I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 358



[Episode 358] Whether you sleep or wake up, be careful of the fire. Let’s see the fire that has been extinguished again.

A few months ago an order came down to recruit useless skilled soldiers from each military unit.

The commanders thought it was right and gathered up their subordinates and sent them away.

You may be wondering what a useless skilled soldier is.

However the monthly salaries of soldiers also rise slightly.

Although it is a small monthly salary it goes up slightly every year.

The question is whether the monthly salary increase is worth it.

Surprisingly the time when soldiers are most loyal and obedient is when they are first-year recruits.

As his hair gets thicker even when I ask him to do work he makes excuses to get out of it and when he could get out of it alone he tries all sorts of tricks to get the entire group of ten I lead out of it.

Accumulating years of experience does not make you a skilled soldier like the ‘real army’ of the North so they are just trash who laugh at knowing commands and pass it on as a trick even though keeping them around will only result in losses.

So among the Cheonhoso fishermen these wastes are removed through secret deals.

They are killing each other’s waste.

Even if a soldier dies during an operation consolation money can be included in the ledger.

Since this is a consolation payment that is not delivered to the bereaved family waste disposal is even economical.

I wonder if the superiors don’t know about this situation.

It was an operation to assassinate the pro-king.

If you succeed you will be silenced; if you fail you will be executed.

So he is a painter.

Since they are going to kill them anyway it is not a waste to burn them.

It’s convenient because you don’t have to bother executing them one by one.

However not all of the country’s armies were like this.

There is a real army outside the fire zone.

Northern Army!

Strong soldiers trained in real battles who fought barbarians day after day in the north.

They are given proper martial arts skills receive ample bonuses receive enormous supplies and receive significant additional points for their children’s success making them extremely loyal.

They are one of the few soldiers in the central plains that can be said to be elite.

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These soldiers are precious from the very beginning.

So behind the bare land where trees and fallen leaves have been removed and the ground plowed to prevent the fire in the firebreak zone from spreading. A real army that should not be on fire is ambushed.

There is no need to use chemical engineering.

Search and destroy operation?

What kind of search and extermination are they doing with the waste that they are trying to avoid hide and pass by because they can’t find even the slightest hint of military discipline?

Since it will be blown right through this is no different from letting the enemy go.

However they are valuable assets (this is important) of the country that may have consequences if they are lost as there are not enough numbers to deploy the Northern Army.

But how convenient it is to light it on fire.

If it burns to death along with the waste that’s fine too.

Even if it survives if you light it on three sides it will pop out on one side anyway so elite soldiers who are properly encamped can kill it.

Therefore the soldiers within the fire line who loiter around and search the mountain imitating patrolling play a role similar to a kind of beacon or signal.

What if blood clots occur inside?

Whether it was joining a guard who had missed it for any reason or an injured old man fighting to the death it means that the prey has a fighting force.

Then no matter what the firebreak work is you just have to start the fire.

Even if the fire spreads anyway what’s the big deal if a little lowly thing burns to death?

The man wearing the gyedu helmet laughed.

“Start the fireworks. “It’s a westerly wind now right?”

“The geomancer said that the north wind or southeast wind could blow.”

When the westerly wind blows the days become warmer.

When the temperature rises like that one of two things happens.

There are times when cold winds blow south from the North Sea or in rare cases hotter winds blow north from the South Sea.

The Gyedu man burst out laughing.

“It’s a southeast wind. Wow. “I heard that the geomancer’s last name is Zhuge?”

It was an outright laugh.

In fact the weather forecast in the primitive and ancient barbarian central plains is simply a collection of statistics accumulated through experience so the accuracy rate is not very high.

(It is the same in Qing’s hometown but the data is vast in many aspects and the calculations are excellent.)

“If you give me four or three more days-”

Gye-du cuts off the military general’s earnest plea.

“Do it now.”

“However if the fire spreads the people will suffer great damage. We protect the emperor’s people-”

“this guy!”

The leader of the Puk Gye-du man hits the general on the head.

In a powerful blow the helmet flies into the sky and the general stumbles barely able to regain his balance.

“Ha you stupid bastard. You are the emperor’s army and you do not protect the emperor’s people but only the imperial family the most precious family in the world. Hey Ja-seong. you.”

“Yes Captain.”

“There’s a traitor over there right now. So what should the military do?”

“…must be killed.”

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“joy. I was expecting him to be such a soft-hearted military leader but it turns out he won’t be able to become a great person. “Is it because you come from a humble background?”

The general gritted his teeth.

Saying that you will not be able to become a big person was a declaration that your promotion ends here.

“Go and burn it. Thank goodness the traitor wasn’t hiding in the city. “Because there was no need to burn down the city.”

“I will follow your orders.”

—-

Cheong who was lying down and listening suddenly saw a red light flickering at the edge of the sky.

Cheong was embarrassed.

what? Dawn? Did I doze off?

But why does dawn rise in the west?

Does the sun really rise in the west?

Is it because we live in the ancient primitive and uncivilized central plains that sometimes there is an event that catches me and causes the sun to rise in the west?

When talking about wind the west wind refers to the wind blowing from the west not the wind flowing towards the west.

So if you are using a fire in the winter when the westerly wind blows you naturally light the fire in the west first.

There is a saying Hwagwangchungcheon.

The phrase “light piercing the sky” refers to a large fire or similar force.

Cheung frowned trying to focus wondering what on earth this meant and perhaps this was the aurora he had only heard about?

And then not long after that.

ah. It’s on fire. forest fires.

hmm? It worked out well didn’t it?

If you hide in a cave or something or dig deep into the ground and hide.

The idea was that he was from the Qing Dynasty.

In Qing’s hometown people do not live near mountains and forests so they do not know how terrible a disaster forest fires are.

When a person is caught in a forest fire their lungs are damaged by the hot air.

This hot air is more than twice as hot as boiling oil so if you take a single breath your airways and lungs will be cooked in an instant.

Meanwhile the speed at which it spreads varies depending on the wind but can be the same as the speed of a running horse or more than twice as fast in strong winds.

The people of Central Plains recognize the horror of these forest fires and call them fires which are the work of the devil.

If you hide in a cave you will be found not as a piece of greens but as whole steamed greens and even if it is a deep cave there is not enough air to breathe so you will drown outside the water.

Even if you dig the ground and hide you will only end up with a Peking duck instead of a Peking duck.

“Kite green onion? “It looks like there’s a forest fire right now.”

“What!? We must run away immediately! “You must wake up!”

When the lotus turned white it shook Wangya violently and woke her up.

Just by looking at him violently shaking the royal body of his beloved king you could see how urgent he was and how embarrassed he was.

“Kite green onion? “You don’t have to be in such a hurry-”

“What are you talking about! “Isn’t there a flood of fire coming from every fire?”

“Still far away-”

“You poor bitch! Fire comes faster than a steed’s trot! It’s coming in an instant! “Hey get on the cart right now!”

It was a small cart brought by the Qing Dynasty while robbing a temporary military camp.

Because of its side it cannot carry people.

The moment the person carrying him shrinks his legs in surprise Cheong will not be able to overcome the pain and will roll on the floor.

If you roll over while running at speed the person carrying you will be at least lightly injured or seriously injured.

If you hold it forward your hands will be tied and if you hold it on your shoulders you won’t be able to do any vigorous movements.

Because it will be a unique type of iron mountain that destroys the internal organs of the person wearing it over their shoulders.

Not even one but two pieces of luggage.

If Cheong was fine he would have been able to break through with one wrapped in swaddles on the back and the other in the front.

Then I saw a cart.

It was a small cart about the same size pulled by people collecting waste paper in Qing’s hometown.

Cheong looked at it and said that I could load the luggage over there and then I could pull it.

“Don’t be in a hurry and tie it well because it might bounce off. “I have the freedom to humble myself as much as possible.”

“How can you be so carefree!”

“Wouldn’t something be done in a hurry?”

Cheong said picking up the harness and fastening it under his armpits above his chest.

Well there are a lot of obstacles along the way so you won’t have to go down and tighten your sides.

But it’s a bit like that.

Do human words make sense to me? Leave nice words. I hope Wanggungdung is doing well. I want to eat horse meat and horse meat sashimi….

“Come on let’s go! “Hurry up!”

“Hold on tight! “The ox carriage at the top will shake a lot.”

So Cheong ran away.

Speaking of a woman pulling a cart with two people on board it is an event that even the author and the medicine seller cannot take their eyes off of.

It is also like climbing a mountain like rushing up a rugged mountain slope.

If the world had seen it they would have been willing to buy it without hesitation saying it was a drug that would make a real anti-fighter.

Shut up and take my money! do.

—-

The weather forecast in Jungwon is poor.

It may rain or it may not.

Exact odds? Since it hasn’t rained much lately it’s probably pretty high right?

Or not. How can humans understand the will of heaven?

Therefore feng shui practitioners make predictions in the widest possible range.

It’s a westerly wind right now but it could be a northerly wind or a southeasterly wind and then it could rain. It’s not cold but there’s a chance it could snow.

If you do this no matter what you do you will get one correct answer.

It was a way for feng shui masters to avoid responsibility.

Of course because such shallow tricks do not work when damage occurs due to a drought or a major typhoon feng shui masters are the first to resort to it.

However the feng shui master should have used more imagination.

Because I didn’t say that the westerly winds could get stronger.

As the night deepens the westerly wind suddenly emits a harsh whooshing sound which develops into a violent wind that shakes the forest.

If the wind is strong the embers spread faster and farther.

Thus the fallen leaves filled with sparks and fire were swirling wildly and they very easily jumped over the 10-foot-wide wasteland that the person had turned over with his meager strength.

This was the exact spot where the feng shui master claimed that it was vulnerable and that it had to be dug up.

Still he was a feng shui master with a reputation for being quite brave.

The fire rises.

A huge fire horse rushes greedily.

—-

Tong tung! bang!

A cart pulled by human power climbs the mountain at incredible speed.

It was more appropriate to say that the cart was flying rather than rolling.

Because the wheels spent much more time floating in the air than when they were on the ground.

The ratio was approximately one to nine so it wouldn’t be wrong to say that the cart was just flying.

The young and old who rode the first flying cart in the Central Plains were very tired of the rough ride.

Freedom is fine but he doesn’t know martial arts and is a kite expert but his body has multiple holes and torn and stitched wounds all over his body.

So I had no choice but to hold on to the safety ropes attached to the cart and bounce around while trying to avoid being thrown off.

Still I wear three layers of coats and three hats so I can withstand being bumped and bumped.

Inside the Cheongdo cart I feel the movement of the luggage being thrown this way and that way.

“Hold on a little! “Just up to the road above!”

Then the left wheel steps on a large stone and floats upward causing the cart to jump to the side.

Cheong gritted his teeth raised his left hand held on to the horse support and pushed down! My ribs are sore! The three sisters with the muscles on their sides groaned! The base of the pelvis below is in the mountains! Better kill me! Argh!

In an instant my left leg loses all its strength.

An inevitable physiological reaction.

Cheong gritted his teeth and stomped on his right foot. One two three four five.

“Off…”

The blurry vision is not due to vision.

My vision is blurred due to the tears welling up without my knowledge due to the intense pain.

However it is not a big problem because it is equally difficult to see whether it is cloudy or not.

So if you cross just one small ridge there is at least a road where the cart does not shake –

“Run away!”

“The fire is spreading! “Run away quickly!”

As soon as you cross the ridge a horde of bandits running down the road and bandits dressed in suspiciously luxurious fur clothes appear.