I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 380



[Episode 380] I told you to come and have fun, right?

Elemental festival!

Yuso means the first night and is the first full moon of the new year that is the first full moon of the 15th day of the first month.

Surprisingly it has nothing to do with the Western English word ‘won’ (一).

It’s just a holiday called the first full moon in Cheong’s hometown.

For Central Plains people Yuanjeol is the end of the New Year holidays.

There’s nothing much to do once January comes around anyway.

On the first day of the new year people have been eating playing and reveling ever since the Lunar New Year and when lanterns symbolizing the full moon are hung all over the streets and shine brightly it seems that today is the Lunar New Year.

Then you will realize that today is the end of the holidays and the end of the big New Year’s party.

However Cheong is interested in the elements themselves rather than the elements themselves.

Wonwon is a honey rice cake eaten on Wonsojeol.

Usually this element is boiled and eaten as rice cake soup.

Tteokguk is rice cake soup but the rice cake is honey rice cake.

Usually honey rice cake made with sugar and sesame seeds is made by boiling honey rice cake with red bean paste or bean paste into a transparent soup depending on the region.

Honey rice cake in clear meat soup.

The Qing Dynasty was appalled by the atrocities of the Chinese people.

No how on earth!

How can you put honey rice cake in meat soup?

I can never forgive you!

Food like this should never exist in this world!

Honey rice cake should not be in meat soup! This is absolutely ridiculous!

So we have to get rid of it all!

With a burning sense of duty I chewed and swallowed the whole thing sacrificing my entire body so that this terrible food would no longer exist in the world.

I would say that it is a very noble sacrifice and it is also a sweet and salty sacrifice.

It is a festival to pray for abundance.

After all the disciples ate all the remaining elements were removed from the world and the stomach containing all of them rose as high as Mount Tai.

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“As expected brother! To my shame I only ate two bowls! After all how broad is the bowl of the next best person in the world! How can a human body empty seven bowls of elements! Truly a miracle! Truly a wonder! Look at this majestic ship!! The majestic Mount Tai that will make all the five evil spirits in the central plains bow their heads in shame! skyscraper! The majesty of reaching the sky! This Unaram! “I’m overwhelmed!”

After eating his fill Woo Na-ram shouted excitedly beside Cheong who was lying on his bed.

Hearing this Cheong feels a little strange.

I feel like I’m a little tired.

“You mean this in a good way right…?”

“Of course! Meals are battles! Battle comes soon! Traditionally what a person eats forms the body so eating is the body! Isn’t the body a meal? Brother’s strength! Now that you have seen the secret! This is an inhumane amount of food! “Isn’t it coming from an inhumane amount of food?”

“Seup. “I think Meg is right.”

“Just a girl Unaram!! I have a request for you! Can I just touch that huge bag of food with my hands just once!? “It’s because I couldn’t believe it when I saw it with my own eyes!”

Actually Cheong is in a pretty good mood.

My stomach is full and my body feels comfortable.

So I want to touch my stomach.

“As long as you touch it gently. Don’t press it. “What you eat rises.”

“glory! “It’s an honor!”

Una-ram carefully reaches out his hand and strokes Cheong’s plump plump upper abdomen.

It was a very careful touch as if he was stroking a pregnant woman’s stomach.

Then suddenly his hand gradually moves up and as he rubs his fingertips gently he cannot bear the tickling feeling and ends up making a frivolous noise.

“Miss Naram? That’s not a ship is it? “Is there anything humanly there that could be eaten?”

“oh! Without even realizing it! Because there are three peaks like Mount Tai connected together! I thought it was a mountain range! But since all the meals are served in the chest isn’t this how grand it is!”

Cheong tilted his head.

What is a pectoralis major? Two heads on chest? chest head? oh. This again.

“indeed! “You have to keep pushing food until your stomach is about to explode in order to be able to hold two massive heads in your chest!”

Cheong’s eyes narrowed.

“Don’t you keep mentioning your triceps?”

“Oh excuse me! Excuse me! This Unaram! I will celebrate the Khitan Festival of apology!! Yayap!!”

Unaram immediately stood up with both arms.

But the Khitan Festival should only happen once or twice. If you watch it three or four times a day you won’t be impressed.

But then Unaram suddenly shouted desperately.

“older brother! Sorry! Whoop. The girl ate a lot!!! “I can’t stand the reflux so would it be okay if I used regular bows instead?”

“hmm. “I do a lot of different things.”

In the end Una-ram (30 years old) knelt down and raised his hand and spoke in a gloomy manner.

“I’m telling you honestly the girl I honestly can’t stop praising my brother’s beautiful breasts. My brother Cheonhajeilyou is the most suitable nickname for you. The Han people say that big breasts are vulgar but to the Zhuang people a woman’s big breasts are an indescribable beauty. Even though he has no great majesty and even his appearance is beautiful every time I see this Unaram it is wonderful and mysterious and my respect naturally rises. “I can’t stand this burning respect so it seems to keep popping up…”

It wasn’t a reversal it was a confession that I couldn’t bear it anymore.

Well after hanging out with her for a little over 15 days I clearly knew that this sports girl didn’t have the personality to make people pick on her.

Should I just say that she is a very rude woman?

In this way the night of the New Year’s Day deepens.

Surprisingly the Qing is currently carrying out the duties of the Murim Alliance well.

Didn’t even the master say that the mission was to go to the Gyerim Swordsman have fun and come back to be treated well and to rest well?

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It seemed like Cheong successfully completed his mission again today.

Another reminder is sent under the guise of Yeonseo.

“Are you planning on keeping your promise?

“I will wait for you in the peony room during the celebration.”

Today’s activities are not over yet.

—-

Namnyeong Jeil Guesthouse Yonggungnu was overflowing with people today as well.

It’s the last day of the holiday and it seems like they’re trying to get rid of all the unfinished business so all the tables on the first floor are sold out and there’s a lot of chatter and chatter.

“Haha brothers I will offer you another drink as a food offering! On such a great day I am with my brothers whom I respect the most. What could be better than this? In that sense may I raise a toast for the grain offering?”

“Then how can we not receive a toast from our youngest?”

“Then hmm. For the eternal friendship of the Qinghao Association!”

“For!” “For!” “For!” “For!”

Didn’t you hear something familiar?

what? I feel like the numbers are wrong?

Is it because of my mood?

Cheong tilted his head and climbed the stairs.

The Dragon King’s Chamber that the Qing captured last time had seven floors.

The plum room built by Sasa Boyeol is on the sixth floor.

And the Peony Room where Cheong is heading is on the fifth floor.

Is this old man a little tight for money?

Cheong finally arrives in front of the Peony Room slightly concerned about Bo-yeol’s financial situation.

When Cheong knocks on the door he hears the distinctive voice of a grumpy old man inside.

-What is it? I have never called anyone.

“Why are you doing this? “You called someone.”

The door opens and Bo-yeol an old man with an urgent expression appears.

Now Cheong’s eyesight has reached a level where he can recognize people’s facial expressions.

It was a very amazing achievement.

“Where are you? Why don’t you hurry up and come in already?”

The current position of the moon is midnight.

It was Cheong who came an hour and a half earlier than the scheduled time.

And that too walking confidently and naturally through the guest room hallways.

“Are you going to even spread a rumor that the Four Masters and the Heavenly Sword are in cahoots? “It’s already the Lunar New Year Festival so I thought you’d hang out until late at night so I asked you to meet me at my celebration. What on earth was your intention?”

“What is your intention? That’s right you didn’t ask me if the celebration was okay. If you look quickly do you know that Naram and the night market are Naram? “Naram is the head of the Gyerim Sword School and I decided to tour the night market with him.”

“What? “No something like this.”

It was a shocking and heartbreaking sound.

Originally Cheong’s tongue was like this.

The more you mix words the more one-sided you lose.

“But last time you were on the sixth floor but today you are on the fifth floor? Isn’t it too harsh to treat seniors at the Yoga Yeombang? I looked into it and found out that he was a very famous lawmaker and military officer. If you go to Yonggungnu of course it’s on the top seven floors! “I have to rent it out.”

“Come! Yes you are right. Maybe it’s because he eats salt but he’s very salty like salt. Since the operation is likely to take a long time the rice that is already being served is not in good shape. “It’s a waste to keep serving expensive food when you have to feed it for a long time.”

“Isn’t there a lot of money in a salt room?”

“That’s what I said! “Anyway this is why I shouldn’t associate with lowly people who make salt but what is the point of a salt merchant? I’m astonished.”

“I see. Those who dare to scoop up seawater and sell it don’t even know that they are precious to the lawmakers. “It’s ten times more valuable if you’re a lawmaker who uses martial arts skills.”

“My words! Ha that’s right ignorant swordsmen don’t know how valuable a doctor is. “It’s the same with Danju the other day…”

Boyeol confessed his accumulated sadness.

Cheong said ‘That’s right.’ ‘It’s too much.’ ‘It’s amazing.’ ‘Really?’ ‘How in the world can this happen?’ The answer is given quickly using the five elements principle of tit-for-tat.

Thanks to this I was able to pick up miscellaneous information such as the approximate size of the combat team dispatched by Cheongi Yeombang and SaParyun and the characteristics of the inaction leaders.

“Well I am also a person who made a fortune through medicine. You will be treated very coldly just because you have mastered poison. That guy named Chohyun is like that too. Last time…”

In addition there is information about the petty madhus belonging to the Safa Alliance.

“Hot. “No this is not the time!”

Boyeol was just spilling valuable information and came to his senses late.

If you are caught by a fearsome old man slayer you will end up emptying out everything inside regardless of whether it is Daehyeop or Madou.

“No if you make a promise you have to keep it. Hasn’t it already been fifteen days? “When on earth are you planning on reading?”

“ah. That’s it. Actually I dropped it somewhere but I can’t see it.”

Cheong presented the excuse he had in mind.

I dropped it all somewhere (in my bag) but I can’t see it (because it’s in my bag). Cheong usually doesn’t lie.

“What! That precious thing! “You should have looked carefully!”

“sorry. Uh so do you have another bottle? “Because you need poison to digest it…”

“under. That’s not what was lost in the Gyerim Swordsman Manor right? “If it is found.”

“ah. That’s not it. I can tell you that for sure. “Well if you don’t believe me can I at least walk you to Master?”

That’s because I’ve never lost it.

Boyeol clicks his tongue and frowns in disapproval.

“Tsk. Do you know how precious poison that is? It’s so precious that even ten golden crowns in one bottle aren’t enough. Tsk.”

“oh. Is that such a valuable poison? They said it was the worst poison in the world. “I’m sorry about this. What should I do?”

“Keuhum 1000 snake venoms have been condensed into one bottle so of course it is. Even precious poisonous snakes are poisonous snakes so don’t say no to them one by one. ruler. “Don’t lose it this time and read it again as soon as you get back.”

“That’s a bit much. “I have a prior agreement with Naram….”

Cheong was doing well but took a turn for the worse.

“no! A little! “If an adult does it you don’t do it!”

“but. “The New Year’s Day only happens today…”

“under. Yes I will give you four days. If your portrait does not appear in the Gyerim Sword Sect within five days your identity will become known to the whole world.”

“Well then while you’re at it can’t you just use it for one more day? “I have five fingers and if I could pick anything in the world I would pick five so you have to give me five days.”

“ha. If you can’t speak people will hate you. I get it. Five days. “I’ll give you five days.”

“lol. thank you.”

That is definitely something to be thankful for.

In the end the Blue House didn’t give any answer saying it would read the book again.

Let’s just make it five days instead of four.

okay? Then get one more day and go to five days.

Cheong sometimes lies but he always keeps his promises.

Of course he is a despicable fraudster who always interprets promises to his advantage and makes changes.

Our skill at deceiving others is increasing day by day so if we had used our brains even half as much in normal times we would have avoided most of the dangers we face.

So how can a naive old man defeat a conman who specializes in extorting the elderly?

So Boyeol was deceived again.