I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 372



[Episode 372] I told you to come and have fun, right?

There was a scene where a traveler asked about a joyful festival in an unnamed remote island country if he had seen an interesting picture before leaving the country.

What festival is taking place?

Then the islander answered.

It’s not a festival it’s a funeral.

Still this traveler can make the excuse that he was exposed to an exotic culture from a culture he knew nothing about.

However Cheong now knows everything about the midfielder.

So no matter how angry or angry you are you can’t help but feel ashamed as the blood rushes to your head and your face turns bright red.

Plus boiled pork cold cuts and frozen pork!

From the first moment I ended up sounding like a very retarded imbecile.

Of course boiled pork cold cuts and dongpo pork are delicious.

Boiled pork cold cuts frozen pork and long-fried pork! Jangyuk! I want to eat fermented beef but not this.

There was a reasonable basis for Cheong’s appearance proudly shouting out three types of meat dishes from Jungwon.

Normally at a banquet everyone makes a lot of noise.

Even if you raise your voice and say things like “Ohhyangyuk” and “Janggye” you end up bursting out in laughter.

He was sorry for coming late and his intention was to give a big smile and enjoy himself confidently rather than suddenly interrupting the party.

But um. It’s a funeral…

“Excuse me. I am Eon Yeon-yeong a gluttonous beauty who wanders the river in search of meat! frozen! kite! zero! It is said. This is no feast! “Then let’s all leave Baekun Jeosu.”

Cheong naturally blurts out a lie in a deep voice.

It’s a Cheong with a very unyeonyeong palgi in the mouth.

It can also be said that we have reached the state where the lip is the blue and the blue is the lip that is the state of the hauncheong.

Cheong takes a step back and then slams! With his powerful advance he flew through the sky and disappeared with the hem of his coat fluttering.

There was deep silence in the hall.

What did you just do? Are you crazy? No she’s crazy but what about the girl from Jinju? What did you say your name was?

Wasn’t it a hello bitch? Unyeongnyeon?

How can someone’s name be Eon Yeon-young?

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Boiled pork cold cuts and frozen pork? I guess it tastes good.

Everyone what kind of greeting does Baekwoon Jeosu mean?

For reference Baekun Jeosu is Gwangju-style steamed white pig’s feet a specialty dish of Gwangju the capital of Guangdong Province next door.

What should we call a bitch who is looking for meat and calls herself a beauty?

This could be the moment when the notoriety of the greedy maniac Eon Yeon-yeong spreads to the people of Guangxi.

Either way Seo Mun-cheong a 20-year-old girl who entered through the open gate and escaped by climbing through a window or even a wall hurriedly crosses the main street.

So towards the carriage parked in the shade in the corner of the alley over there.

Jayu and the Yeon faction see Cheong rushing inside.

It was a request that went out to ask for understanding in advance whether the King could join the Gyerim Swordsman.

(It ended up being the Gyerim Sword faction that dared to allow the king to visit but the Qing insisted that even the king should not just invade.)

“You’ll be back soon. Can I go now?”

“No that’s not it. When I thought about it I realized that this is not what clothes are supposed to be. Since I am a disciple of the Shinnyeomun I have to wear the Shinnyeomun uniform. “Would you mind closing your eyes for a moment so I can change my clothes?”

The expression of freedom becomes subtle.

“Close your eyes?”

Anyway men and women are different – (omitted below)

It was a place of contemplation that any man who travels with fruits and vegetables must do at least once.

“Why then do you want to go out and wait? “It’s cold.”

“What you said is correct young lady. “It’s cold so you need to preserve your body.”

The Yeon faction stepped forward to support Cheong’s words.

At the same time Jayu kept squinting at him and his eyebrows furrowed.

I have no idea what the signal means.

What on earth is this? Are you asking me to take a peek?

“Hmm wait a minute. Is there anything wrong?”

Jayu puts on a cotton thread and goes out of the carriage and Cheong throws off his clothes as easily as if he were taking off a battered fried food.

Cheong is a master at changing clothes.

Even while holding the celadon sword which is said to be the sharpest in the world he has the ability to easily change his clothes. If he uses both hands he can literally change his clothes in an instant.

Cheong who had changed into his priestly uniform went out of the carriage again.

“ah. freedom. “Please change the cotton thread for me.”

So Cheong who has changed his cotton yarn and become a completely new person heads to the outside of the alley where he parked his carriage.

Meanwhile at the Gyerim Swordsman Manor where tensions were rising silence reigned for a long time.

He could not escape the shock of meat-eating fanatic Eon Yeon-yeong’s unexpected request for meat.

“Hmm let’s move on to the story we were talking about earlier.”

Yogayeombang’s third abandoned child Yomin is trying hard to get back into shape.

“I said I’d hold out until this year so if you don’t want to see blood during the auspicious Lunar New Year-”

A whispering sound behind him.

Should I ask you to try some Dongpoyuk this Lunar New Year? Ah do you know that dongpo pork is usually easy to cook? It’s just that cold-cut meat is more convenient. Isn’t raw fish meat okay? After hearing Baekun Jeosu I woke up and asked “Why don’t we have a drink later?”

“Can’t you fucking shut up!?”

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Yomin screamed.

They came with orders to bring a bunch of onlookers and embarrass them a lot but one crazy bitch came in and ruined the whole atmosphere.

“If you have nothing else to say go back. “It doesn’t seem like we have any particular business.”

Although it was not Cheong’s original intention thanks to this the Gyerim Sword Sect disciples also regained their composure.

There are also students who unable to regain their composure swallow their saliva and lose their appetite.

Still it is much better than shaking with a red-faced face filled with anger.

“Fuck you’re unlucky. “Kayuk huh!”

In terms of atmosphere provocations have already begun.

In the end Yomin started messing around and spat and tried to turn around.

Isn’t another Myeonsa girl jumping out among the onlookers?

Is that the one from before who was tall? It definitely looks like that bitch-

However Myeonsanyeo’s words are not kind.

“Who taught you how to spit on someone else’s clan? “If you spit in a sacred pipe will you also spit on the ancestral rite table in your house?”

Gyerim Geompa is also a Taoist school.

The Jeong sect or similar sect with a suffix suffix can usually be considered a Taoist sect.

“Hey what is this again? Cheonhwa style? “Because of that bitch whether it’s Cheonhwageom or something dogs and cows are all in a big mess with their faces covered in straw.”

Now I see that it was not the crazy bitch from before but a female monk wearing a Taoist robe.

“hmm.”

This time in order to prevent the same disaster as before I went to the back of the crowd and asked a bystander who was looking inside what was going on and I heard the whole story.

These days every day that bastard sets foot in Gyerim Geompa he scolds me and asks for medicine.

“So you’re saying the girl is a dog or a cow? “Can you take responsibility for that?”

“If you can try it. But do you think you will be safe if you touch me? Now the elders of the Apostolic Association are lending their support to our Great Namnyeong Yoga – evil!”

Cheong’s sheath fell onto the top of Yomin’s head.

The Moonlight Sword (Ten Tigers) is a heavy sword in itself and naturally becomes heavier when sheathed.

“Well I touched it. Now? What happens to the girl? “Is there a sudden lightning strike?”

“How dare you! “You are dead now!”

“and. Am I dead? Is this the afterlife? I don’t know what’s different from Lee Seung. Everyone I heard that I died. How did you enter the afterlife? “The road to the afterlife is cold and dreary so it’s a nice day because the weather is mild for winter.”

He bursts into laughter.

“I will kill you!”

Yaomin with his eyes turned upside down draws his sword and charges in.

I don’t know if Yao Min was at the level of Hwa-kyung but I would say that he was too confident in himself to rush in with only top-notch skills.

match!

With a cheerful sound the running beast was bent at a right angle and fell on the floor.

Cheong’s flame is cheap no it’s a raw poison imbued with Sosu Magicong’s terrible hand poison.

“Aaaah! “Four years!”

Yomin jumps up and attacks again.

match!

This time Yomin gets hit on the other cheek and falls down white teeth scattered.

It was only then that Yomin came to his senses.

Cilantro That’s the kind of cilantro you can’t handle.

Now that I’ve realized that I guess I’m just a stupid bastard who threw away the Ark of Yoga to die.

“If you touch me-”

“The girl is Seo Mun-cheong the Heavenly Fire Sword.”

Names that burst out in laughter.

Cheonhwa Sword! The best in the world! Gyeonggukji Samdu!

Cheong wiggled his eyebrows.

No why is it increasing more and more?

What kind of bastard is Gyeonggukji Samdu?

I just remembered the voice so just wait and see.

I suddenly feel upset.

Fortunately I have someone in front of me to relieve my feelings. Should I say that I am fortunate?

“Did you dare spit on the sacred Tao Gate? “What comes from people must return to people so could you please lick what comes out of your tongue clean with your tongue?”

“that.”

Cheong is at least the most beautiful hand in the world and he is holding up Seomseom Jade that everyone in the world can recognize without any disagreement.

“Now look here it’s shiny.”

Then the golden river sparkled.

“What happens if you get hit in the face with a force? Aren’t you curious? “The girl is really curious.”

“Hey.”

Yomin whose face has turned completely white eventually falls down on the floor and licks the ground.

After stealing a layer of dirt Yomin frowns and swallows the grains of sand that fill his mouth.

And the tip of the Moonlight Sword appears before Yomin’s eyes as he tries to get up from his seat.

“city. “I did as I was told.”

Then the blue sword was pushed aside and pointed to the ground next to it.

“Oh was it there? “It’s not there it’s here.”

“Isn’t this a spit stain here? “Why are you licking the ground?”

“ah. right. Is it here? “Doesn’t that lumped together here look like sand and not rocks?”

“ah. think. sorry.”

“Actually it doesn’t matter where you are would you just keep licking the ground until I tell you it’s okay to raise your head? They say that life is good even if you roll in dog poop but it’s better to live even if you lick the dirt than to die right?”

In response Yomin continued to lick the ground.

Now Yomin will never be able to escape from being the one who crawls on the ground and licks the dirt until he dies.

Byeolho probably won’t be able to go beyond the level of a land-eating earthworm and a dirt-eating earthworm.

Of course this was not just a humiliation for Yaomin alone; it was also an act that brought great disgrace to the monk and his family.

An ordinary warrior would rush to kill him rather than suffer such humiliation.

But the lackey who didn’t even know he was sent to die seemed to want to live anyway.

But why are you still just watching even after doing this?

Cheong glanced at the disciples of the Gyerim Sword Sect.

He had a dazed surprised expression but somehow his mouth was loose and he was just looking at Yomin crawling on the floor.

“Hmm.”

Cheong cleared his throat and with exaggerated movements looked at the largest man among the students of the Gyerim Sword Sect.

It is a move that openly attracts attention.

Only then did the big man come to his senses take a step forward and open his mouth.

“Enough is enough please stop.”

Jang Da-jijeon somehow dissuaded him with a very humorous attitude.

And continue speaking.

“If it were me I would rather bite my tongue and die than crawl on the ground lick the dirt dishonor the monks and bring dishonor to the family. So let’s stop. “Please do me a favor.”

Although these words were meant to discourage people they were actually words that everyone should listen to.

“I can’t help it since the master of the Dao Gate asks me to do this. “I will especially forgive you.”

Cheong matched the rhythm with him.

In this case the Gyerim Sword Sect actually saved the people by dissuading the Qing.

On the other hand Yao Min came to find fault with the world and ended up becoming an incredibly resourceful person who showed the world’s ugly side to people and even received grace.