I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 377



[Episode 377] I told you to come and have fun, right?

It was only in this way that they invaded with such vigor that everyone including the masters of the Sapa flocked to give New Year’s greetings to Kang Soo-yang and bowed deeply.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t stretch it out.

It’s almost like he’s a pro-king.

Even if it is a fake pretending to be a person it is the law of the country that you must first treat it as your master.

Regardless of whether he is a real king or a fake king once he claims to be a real king it is the law of the country that unless there is very clear evidence he must be treated as a real king.

This is because the attitude of doubting the bloodline of the Son of Heaven is itself an unholy act of treason.

However there is no need to feel wronged by being deceived by a man with a swollen liver who dares to impersonate a member of the royal family.

Impersonators of imperial family are never left alone in the coffin.

Even if a rare assassin stains Kangho with blood he is a government official who proclaims the non-aggression of his government but if someone impersonates a member of the royal family even if it is only an immature seven-year-old child he will hunt them down to the end of hell and kill them.

Nevertheless Yo Hwan-cheol could not sleep at night.

Because it was a thought that suddenly occurred to me.

When the king went out he should have bowed to that bastard Kang Su-yang one more time!

How cool and elegant would it have been to bow like that and then confidently say that I would send you to the afterlife with my own hands and pray for your soul to rest in peace before leaving!

However the characteristic of a guy who can’t argue is that he comes up with a brilliant idea only after returning home and lying on his bed.

The Sapa masters were also dead with their heads pressed against the guesthouse.

“It must be a fake pro-king.”

Baekungdanju Jo Gwang-ang a self-proclaimed master of war said.

Baekho Danju Munjeong Station chuckled.

“Do you dare impersonate the king to avoid the situation right before your eyes? Would such idiots have become a sect representing a single province? “I understand how upset you feel about being treated so well but you have to say something that makes sense.”

Jo Gwang-ang laughed at that and raised his index finger and waved it left and right.

“This is why they say there is no need to talk to someone who has not read Sun Tzu at least three times. “I don’t know I said that the thirty-six precepts of combat are called ‘Chasi Hwanhon’ and told you to use everything that is available and I didn’t say that the ‘defeated war precepts’ are called ‘Go-six precepts’ and say that you should sacrifice some to deceive the enemy.”

“It looks like all of it is burning not just some of it.”

“No no. under. This is why people don’t even read military records. “I have to explain everything to you in order to understand.”

Jo Gwang-ang clicked his tongue.

“Wouldn’t it be okay to have a loyal subordinate impersonate the king and then cut off his tail and let him die? Do you understand? “This is what is called the ‘goyukgye’.”

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“It appears that the old people have been exterminated but would you be so loyal? Are you putting all your family members on the line? “You have to say something that makes sense.”

“So take advantage of everything that is available to you. This is what is called ‘Chasi Hwanhon’. Please just do some thinking. “When I return I will lend you my medical history so be sure to read it and keep it in your heart.”

The veins stand out clearly on Munjeong Station’s forehead.

“Are you coming? Then make a bet. “I’ll bet that King Qin is real and I’ll bet that you’re fake.”

“joy. Do you know that you can’t bet if you do? So why would you hang up even one arm?”

“Rather than that I’ll give you a star name. If I lose from then on I will not be Bokju First Sword but Bokju Idiot. If you lose it’s not White Lotus Tekken it’s Jo Kwang-Ang a sure-to-defeat strategy. What is it like? “If you feel like you’re going to lose you don’t have to take it.”

Jo Gwang-ang also gets angry at him.

“under! Do you think you can’t do it? “Don’t force yourself to do something that didn’t happen after you lose.”

“It is you. And in fact isn’t it the right nickname for a sure-to-defeat strategy? “They talk nonsense all the time about the art of war but I’ve never seen anyone actually get it right.”

“You heard it too right? “The judge is standing as a witness.”

“How can I miss something so fun? But what are you going to do now? Should we wait until the real king or the person impersonating the real king leaves the manor? “If it’s as you say

The three Danju kept their mouths shut.

Of course Saheun the leader of the Black Wolf Company kept his mouth shut the entire time.

Forty is not because he is quiet.

The combat team that used white and white weapons was a high-level unit and the combat team that used black swords was a low-level unit so it was not a position for Saheun to dare to speak out.

In any case it seems like the judge’s words of Boyeol hit everyone including Saheun to the bone.

If this is the case won’t I be able to go out on a mission or something?

Apparently the Gyerim Swordsmen also sent a message to the Murim Alliance telling them about the situation and requesting support.

As the King sits like this as time goes by the plan of Sadyoryun which was to lay a solid foundation in Guangxi using Yoga Yeombang as a stepping stone will come to naught.

It is impossible to go to war with the Murim Alliance just to get rid of the barren Guangxi Province.

“And whether the king leaves or is executed what will happen to the Heavenly Fire Sword if he disappears? “It looks like the Murim Alliance also has a very cunning tactician.”

The Heavenly Flower Sword is a divine dragon.

If it is said that it is the best among the political faction’s later indexes if it is touched incorrectly it is like tarnishing the reputation of the entire political faction Moorim.

However since the work of Moorim ultimately involves the use of swords the plan of sending them to a dangerous place where danger lurks can be said to be truly courageous.

“Well if you will take charge of the master the three of us will capture the Cheonhwageom. If you release him after taking over the manor what can the Heavenly Fire Sword do? I’ll just go home. “The Murim League won’t ask to start a war over that so if they get angry shouldn’t they at least apologize?”

Jo Gwang-ang answered.

I will attack you first and release you later.

It was the same logic as the incident in which a certain militaristic country suddenly bombed Qing’s hometown.

Even the basis was the same so they probably hate war anyway so if you commit it and apologize wouldn’t they just pretend not to know and accept it?

It is said that all people’s thoughts are there.

Especially the thoughts of the spoiled bastards.

“okay. Just figure it out and figure it out. “I have my own strategy so I will try to move separately.”

You guys figure it out on your own.

I’m going to do it my way and move independently so if everything goes well it’s all thanks to me and I won’t give you guys any credit.

The three masters thought to themselves.

He seems like a mean old man.

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Cheong is receiving very warm treatment.

It could not have been more extreme than this to the point where he made the ambassador of this generation his servant.

Of course the master of the mun didn’t give any special instructions and since the great disciple called Daesajeo took it upon himself to be the maid he would have been scolded by a loud scolding.

However leaving something without saying anything is also a form of permission.

Moreover from Cheong’s point of view it is very noisy and burdensome for a maid and above all it is noisy.

“older brother! It’s been clear since the beginning of the year so isn’t the weather nice? Such a great day! Speaking of Namnyeong Cheongsu!! Speaking of Cheongsu it’s great!! “How about climbing Mt. Cheongsusan and enjoying the scenery!!”

“Even if it doesn’t seem like it you want to go hiking while you’re recuperating?”

“Achacha!!! The girl blinked! My brother was so strong that I forgot about him for a moment! Then it is flammable! How about combustibility!! Since ancient times soaking in combustible hot water has been associated with disease-free longevity! Disease goes away! Your skin will heal! “This is the best hot spring that is said to relieve bedsores!!”

“Oh hot springs? “Is there a hot spring?”

Cheong’s eyes sparkled.

Bathing in a hot bath is one of the three pleasures of this difficult life in the central plains.

If you ask why there are three it would be disappointing if you leave out the food and the slaughter.

And when you go to a hot spring you can enjoy food and a hot spring bath at the same time by floating a drink table so two of the three most enjoyable things in Jungwon are rolled into one!

Isn’t it literally the only drug allowed by the state? (The only drug banned under national law is cigarettes).

“That’s a good idea. “Let’s go right now.”

It was when Cheong burst into laughter thinking about taking a hot spring bath.

-That preface is written by me. A letter has arrived from you.

Outside a disciple of the Sword Sect said so and handed over a letter.

Una-ram made a fuss as he looked at the red envelope in Cheong’s hand.

“that! Isn’t it Yeonseo? also! The best in the world! Hwajungcheonhwa! Epistle to the Second Coming! “Three Headed Cains!!”

“Could you please leave out the last one….”

“oh! illustration! My triceps are too close to my mouth so stop! A girl being rude like this! older brother! This Unaram! “I ask for your forgiveness like this!!”

Unaram said that and stood on his head.

If you scold him just a little bit he’s ready to commit the grave sin of plaster so if you’re really sorry as a joke shouldn’t you stand upside down and apologize?

When I asked what the custom was I answered that it was the Khitan Festival a method of apology used by the Khitan people and it was like this from then on.

However since it was better to stand on my head in such a comical way than to kneel Cheong did not particularly dissuade me.

“Naram is as sorry as he is.”

“Girl Unaram! Twelve months in a year! “Because this is the year I feel like I want to apologize for the entire 13 months!!”

Unaram shouted from under the hem of her skirt that was turned upside down.

The skin on the legs that stretch upwards is really beautiful with an exquisite brown color.

However it was Unaram who had poor eyesight and could not tell whether it was a woman or a wild boar after only three days.

Cheong turns Woo Na-ram upside down and frowns as he thrusts the envelope straight in front of her nose.

Dear Mr. Moon Cheong.

That’s my letter. If it’s a red envelope is it a love letter?

Of course it’s not particularly new.

I don’t know if it’s because of the saying that a courageous person wins a beautiful woman or whether it’s because he’s a petty person who says that if he gets along he’s good but if he doesn’t he’s just dead.

Cheong immediately opened the letter.

How much more heartbreaking love will make me laugh?

Most Chinese men are not good at writing love letters so they write them in the following order: praising their names Cheong’s appearance boasting about their house boasting about their cars (famous horses) and some kind of generous promise to give them a position in the royal family.

My heart beats and I can’t sleep at night as if there is some kind of food that has spread widely. Birds such as pigeons geese magpies crows mandarin ducks hawks and other birds that were flying have forgotten to flap their wings and fall because they are so embarrassed by the flowers that they can’t sleep at night.

I wonder if there will be something new this time.

Cheong unfolded the paper.

But there are some black letters on white paper.

Just two lines of love letter!

“Hoo.”

Cheong holds Yeonseo close to his face like old people with presbyopia.

And Cheong’s expression hardened.

“I know your secret. Also where you come from.

“I will wait for you in the plum room of Yonggungru during the celebration.”

It’s my secret. From there.

Cheong’s eyes wavered.

Isn’t what Cheong keeps a secret a strange convenience that is visible only to Cheong’s eyes?

You’re from there.

Cheong’s head became confused.

what?

Could it be that there are other people who came to this world like me?

The Qing government did not have any information about the dictionary of martial arts so if there was someone in this world who knew much more thoroughly they could have deduced it just by hearing about its reputation.

Or maybe there is some other way to find out.

“Naram. Do you know where Yonggungnu is?”

“Yonggungnu! Don’t people in Namnyeong know about Yonggungnu? Speaking of Yonggungru Namnyeong Best Guesthouse! The best guesthouse in Namnyeong is Yonggungnu! An eight-story pavilion that soars into the sky! Truly a skyscraper!! “It’s the pride of Namnyeong!!”

Unaram answered with only her jet-black hair sticking out from under her turned-up skirt.

“Are you interested in Yonggungnu!! But Yonggungnu is so expensive! no! Girl Unaram! I spent all my pocket money that I saved for five months! no!! I’ll have to go to the battlefield and borrow money! Can I just get up now? “I have to stop by the battlefield right away!”

“No there is no need to go into debt. hmm. “That’s right.”

If the waiting place is Namnyeong Jeil Gaekjan it means that there is no intention to be hostile so please rest assured.

I don’t want to make a fuss in such a famous and obviously crowded place and I also mean that you shouldn’t make a fuss either.

But that doesn’t mean you can be at ease.

So on-site reconnaissance is necessary.

I’ll have to go and check what the rescue is like if I can escape and if some suspicious guys have formed a group and taken over etc.

“good. let’s go. And I have a lot of money. “Let’s make sure my stomach explodes today. Um no you can’t let your stomach explode.”

After almost bursting my side while eating I tend to control myself a little.

You need to get well quickly and eat as much as you can. If you focus on the food in front of you right now and stay sick for a long time isn’t that a bigger loss? It’s literally a loss of food.