I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 375



[Episode 375] I told you to come and have fun, right?

In the middle of nowhere if you wanted to know how much the host welcomed his guests he told you to look down and look at the dinner table.

So Cheong’s eyes widen.

As soon as she arrived she washed away her anger and even brought a precious guest so I can’t thank Kang Su-yang enough even if she carried me around all the time as her adoptive daughter.

Of course it is a position that many people are aiming for so it will be difficult to win it with the help of a single local military officer but that is the heart.

Since the King had come there it was impossible to neglect the hospitality. It was literally a splendid table with plates on top of each other as there was not enough space for the upper legs to break.

“Brother I am the proud owner of Yang Guang! “Try it before it gets cold!”

Soyoujeo is a dish made by roasting a whole young pig and is the most representative Cantonese dish.

However since Yangguang is a combination of Guangdong and Guangxi it was an atrocity to subtly include Guangdong cuisine which boasts the best gourmet food in the world into Yangguang and Guangxi.

Of course if Guangdong people hear this they will get angry and very angry.

They say that barbarian bastards who dare to eat bugs covet Guangdong’s best dish in the world.

For your information the pride that Guangdong people have in Guangdong cuisine is famous for being the most extreme in the central region.

It was said that if a Guangdong person and a Hangzhou person ate together only one of them would come out alive in the end which was a sarcastic remark about the violent pride of the people of the two regions in the central plains who were most serious about cooking.

However the Guilin Sword Sect is located in Guangxi and its members are also Guangxi people.

Guangdong or Guangxi. After all isn’t the only difference between east and west in the rotation of photons?

Unaram skillfully cuts off the area near the ribs above the front leg and places it on Cheong’s plate.

It’s the most delicious part of the beef.

Of course the other side was offered to the king so the entire remaining side was placed on the Qing plate.

Jang Je-ja’s eyebrows twitched slightly at that.

Why on earth did Naram not raise the question to Lord Mun first asking whether he was Gyerim’s disciple or Cheonhwageom Takkar.

However Munju has already entered the state of ‘we do everything we want to do with Cheonhwageom and eat everything we want’.

“Oh Naram treats guests very well! The youngest sister says that’s the place. “It’s the most delicious part.”

“Wow really? Then we should share some-”

“No no no. It’s a dish we only eat on good days but it’s not something we buy. “At times like this you should eat it.”

Even though the Gyerim Sword School has a school attached to its back it is no different from a worldly military officer the Taoist branch is still a Taoist branch.

Still it is not to the extent of daring to insist on a hierarchy in the distribution of Taoism’s long texts but if it is used to praise other people’s students it is not a matter for anyone to argue.

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So with no one to stop him Unaram decided to put the food on the plate.

“older brother! “This is Hongso Union!”

Roast baby pigeon.

In the central plains pigeons are considered a lowly food item for the poor but in Guangdong where pigeon meat is especially popular pigeons from Guangdong raised for food are considered high-quality.

“older brother! This is Gwangju Soa!”

Roast goose. Geese are also friends of Guangdong.

“older brother! “It’s Palbochae!”

Since the logistics of the central region are still undeveloped Palbochae made with fresh seafood can be said to be the highest-class dish among high-class dishes.

Of course even though it is uncivilized it is a central region with the best logistics system of the present era compared to the hometown of the Qing Dynasty.

“older brother! “It’s Hakka dumplings!”

These are tofu dumplings with dumpling filling inside the tofu.

In fact the essence of Cantonese cuisine would be soup and porridge but the more prestigious the dinner the more these types disappear so unfortunately they don’t appear tonight.

After Cantonese cuisine took over it was Guangxi cuisine’s turn.

However Guangdong cuisine and Guangxi cuisine are definitely different from the beginning.

People from Guangdong might get angry when they are lumped together because they are Yang Guang.

“older brother! “It’s right-wing!”

Upar is the semi-dried butt meat of a calf.

“older brother! “It’s permed black tofu!”

Parmesan tofu as the local name goes is a delicacy recognized even by Guangdong people.

“older brother! “It’s pressure!”

Steamed duck feet.

“Steamed sea conch! pupa! Freshwater crab! Frog legs!”

In fact Guangxi has a barren and rugged mountainous area with a recently developed sea so the food culture used by barbarians is strong so the food ingredients are somewhat like this.

I enjoy eating Cheong regardless of taste.

Jiang Zizhi’s eyebrows twitched.

It’s hard to tell whether it’s the person who is the ambassador of this generation or the author’s Jeomsoi.

Of course there is no disciple who does not know that Unaram admired the Cheonhwageom and made it his idol.

To put it in the style of Cheong’s hometown he should have been conducting business moderately.

And since he kept asking me every single day when Cheonhwageom would come I guess he was someone who had been waiting for a long time.

But shouldn’t it be done in moderation?

He couldn’t refuse the food Cheonhwageom gave him so he kept shoving it into his mouth.

No matter how delicious the dish is it has to be moderate. Isn’t this the same as the torture of pushing your stomach full?

When I think about it that way I wonder if the character of Cheon Hwa-geom who forces himself to fit in is truly wonderful.

Of course this is an attitude that greatly underestimates the Qing.

“hmm. “It’s delicious it’s delicious.”

Cheong even took off his bandages and came out.

So I was very excited and ate it…

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“Ugh.”

Cheong’s stomach is not a pouch that goes into infinity like the armor worn by the hermit in the story.

The more you eat the more it grows.

So after Cheong has finished eating properly his upper abdomen swells to a phenomenal level.

Normally it was covered with strong bones and leather that could withstand the brutal occupation of the stomach but now one side of its skeleton was cracked and the triple muscle barrier covering its side was completely torn.

As the stomach swells and pushes out the ribs that were sticking together give a serious warning saying ‘Stop eating it will break and fly out of the flesh.’

Cheong’s complexion suddenly turned pale.

You can’t see his serious condition because he’s covered in cotton but he suddenly drops his chopsticks with a painful sound which suddenly catches everyone’s attention.

“older brother!? Are you okay!?”

“No that hurt a little. are you okay. “I can still eat more.”

Cheong gritted his teeth.

When will we ever again see a table filled with only local specialties like this?

It has to be now. Hang in there Seomuncheong.

We are about to face an unprecedented situation where a wound ruptures due to eating too much.

If Seomun Surin had known the foolish bitch the ghosts of the underworld and the ghosts that couldn’t eat it would get tired of it and run away.

“What a wound. “You mean you’re injured?”

“I got into a fight with you guys.”

“this! Are the details okay?”

“It’s not that bad maybe a month? “If you get that much treatment everything will be better.”

An injury that usually requires a month of recuperation is not said to be serious.

However Kang Su-yang had already seen Cheong running around fine so she didn’t think it was that bad.

“this. “I happened to end up with those Green Forest guys.”

“That’s right. “On the way I was looking at Zhangjiajie which I heard was so beautiful and he suddenly started making fun of me and starting an argument.”

Cheong proudly explained the story of encountering and subduing bandits while walking along the road.

These bandits are quick to start a fight with the completely innocent Cheong who has done nothing wrong!

Since the Qing does not forgive in the name of justice he draws his sword a fierce wind blows and the mysterious Secretary (Jiangang) falls on the earth!

The transcendent transcendent transcendental Lord Chojeolcheong descended on the malicious parasites who lived by sucking the blood of others. Eventually those who could not handle the overwhelming inaction of the Cheongs brought their leader with them.

So Ximenqing vs. the bandit leader!

“So that guy named Wang Cheol-gun was crying and begging for my life and I just said ‘Have you ever saved someone else’s life? Have you ever been a warm person to others? ‘Don’t kick the briquette material carelessly.’ No it will be canceled later. “Anyway since I cut off his head like that the green forest bastards will run away in confusion.”

It was a story that was dramatized a bit harshly.

However since he plunged a poisonous dagger into his body and ran away all the while mentioning his dead child it can’t be said that he died of his own accord.

Master also told us to embellish the stories we tell to others as nicely as possible.

Even if it makes you feel a little guilty it is an unavoidable sacrifice for greater value.

Even women do big things. Didn’t he tell her that it was his duty as a leading guide for female warriors?

“As expected brother! You are amazing! The courage that does not hesitate to confront enemies for the sake of justice! The inaction that finally achieved victory! I respect you! This Wu Mo was truly thrilled!”

Unaram was the only one making a fuss.

Is that correct for the rest? Does this make sense? Since he’s looking like he’s saying something maybe I added too much drama? do.

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When he heard that he had been injured while fighting with Noklim a doctor was called but the patient did not show any signs of pain but the doctor was very fussed.

‘I’ve seen patients all my life but I wonder how someone can walk around like this. An ordinary woman would burst out crying in pain just by breathing but it’s surprising that her side is so rotten that no fluid is flowing. It’s hard to believe that she’s alive or dead but she’s still alive.’

It is said that the details were so detailed that the congressman would be embarrassed.

I thought he was too sane to have dealt with the main creditor of Noklim but according to the assemblyman his very existence is a miracle.

“What do you think?”

“There is no reason for Heavenly Fire Sword to lie right? Besides if it’s a lie that can be easily discovered isn’t that true?”

Whether or not Chaeju was really dead was something that would soon be revealed.

According to Cheonhwageom’s words it was a story that would spread throughout the central plains as time passed as there were more than one bandit who ran away.

“Huh. At the beginning of this year a child at the height of his power killed Madou of Hwagyeong. “It’s a story I can’t believe even after hearing it.”

“I thought the rumors were exaggerated but maybe not.”

The rumors about the Heavenly Fire Sword must be so glamorous.

He is truly a genius sent from heaven.

Now at the age of 20 he is the youngest master in the history of Moorim to reach the peak.

It does not stop there but it is said that one can gain enlightenment by looking at the wall of cliffs and gaining enlightenment left by Emperor Mucheon. It is said that one can realize the will of the sword by looking only at the marks of the sword.

A young master who is closest to becoming the next best person in the world.

The owner of the Tathagata God the new master of Shaolin.

And yet she is an unrivaled celebrity whose appearance can already be said to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

This is a story that would be laughed at by anyone who told it to them calling it a pure lie.

Why do they call her Wolnyeo and her name was Acheong?

Isn’t this the second coming of Wolnyeo something that is only told in stories?

“They said that he had already defeated the Flame Demon Army at its peak. “I guess he has learned how to fight against experts better than me.”

“The gap between Chojeongjeong and Hwagyeong cannot be explained that way. “It won’t really matter whether what happened was possible or not.”

“okay. Be good to that child. I heard that the elders of the old group think so well of me and if they are the next best people in the world they deserve it. “I thought I was going through a difficult time but didn’t things turn out well?”

Zhang Jia Tizhen frowned.

“Anyway aren’t you the ambassador? I wonder if the guy who will be the next Emperor Jang is running wild without any face. “I was just about to say something harsh.”

“They say it’s that good so just leave it alone. Isn’t it much better to have a friend of the best man in the world than a high-ranking person? Looking at the future of the clan it is much better that way.”

“hmm. Isn’t it that you are especially generous to me? “If you show such open favoritism it would be disappointing as a disciple of Jiang.”

The priest bursts into laughter at that.

It was the moment when the treatment of VIPs was decided.

It may be said to be too snobbish but a leader who leads a group must possess these qualities.

Of course it’s not just an investment for the future of Moorim. Isn’t this something I’m so grateful and honored about?

If you had suffered such an injury you should have rested and recuperated in a nearby city. I am grateful that you rushed over to me with your aching body.

I am even more grateful that I did not come alone but with a support force like Cheongunmanma.

Wangya said he would stay for a month so the request for support sent to the Murim Alliance at the beginning of the month would be enough time to arrive.

Of course if you don’t get in there you’ll have to hold on to the hem of your pants and desperately try to prevent him from getting there.

Since the King has already shown that he treats Cheonhwageom as a close friend it is okay to ask Cheonhwageom even if it is pathetic.

So you have to do it well!

We must do well for the good fortune of our clan!

For the present and future of the clan!

In this way Master Wen and Jang disciple exchanged resolute glances with one mind.