I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 359



[Episode 359] Whether you sleep or wake up, be careful of the fire. Let’s see the fire that has been extinguished again.

Even the world’s best fire fighters are desperate in the face of forest fires so how can a mere unknown soldier feel?

Jin Sip-ho was completely distraught and ran with the sole intention of running away.

It was then.

Suddenly a cart jumps out from beyond the hill on the right side of the road and flies into the sky.

A sight where time seems to have stopped for a moment!

The cart is floating in the air.

The man wearing the harness stretched out one foot raised his knee with the other foot and stretched both arms back to hold the ox horse’s axle.

It literally flies in the sky with the momentum to run anywhere even back in time.

But everything that falls is in the sky.

thud!! Good!

The cart lands roughly forming a semicircle and the iron-rimmed cart slides violently sparks flying across the road.

In the Western language it was an advanced art called drifting.

A cartwheel sparking and scraping the floor approaches Jang Sip-ho.

It was only then that Jang Sip-ho realized what this strange experience was called where time passes hundreds of times slower as if time has stopped.

Damn this…

Finally bang!

With a shock that seemed to break his lower body Jang Sip-ho was lifted up like a rock that had been kicked.

You will be punished! Heavenly punishment!

Suddenly an image of an old man cursing in the heavy rain came to mind perhaps from the time when he went on his first plunder in the past that I couldn’t remember… Even as Jang Sip-ho went in a low parabola it flew right through the bushes on the left.

Cheong gritted his teeth to control the cart which was being pushed to the side due to inertia.

That time when you step on the road with both feet and slip wondering if you have to use your left arm again gritting your teeth in preparation for the pain!

With the impact hitting the horse’s axle with a thud the driving force clearly weakened so Cheong took the time and succeeded in shifting into a straight gear using the Cheonma Running technique.

Did I hit something?

Cheong who had accumulated one win without even realizing it tilted his head and then thought that it was a bandit called Hoso-in and he could hit a few of them.

“Get out of the way! You’re going out in a rickshaw not a carriage! Ring! Ring! Get out of the way! “If you don’t get out of the way you could fall!”

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Cheong shouted in a loud voice.

Of course it was essentially a beautiful voice that was clear and refreshing so even if you scratched it a little it would only end up with an androgynous voice that would be low for a woman and pretty for a man.

However contrary to the intention of getting out of the way it ended up attracting attention.

Wearing a thick coat he is tall measuring 176 in Qing hometown style and his torso has expanded to the size of his chest giving him the appearance of a legendary barbarian leader.

Of course he will be a bit short for a barbarian who is over six and a half feet tall but his girth is still amazing right?

So it was a strange sight to see a person pulling a cart faster than a soldier with good physical strength but it was also a surprisingly convincing scene considering the size of the person pulling it.

“me too! “Give me a ride too!”

“Help me! me too!” “me too! please!”

Boarding requests are flooding in from all over.

A vein is sprouting on Cheong’s forehead.

Do these people know who the rickshaw puller is?

I wonder if I have to feed him seolleongtang through his nose to make him regret his good luck.

hmm? No.

If you burn a lot of them won’t they be able to escape naturally?

Come to think of it it’s a good secret.

Three squeaks of blue skidded down the road and brought the cart to a halt.

You can stop right away but if you do that the cart might overturn.

Cheong who stopped like that raises his thumb and points behind himself and shouts.

“hey! get on! First six people! What does it mean to like comrades! Since we are comrades in arms we have to live together! Who would even suspect a comrade in arms!”

The last part of the line is very unnatural.

Since it is the part where he explains that he will pretend to be a soldier and get out in order to listen to the freedom and union faction it is bound to be unnatural.

But the soldiers are urgent.

With fire chasing after them who would have the presence of mind to care that their lines were unnatural even after hearing that it was first-come-first-serve?

“I believed it!” “thank you!” “I survived!” “Get out of my way I’m first!”

The soldiers rush straight in.

Two four six. eight. As soon as Cheong confirmed the passengers he immediately kicked the ground.

Due to the unexpected acceleration one fell and rolled on the floor.

This is why you must wear a seat belt.

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The soldiers holding positions on the eastern side of the mountain were able to retreat quickly as soon as the fire rose.

As I run to the east and run away I see soldiers holding long spears looking down from the top of the hill.

The soldiers who ran away were relieved to see this.

“Big deal! “This is a big deal!” “It’s a forest fire!”

“Huh huh huh huh huh.”

As soon as the soldiers who were running for their lives passed the blocking line they suddenly lost their strength and collapsed lying down on the floor causing chaos.

A general wearing a helmet and fluttering red thread shouts solemnly.

“You guys! What kind of obscene behavior is happening at the blocking line! “Why can’t we get over the hill right now?”

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“Yes yep…”

No matter how disorganized the waste is it is not enough to dare to follow the general’s orders.

So with shaky legs I barely manage to get myself up to the top of the hill and as soon as I cross the hill the sight on the other side comes into view.

Naked corpses piled together.

Next to them cheerful-looking soldiers remove the clothes of corpses that have not yet been removed.

“What the heck.”

The soldier lowers his head.

I look down at the tip of the spear that pierced my chest heart and spit out a handful of blood.

My legs which were already shaking from sprinting lost all strength and I collapsed.

“Hey your coat is damaged. Hit me on the head. Get your head off! Are you going to suck the blood?”

“You say this tastes good? But please step back. When you stab the Jurjin barbarians you get the taste of having your muscles prickled. Hehe what can a bastard who receives a bonus be so rich about?”

“These kind of miscellaneous soldiers are like that. Still be careful not to damage your coat. Look at this stain. “Is it okay if I sell the supply coats this winter?”

“Wouldn’t it be better to sell this while wearing supplies?”

The soldier who realized the situation as he heard the sound slowly moving away thought.

‘How can you kill a person like this and then laugh while greedy for wealth? I can’t forgive these bastards who are worse than animals. They will be punished from heaven they will go to hell!’

Then I suddenly think that this is a sound I always hear when raiding villages.

ah. I’m going to hell too. I should have lived a good life.

However regret that has to come before one’s eyes is just regret and is absolutely not reflection.

The general who was looking down from about halfway up the hill sees a very long line of people escaping from a curved road below.

Half of them wear armor over their fur clothes and half of them carry huge steel oars on their backs and half of them carry swords.

These are the warriors of the Northern Army.

Like the elite warriors of the North they gallantly run up the hill and bow to the general while panting.

“insect! “This is Baekjang Samyeonjong of Lake Maengguani!”

“okay. What’s going on? What is the cutoff line?”

“General fire is coming! Wildfire has crossed the southern fire line! Accordingly at my discretion everyone withdrew!”

“Mengguani ho? Surely the Changyang Lake must have taken your west?”

“We withdrew immediately upon seeing Hwagwang and along the way we joined the warriors on the operation. That’s it!”

“Hmm. Well done for now. “Help with the rear work and wait for orders.”

“insect!”

The general’s expression hardened.

As the fire slowly spread the men in charge of the Maengguani Lake were the warriors in charge of the right-hand side of the waist of the southern blocking line.

It also meant that the fate of all the warriors on the left was unknown.

The bigger problem is that the forest fire is coming here.

Fires spread faster toward highlands than lowlands.

Rather than moving south to the south of the Namryeong Mountains we head west with the wind and isn’t this the highlands to the west?

The general hurriedly rushes out of his seat.

“Sir the fire has crossed the fire prevention line. “It would have passed the southern waist now.”

“what? How was the fire line dug so the fire spread? Heh he seems like an incompetent guy. so? what?”

“We must withdraw.”

“hmm. Withdraw. withdrawal. withdrawal…”

The Gyedu man frowned.

Then suddenly a mean laugh spreads.

“okay. I will give General Lee a great opportunity. This is an opportunity to carry out the glorious mission ordered by the Emperor himself. Guard the current blockade with a white tiger and if any traitors escape kill them and withdraw. Or you can observe and report that the entire blocked area is in a non-viable state.”

This means staying in place until the fire spreads right in front of you and killing those who run away.

However if a fire is right in front of you escaping from it is a long way off.

So the order was to protect the blocking line and die.

But there is no right of veto.

Since he said that the emperor himself ordered it if he refuses he will immediately become a traitor.

“…All right.”

“okay. do me a favor Perhaps if I excel in the military this time I may be promoted to a great general. “A nice statue could be erected.”

The adjutant who heard the story became angry.

“Aren’t you just saying we should all die? “How dare these bastards those bastards dressed in silk idiots who have never once thrown a stone at a barbarian?”

“Do we all have to die? A living life must be lived. “Recruit 300000 volunteers from Daesun Lake.”

“Would you like to have 300000 left? “If it were the general’s order I would literally jump into the fire but no it’s a real fire.”

“Thirty. Give priority to those without a wife or children. Wet the clothes completely with water send Cheolno and Woldo to Cheolsu’s side and arm them as lightly as possible. As of this time the blocking line is drawn up the hill. “The moment the fire is observed to be within 100 pieces everyone will withdraw.”

“insect!”

So it was a time when the Northern Army was busy preparing for withdrawal and raising barriers to the top of the hill.

Suddenly across the curved road at the bottom of the hill a huge rickshaw suddenly appears a rickshaw?

The general rubbed his eyes.

However if you look again there is a giant man pulling a rickshaw carrying a lot of soldiers on a cart that looks like a rickshaw and climbing the hill furiously.

“What is that?”

He has a reputation that makes him look like a portmanteau.

Were there any warriors who were not part of the Northern Army? No why did such a business mix waste with waste and send it inside?

After that not all waste products are incompetent.

If you are looked down upon by your superiors you are waste.

Even a good soldier who pulls a cart pulled by animals with his own body to save his comrades(?) can easily end up as waste.

Just like you are now.

“No what is that…”

“Hey is that the power of people?”

Even as they are busy preparing for withdrawal the northern troops turn around one by one to see the amazing sight.

“That is a hero whom it would be a shame to kill. “Isn’t this just the kind of bravery that suits my military?”

“What should I do?”

“Is there a flag? Listen and let it pass. “He is too valuable a talent to be dealt with in a place like this.”

Even while climbing a steep hill the speed of the rickshaw does not decrease.

Even in the midst of chaos due to preparations for withdrawal the adjutant personally holds a flag and prepares to greet the warrior.

Cheong breathed breath breath breath breath breath breath breath desperately trying to catch his breath as he ran.

Running with all your might while dragging a cart carrying eight people even if it is over ten miles long is a little out of breath even if you are a super super super super super super super super super super super super super cool.

Every time I take a breath I scream from my side to the quintet.

But it’s worth holding on to.

Instead of being able to endure it at some point the pain starts to feel like it’s being pricked and pricked. What should I say about this feeling as if I’m forcibly pulling off a soft scab? A strange feeling.

However flowing sweat is not welcome.

The skin under the thick clothing is filled with moisture the underwear is already damp and the sweat that has built up is even more unpleasant because it has been a long time.

My heart is already pounding and my breath is getting thicker but when I try to inflate my lungs my side gives me a warning by nudging me and saying ‘You’re our patient don’t forget it.’ I’m sweating and wet and I can’t even see the front because it’s so blurry.

It’s literally one hundred times more frustrating!

Meanwhile if someone is blocking the road the heat will naturally spread.

“Get out of the way! If you don’t get out of the way I’ll hit you!”

“Stop for a moment!”

While navigating the mountain path that is more than 10 miles from Cheongdo I learned several tips.

Cheong slightly kicks the ground and grabs the horse shaft to lift himself up.

But the wheels keep rolling and the cart moves forward.

However the back of the cart was lowered and the front was lifted up using the principle of a lever so Cheong who was hanging straight on the axle of the cow horse with both arms as if they were parallel bars put his feet together and walked forward.

So Cheong’s feet hit the chest of the guy blocking the path!!