I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 347



EP.347 Confrontation between humans and Seomuncheong

First let’s take a look at the situation.

Cheong digs his fingers into the riverbed and goes deeper.

After reaching roughly the middle of the river I felt as if my bronchi were twisted and twisted due to the loss of breath.

A blue head rises above the pitch-black river water.

After huffing and puffing my brain strained from lack of oxygen desperately needs to breathe.

“Find it! Find it! Bring him back alive!”

On the other side of the river is Wangcheolgun where Gilgil runs rampant.

Cheong waves his arms and turns his body.

And in the green forest riverside Jinchae-

“Find Seomuncheong! He must have been seriously injured and drifting towards death! As long as you rescue it you will receive all the rewards you desire!”

The guy with the goatee is shouting at the top of his lungs.

Cheong is puzzled.

How on earth can a guy who can’t even put his voice into words give orders?

But the funny thing is the Green Forest bandits suddenly looked like elite warriors with 100 times courage per day wow!!! The son-in-law jumps in with a shout that makes even the river vibrate and splashes making the sound of the son-in-law splashing across the water at night.

What kind of public swimming pool is this?

The river will overflow with half people and half water.

Cheong takes a deep breath.

My lungs swell and pain rushes through my side where the hammerhead hit me.

I don’t know what your wounds are like now.

Cheong’s head sinks.

I dug my fingers into the bottom of the river and pushed my body with all my might pushing forward one step at a time.

Okay!!

Cheong hits the top of his head against something.

A little foam leaks from Cheong’s nose.

As I was diving with my head down to look at the river bottom I hit a rock with the top of my head and ended up eating a lot of chestnuts myself.

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Not only my breath but also my tears are leaking.

It was a dark night and there was nothing to see under the black water not even the muddy water unique to the Jungwon River.

If I had looked straight ahead my beautiful clear nose would have been broken and bent so it would be better to just put a lump on the top of my head.

Lady it hurts so bad.

Cheong frowns and wades through the riverbed.

Then suddenly something caught on both shoulders and something fell into the water and gently pressed down on Cheong’s back.

Ah!

The pressure is on the back but the side of the body caught between something and the riverbed is pressed and the dizzying pain that instantly turns your head white causes the air to leak out of your lungs.

Cheong reflexively got up and almost reached the river so his waist hurt! It was an escape to the surface.

At that time the sound of Cheongbeom struggling changed to the sound of water falling and an angry voice burst from behind Cheong.

“Hey no matter how urgent it is if I knock someone over will it be used?”

Now I see that what was hanging on both shoulders were human feet.

It was shooting out of the water like an arrow and caught on both of Cheong’s shoulders so it fell through and pressed down on Cheong’s back plate.

A fire bloomed in Cheong’s eyes.

“It was you! “The enemy on my side!”

Cheong’s pale hand immediately burrows into the side of the bandit grasps the contents tightly and pulls out a long long object.

“Ahh!”

The intestines float on water.

Cheong learned new knowledge.

“here! Seomuncheong-”

The guy next to him shouts and the moonlight sword he pulls out goes into his throat and comes out the other way and a fountain of blood gushes out.

“okay! “It’s the resurrection of Seomuncheong you bastard!”

Cheong screams excitedly and ends with a scream.

As I lifted my left foot out of the water and tried to jump up a spark suddenly flew in my head.

Oh this isn’t a side problem.

The pain felt like a hot iron skewer as if the pelvis below had been shattered.

Cheong stumbles struggles and stands up again gritting his teeth.

And then limping towards the river.

“It’s Seomuncheong! Grab it!”

“I’m limping! You’re hurt! “You’re hurt!”

If you catch the injured Seo Mun-cheong your life will turn around!

Red-eyed bandits approach splashing through the water.

But how fast can you be in the water?

A sword light flashes and corpses with their upper bodies including their necks or from the top of their heads to the solar plexus split open on both sides are floating in the river.

“shit! “You’re fine!”

It was then.

“Seo-mun-cheong-!!”

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With a shout that seems to shake the heavens and earth the sickening gaze from the other side approaches again.

Lady that bastard treads water and jumps.

A shooting star falls high in the sky again!

Cheong quickly dived and stuck to the bottom.

Although it is a waterway that is no more than waist-deep it blooms all the way to the dirt floor in the middle of the night hiding the appearance of the blue.

And Wang Cheol-gun’s martial arts pouring down on top of him.

Gyeongcheon Daeseongmagon former herbivorous earth ruin

The hammerhead of Nangabong which fell as a result of a single piece of destruction broke through the water and reached the bottom with a bang! Causes a huge explosion.

Wow! The water gushes out in the shape of a huge crown accompanied by an indescribable sound.

If a wise person like Zhuge Yi-hyeon or Sima Chun-feng saw this phenomenon he would immediately say “Gyeongcheondaeseongmagon!” Shout out! It’s Mine! They would have found out the identity of the general patrol.

However rather than being able to see it Cheong felt the impact in the water.

For a moment the pressure that tightened his entire body subsided and red blood spread around Cheong’s mouth for a moment.

Cheong suddenly loses his buoyancy and is thrown to the floor.

what? why?

Cheong turns over and jumps up and with bewildered eyes he sees Wang Cheol-gun in a cool pose with his hammer head stuck in the mud at a level where it cannot be seen.

What is it? Where did my water go?

However he too is pushed back into the river bed where the flowing river water is cruelly exposed.

Let’s not miss this opportunity! Let’s kick the ground! Fuck! Cheong who inadvertently landed on his left foot made an awkward crash landing and rolled on the floor in excruciating pain.

But there is no time to be sick.

Cheong jumps up and chases Wang Cheol-gun.

Then I looked at the riverside and saw dozens of bandits floating in the current.

To put it in Qing’s hometown style it was an underwater explosion caused by a mine exploding underwater.

Rather it is an attack more dangerous than an explosion in the atmosphere and the pressure that surges throughout the body causes all blood vessels and internal organs to explode at once suffocating the body.

However once such a massive squeeze becomes bearable as is usually the case the damage decreases exponentially.

Cheong’s body is the best in the world in terms of strength.

So organ rupture was prevented.

However dozens of bandits who participated in the ‘If you find the floating blue boat you will change your life’ event were massacred.

Cheong’s head lit up at that sight.

I’m not sure because my vision is so blurry but the black thing is water and the white floating things are mountains.

I understand that bandits were massacred.

Yes if you are afraid of a concerted attack let’s make it impossible to do it at all.

“and! Subdue bandits! Suddenly good deeds! no! “I have to go to hell and reunite with my children!”

“Seo-mun-cheong-!”

“yes! dad!”

Wang Cheol-gun’s appearance suddenly enlarges.

Not by expanding but by pushing it in front of your nose.

Cheong’s new form splits into eight and then oops! Translucent blue twisted in intense pain gushes out from the outside of the two sheets and violently collides with the bandit in front of it sending it crashing down.

“I’m dead!”

“Wow! Wow! Wow!”

He screams loudly and rolls on the ground for Cheong to hear.

Wang Cheol-gun’s Nanga-bong stabs the waist of a bandit who has not yet come to his senses at the spot where Cheong was.

Now that the hammerhead has hit the ground there is no need to explain the bandit’s fate.

“Dad is crazy! Kill them all! dad! dad!”

Even while Cheong is limping he runs away at breakneck speed.

There is no specific destination.

Because my eyes are dim and I can barely see.

My ears are deaf it feels like I’m still underwater.

This is because their delicate eyes and ears were damaged because they received the impact of turning the ground upside down through water.

However since my eyesight and hearing are dark my sense of touch comes to life.

The awakening magic’s spatial grasp which was at most a two-character distance increases the range of the evil.

So Cheong runs.

The thing that is dark is the night the ground under your feet the thing that spreads yellow is the torch the torch is lit by people.

And so to the bandits.

If possible go to a place where bandits are concentrated.

With all the noise I can’t even hear the scream of the air cracking.

However the intense flow of air reads the trajectory of the hammerhead approaching from behind.

Cheong throws his body as if jumping into water.

The head of a hammer passes by as he rolls his body around like a seven-year-old child.

Cheong rolls three times jumps up like a dancer and catches the whitish thing in front of his eyes.

“—!!”

What do you think they are saying? I don’t know.

Cheong pushes back the bandit he caught.

Wang Cheol-gun who is pushing in like a wild boar only has murderous intent left.

A state in which one has completely lost one’s rationality a side effect unique to the mouth.

Because it’s just a human hammer that crushes everything in front of it.

Through the blue’s blurred vision it seems as if the human form is being cut into pieces.

The sight of a god splitting a person’s waist with a blunt hammer head makes me feel sad but I try to laugh and raise my fighting spirit.

If you’re going to do that why use a sword? Why use a hammer?

dad! dad! Only your own voice rings out clearly in your dull hearing as if submerged in water.

Since there is no room for hearing the only sound that comes out when I open my mouth is Dad.

However it seems to be working well because every time a bright red smear occurs.

Cheong runs away and Wang Cheol-gun chases after him.

And the bandits run away together.

“Chaeju! Come to your senses-”

A member of the Yangsan Bakdae who was desperately looking for Chaeju falls to the floor with only his head left below his chin.

It was a night chase.

The tagger is Wang Cheol-gun and the runaways are everyone else.

The bandits also realized that the lender had now completely turned around.

So when Cheong runs towards you you are busy running away.

However despite limping Cheong is fast.

Before you know it the distance has narrowed and they grab you by the sleeves collars or even the bottom of your pants and push you away or push you out. Occasionally when a skinny and light guy comes out you pick him up and throw him away.

Then Wang Cheolgun swings the Nangabong.

Some get chopped into pieces and some lose their heads. Only the luckiest of dogs fall to the floor screaming when their shoulders or legs are crushed.

And in the direction Cheong is heading –

“Don’t come! “Don’t come!”

Ajandeok shouted when he saw Cheong heading towards me.

Although he is said to be a mountain brain he is not even capable of self-defense using martial arts so he is a conman who knows how to use his head.

In this horrific scene where limbs are flying heads are exploding and blood is everywhere my legs are frozen with fear and I don’t know how to move.

“no! Don’t come! “Don’t do that!”

Cheong is half blind so I didn’t really know who it was and caught him but hey he’s light.

He reached for the ankle grasped it tightly and pulled out a human mace.

After Cheong spins it three times he jumps towards the sky again and throws it at Wang Cheol-gun who is trying to imitate a shooting star.

“No way!”

Ajandeok’s head which flew straight collided with Wang Cheolgun’s stone head and screamed!

It was a heart-warming sight where the number one person in Green Forest and the second person (self-proclaimed) came together.

Thus the two men who are sworn brothers fall through the roof of the tent.

The tent collapsed as if it had touched a pillar.

Cheong thought without realizing it.

Did you do it?

I recited a forbidden spell that made even the dead jump up and perhaps thanks to that the tent swelled up-

“Seo-mun-cheong-!!”

“Oh my dad! “It’s here!”

Cheong runs away again.

So don’t come again the creditor the general creditor is crazy run away.

The bad karma of the general creditor continues to be reduced.

The good karma of Cheong who leads good deeds also increases.

Now even the bandits are busy running away.

Then when Cheong catches up behind him he gets scared and not only screams desperately to not come back.

He even throws away his favorite bottle and desperately refuses to accompany him.

Cheong’s senses are omnidirectional.

However human consciousness cannot focus on all directions at the same time.

As Cheong was running a huge ax hit his forehead.

Thanks to this Cheong’s head stops and inertia remains leaving only his body to run.

As a result of the mismatch between the head and the body Cheong takes the lead on the soles of his feet and flies away.

And just looking at it makes me groan. It’s a rough landing. There’s not a single place that doesn’t hurt and I’m completely out of my mind.

Meanwhile in the sky again!

“Use it.”

Cheong kicks out of his seat with eight movements and Wang Cheol-gun’s formidable herbal food falls on top of him.

Among the eight Cheongs Cheong who runs with his back down and only moves his arms and legs like a bitch possessed by a ghost is revealed and takes his place behind the three chapters.

They both stand up at the same time.

It was then.

“Wow.”

Wang Cheol-gun stumbles coughing up blood.

Rather than vomiting blood it is closer to flowing like a waterfall like a tilted bowl.

And then you end up putting one knee on the ground.