I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 334



EP.334 Confrontation between humans and Seomuncheong

Because humans are foolish they always repeat the same mistakes.

This means that there is nothing to learn from the mistakes of idiots who have already made mistakes in history that someone has already learned from.

In this sense we cannot criticize the bandits of Green Forest for being foolish.

Because if a mistake that has not been passed down is repeated it is invalid.

Since it was a blind spot that I would not normally think of being hunted in my front yard it would have been so unfair that I would have complained to the Grim Reaper wondering if this even made sense even when I went to the underworld.

For your information the Demon Cult tried to have some fun in this way but was overwhelmed by the disaster it had kidnapped and its sighs were overshadowed by the sky.

In any case the Qing was taking its natural rights as the winner.

Of course Nokrim does not treat third-rate bandits with even the slightest martial arts skills particularly well.

Future hero dreamers who hope to become bandits always knock on the door of a mountain village but they just see them as expendable items that can be thrown away after use.

Of course since human life is a precious consumable it was not wasted indiscriminately so even if it was a primeval forest where the terrain had already been figured out they did not send in idiots empty-handed.

I gave them at least three meals to last until tomorrow.

“hmm. “The accommodations in this house are not very good either.”

Cheong muttered as he took a bite of a rice ball wrapped in an unknown broad leaf.

He was physically 20 years old but perhaps because of his spiritual roots as he got older there were times when he started talking to himself to the tune of a song.

Every time I notice it I am startled by the excitement and try to control myself.

However when it comes to eating I think it’s okay to have a good meal separately.

The jungle looks dense but it’s barren. Hmm where have I seen that before? I think I saw it through the screen.

Anyway it seems that the mass media cannot be trusted.

How can such a rich land be barren?

If you kill one bandit three rice balls will come out.

I caught about three bunches but the packaging taste and contents are different so it’s not fun to choose.

Just try to meet those bandit bastards.

How can you make something like this into rice balls?

It’s an insult to rice balls.

“A-C it tastes bad. “It’s the least delicious of the three.”

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A bitch who says it has no taste in her mouth gulps down an entire large rice ball.

There is no sin in food is there?

Although he was born with the original sin that came from a poor master Cheong is not guilty because he does not believe in original sin. Ground pound.

Cheong pants sticks out his tongue and releases it one by one to the hunting dogs which are dripping with saliva.

Joongwon’s pets are usually tasked with disposing of food waste.

Maybe that’s why even though the rice balls are terrible they chew them loudly thinking they are very delicious.

Cheong looked at this for a moment and then turned his head towards the bandits’ other belongings.

—-

The hometown of the Qing Dynasty before leaving the martial world was a strictly caste-based society.

Cheong was from the lower class a small and medium-sized production worker.

And since at some point the theater became a culture enjoyed only by the middle class and above the movies that Cheong remembers are quite old.

In addition there are business promotions such as stone beds saving for visiting expenses compared to the rumen advance payment of funeral expenses etc.

Among them there was a movie that was always played on the birthday of the twice-dead saint who dared to claim to be the son of the emperor the Son of Heaven in the Jungwon style.

It was a story about a shy and shy kid who looked at the house alone and defeated the thieves who came in with courage wit and traps.

However I still don’t understand why he suddenly appeals to me about the importance of family after making such a great performance on his own that he does well on his own.

Isn’t it a celebration of a child’s independence sense of adventure and the destructive power of the right tool?

I don’t know why that story suddenly came to mind.

However Qing’s ability to act is the best in the world.

Even Cheong is a young carpenter who deserves to be paid a daily wage as a carpenter for one person wherever he goes.

For this reason the violence of an unreasonable trap attacks the bandits!

Mr. Gap a bandit chased after the sound of a hunting dog barking. He was leading the way through the jungle in search of Seomuncheong a sign of promised glory.

Then suddenly something caught my ankle and I fell down hard.

When I reflexively stretched out my hand my palm felt hot as if it had been chafed my solar plexus upper abdomen and lower abdomen throbbed and then I felt intense pain as if my intestines were twisted.

“Ugh.”

Why did I fall? It’s my stomach. It’s my stomach. It was the moment when I was about to feel my stomach.

Whoosh the sound of the heavy wind passing by tearing the air above your head along with a sound that sends chills down your spine.

The bandit Mr. Eul was just following his companion and hunting dog trainer Mr. Gap with his back looking at his back.

Then for some reason Mr. Gap suddenly violently tried to hug the ground.

He always nagged me to be careful because you never know what might be under the fallen leaves in the mountains and not only did he nag me but he also hit me on the head in a way that made me feel bad so Mr. Eul thought he was complaining as if he had just drunk sesame oil.

But weren’t there a number of sharply sharpened wooden stakes sticking out of Mr. Gap’s back?

It was the moment when a funny skit with the body suddenly transformed into a ghost story.

It was when Mr. Eul was startled and ran to Mr. Gap to ask how he was doing.

Suddenly with a booming sound the body rises with a crunching sound and a terrible pain –

Unfortunately Mr. Eul’s consciousness was limited to that point as he was impaled horizontally in the chest by a stake driven into a log hanging at an angle so it is good that he escaped immediate death and survived for a short time.

As if Mr. Byeong had suddenly realized the Tao he was hit by Mr. Eul’s heel who flew up into the sky and hit him on the back of his chin causing him to fall into a circle.

“This bastard is crazy…”

“Aaaah!”

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Mr. Byeong couldn’t continue speaking but it wasn’t because of Mr. Gap’s tearful screams who were leading the way.

This was because Mr. Eul who had been impaled on a log stake came back looking miserable and sprayed with unpleasant liquid.

And then it moved away at once and then the liquid gurgled again and then disappeared out of sight with a whoosh and then smacked again.

Mr. Eul booed.

The area between Mr. Byeong’s crotch was rippling.

Mr. Jeong who was watching this situation a few steps back could not believe whether this was a dream or reality so he could only remain frozen like a Buddha statue.

Mr. Eul was moving far away to be exact until a person managed to stand upright and fly over the log that had pinned Mr. Eul down.

Mr. Jeong’s gaze follows the person passes the low point and goes to the log soaring into the sky.

And as he was coming back from reaching the highest point the person on the log jumped up and landed on Mr. Byeong’s head.

Unlike the light and agile movement it lands by crushing and trampling the head under the foot.

Then he suddenly clenched his fists so tightly that they were shaking looked into the distance for a moment and then made a sound that began with a long sigh.

“Ha… um. But it’s not the scene I expected? Hey Mr. Bandit Jeong.”

“Are you talking about me!”

“Who else is there besides you?”

“Not me but behind me.”

Mr. Jeong who was looking back was startled.

The fourteenth older brother and twenty-seventh younger brother were clearly following behind but they are no longer there.

“As soon as he heard the scream he ran away. After all quick judgment and bold action are the shortcuts to saving your life. You missed Mr. Mu and Mr. Ki. So Mr. Jeong.”

“I am not Mr. Jeong…”

“Write it. Do I even need to know your last name?”

Boom. The log with Eul seed above Cheong’s head rose into the sky again.

Mr. Jeong quickly shouted.

“yep! “I am Mr. Jeong!”

“okay. But you’re not running away?”

“that. “Is it okay for a small person to run away?”

“huh. Mr. Mu ran over there and Mr. Ki ran over there. What should I do? “If Mr. Jeong goes over there.”

Cheong pointed to one side with his finger.

“I will chase one out of three so the odds of survival are two out of three. Or if you are planning on following your bandit family I will follow where I can catch two of them at once right?”

“I’ll go that way that way!”

“okay. Give up everything you have before you go. Considering my sincerity is it a bit of a preference to chase in Mr. Jeong’s direction? Priority? “Anyway you might think again.”

“Here it is!”

Mr. Jeong unpacks his travel bag and lays it down neatly on the floor.

I need food water and other things to survive until tomorrow in this dense primeval forest but it’s better to give it up than to die right away.

“Then can I just leave Soin?”

“huh. “Run away.”

Just as Mr. Jeong was about to change his mind he ran towards the direction indicated by Cheong.

At the same time he looks afraid that if he glances back he might be tricked into chasing him.

hmm. It would be better to see it in front. oh.

Mr. Jeong who was looking back suddenly falls to the ground.

When Cheong approached he saw that he had fallen into a hole half a foot deep.

Unfortunately there were a lot of sharp wooden spears underneath so Mr. Jeong was also floating in the air in a sad shape.

“Kuheuuhuhuh…”

He tried to say something as if there was a spear piercing his lung but the sound of boiling blood came out.

In response Cheong clicks his tongue and taps the cotton thread on the side of his eyebrow.

“This is why they are not educated. “Don’t you think it would be suspicious if I openly induce you?”

Somehow the actions and words are very irritating.

However Mr. Jeong who had both lungs pierced had already lost his ability to speak.

Soon I lost not only my language skills but also my ability to survive.

“hmm. “It doesn’t seem like it.”

Is this why the housekeeper is not a would-be murderer and suffers from antisocial personality disorder?

I devoted myself to my country but I ended up becoming like a soldier whose eyes were turned away by cold contempt and ridicule.

But when I think about it again it seems like the two aren’t that different.

Isn’t it just that one story is for all ages and the other is not for minors?

Isn’t it essentially the same in that it is a story about a trap killer murdering his victims horribly?

Of course in the case of a child it does not amount to murder.

However isn’t it even worse in the sense that they just laughed and truly enjoyed the sight of the victims suffering by waterboarding blowtorching hanging and hitting them with all kinds of heavy objects?

The kid had the makings of a great hero to enjoy torturing robbers.

But the trap is… It’s not my taste.

First of all there is no taste.

Another minor drawback is that the trap cannot move so the enemy must move to trap it.

Besides this thing costs a lot of money.

Especially the pits. It was hard to dig.

Even if you are strong digging the ground is still difficult.

I thought the four hunting dogs were playing and dug it out together but how much help would the dogs be?

Even if it were about four large dogs it was about one thousandth of the amount of help that Seomuncheong received.

A log trap is better.

All you have to do is use your strength for a moment and hang on.

If you don’t it’s still a hassle.

Still it is worth installing a rope around the ankle and planting sharp stakes in places where it might fall.

It doesn’t take much effort to make a rope but there are vines all over the place. You can make two stakes by picking up a thick branch and cutting it in half.

Cheong who gives a cold evaluation of his own work retrieves the loot from the corpses.

Then he takes out a rice ball from his bag mumbles it walks back into the jungle and disappears…

—-

Of the six preceding reconnaissance and search teams only a few people returned to the temporary camp in Geummyeon Valley let alone safely returning.

In fact they are third-rate people to begin with and they are just a few idiots who only care about dogs and were high-ranking people for no reason so it is not a waste to die.

Since we were sent in to avoid annihilation in the first place I thought it would be good if at least a few people could return and at least hear from us.

Rather it could be said that it was very effective.

When Ajandeok a prose writer heard the report he wanted he was astonished.

In the central region Ajandeok is a derogatory name known as Sagalpyeonja and he is a bastard swindler. (editor 骗子: fraudster)

People in the central plains thought he must have gone somewhere and been stabbed to death because he was out of sight and out of ear sight these days but he was holding the title of Prose Bookkeeper the best bookkeeper in Nokrim.

For a conman with a world-famous reputation it could be said to have been quite successful.

“pitfall? “You just set up a trap?”

Do-sam shook his head.

“I didn’t tell you. She is cruel and cunning and her brains are beyond average. “They must have installed it last night and lured it in.”

“Hmm. “How can a 20-year-old woman…”

In response Do-sam holds out his palm.

Ajandeok frowns and takes out a golden crown and places it on top.

It was the result of a bet made in the morning.

Do-sam said that Seomun-cheong invaded with a deliberate intention.

But isn’t Ajandeok now in his 20s a disciple of a famous family?

The famous family wouldn’t have told me various things to be careful of green forest bandits and wanderers.

You probably didn’t even know that Chongsanchae was located on Mt. Cheonja.

While passing by by chance I heard that the scenery of Cheonjasan Mountain was not the sight of royal family members in Mureungdowon but it was a spectacular view so I claimed that I came across it because I came to see it.

It was such an accurate diagnosis that if the government heard it they would have just told him to open a fortune telling shop.

In the first place if you want to leave your name in the world of Jungwon as a fraudster you must have this level of intelligence.

Do-Sam insisted that she was not but that she was one of the scariest and smartest human hunters I had ever seen.

Well then let’s make a bet.

Good. Geumja no let’s do it with a coffin. What is it like? If you don’t have confidence just quit.

Why don’t you have confidence man?

And now Ajandeok obediently handed over a golden crown acknowledging that Doosam was right.

There is no doubt that Seo Mun-cheong is a wicked smart and meticulous woman.

It was also a declaration that he would deal properly with him as a citizen.

In this way Do-sam succeeded in defrauding the world’s con artists without even realizing it.