I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 79



[Episode 79] Heavenly Demon Church serial murder case: A night of murder without a culprit

I set out dog food and wrote “fried rice” on it.

According to Cheong’s common sense fried rice is fried rice.

So there should be no soup in the fried rice!

However the palace attendant of Hwanhee Palace did not seem to agree with him.

Cheong who was always serious about food was angry.

No how…

This kind of dog food is called fried rice?

This is food that should not exist in the world!

These horrible things must be rid of the world.

So Cheong did that.

I tried my best to get rid of it.

“Samae Seo!? How can I eat five bowls of this? “Aren’t you feeling uncomfortable not only in your legs but also in your tongue?”

Gyeon Po-hee looked at Cheong with surprised eyes.

Cheong made many facial expressions.

“It’s because my sister-in-law grew up smoothly and without any hardships. After going through a lot of hard things it feels like it’s just sweet fried rice. “There is no taste whatsoever….”

Cheong ate five bowls.

“It’s really too much you make people sad by eating it…”

Cheong looked tearful.

It was because I had so much resentment towards rice.

Gyeon Po-hee said after seeing that expression.

“cheer up! ah! “Should we go out and eat dinner!?”

what? Why is there a halo all of a sudden?

Cheong smiled happily.

“Really? Is that okay?”

“They say that starting from the fifth disciple of Lee University you can go out and eat.”

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Gyeon Po-hee ate the pincher and became one of Lee Dae’s five disciples.

“But my sister-in-law doesn’t have any money.”

Yesterday I thought I would try some snacks while scouting.

However Cheong was completely devastated as both the Moonlight Sword (No. 8) and the Lucky God Red were taken away.

Unfortunately Gyeon Po-hee was also a bitch.

So I just sucked my finger with sad eyes.

But did you get money today?

Gyeon Po-hee answered.

“Can I earn money for afternoon training?”

Cheong tilted his head.

“Do you get money for training? what? “Why didn’t I get it?”

“ah. Samae is from Jungwon so you don’t know? Our Palace of Hwanhees can earn pocket money while training! “That’s why I came here!”

“no! “Is there such an advanced system in the Palace of Hwanhee?”

The Palace of Hwanhee was in a very messed up state.

But was this the reason the disciples held on?

Cheong remembered the terrible mistletoe.

If he had expected to receive money through training Cheong should have already become rich.

“Samae has big breasts and a pretty face so if you hang up a red lantern customers will flock in droves! “Even if men pretend otherwise they like big things.”

Cheong blinked.

I think I heard something strange.

A man with big breasts good looks and a red back popular with customers.

When you put each word together it feels like…

“for a moment. Can you just stop there? It feels kind of ominous. “I don’t think I should listen any more.”

“Well Samae is an expert! Don’t you mind losing a little bit of the charm? Because if you want you can grab a bunch of guys and rip them off. i envy you….”

I asked him to stop there and it blew all over.

Come to think of it I did say something like that.

They say that if you work hard to lure a man his sisters will take it all away.

That’s what it meant.

Well I’ve already seen him eat a woman.

It was very powerful because it was intuition.

They eat women but why can’t they eat men?

Cheong swallowed his saliva and asked.

“Can I watch you practice from the side?”

“no. Surprisingly there are a lot of shy guys out there right? “Then no customers will come.”

ah. This doesn’t work….

Cheong turned instead.

“Then if I catch the guy can I watch you finish the job from the side?”

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“uh!? really!? I’m good! lol….”

Ooh intuitive reservation!

VIP exclusive performance!

Cheong thought with anticipation.

Should I fry the corn in advance?

Enjoy the sights while drinking cool Yongjeong tea!

I’ll have to ask Seolga later at night.

Please recommend a bad guy with good energy.

I thought Seolga was a strange name at first but isn’t it okay to say it so well?

It somehow evokes a sense of familiarity.

Actually isn’t that a great name?

His cool-headed reason and insight could be said to be at the level of a Talma cult.

In reality although he was a demonic cultist he was not a demonic cultist.

Yes I have to ask you what you would learn if you could learn one martial arts.

To prepare in advance for the next 2000-point exchange.

If possible you should listen to various opinions before making a decision.

I looked up at the face of Pedestal No. 2 who was carrying me to Cheong’s room.

hmm. You don’t have to ask him.

“Samai! Then rest!”

Pedestal No. 2 who had dropped Cheong onto the bed waved his hand brightly and left for his training trip.

Cheong lying on the bed thought.

What should I do now? Should I do some training?

But I’m full….

Cheong was so full that he gently stroked his bulging stomach.

Now that I think about it if I’m going out at night I need to get some sleep now.

What if I make a mistake because I’m tired and sleepy at night?

That’s why I have to force myself to sleep now.

“Huh…”

I yawned softly and closed my eyes.

There is a feeling of happiness in lying down with a full stomach.

You must lie on your left side.

If I lie down on my right side I feel uncomfortable.

As I lay down so comfortably my whole body felt relaxed and my mind felt drowsy…

-Thump thump thump!

Lady someone knocks on the door at night (not at night) senselessly.

-Thump thump thump thump. Seomuncheong!

I don’t know. Seo Mun-cheong is sleeping. Next time.

-Thump thump thump thump! Seomuncheong! I know what’s inside!

“No I won’t.”

Cheong straightened up.

“It’s not locked so come in!”

Then the door opened and a stranger stepped in.

She was a skinny middle-aged woman who looked like the incarnation of the housemaster in classical literature.

Even though he has a skinny face he looks grumpy.

It seemed like he had a maid behind him.

The wife looked at Cheong and clicked her tongue.

“Tsk tsk. As soon as the bitch ate lunch she lay down. “Didn’t your parents tell you to become a cow?”

“Are you ignoring the cow now? “The cow is our relative.”

“but. Looking at those vulgar tits I’m already a heifer. “How could the Most High allow such a year…”

Cheong frowned.

Why do you guys keep fucking with other people’s breasts?

Do you know who you like?

It’s heavy and sweaty so you can’t see underneath. It gets in the way when you swing the sword. It hurts no matter which side you lie on up side forward and if you start to shed it’s all on your front…

There isn’t a single advantage.

“what? Are you here to start a fight? Do you want to fight?”

Cheong raised his fist.

The wife shook her head.

“I am the teacher who will teach you rites and music from now on. Please call Mrs. Bon Mrs. Kang. “The people of Jungwon called the musician they saw an invincible beauty.”

“…? Beauty? “You’re not a witch?”

Mrs. Kang’s face distorted.

But Cheong was confident.

If you don’t want to be criticized you shouldn’t accumulate bad karma.

“conflict! “Can’t you be polite to your teacher?”

“teacher? I didn’t even sign up for the course? suddenly?”

“ruler. Just take it.”

At Mrs. Kang’s glance the maid came over carrying a large package and placed it on the bed.

When Cheong unwrapped the wrapping cloth a neatly stacked booklet was revealed.

“What is it? Book delivery?”

“There are nine martial arts to learn and one book is a sheet music book. “You will learn martial arts on your own and my wife will teach you etiquette and music.”

It was a pile of fairy balls given by the Most High Lord Hosoin.

Of course there is no sin in martial arts.

Cheong smiled happily.

“Martial arts? “Everything like this.”

Cheong glanced through the martial arts book.

When I checked eight martial arts were registered.

One volume seems to be a trap.

Anyway I got it for free.

But the rating is absolutely garbage.

Five white borders and two blue borders.

And there was only one red border.

white blue red gold purple.

According to the standard created by the collusion of gambling producers who sold modern conscience it could be replaced with NR SR SSR UR.

It seemed like he looked down on the first two levels.

White and blue were completed with 10 stars and did not give much ability points.

Compared to the red or higher martial arts that give enormous abilities in 12-star greatness it was almost at the level of an assortment.

Instead the required training points were very low.

In particular the white border is enough to stamp a 10-star rating.

Cheong has already been doing that.

Fortunately there was one red martial arts weapon.

Obligation to take off soup.

Cheong’s expression crumpled.

What are you taking off? Is this a martial arts skill that involves taking off one’s clothes? no way.

Surprisingly Cheong’s guess was roughly correct.

If you were to score it it would be around 80 points.

The mask was correct but the letters on the back were radishes so it was 80 points.

Tangseon means a lustful immortal.

It was also the nickname of the woman who was called Dalgi one of the three most beautiful women of all time and modern times and who held the title of the world’s most evil woman.

Dalgi was a girl of transcendental beauty who stayed awake all day and looked up at the sky with a sad expression.

Dal-gi was originally a fairy who lived in heaven but was punished for her evil nature and fell to earth so she longed for her hometown never to return.

King Zhou spared no effort to ease Dalgi’s feelings.

One day Dalgi saw a person dying.

It is said that Dal-gi then smiled.

King Zhou observed this wondering if it could be possible and found that the more cruelly and painfully a person dies the brighter the smile becomes!

So King Zhou used all kinds of creative methods to torture and kill people in order to protect Dalgi’s smile.

It was so beautiful that it was a pure love that will remain in history.

In the end Dal-gi was moved by the effort and when the flowing blood filled the lake he took off his clothes one by one and seduced the King of Zhou giving him a hot night.

It was a dance performance in Dalgi’s special mask.

The tangseontal duty was created based on that image.

Cheong: Is this the right outfit?

If that’s true why bother learning it and using it?

Should I ask Pedestal No. 2 to learn it?

It was a time when I was bruised with thoughts like this.

“concentration! The teacher is not an idle person. Let’s start class right away. “Take it.”

Mrs. Kang threw away something long.

Cheong stretched out his hand and grabbed it.

This cool and heavy feeling…

It was a cool weight that was unique throughout the year.

Cheong burst out laughing in joy.

“Just mind my own business! “You’re back!”