I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 361



[Episode 361] Whether you sleep or wake up, be careful of the fire. Let’s see the fire that has been extinguished again.

However the lotus wave that followed immediately impressed me.

When on earth did you learn it and use it?

It’s such a worldly skill on the subject of a girl but even if you just glance at it you can learn it right away. Oh how amazing it is that you can learn and use neungpamibo as well.

It seems that the world’s description is correct.

However the admiration is short-lived as the royal inspector who is aiming for the wheel runs forward and puts his shoulder to the side.

In Yeonpa’s eyes life explodes.

How dare you! What a family the King has placed in a jade body!

Eoga refers to the vehicle on which the king rides.

It is very shabby for a fish and is nothing more than a sturdy military cart but anything that carries a precious person on it is considered precious!

Yeonpa extends his rapier.

It is a long sword with a width as thin as a finger.

It looks like it will break right away if it hits you but if you add the front-wheel magic to it the world’s magic sword or rather the world’s magic spinning saw with a powerful blade that rotates is born.

The warlock who was holding up a strong sword was torn right to his heart by the magic spinning saw digging under his armpit and was immediately suffocated.

You may say that it is too trivial to die for a supremely unmanned subject but what unmanned person in the world has ever experienced fighting a moving rickshaw?

In that respect the members of the Geumuiwiui are marking a milestone in Muinsa but as with any new attempt by mankind the beginning is quite awkward.

The direction of martial arts progress is a straight line.

Since martial arts extends in the direction the body goes it is a very natural principle that does not need to be explained.

But what about rickshaws?

Hitting from behind doesn’t do much damage and if you want to break a wheel or attack a rickshaw puller you have to catch up with the shoulder first and extend your weapon to the side.

Moreover the downhill cart is running away.

If you run clumsily you won’t be able to catch up.

Therefore even if you make a move you have to sprint and catch up with all your might before you can even extend your sword.

“Die!”

A guard shouts from the left side of the palace.

Cheong takes a step to the right and the sword-filled blade cleanly cuts only the small horse shaft.

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Missed! If you miss you have to hit!

Deeng! Tathagata kidney explodes in the thigh.

The weaver whose legs are twisted lands on his head and stands on his head with his face on the ground goes three steps while touching his face but his neck cannot support it and he lands on his back.

The guard who jumped over it gets closer to Cheong again.

However his shoulder was struck by the thin sword that stood out.

It spins violently and falls.

It is a rotary saw blade of a lotus wave.

At the same time an ahh sound comes from the right.

A man wearing a pigeon helmet was clinging closely to the carriage wheel and holding a sword.

A guy who knows how to use the shining blade of a sword.

Maybe that’s why I ignored the ax hitting my head and shoulders and struck down my right hand…

Whiing. The blade split the air.

While running at a light angle I try to cut the left carriage wheel with my right hand but the angle does not work out.

What a guy who is at least the best can’t do that?

Aren’t there a few things about the members of the Geumwiwi Committee that are a bit off-putting?

However the freedom that Cheong has is also the end of Merong.

So how should I evacuate?

Meanwhile a few guards at a distance to the left and right are running ahead of the cart.

They suddenly stopped in the distance and turned around. Cheong jumped up behind them and stood up straight on the coach seat of the cart.

The chest strap of a cow horse is tied to the chest and since the chest of a cow or horse is tied right behind the head it has to be of sufficient length.

It’s like the horse has gone off axis and is standing on the coach’s seat.

Of course the cart leans forward.

thud! The cart stand is dragged on the floor and begins to grind apart with a harsh sound.

Above him Cheong holds the Moonlight Greatsword with both hands straightens it raises one leg twists his waist (it hurts) pulls it tight then releases his twisted body at once and swings it with all his might.

It was a good attempt to get ahead and stop it but the result was that one of its heads floated up and went over the bushes.

“I’m dead!”

One guy passed by on the left as well.

Cheong stomped his foot.

The front part of the cart recoils from the sudden attack and the sharply cut left axle of the horse cuts roughly into the guard’s belly skin.

“Aaaahhh!”

The horseman with his belly attached to the horse’s shaft is instantly pushed into the coach’s seat and touches his belly.

“How dare you free ride! capital punishment!”

The Qing’s ruling falls to the guards.

This is an extremely harsh sentence for a crime.

However since Princess Yeonsul the majestic grandson was playing the role of a mare he got on her and touched her belly so it could be said to be a natural ruling.

Just as Cheong was about to grab the chest strap again and cut it off his vision suddenly became clear.

The road downhill is hilly and the foot of the mountain on the other side of Hugo is clearly visible.

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I don’t know the height but it’s a cliff.

Until now the straight road was strange but mountain roads are normal when they are winding.

And if you loosen the chest strap you will lose control of the rickshaw.

“Sir really!”

Cheong jumps up again and runs in front of the cart.

“Four bitches!”

Gye-du who must have been dissatisfied with the ruling catches up and starts yelling.

It’s not just yelling.

bang! bang!! bang!!!

Three tremors that violently trample the earth.

It flew through the sky at an incredible speed was launched forward and suddenly rushed straight through the sky as if a platform had risen in the air.

Gyedu’s elbows are pulled to the side of the waist and then stretched upward.

The Gye-doo man flies like an arrow in a posture that somehow makes him feel like he needs to shout out that he is sorry.

Suddenly a fiery dragon shape emerges wraps its arms around itself and burrows into the water.

What is that! Why is it so cool! It won’t be a long fire! It must be a fire dragon a fire dragon!?

However he is the one who sealed the white dragon in the arm of Cheongdo.

He quickly drew the Moonlight Sword with his left hand and sprinkling ice pieces from his right shoulder an icy white dragon wrapped around his arm.

The Qing does not give up and extends its leadership.

A battle between a fire dragon and a frost dragon!

A heart-wrenching decisive battle that is truly something out of folklore!

The Gye-doo man grits his teeth against him.

However the look in his eyes shows the determination to settle the matter with this one move.

I can’t see the blue anyway.

And at that moment of collision-

Cheong kicks the floor and launches the new model to the left of the pack to avoid it.

Are you crazy? I will take care of this.

There are many enemies but Cheong has only one life.

For example it is like a miscellaneous person beyond the screen.

So even if the enemy dies by only giving a small scratch to Cheong it is a benefit but it is a loss to Cheong.

It was a truth that Cheong always kept in mind when he enjoyed his hobbies in his hometown.

Gyedu’s strike with all his might splits the air.

This is because they tried to act cool as if Cheong would accept them and then avoided them.

It could have been a match where the breasts would have been magnificent but Cheong already has magnificent breasts so he did not want to make it even more magnificent.

However now that the frost dragon has been summoned Cheong’s palm hits the Gye-du man’s back.

However because Gye-doo’s speed was so fast it wasn’t the back that I wanted and I ended up hurting my butt!! I ended up throwing it away.

A fiery human arrow. Isn’t it a human fiery arrow itself? A leader wrapped in flames? I’ll be the flame hand!?

The man from Gye-du who was beaten so hard that his butt was bruised falls scrapes the floor slips and falls under the cart.

After that a winding road is in front of you –

Cheong urgently stretches out his arms and lies back with both feet on the ground.

Put your back on the coach seat and let’s go! Cheong grits his teeth and slows down the cart.

The soles of the fur shoes he had stolen were hot as if they were on fire and for an instant a harsh scream burst from Cheong’s mouth along with a feeling of liberation.

The soles of my feet!

However according to the rule that if you are in real pain you cannot scream Cheong’s screaming is still a sound that can be tolerated.

Because human foot leather is inherently hard and the inhuman blue foot leather is even tougher.

As the speed of the cart decreases the guards suddenly close the distance.

“wheel!”

Yeonpa screams.

Blades flashing simultaneously on the left and right sides of the wheel axle.

Cheong grits his teeth and runs out again and the cart which accelerates almost as if he is jumping bounces a few times and sparks fly.

And then the turning section again!

Cheong’s expression hardened as he once again slipped on a corner and performed an amazing turn.

It is a hellish hill that extends all the way down in the shape of a bow at the foot of a mountain with a steep slope.

It’s going to spin really.

I can’t turn around so how should I turn around?

Cheong frowned and held on tightly to the intact axle of the cart.

Because you can’t handle that sudden rotational force by accelerating more.

No matter how much you ask if you run at full speed and try to turn 180 degrees you will end up being thrown off the cart and flying through the sky.

“Hold it! Catch him and kill him!”

Angry shouts followed.

Every time I take a step the missing sole of my shoe hits the top of my foot.

It doesn’t come off even when the shoe is tightly tied.

Every time I run the soles of my bare feet feel like they are being torn apart by stepping on the pavement and at the same time the tops of my feet feel like they are being whipped.

Cheong grits his teeth and takes the first turn!

As the cart swung around and pulled on the chest strap Cheong was lying almost forward gritting his teeth.

In an instant cracks spread across my ribs and I thought “Oh!”

Cheong’s eyes roll up.

A cart runs up behind Cheong who is distracted.

The footrest of the coach seat struck Cheong in the back and the angled part of the coach seat hit Cheong’s back.

“Ahh!”

The pain felt as if my spine was being folded in half and the whites of my eyes instantly returned to their original positions.

What I think I’ve lost my mind.

Hehehehehehehehe I can’t breathe.

It’s a rickshaw or something and Cheong sits on the coach seat and desperately catches his breath.

The front stand of the Gagagak cart scrapes along the road slides down cannot withstand the load and soon breaks.

Cheong who was trying to catch his breath as the cart lands shakily rides the recoil and jumps out.

The tears are so full that I can’t focus but my vision is blurring and before I know it I can see things blocking my way.

A rickshaw must ride calmly down a winding hill but expert riders can just jump off in one line.

Can you break through that?

What if you can break through?

Can this body handle one more turn of the hill?

Cheong looks down the left hill.

And then he yells and screams.

“Hold on tight! Fall!”

Cheong changes direction midway up the hill.

There is no answer if you go down in a bow.

then? Joe!

Now it’s really straight!

As the cart entered a steep slope that was almost like a cliff Cheong yanked off the chest strap and threw himself onto the rickshaw.

Only then does Yeonpa see what’s ahead and is astonished.

“What are you doing?”

“It’s already too late anyway! Where is freedom?”

“Here here.”

Cheong wraps his arms around the horizontal rope of the rickshaw puts it under his arm pulls Yeonpa and Jayeo and hugs them tightly.

The cart trembles as if broken.

It’s literally the worst ride.

Tremendous acceleration that feels like a vibration.

thud! The shock hits the road and now-

Is this the weightlessness I only heard about?

Cheong’s body rises and hangs on the horizontal rope.

The same goes for the two people that Cheong hugged.

A beautiful hand reaches out grabs the miscellaneous bottle floats behind me and drags it between the carriage and the three people leaving space behind.

As soon as that happens boom!!!

The ribs of the miscellaneous soldier which served as a shock absorber are completely broken in one blow.

“evil!” “100 million.” “Big!”

The cry of freedom from the blue and yellow waves breaks out.

Before I even had time to ask if he was okay Buung’s body rose again and the cart flew into the sky.

“Aaaah…!”

One of the miscellaneous soldiers flies away leaving behind a screaming tail.

Fly and boom! Fly again and boom! Fly again and boom!

Since Cheong turned toward the sky while hugging the two it was as if his body took on the weight of the two people every time the carriage fell.

If it weren’t for the fact that there was a cushioning material installed I would have passed out long ago.

In other words it hurts so much that I don’t faint.

Cheong clenched his teeth and if it weren’t for his superhuman health his teeth would have all broken off a long time ago.

And finally the cart flew again –

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The guards look at the cart in bewilderment.

The fact that the road was cut in the shape of the letter Gung (弓) originally meant that it was a slope that people could not climb.

It’s not like running through it in a straight line they don’t usually run like that.

It’s called falling or continuous falling.

Therefore the guards also stop and watch the flight of the cart which is something that is rarely seen twice in the world.

If Gye-doo had been there he would have made him run away immediately but since he hit the ground at full speed he had not yet come to his senses.

When you come to your senses you are destined to realize that one of your buttocks has swelled so much that you have double bottoms.

“That thing is so hard….”

Suddenly one of the guards muttered.

The other guards nod and say yes.

Since it is recognized by the Gold Medal Committee the Northern Army’s iron sword can be proud of.

This is a scene that the general should have seen wondering why he was making carts out of needlessly expensive rosewood.

You will know that what Iron Jang said was true that it is much better to make one and use it for decades.

And so the extremely solid cart is finally seen falling apart during its final flight somewhere below.

It’s like the joints have all come off and the material is separated not broken or broken.

Rosewood is a wood that is harder than ironwood that is steel made by mediocre craftsmen.

Materials and passengers scattered on separate carts fly into the sky.

And crash.

Only then will the Gold Council realize their mistake.

It was a sight of loud water columns rising and a thick river catching those who had fallen.

A large river flowing north from the northern foot of the Namryeong Mountain Range.

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