends cannot always be on the same side. Not betraying trust is the virtue of a close friend. “No matter what happens if we blindly take sides and go together aren’t we just evil friends who block each other’s eyes?”

It was true so I didn’t have anything else to say.

So Cheong just frowned.

“madam. I have nothing to say. So let me explain. So what do you mean by making my side?”

“You are young fair-haired and have big breasts so let’s seduce a few horses…”

“Dismissed.”

Cheong responded immediately.