I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 335



EP.335 Confrontation between humans and Seomuncheong

Ajandeok received a ‘favor’ from the owner asking him to capture Seomuncheong alive.

It was an earnest request from the head of the housekeeper who on a bad day had been scolding this swindler and telling him to turn his deceitful head around.

So Ajandeok also came up with all sorts of strategies to think that if he left the debt at this point his life would not be comfortable in the future.

However humans are creatures that think based on what they know and what they believe should be the case.

Even if you are an extreme expert you will not be able to survive in this harsh jungle forever.

It is a primeval forest so humid that it is foggy most of the year.

Now in early November when the nights are cold and the air is humid it is difficult to maintain body temperature so the perceived climate becomes even colder and harsher.

So during the day they send out miscellaneous men to encourage them to keep moving and at night they block the streets and surround them to prevent them from escaping.

And if you leave it like that indefinitely the days will get colder and colder.

Either they will collapse on their own from exhaustion hunger and cold or they will risk their lives and try to break through the siege before that happens.

At that time the elites of the green forest that were saved all mobilized to subdue Seomuncheong and deliver it to the general lender.

No since the general debtor will be the first to run there will be no need to bring it.

For this plan he sought the advice of Daeju Do-sam of Yangsanbakdae the third-highest man in the world of Nokrim.

How long can an extreme expert survive in that harsh forest?

At the peak of the peak even if the cold wind blows you will be fine and even if you eat poisonous mushrooms and are bitten by poisonous insects and poisons you will generate internal energy and just burn off the poison.

Do-Sam who was at the entrance to Hwa-gyeong answered confidently.

“It could be so. “You may be able to last for a few days but if it lasts longer than 10 days your stamina and endurance will be at a dangerous level.”

Doo-sam also answered according to the level of the beginning of transcendence based on his own subjective experience.

So a general review of the first day of the operation.

Not bad for the start of an operation.

Seomuncheong must already be quite tired from setting traps during the night.

Supplementary matters.

Find out which bastard gave the orders to feed the daytime crews.

A fitting punishment for the bastard who helped supply the enemy.

Unfortunately. The bastard who helped supply the enemy was right next to him.

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However since it is impossible to punish the leader of Yangsan Bakdae he has no choice but to say nice things to him telling him not to give him food since he has to prevent Seomuncheong from stealing food.

“You mean to send me into that rough forest and not even let me eat a single meal?”

“Isn’t the guy who went in and couldn’t come back seventeen? Even if I only caught ten of them if she ate thirty rice balls that would already be enough to feed her for a month. “It may spoil before then but thanks to this the operation period has been extended by a good ten days.”

“Hmm.”

Do-sam then realized his mistake.

So I have no choice but to say something out of embarrassment.

“Hmm compared to previous years the nights are unusually cold even though it is still early November. “He must be shaking and suffering right now so how much longer will he be able to hold out if he has some rice balls?”

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“Oh it’s nice that it’s warm. “You guys are surprisingly helpful?”

Cheong buried in fur and fur in a shallow cave with strangely shaped rocks was giggling with a hunting dog on either side of his legs.

“But um oh the smell. “Is it you or Gomtaeng?”

Huh… The bear also known as Gomtaengi supporting Cheong’s back let out an aggrieved sigh.

Since I stayed up all night yesterday I should get some sleep tonight but since Cheong is an expert on overnight stays I could see the state of the forest at a glance.

Dew falls even on the fallen leaves.

So the bottom part should be considered so wet that water comes out when you press hard.

You can’t sleep on land like that.

Because it’s wet…

So before sunset I diligently set out to find a place to sleep.

Aren’t there strangely shaped rocks standing here and there?

In such a bedrock there will be a stone floor that is not wet because it is a stone floor with depressions.

Then an unexpectedly good Donghyeol was discovered and as if to block Cheong who was about to step in the four dogs White Goo Yellow Goo Black Goo and Eyebrows (former Jo Ja-ryong) whom Cheong would give them new names blocked the way and showed their teeth towards the inside.

White dogs are white yellow dogs are yellow and black dogs are black but I don’t know what to call a gray dog.

However they are called eyebrows because there are white round dots above the eyes that look like eyebrows.

I tried to go in to see if there was anything inside but it whined and grabbed the hem of its pants so I dragged myself in saying “Ask if a dog can hold on to a human’s paw.”

Then there was a bear that had just entered hibernation.

No matter how much an animal it is it is natural for it to be angry when it wakes up. It is natural for animals to be angry.

Cheong woke up from his sleep and received a blow that was a bit dull but strong enough to break the head of an ox.

Cheong gave him a beating in return.

Go Soo’s punch really hurts.

It was the first time the bear had ever felt pain.

The bear’s thick skin underlying fat layer and elastic muscles provide enough shock absorption to withstand being hit by a falling rock.

However when a fist full of energy beats the bear with the tricks of the Tongbae Kwon it hurts so much that like a bear it hurts so much that it has no choice but to burst out crying.

Bears are also creatures that are not excluded from being smart.

He instinctively realized that he would die if he gave up so he lost his temper and sat quietly carefully observing Cheong’s thoughts.

So after being pushed obediently by a human and lying down on the floor fortunately without any harm it climbs up and lies down on its own body.

Speaking of wolves daring to climb on the back of the king of the mountains the bear (tiger opinions may differ) is an intolerable disgrace as a species.

But I endure it because I am afraid of humans.

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So the Qing was very satisfied.

Maybe it’s because they ate a lot to sleep in the winter but it’s so soft it’s better than any other bed. There’s no blanket but the hunting dogs cover you with their bodies and you can feel the unique warmth and the cute steady heartbeat.

Except for one sense of smell.

“hmm. I can’t help it because I’m tired today. Tomorrow I’ll have to find some water and do some washing up. “You all really smell like dogs…drur.”

Cheong who was tired after staying up all night fell asleep at a rate that was almost like fainting.

Thus from Qing’s Mountain Diary.

This is the first day.

Today I ate rice balls and walked around setting traps.

There was a net among the loot so I tried to set a trap but the bandits brought the dog again.

I cannot forgive you for daring to abandon a dog. capital punishment.

Day four.

There are already eight dogs.

I don’t even have enough rice balls to eat so how many wild animals should I catch?

Still since there are eight of them they cover their entire bodies when they sleep so they are warm.

Day six.

Today’s dogs are eleven.

There was nothing to do and I set a trap to see if there was anything good to eat but the bandits sent only dogs and never showed up.

There is a sound of singing coming from all over the place so when you go there you will be able to hear it without fail.

Did I install too much? It’s not fun at all.

Day seven.

I caught a wild boar.

I thought the little wild boar was cute so I patted it a little and then a big one appeared and attacked me.

To be honest I underestimated it but it was quite painful.

The wild boar’s lunge was stronger than the gomtaengi’s.

In a fit of anger I inadvertently hit the pig with a chestnut but I never thought the pig’s skull would be so biting.

I wish I could grill it and eat it but it was a hassle to start a fire so the dogs were excited.

Wild boar meat doesn’t taste good so it’s not worth bothering to make a fire.

Day eight.

Today’s dogs are thirteen.

And for some reason a pack of wolves we met along the way started acting cute and chased us around.

Thanks to you there are eight more wolves.

They say dogs and wolves are the same species but there are a total of 21 of them.

It’s so messed up. Shit.

And eleven days.

Finally Cheong’s patience exploded.

I can’t live like this!

It’s already been more than ten days since I stopped using fireworks!

I’m not a Taoist monk (that’s true) so how can someone live only on a vegetarian diet?

I can eat the rice balls if I want to rest them all but I can’t eat any more because I can’t bite!

To be honest I felt uncomfortable for a few days because I didn’t wash it but once I passed a certain limit it actually became more comfortable.

As the family grew bigger and bigger it wasn’t so warm anymore that I was actually sweating.

Gomtaeng didn’t like how more and more family members were growing in his hibernation area but eventually he seemed to have given up and just went into hibernation regardless of who was there or not.

So the intention is not uncomfortable.

But I can’t stand poor food!

Cheong who exploded eventually scolded the forest for hunting a roe deer and two pheasants throwing them to the dogs and wolves and setting them on fire.

It was just a wet forest so it was difficult to make a fire but it didn’t mean it couldn’t be started.

First of all the task was to find dry wood that could light a fire so we had to split it one by one to find firewood that was still intact inside.

I managed to find it and cut it into thin thread-like pieces with the blade of a saaksak celadon sword and piled it up. Afterwards I set it on fire with a flint and it blew and stuck.

When dry firewood cut out of the outside is put in it takes a while for the fire to catch fire.

It took over an hour to light a bonfire so the reason why Cheong was so bothered was not for no reason.

Once the fire is already big even if it is somewhat wet firewood if you put it in it will continue to burn.

However it had the disadvantage of creating a huge amount of smoke.

Let’s say it’s smoked.

I don’t know what a tree is…

As Cheong grills the pheasant acrid smoke from burning raw wood rises breaking through the dense ceiling of leaves that cover the sky and billowing upward.

Prose writer Ajandeok saw the acting.

“Alright! “The time has finally come!”

“What a time. Now I just have to go catch Seo Mun-cheong?”

“Didn’t she start the fire! “I was so cold and hungry that I couldn’t bear it any longer!”

I’m not cold and I’m not hungry.

But it’s not very tasty.

“Look at what I have done so far. Since it stopped showing itself at some point it must have been weakened and relying on traps.”

This is also not true.

It just spread because it was all annoying.

I guess I got too excited after trying various traps.

The bandits came in with the dog and ended up falling into a trap so even if we went out to have some fun there was nothing left to do.

“Nevertheless since he has not started a fire until now it must be because he was desperately trying to hide his whereabouts. “But I guess you didn’t start a fire because you thought you needed warmth right away rather than hiding?”

If the government heard it the fortune teller would say “How did this kind of crazy person run a scam?”

However Ajandeok’s judgment was based on thorough common sense.

Who could have imagined that a young girl in her 20s would already have reached the point where she would only curl up and sleep when it was cold?

Even if someone were to tell me that Cheong is currently living a warm life as the leader bitch of a wolf pack it would be nonsense that I wouldn’t believe.

You can’t even tell that it’s a monster that can eat dirt even if it doesn’t digest it without getting sick.

“It will be after it is sufficiently weakened so if you want to catch it alive you will have to be careful with your hands.”

“Heh one person. No worries. Is it a big problem even if a girl who is just starting out in the climax is not weak? “Only if my brother doesn’t get so excited that he stops breathing.”

The owner of Nokrim who was grinding his teeth makes a sound that sounds like he is crying at the news.

Finally Wonga Wonchu this father will hold a very grand sacrifice for your enemies.

Thus the entire force of Nokrim under the command of Chongchaeju went into the Wongajye Jungle at once.

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A dirty beggar is roasting pheasant.

It is difficult to see the original color of wet clothes and it looks like animal fur is all tangled up and making a mess.

Since the body is like that it is clear that the face is also dirty but since it is wearing cotton thread it is difficult to know for sure.

But a beautiful woman is beautiful even if she is dirty.

Even if the cotton thread had been removed her beauty would not have been damaged.

So Cheong was happily humming a song and twirling the pheasant on the moonlight sword (Ten Tiger) grilling it well.

This is after I already roasted one.

After eating Holadang I thought “This is not something to save. It would be better to eat it while I make a fire so I should roast the remaining one.”

And something crazy happened around there.

They are canines that eat their fill of roe deer meat bite bones share bites among themselves push push and play around.

It was then.

Suddenly the dogs all prick their ears stand up on all fours and show their teeth.