I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 330
by Jessie@AFNCC
EP.330 It is easy to forget grace, but it is difficult to forget resentment.
Nokrim has spread its influence throughout the central plains and thus has a large number.
There are a lot of secret experts there and thanks to that I have gathered a lot of miscellaneous martial arts skills.
This alone is enough to be recognized as a leading force in the midfield right?
But the reality is that this is not possible.
First of all it was because they were a group of lowly villains called robbers and also because of the fatal problems unique to Nokrim.
A wise man has no business stealing.
In other words a bastard who commits banditry is a bastard who was born with a bad reputation or behaves very unwisely and ends up being chased.
And wisdom usually comes with intelligence.
Of course this is not necessarily the case so it is usually still the case.
“So beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep is this the left? Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep what was that? “Beep beep beep beep beep beep?”
“The one on the right is beep beep right? “Isn’t it beep beep beep?”
“Three beep just beep beep beep beep right! Can’t you just shout it out? “If your ears are open you can hear everything. Why is there so much to memorize?”
Flag signals and hand signals are secret but they have the disadvantage of having to be seen with the naked eye.
Sound signals such as flutes and drums are noisy but they have the advantage of being able to receive information as long as you keep your ears open.
However both had a major disadvantage: both the signal sender and receiver had to memorize a pre-determined signal system.
From a teaching perspective tantrums erupt.
“Fuck! You stupid bastards! “It won’t work!”
As a result Green Forest’s signal system has gradually become more simple and simple to memorize.
So the most important signal for enemy raids and requests for support which means something very very big has happened has become clunky.
“Just blow your dick! “I’m going to blow it with all my might so that anyone who hears it will know that something has happened.”
And so from the first opening of the Moonlight Sword No. 0 to the single-sword charge and the ensuing mayhem it continued beep! Beep! A violent flute sound rang out.
People in battle tend to become insensitive to noise but even so it is a bit annoying and noisy to the bandits who have been spread out in the mountains for a while.
“What kind of bastard is blowing loudly?”
“I guess I’m bored.”
“Do people only sleep at night? Shouldn’t we also be considerate of people who sleep during the day? “Be considerate.”
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Originally it was a long-standing tradition of Nokrim that the daytime guard duty was one-by-one with the senior sleeping and the junior keeping quiet.
So shouldn’t we be considerate of people who nap according to tradition?
Some random guy is disturbing the Korean family’s sleep.
So it took quite some time to realize that it was an emergency signal.
The warning alert frowned and said “It seems like it’s coming from Yukrakbong over there. I wonder if there’s someone there or what kind of person it is.”
And then suddenly.
“Isn’t this an emergency signal? “The enemy has invaded.”
“Huh? That can’t be possible. “Who’s bored…”
Beep!
The senior bandit’s expression darkens.
“What the fuck happened? What should I do? “What should I do?”
“Shall we ring the bell first?”
“Then if it’s not a big deal just pretend it’s nothing. “But I don’t know.”
“Well then let me take a look at the situation first and then-”
“Why don’t you hit it right away when the cub falls out? Shall I hit your rivet?”
In this order the warning bells are ringing. Come on gather around. Why are you ringing so loudly? Do you want to die? That’s not it. What is the sound of the flute? What kind of flute is it making? pipe?
Wow something happened!
If you have received a signal you must convey that you received it.
Either soon or never. do.
Since you cannot refuse a request unless there are unavoidable circumstances you must give them a signal telling them to hold on and say they will definitely go.
So Hyoshi flew.
—-
Wow!!!
Just listening to it made me feel pain.
At this point everyone had no choice but to shrink back.
Even the guy who was playing the flute with his eyes glued to the ground was so entranced by the majestic challenge against nature that he paid attention to the outcome of the battle between humans and rocks.
However the era is still primitive and uncivilized.
It is too early for humans to win over nature.
Humans have conquered nature digging up forests collapsing mountains raising the temperature of the earth turning green spaces into deserts etc.
Nature this is the greatness of humanity and if we don’t listen to you the ecosystem will die. You just caused a tsunami so we raised the sea temperature by two decimal places. If you want to save the environment lower the temperature yourself and obey humans.
There is still some time left before this era of aggressive environmental protection comes.
Anyway the result is… draw?
Although Daeju was limp it appears that he was not breathing as his hands and feet were trembling slightly.
And since the rock was safe it would be appropriate to call this match a bilateral survival draw.
Cheong who suddenly received attention reflexively denied it.
“I didn’t do that. You guys saw it too right? Ji cowardly ran away alone but tripped and fell like an idiot. I didn’t push it. I’m the kind of person who just shoots long blasts from my hand. No I shoot long blasts but I didn’t shoot this time. I tried to memorize it but I missed it. “I didn’t intend to kill him in the first place I just took him hostage and played with him until I escaped-”
“master!”
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At that moment the unit commander comes to his senses and hurriedly runs to the unit commander and grabs him.
Cheong who saw Daeju’s head hanging down quickly stopped him.
“for a moment! My neck bone is gone! If I touch him now will he die? “We have to fix it with a splint and carry it carefully on a stretcher.”
Cheong is a skilled medical woman recognized by Lang Zhong Dain.
In fact if you are recognized by a member of the National Assembly you will become a mediocre member of the National Assembly enough to be considered a rural member.
However the public sentiment in the central plains did not allow Yeo Yi and since Lang Jung-daein was a central central man he did not recognize Cheong as a member of the National Assembly.
In this way a ruling party is born only when the status of female lawmakers is higher than that of the people in the central office.
For example like Tang Nan-ah carrying Sacheon Danga.
Anyway after hearing the medical opinion that he would die the unit owner quickly put down the unit.
The top of Daeju’s head rises like a mountain and turns into a funny face with a flat head. We’ll have to deal with it quickly.
The commander of the unit asked hurriedly feeling impatient.
“ah. “How do I apply a splint like that?”
“You have to figure it out on your own. Do I have to do everything from start to finish? “Is that what our relationship is like?”
“Wait a minute this person is actually-”
“Oh! I’m sick of it. Why can’t you do anything yourself? What on earth do you think of me? Did I come to fight with you or be your mother? I’m tired now. “We end here-”
“for a moment! “Please tell me-”
“A warrior speaks with a sword! I will tell you how to apply a splint with a knife! Open your ears and listen carefully! “The woman with the knife is holding my knife in her hand!”
It was the moment when Cheong shouted and raised his knees high to step on the ground.
Beep-!
A strange sound I had never heard before reached my ears.
This is the sound made by a unique arrow called Hyosi or Myeongjeok.
It is made by attaching something similar to a whistle instead of an arrowhead and shooting it or by blowing a hollow arrow shaft and making it sound like a flute.
what? I feel bad-
Beep-! Beep-! Beep-! Beep-!
Before Cheong can finish his thoughts loud sounds are heard flying from all directions of heaven and earth north south east and west.
Cheong broke his posture as if he was going to run at any moment and slowly took a step back and asked.
“hmm. I’m asking just in case. Isn’t that something similar to a flute? Cheonnajimang? Something like that? “You said you would come here?”
“Yeah! Leave the master alive right now! Then you can save your life-”
“madam. “It seems to be true.”
It was too much to ignore.
And can’t you hear it from all directions?
If things continue like this hundreds of people will come flocking in.
Unfortunately the play has to end here without even being able to hold a proper party.
Cheong made up his mind like that.
The moment when a strategic counterattack is needed!
Cheong threw himself backwards.
The unit commander hurriedly shouts at him.
“shit! Grab it!”
Cheong pulled a skewer from the human skewer on the floor.
You’re back! Moonlight sword!
Cheong holds the Moonlight Sword (Ten Tiger) in his hand and cuts down the approaching guy.
A person’s torso is chopped off by an ignorant heavy weapon that weighs as much as five pounds.
Five pounds may seem easy but five pounds of cold weapons are an enormous weight.
Even the huge two-handed greatswords used by the nosy people of the western region do not exceed four pounds.
It is a five-pound soldier who swings with one hand on such a plate.
If you add sword power to it it becomes a violence as violent as its length and sweeps through the space.
If an arm is caught an arm is caught a leg is caught a leg is caught and if the torso is caught the torso is cut off.
Even when a weapon is caught the weapon is cut down so the person holding the ax with both hands is cut in half along with the ax handle and falls to the left and right.
Wow what makes you listen so well?
Grandpa Ban says he doesn’t make weapons anymore and keeps this skill hidden.
As the knife sharpens well a subtle sense of joy fills me.
Simple movements of pushing down and lifting up.
A bandit stumbles while standing but a persistent sword strike slices his arm into thin strips.
Chack clap clap. Thin human bodies that looked like they should have been put on display at some mysterious exhibition were piled up on the floor.
This is really. Whoo whoo.
It was a moment when Cheong was suddenly dizzy and slightly staggered.
Something is flying in all directions. The sense of blue is flying in all directions. Where can I avoid it?
A strong force splits the air.
The feeling of something being caught and cut repeatedly.
However after wrapping my body around I suddenly felt a familiar feeling.
However this is not the Blue House that was caught in the net in the past.
As the bandit who had been running at me suddenly threw water at me with the net wrapped around his body his shoulders fell flat and his arms went limp.
But it’s cumbersome.
Every time I move my body there is a loud snapping sound somewhere but the broken roughly glued net sticks to me without me knowing where it got caught.
I stepped forward roughly but my next step was caught in the net.
It was as if he had pulled his shoulder with his own mighty force.
The Beetle barely managed to fall due to the enemy’s mighty strength but as he hesitated and cut the net something flew in and hit his back.
There was a clanging sound of the porcelain breaking and the back was wet so it looked like some kind of liquid had been spilled on it.
What! What is it that makes me feel uncomfortable? What? what!
Cheong’s eyes flash brightly and he lets out a malevolent sound.
What are these bastards putting on me?
Cheong who had completely let go of his sword grabbed the net with both hands and nervously cut it off with a patter.
It is an amazing sight as the tightly twisted rope is being cut as if it were tearing off a long blade of weed.
“shit! Throw more nets!”
“I have nothing!”
“Why not! “You have to take three!”
The original regulations require three nets per patrol team but the nets are usually heavy.
If you try to set up all three nets you will only be laughed at as if you were meeting a perfect commander at the military gate of Qing’s hometown.
“Attack! “Attack!”
“but.”
Aren’t human fragments all over the place next to the cotton yarn monster cutting the net?
It was a terrible sight that no one would dare attack.
“Screw you all!”
The unit commander says so and runs away.
The momentum is good.
But there are no subordinates following behind.
In Cheong’s opinion this is exactly what a bandit’s loyalty is.
However the unit commander did not notice.
A fierce attack unleashed with all his might by a warrior at the peak of his martial arts skills rushes towards the Qing Dynasty.
The enemy who was cutting the net naturally raises his white and beautiful hand.
The joy that floods the owner of the unit at that moment.
Done! I’ll cut off your hand!
I will cut down Seomuncheong!
In that brief moment when Daedo rushes towards Cheong it seems as if he hears the declaration of the head lender.
Did you say you would listen to anything?
Senior Ranger? Should I say that this little boy becomes independent by giving it to someone else and setting it up separately? Gold and silver? female? Your daughter was beautiful right?
But happy thoughts are short-lived.
Ga-ga-gak!
The unit commander couldn’t believe his eyes.
A sword clad in the sword of a climactic warrior and it is a blow struck by a rugged muscular man adding all his weight and strength.
As the long sword slides across the slanted back of the hand sparks fly out along with a sound like scraping metal.
Only then did my heart suddenly fall.
You should have noticed when the motion of putting your hand on the blade is natural and without any hesitation.
And then a white hand grabbing my wrist.
The unit commander looked at Cheong with trembling eyes.
Cheong also turned his ominous glowing eyes towards the unit commander.
The head of the military unit faces the world’s most ominous naturalization in the place where the eyes are beyond the cotton thread –
“Ahh!!”
An ignorant force that instantly squeezes your wrist.
I scream without realizing it.
Can the fabric and bones of a person withstand a grip that can crush even iron?
Cheong fully clenches his fist.
Oh my god this tickling feeling as if dough was sticking out between my fingers.
The commander’s sword falls to the ground and his right hand which has lost its wrist falls next to it.
The commander of the unit screamed while clutching his broken wrist and the bandits all turned their backs in fear.
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