I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 4



[Episode 4] Friends

Acheng had been feeling really happy until recently.

Because there was too much money.

The story of this guy who was supposed to be Chugwi was amazing.

Acheng took the lead with the right of winner.

For the first time in his life as a shaman he acquired more than a fortune.

The head of a wicked person was also brought to the government office in a frugal manner.

The bounty was as large as the high level of bad karma.

To exaggerate a little the bag was so heavy that my body tilted making it difficult to walk straight.

So Ah-cheong thoroughly enjoyed Kang-ho’s gourmet food.

I left the old Moonlight Sword (No. 5) who was like my lover and welcomed a new young and pretty Moonlight Sword (No. 6).

I always picked up other people’s swords and used them but this was my first time buying a new sword.

My sword untouched by anyone else’s hands.

Affection welled up again.

I will take good care of you.

The previously used Moonlight Sword (No. 5) was completely rotted from the inside due to poor maintenance.

The iron room told me to take it back because they couldn’t even pay for the scrap metal so I just threw it away on the street.

I also bought new sturdy and inexpensive clothes.

Ah-cheong achieved great enlightenment.

If you have a lot of money even this damn world of martial arts can be fun!

Even after looking at the status window I was able to skip it leniently. The feeling of exaltation from gourmet activities remained strong even when Sang Tae-chang kicked him.

Acheng’s spending habits were like this.

Thanks to this turning into a dog hair was an instant.

ah. Good days.

All that was left was the Moonlight Sword (No. 6).

The swordsman’s lover’s sword.

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It was a luxury item purchased for half a gold coin.

Moonlight Sword Let’s be together forever okay?

This was the reason why people had to cry.

At least the items you use will remain with you even if they turn into dog fur.

“Your order has been placed.”

widely. Jeomsoy put down the bowl half-heartedly.

Three dumplings. One soup.

If you buy three or more dumplings you get a bowl of soup.

This was the wisdom I gained during my second year in martial arts.

Contrary to modern common sense Kangho’s dumplings were minimal food consisting of pure bread without any filling.

It was also the cheapest food in Gangho where usually one meal costs two in an expensive guesthouse.

The ones with meat have a separate name meat dumplings and the price ranges from fifteen to twenty won.

Wisdom from 2 years of martial arts life.

When the dumplings are dry it is good to soak them in soup.

If you are thirsty it is good to drink soup.

Ah-cheong whose diet had suddenly become shabby looked down at the swordsman’s lover his beloved sword Moonlight Sword (No. 6).

How much will I get if I sell this?

It’s a new product that I haven’t used a few times.

However it was only the wisdom of two years of martial arts life.

Since I couldn’t understand the used price and depreciation cost of the sword I decided to hold on to it for now.

Anyway now I have to make real money.

What should I do?

Ah-cheong summoned Sang Tae-chang’s martial arts training window.

It’s a dirty item that makes me feel bad every time I see it but I needed to check the free training points I had accumulated.

Free training points are a means to instantly learn martial arts and will be a help in times of emergency.

Wolnyeo Sword Technique (Jinche) Wolnyeo Simgyeol (Jinche) and her Gyeongshin Law Wolnyeosanbo (Jinche) have already reached the 12th level.

12 stars was the highest achievement in the martial arts.

Often when someone says they have achieved great success it means that they have mastered martial arts to the 12th level.

Other than that martial artists who did miscellaneous things at bookstores and put up lists took their place.

They were all martial artists with white borders.

According to the martial arts dictionary’s grading it is divided into the lowest white border blue red gold border and the highest purple border.

Since the creator did not specify a name for each grade it seemed that the strategy expressed it as white martial arts and blue martial arts.

For reference the original version of Wolnyeo Swordsmanship was a purple martial arts technique.

I was told it was one of the best martial arts but I didn’t learn any other martial arts so I couldn’t figure it out yet.

And now it was time to add one more purple martial art.

Through a year of hard work I achieved over 500 points of good karma.

It was truly a long time of humiliation.

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And this good karma could be very useful.

It is a reward for good karma.

It was an in-game system that allowed you to select and learn the martial arts you wanted whenever your karma reached a certain level.

The first level reward required is 500 points.

For your information bad karma is useless.

Bad karma accumulates when you commit evil deeds and you can usually gain a lot of training points in the process.

It was difficult to accumulate training points in the practice of good karma where you had to select and kill only the bad guys but it was structured so that you could exchange the purple martial arts you wanted with good karma.

Ah Qing didn’t worry.

This was because I had a goal from the beginning.

I was also interested in Cheonma Shingong but after searching while downloading the game and finding out that Cheonma was treated as a laughing bell I lost interest.

These days Cheonma runs a restaurant a bakery a chaebol and even plays baseball.

Even in orthodox martial arts it is said that she is only the third concubine of the main character so even if she were to say that she was a Heavenly Demon God it would be just a flashy name and not much to see.

Ah-cheong immediately received the reward for good karma.

At that moment a phrase appeared in my head.

It was the salvation of the Tathagata kidney.

Does this make sense?

Who learns martial arts like this?

Actually maybe this is a world in a game.

Then I…?

no. no. Stop thinking bad thoughts.

In an instant I suddenly felt dirty.

Ah-cheong forced his thoughts to change.

In this case you have to drop the main dish.

Who am I?

Right away. they say. god. page. Owner.

Stephen Chow is so cool. K-Tathagata Kidney goes.

Try wrapping Tyeorae Kidney in kimchi and eating it.

K-Tathagata Kidney which Trump is surprised and Xi Jinping is jealous of

This martial arts skill is now mine.

The Tathagata Goddess is depicted in the painting of Subak…

Chinese people please contact the Cultural Revolution.

Perhaps thanks to my desperate efforts I was able to avoid feeling even more dirty.

However I didn’t have the courage to look at the status window anymore.

I didn’t even have the courage to look at people.

You shouldn’t look at numbers above people’s heads now.

Ah-cheong closed his eyes tightly and lowered his head.

I also chewed the dumplings.

Even though I chewed it so thoroughly my throat felt hot for some reason and I got stuck in the middle.

Force your attention.

As I closed my eyes I could hear the voices around me.

In fact Ah-cheong’s physical ability was close to that of a superhuman as he had mastered a single Neigongsimbeop so just by paying attention he could hear all the voices in the room.

Among them there was a voice that caught my ear.

“Hey I heard Pyodu is going to Yongseong.”

“ah! “Can you tell me the existence of the small cooperative?”

“It’s Pangdaesan Mountain.”

“Jade Kirin! Are you not the eldest son of the Pen family? This is truly an honor! “If you come to Yongseong are you going all the way to Hwasan?”

“There is no need for Pyodu to know any more.”

“aha! That’s right. That’s right. It is an honor to serve Daehyup! Hey please sit down here. “Hey Jeomsoi set a table here that will break the table!”

The conversation consisted of a cocky tone and a voice that suddenly became servile.

Acheng’s gloomy mood was blown away in one fell swoop.

Go Soo treats you like that just by joining in on the journey!

Oh my god this can’t be happening!

It was a new world.

He was Ah-cheong who wandered around looking for evil people he could kill when he ran out of money.

The only martial arts knowledge that Ah-cheong knew was the difficult life of a poor man which he had acquired by wandering around for a little over a year.

And maybe a few scenes from Stephen Chow’s movie.

So there is no way that Ah-cheong knew about Hebei Paengga.

The eldest son of the five great generations of the world is a person who is higher than most of the princes of the royal family after the incident where our Great Emperor Mucheon turned the imperial palace upside down.

Although Gonbungpyoguk was a small business that distributed two surnames it was nothing compared to the value of the name of Hebei Paengga.

Since Ah-cheong didn’t know about this situation he thought that any expert would be treated well.

Ah-cheong who had a useless ability to act jumped up from his seat.

“hey. “I heard Pyodu is going to Yongseong?”

Ah-cheong spoke to Pyo-du.

It was Go Soo’s confident attitude.

“Uh um. Sojeo…”

Pyodu made a sour expression.

What kind of place is it now?

It was a place to attend a noble person who was considered a diamond among golden connections.

Relationship in Chinese characters.

The People of China was a traditional forum for friendship read as Guanxi.

How could his expression be bright when he saw a guest suddenly barging into such a situation?

“My name is Acheong.”

“Acheong?”

The answer came from next to me.

It was the infrasound sound of Paeng Daesan the son of the cheap Paeng family from earlier.

Paengdaesan had his back to the place where Acheong was.

So only then was Ah Cheong able to see Paeng Daesan’s face.

What is this bastard? You’re so damn handsome

The nickname Okkirin was one of the traditions passed down from generation to generation from the past.

It was a special nickname given to the most handsome of the promising late-season exponents.

And this generation’s Ok Kirin Paeng Daesan was praised as having the greatest beauty of all time even in the long history of the Central Plains.

What’s more Paengdaesan’s unofficial nickname is the most handsome man in the world.

However Ah-cheong was in essence a man who only imitated a woman.

So don’t be swayed by a man’s appearance.

Just open your mouth.

Just wow! young! The dog is handsome! i envy you!

What is it that looks like CG in front of me?

I really wish I looked half as good as that.

I only had a mild level of surprise.

It was a really weak reaction.

It was common for women who faced the Jade Kirin’s Jade Eye without any mental preparation to lose consciousness while standing there or to collapse and faint.

“Acheong. “Do you also use the Wolnyeo Sword Technique?”

“and. You know the Wolnyeo sword method! if.”

“under. really. “This is a bit refreshing.”

Paeng Daesan interrupted Ah Cheong’s conversation and snorted.

what? What is the state of being cheap?

Are you telling me you have a face?

Ah-cheong made a grumpy expression.

“Acheong is your real name?”

“uh. however?”

“It’s a last name I’ve never heard of. “Then what is the name of the founder of the family?”

“Uh um. therefore.”

How do I know that?

But it would be too suspicious if I said I didn’t know.

In fact Acheong walked alone most of the time.

The only people I could hang out with even for a short while were poor people in the same situation.

Because we said we would play together.

So I knew nothing about the greeting style of the upper class dressed in silk.

I just think that people who live well even ask about ancestors.

Ah-cheong shook his head.

Is there anyone with the last name Mistress that you know?

“Why can’t you answer?”

“Were you going to answer?”

“So what about the founder?”

“Uh… Ashura?”

Is this correct?

It came out in a haphazard way but it doesn’t seem like Asura at all.

Acheng the 17th generation descendant of Asura. I think it’s okay.

“Kkkkkkkk.” Hahaha…!”

Then out of nowhere Pangdaesan exploded.

Apparently it wasn’t the case.

“good. Very fresh. “You have 27 points.”

“what?”

“The face is normal so 0 points. The body is acceptable but points are deducted for being tall. Points are deducted again for having large breasts and being vulgar. So 7 points. But since you made me laugh I give you 20 special points 27.”

What is it that makes sexual harassment so bold?

I understand that this is not Kangho’s upper class culture.

Of course it didn’t hurt Cheong in any way.

But I couldn’t forgive the excessive cheesiness.

“hey. This is an open mouth so you can make any noise? Is it a mouth hole or an ass hole? I shit out of my mouth a lot. I got 27 points? “Oh I’ll give you 100 points. You did a great job. Should I give you a big stamp?”

“I’m not sure but it sounds like he’s going to hit me.”

Peng Daesan did not hide his sneer.

“good. Hit it. “Sometime.”

However there is one fact that Paengdaesan does not know.

After leaving the martial arts world Ah-cheong does not tolerate anything.

It was Ah-cheong who had the anxiety of existence itself and couldn’t even tell if it was a game or reality.

In fact I couldn’t afford to tolerate some impulses.

So Ah-cheong clenched his fists.

And you did a great job. Bang on the thrush on Mt. Pengdaesan! I took a picture.

Pyodu’s face turned white at the sight.