I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 378



[Episode 378] I told you to come and have fun, right?

Cheong checked the shape of the moon outside.

Let’s see. Now is the time. Around the end of the congratulatory poem or the beginning of the inauguration ceremony?

It’s not that the request is sketchy.

This is because measuring time by looking at the astronomy is not entirely accurate.

The appointment was at midnight so it was already half past midnight.

However since Cheong was alone being late for the appointment was not due to oversleeping.

Because I had already arrived at the meeting place very early in the first place.

Yonggungnu Yongwangsil.

As the name suggests this is the best room in Yonggungnu.

And right below the Dragon King’s Room on the seventh floor was the Plum Room.

Cheong pricked his ears and focused on the sound coming from nearby.

But there was nothing particularly unusual.

After the appointed time all I could hear was muttering to myself asking why this bitch didn’t come that the letter didn’t arrive or that she received it but ignored it.

From his persistent eavesdropping Cheong judged that there was no need to stampede anyone or set up an ambush in another room.

Are you alone? Do you feel like you’re alone?

I checked around half an hour just in case but it seemed like the group wasn’t there.

Only then did Cheong open the door to the outside.

The reason it is a door and not a window is because the walls of these high-rise luxury guest rooms are entirely made of sliding doors.

Cheong jumped lightly onto the eaves of the lower floor.

My side groaned in surprise but I can tolerate this now.

Cheong suppressing a groan knocks harshly on the door with resentment on his side.

The door suddenly opens with the sound of footsteps.

“Hehe I didn’t expect it to come from outside the window. “Okay come on in.”

It’s not particularly hostile is it?

Cheong relaxed a little.

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Yeonseo’s owner was an old man with very wrinkles.

The parts of the skin that are not overly swollen are a collection of fine wrinkles as if the person is 100 years old with the shiny skin color typical of an old person.

“So you know my secret?”

“You have such a short temper. You make people wait for half an hour and then immediately say something of your own. Then write it. “I am said to be the treasure of a judge.”

“This is Cheonhwageom Seomuncheong.”

“okay. Do you enjoy the tea ceremony? “If you come to Guangxi you should drink six treasures.”

Speaking of Yukbo tea it is almost the only specialty of Guangxi Province and is considered one of the world’s best teas.

Of course Gyerim Swordsman continued to serve them until they were tired of treating them as a special guest.

“I’m already sick of it. And that too on time. Don’t you just have a passion? “Yukbocha’s medicinal scent was so strong that it didn’t suit my taste.”

Chungsi tea refers to tea made from the excrement of caterpillars that eat tea leaves.

It is incredibly valuable beyond its price.

Boyeol’s expression turned sour at that.

“Will you give me your loyalty from Gyerim Sword Sect?”

“yes.”

“Hey you rotten water strider. Chungsi tea where even babies are treated well. Tsk. That’s it. Just drink it. “It’s not like you should call someone to change the tea leaves at this time and you probably don’t want to be seen by others.”

Then they are busy mixing the water by turning several kettles to adjust the temperature of the tea water in the kettle placed on the stove.

I grumbled while pouring the tea like that.

“What a dragon. People who don’t know about cars always visit Yongjeong. The only car I know is Yongjeong. “What a great car the Yongjeong is.”

The atmosphere suddenly feels like a tea party.

Cheong’s eyes fluttered and his eyes fell on the snacks piled up beautifully like gold bars on the table.

There was something that looked like a yellow shell stuck in the translucent thin elongated rectangle.

What is this?

It’s so suspicious. It’s so very suspicious.

Since it’s suspicious I’ll have to try it first. yes. Yum yum.

The identity of the snack was a fermented soybean jelly made by boiling down kumquats.

However it has a chewy texture because it contains a lot of kumquat syrup.

and! Sweet and sour!

Cheong’s expression brightened as he felt the taste of his hometown for the first time in a long time.

“No the tea leaves haven’t even blown so how can you just drink the tea?”

“hmm. yes.”

Now was not the time to eat and play.

Cheong becomes sullen and puts down Go.

As a result the unique medicinal scent of old tea (I mean this in a good way) fills the room.

“It is done.”

In the original Jungwon etiquette tea drinking etiquette is separately classified as tea etiquette.

The reason why an old person boils tea well and then says it is ready is because children pour tea for adults.

Of course usually the priority is for the host to follow the guest but aren’t they in a relationship between host and guest?

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The Qing Dynasty was tempered by the harsh nuclear bombardment of Ximen Surin.

Boyeol brews a cup of tea with a graceful movement that would be surprising even to an experienced tea ceremony master and Boyeol shows his gratitude in the Southern style of the Central Plains by tapping his fingers on the table three times.

First Cheong takes a deep breath fills in the scent moistens his lips slightly and tastes it.

hmm. It tastes good. But the smell of ginseng…

Yukbocha is characterized by its hemp scent.

“So the old man knows my secret.”

“joy. “You also have an impatient personality.”

“It’s late at night what are you doing?”

“Hehe that’s not wrong. okay. “You can’t fool my eyes without anyone else noticing.”

Cheong looked at Bo-yeol with a nervous expression.

What on earth do you know about my secret?

“You were one of the few witches of your time.”

“Hmph.”

“Hehe it’s a masterpiece. The identity of Shinryong who is said to be the best among the late exponents of political factions is a minor witch. “Who could have imagined?”

Boyeol laughs as if it’s fun.

Cheong asks carefully looking a little disappointed.

“uh. Is that all you know about my secret? “I learned Sosu Demon Gong?”

no way. Is this all? You learned magic?

Is this all the money and effort that goes into getting the most expensive room at night not being able to sleep and clinging to the floor to check for any signs or sounds of something suspicious?

no way. Probably not?

“I guess that’s all.”

Cheong felt relieved and wary at the same time.

Well then. Get to the point old man!

“Now that you are here how many people in the past know that a few witches have enemies in the blood cult? “Aren’t you who inherited Sosu’s Demonic Art a Demon of the Blood Cult?”

“Oh and?”

“You deceived the people of the world very cleverly. “It was something I couldn’t even imagine.”

AC. I’m going out.

Cheong was disappointed again.

In fact just because I knew the secret I did not come here with caution.

Maybe it’s a status window or maybe it’s a stranger comrade from a different era than here.

I can ask for help from someone who has more information than me and even if not I might be able to promote friendships such as ‘100 reasons why Jungwon is uncivilized’ or ‘Unraveling the theory of making modern food’.

But what? Have a person come to you in the middle of the night just because you know how to use a small magic attack.

This is a total loss of 1 million for the jeweler no I have lost half my life.

AC give me back my expectations my sense of crisis my money and time and effort.

To make up for the loss I have to eat a lot of expensive snacks.

In his anger Cheong punished Bo-yeol with a hideous act that was downright evil chewing on bean jelly and devouring the tea and snacks that were supposed to go with it.

This can be said to be an inhumane atrocity that no human being could bear just like removing snacks from a drinker.

Isn’t Bo-yeol laughing even in the face of such terrifying retaliation from the Qing?

“There is no need to be so nervous. “I didn’t call you to say something so bad.”

“under. I’m saying this because I got caught. In fact my real identity is not Seomuncheong.”

“okay? The Murim League is also very despicable. A while ago some kid who was a Murim League patrolman was hiding as a ganja of the blood religion but this time it was Shinryong. Okay so what is your identity?”

Oh you know Eon Yeon-young.

These days I’m having a lot of fun impersonating Eon Yeon-young.

Another attempt was blocked in advance.

“secret. Don’t tell me. If you can figure it out figure it out. So why did you call me? “If you don’t want to be found out just listen to me quietly?”

“Well that’s it.”

“Isn’t it scary to call a minor witch? Would you like to taste a taste of Sosumagong?”

“I left a letter in the guest room where I was staying. If I don’t go back someone will come to the guesthouse to look for it and the letter containing your identity will also be found. Then the whole world will know your identity if you don’t mind.”

“Wow this is a really scary threat.”

Since the teacher has already taught you to do it if you insist there is nothing to be afraid of.

However after listening to it I am curious.

Why did you prepare such nice tea and delicious snacks for me?

After digging a hole in the floor and listening for a while I came to the conclusion that this old man also came alone without a companion.

“So what do you want?”

Cheong who couldn’t resist being curious asked.

Here if you say obvious things like telling me to take off my clothes or saying things like Unwoojirak I will send you to the underworld with a special express of Sosu magic power Black Death magic power Rotation magic power Front wheel magic power and World’s Ten Greatest magic power.

Unfortunately the Hundred Eight Sura Black Man has only two hands so he cannot be with us.

Isn’t it? Like anyone else if you hold a sword in your mouth can you use half the world’s ten greatest demonic powers?

Unfortunately the old man was old and did not seem to have a strong sexual desire.

Boyeol takes out a small vial from his pocket.

“ruler. “This is called blood poison.”

“Are you telling me to eat this? “If you want the antidote just follow my advice?”

“Even though he is a demon of the blood religion he seems to be ignorant about poison. “You don’t know about blood poison one of the world’s ten most poisonous poisons.”

Cheong tilted his head at that.

“Are you in your teens again? No who on earth decides the best ten collections? Besides who else chose the ten strongest poisons? “Someone tried every poison in the world and rated which one was the most painful and poisonous?”

“Hmm. Hmm hmm.”

In fact except for a few really famous poisons the rest is just a list filled with well-known poisons.

What is most important is that the poisoner secretly adds the poison he has created.

Boyeol also secretly placed the extreme poison he created on the list of the top ten extreme poisons in the world so Boyeol who hit the nail on the head cleared his throat and drank tea cup after cup for no reason.

And as I reached out my hand to cleanse my sore mouth with refreshment I stopped moving.

Why? Why aren’t there any refreshments?

Now Boyeol has lost the means to purify his astringent tongue.

There is no choice but to continue to suffer so Cheong’s tea and yum yum punishment is such a terrible revenge.

“So what do you want me to do with this?”

“Feed that to Gyerim Swordsman Munju Kang Su-yang. It’s not a bad thing for you either is it? “I don’t care what the religious sects are planning but isn’t it something you too would like for a political sect to disappear?”

It was an intention to preserve heat.

Speaking of blood poisoning it is the same as the sacred poison of a judge and after Kang Su-yang died of poisoning it would not be long before it was revealed that it was Boyeol’s Hadok.

In that case he would have achieved the mission of the Sapa Alliance which was to take over Guangxi on his own and would take all the credit for it.

Cheong pouted his lips.

I thought it was a bit sweet but it seems that the Sapa guy is just a Sapa guy.

But Cheong is in trouble.

Because I crave poison so much.

I want it! The world’s greatest poison!

The Qing had already poisoned two masters of the Flower Classics.

I don’t know if it’s truly one of the ten most poisonous poisons in the world or if it’s just the creator’s bluff but isn’t it clear that it’s an incredibly strong poison?

With this you can easily kill the big madou that has been killed by fire right?

The best of the political factions is the idea of ​​a charlatan who wants to get rid of the very righteous Daemadu that Ji-soo later does.

“So kill Kang Su-yang with this poison. Then you will turn a blind eye to the fact that I am a minor witch?”

“okay.”

“hmm. “I understand.”

Cheong said and grabbed the poison bottle.

Oops I got a deadly poison.

However Cheong said he understood but did not say he would do it.

It can also be said that she is a very mean-spirited bitch who deceives powerful old men without even putting a lick of saliva in her mouth.

“also. It’s good to communicate well. Don’t think I’m threatening you. “Isn’t this something we want to do for the better?”

Bo-yeol didn’t even know he had been tricked and a big smile appeared on his old face.