I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 349



[Episode 349] To Namnyeong

Crawling on the ground concentrating on the sound of Cheong-

“Ouch…!”

As Cheong stretched out his arms to crawl he stood tall like a sculpture in a stationary position trembling to be precise.

What what what is my body like now?

-Wow! Hey did you just hear that? Did you hear?

-what? Why are you being so crazy all of a sudden?

-Didn’t you hear something like a moan? Fuck.

-moaning? Wasn’t it from a dying guy? There was a guy just now so I finished him off.

-It was a woman’s voice. Aren’t ghosts ghosts?

-You idiot. Why is there a female ghost here? If so I can.

-How is it possible you crazy person?

The voices are bickering and moving away to the other side.

Okay let’s get out of here for now.

Cheong gritted his teeth and crawled on the ground again.

I foolishly laid down on my injured side and stretched out my arms so it was inevitable that my weight would shift and it would hurt.

I lied down on the other side and crawled with one arm. He said that the evil great hwandan was the best elixir and an extra life. Is that true? Why am I still sick?

That’s because Daehwandan specializes in internal injuries and rejuvenation and time is the original treatment for trauma.

Although something like Geumchang medicine can shorten the time taking some elixir does not mean that new skin will grow naturally.

I need to take a look at the wound first.

I have to get out of here no matter what I look at or not.

And as Cheong crawled away for about half a page again a thought occurred to him: Why am I crawling?

You can just tear it up and go.

After setting up the long moonlight sword like a pillar he created a skylight with the celadon sword.

Because checking the affected area is a priority rather than going out.

In this way the skin inside the five-layered clothes is revealed only when the clothes are gently unfastened the clothes are unfastened and the clothes are unfastened and the clothes inside are loosened again and again.

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After the gloomy light came in through the torn tent the colors of the whole world spread and intertwined as if looking through an out-of-focus camera.

hmm. Your eyes are still sick.

I think this will get better in a few days.

Let’s see.

The red thing is my breast cover.

The white thing is my flesh.

And the black lump on the side.

“and. seed.”

I just saw it for no reason.

Humans have an interesting habit of determining the level of pain based on their own observation that the wound is less painful before directly checking the wound.

It felt like it was stinging so I looked into it and found that it was torn and blood was flowing and after that I was in excruciating pain.

In other words it only really starts to hurt once you see it with your own eyes and realize how serious it is.

I can’t see it clearly because my vision is up but I can see that its side is dead and black and swollen like a mountain.

Cheong is a one-person medical woman recognized by Langjung University.

The self-harming diagnosis continued as I pressed my wounds rubbed them gently and cried because I was in pain because I was touching them.

Fortunately my pelvis was fine but it was only cracked.

There is also a crack at the very bottom of the ribs.

All my muscles were torn. My abdominal muscles are confirmed to be uneven so once they heal I will have to exercise only on the left side to achieve balance.

The spleen was swollen with pus.

It seems like there is a wall in the tent and the water is full.

What if the bone cracks? It sticks over time.

Painful muscles need to be treated with medicine.

The spleen recovers over time.

The cold water in the final curtain gradually drains over time.

Fortunately there was no need for any treatment so the conclusion is that time heals everything.

Well it was hit by that huge hammer.

This is enough to praise him for making a good save.

You held up well my body. After all it’s like my body.

This is why it can be said to be the body of Chojeolcheong.

And so the final diagnosis.

Are you dying? It’s okay I won’t die.

Can I move? It happens.

Can I just move? If you can.

Although it will be incredibly painful.

Still after looking at the affected area I realized that even though the pain increased it was bearable because I wasn’t going to die.

I’m a little concerned that the internal organs are spoiled but since I ate Daehwandan it’ll be okay.

Thus Seomuncheong was revived.

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The unnaturally raised tent splits vertically without a sound and Cheong crawls out on all fours and steps on the ground with both feet.

I thought they were looking for something earlier.

That shouldn’t be possible.

Isn’t it the winner’s right to obtain loot?

Therefore the belongings of the wicked person killed by the Qing belong to the Qing. The Qing can do whatever it wants.

These bastards were afraid that they might be bandits so they couldn’t give up their professionalism and sneaked in to steal other people’s things.

Cheong’s eyes became critical.

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Bae Jong-gu is Nokrim Jeil Chae 95th in unofficial rank official rank is other than rank.

Greenlim is unofficial because it does not consider ranks below 50.

Tae-yoon who was 117th in ranking and whom he was very close to informally could be called friends.

The reason they are friends even though there is an unofficial difference in rank is because when people outside their rank are caught acting like older brother and younger brother they are punished for being imitative.

If you’re unlucky enough to be in a really bad mood you could be beaten to death until you’re really upset.

When I thought about it again it was a shitty workplace.

I should have quit it a long time ago but I couldn’t because there was no way to make a living if I quit anyway.

However Green Forest is now closed for business.

If you go to another mountain village with third-rate skills you’ll end up doing odd jobs and you don’t really have the skills to make a living.

A memory flashes through my head at that time.

‘Isn’t this a grocery store?’

‘Are you asking because you don’t know who the grocery store is? So where is this?’

‘Are there just one or two villages like this in Jungwon? If I had a proper map I would be able to figure it out right away. Would you like to get one?’

‘oh. You can tell right? So where can I get a proper map?’

‘The provincial commander’s military staff office.’

‘Hey you crazy bastard do you want to be chased by 30000 soldiers for stealing a map? ‘This bastard is saying bullshit because he hasn’t been beaten lately.’

‘Although the accuracy is a bit low the small strategy map in the military staff office of the Commander-in-Chief is also good. However you have to do it by region. I was hit to the bone. That’s how difficult it is to pinpoint a location with just a piece of a map. That’s not really what it sounds like. Argh!

Bae Jong-gu and Tae-yoon who were twisting wires on a seat behind the building of the Sanbra Strategy Department overheard a high-level conversation between the first and second (or third) ranks in the Nokrim hierarchy.

Of course the owner of the house at the time knew that there were two guys outside twisting wires for a long time but since servants were something that existed everywhere he didn’t pay much attention to them.

It can also be said to be the same principle as there is no customer who doesn’t make a fuss because the clerk is worried.

However store clerks are also people.

We have ears to hear we have eyes to see and we have brains to think.

When things turn out like this I wonder if there’s even that grocery store left somewhere.

Isn’t it really Jangbodo?

If you just save it your life will turn around.

Let’s make a lot of money and live happily in the city.

In that way I returned to this ominous corpse field.

But there were corpses corpses corpses everywhere.

Even so bodies with intact bodies are rare so it’s difficult to stop the screams that come out every time you see a limb.

It’s as if he even heard the woman’s wailing.

If it weren’t for Taeyun’s cajoling I wouldn’t have entered such an ominous place.

But what if it already came in?

I prayed for Jang Bo-do and I kept asking for mercy from all the spiritual people I knew including Confucius Buddha the Three Emperors and Five Emperors Guan Yu and others so that evil spirits would not harm me.

Bae Jong-gu’s hand which was searching through the house owner’s living room stopped for a moment and found an unnatural figure tied to the bed frame under a very luxurious bed.

Bae Jong-gu looks around.

Taeyun split up to find something that could make money in another theater.

So if you find the grocery store and hide it you can eat it all by yourself.

But soon we ran into a problem.

Crawling down is narrow.

I think you have to break the bed or turn it over to check the contents of the bag.

Taeyun may come to the sound of breaking.

It’s too much strength to turn it over alone.

So what should I do?

Only then did Bae Jong-gu call his friend.

“Hey Taeyun! Taeyun! here! “Come quickly!”

Bae Jong-gu made a fuss.

But why is there no answer?

My son-in-law is quiet so there’s no way he can’t hear me shouting.

Because of Taeyun’s personality when he heard my voice he said “Did you find it?” Did you find it? It would be normal if I ran with arrogance and trembled saying

“Taeyun!? Are you there?”

However there is only silence in the abandoned camp which is filled with corpses.

“Taeyun? Don’t play around? “Are you there?”

It was then.

His arms are stretched out at the entrance to the barracks waving up and down as if he is okay.

Bae Jong-gu who was very scared starts to feel embarrassed.

“Ahh! Who the fuck who are you!”

Then like an observant child a head popped its head into the front curtain.

Bae Jong-gu was relieved when he saw his friend’s unique grinning expression.

“You bastard is it time to play around? “Come here and turn this over with me.”

Then Taeyun shakes his head.

“what? why?”

Doridori again.

“What is this you bastard? speak up “Say.”

Then Taeyun tilts his head as if he doesn’t know what I’m talking about.

At that moment goosebumps run through Bae Jong-gu’s entire body.

What kind of posture do you have to take to be able to look closely at a person’s head from shoulder height to the side?

No matter how much you bend down is it possible for a person’s head to lie completely sideways and look at them?

“You you! what! How could you…!”

At that Taeyun’s head fell down and then rose up and his exposed face went up and down.

“Aaaah!!!”

Bae Jong-gu falls down in shock and crawls backwards.

He crashes into the bed pushes it away with his back and falls on the ground struggling.

Then suddenly.

Taeyun’s head falls between the crotch and touches the precious part and Bae Jong-gu makes eye contact with his face…

“Aaaah!!!”

Bae Jong-gu screams at the top of his lungs.

Cheong laughed twice at that then frowned and spread his moonlight sword.

This was because when the head was stuck it was covered in blood and oil.

It was Cheong who frowned again at the rather violent movements.

“Hey if you try to take other people’s things without permission you idiot. “It’s not even a dog.”

Bae Jong-gu’s pants dance suddenly turns a dark color and not only that but also the sound of a rippling stream.

Taeyun’s head which is getting wet as it clings to the water source has the same grinning expression it had when cutting it off but he is probably shedding bloody tears in the afterlife.

And after that it was the same as always.

Baby give me everything you have.

I’ll give it to you.

Learn everything you know.

I’ll blow it.

(Roughly what Jangbodo is talking about)

And then you dare try to steal my things I can’t forgive you!

Please save me!

I hate it! You didn’t say you’d save my life!

Still please save me!

Then why don’t you crawl under the bed for me and take out a travel bag? Because I’m a little uncomfortable.

(Roughly done by Bae Jong-gu)

Then just like always.

Good job! Die!

They said they would save me!

You were fooled again! I didn’t say I would save your life!

“These are the naughty hands that stole!”

The sword light flashed and Bae Jong-gu’s arm snapped.

“This is Taeyun’s share that you defiled!”

Tap the other arm too.

“This is the resentment of the earth you polluted!”

And my throat hurts.

“Oh I forgot to take my share.”

Only then does Cheong’s expression become distorted.

“Ahhh… write it.”

It was bearable when he was playing pranks and cutting down evildoers.

But after I finished I asked why on the side. Why did you do that? Why did you do this to me? Don’t you want to get better? How can I keep doing this? Will it turn into a rotten wound? A fierce protest is pouring in.

So what?

Be quiet! And you can’t hit the side.

Even though it’s dirty and sad Cheong who wants to get better has no choice but to endure it.

Cheong opened the pouch and poured it out on the bed.

First of all one unpaid book.

There’s something written in the title but I can’t read it because it’s so blurry.

However Cheong’s method is not with the eyes but with the hands.

When I looked at it the blank window was shining brightly. The red border-like text that was temporarily registered was smaller so the black text was the blue text and the blue text was the status window.

One wooden box.

I’m not sure because it’s weak but when I touch it with my hand I can tell it’s weak.

When I opened it and smelled it it did smell good.

It’s a little bit of a baby to eat.

hmm. I’ll ask later if there’s anyone who might know.

Also there’s something pink and fluttering that looks or feels like a handkerchief.

Cheong remembered the image of the head lender.

A pink handkerchief that doesn’t match the excessively thick hair on the top and bottom of the head?

Now that I think about it I think having thick hair is genetic.

The daughter was also really amazing. It was like a tropical rainforest or a coral reef.

ah? Did you plan on giving me your daughter?

It was then.

The mission window glows brightly.

At some point even if the mission window was notified of new news Cheong would just turn it on and put it away.

Anyway even if it’s not a mission Cheong just does what Cheong does.

Cut down the bad guys and help out the good guys.

But this time Cheong turns on the mission window and looks straight ahead.

[Foreshadowing (Unknown) Second Crisis]

[You have obtained the shopping report of Shinga Bogo.]

Actions to carry out the mission (unknown)

[This choice can affect the world.]

But isn’t it a bit short? Is the content poor?

Cheong pretended to look at the status window.

Even if you look at it you can’t read it.

Are you getting sick? I can’t see it anyway.