I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 323



EP.323 After the fire

As the level of martial arts becomes higher it reaches a level called ‘Bulchimchim in Hanseo’.

Invulnerability in Hanseo refers to a state in which the body is no longer damaged by cold and heat.

This means that your body temperature does not drop even if it is cold and your body temperature does not soar no matter how hot it is so your body does not get hurt.

This is the homeostasis of the body and in the unmoving mind commonly referred to in martial arts the mind is what brings the mind and body into one so it is an extremely natural phenomenon for a master to achieve the perfection of Chinese calligraphy and acupuncture.

but.

Saying that your body is not damaged by cold and heat does not mean that you do not get sick from cold and heat.

No matter how expert you are if it’s cold you’re cold.

Likewise if it’s hot it’s hot.

Even in Cheong’s house where the cold wind blew and ice storms raged in the winter even though the automatic self-protection system was in a state where body temperature was preserved it was just so cold that I shivered and wrapped myself in a thick special double blanket.

Since your body temperature is preserved you will quickly become warm as long as you roll up the blanket so you will quickly become comfortable as long as you keep warm.

However when it is cold you can easily fight it off by wearing layers or covering yourself with a blanket.

But there was no answer to the heat.

Until now.

From now on here goes the pathetic inner ball and the pathetic ball!

I’ll show you my pathetic coolness!

…I found the answer like this!

I found it but why can’t I use it?

It is clear that Mr. Kim’s wife who passed away without being able to eat seolleongtang also beat her heart in frustration in heaven.

Unable to bear it any longer I thought it would be okay if I gently took out my inner strength and used it so I tried to raise the pathetic ball but then I almost collapsed. do.

Cheong drooped like a bitch in midsummer.

In fact it was now the end of August when the extreme heat had subsided.

Nevertheless in Cheong it actually felt hotter than midsummer.

This is because Bing Baek Shin Gong has minor side effects.

The owners of the Ice White God Ball become numb to the cold due to the mysterious effects of ice crystals.

This means you won’t get cold.

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Instead on the contrary we become sensitive to heat.

However how could it be possible for the owner of the Ice and White Magic to come down to the hot southern land?

As a result in the North Sea Bingbaek Shingong is perfect and flawless but in the central Wulin area it’s so hot that it’s suffocating….

In fact if you can’t do it yourself someone else can do it for you.

There are two people in the carriage so aren’t they both able to bring a refreshing chill to their hearts?

In response Cheong spoke in a friendly and gentle voice to Seoliri who was sitting cross-legged on the opposite seat and engrossed in the fortune-telling breakfast.

“Hey. “Can you give me some pathetic balls?”

“yes.”

“You mean it can’t be done?”

“yes.”

Tendons protruded from Cheong’s forehead.

No it’s so hot this year why doesn’t a cold breeze blow even once?

It’s not that Seoliri who was always prone to heat was even equipped with ice skills.

So Seoliri whether this is a person or a waterfall the speed of sweat dripping from the tip of her chin is so fast.

Before departure I sat in the very very hot steam bath at the paid bathing facility sweating like someone who had turned the hourglass three times.

Even after doing something like that he just sits cross-legged and continues to pray for fortune.

After that the medicine started to go up.

Since when do you make such a fuss about being so passionate about internal training?

I clothed him fed him washed him put him to sleep even taught him martial arts gave him elixirs and gave him all sorts of favors!

What big thing do you want from me?

I just want you to keep cool.

joy. As a result of his training he goes through difficult times.

Let’s see how far we go.

In Cheong’s opinion it won’t last long anyway.

Because I only eat breakfast for 11 o’clock all day long excluding meal times etc.

You have to do everything in moderation because if you keep running at full speed like that it will quickly spread.

I thought so but I slept in Seokcheon-hyeon for two days Angang-hyeon for three days Pyeongni-hyeon for four days entered Hubei Province on the fifth day and stayed in Juksan-hyeon for six days.

On the seventh day they reached Banghyeon and after eight days they reached Heungsan on the seventh day.

It was a journey to the shrine gate tomorrow night exactly 10 days later.

And Seoliri didn’t really take a day off so eh. You seem like a bitch who only talks about topics that are of no real use.

You should have noticed when my muscles were melting and my bones were cracking and I was walking around so silently.

When I didn’t know it was hurting I should have massaged and shook it to get the tears out.

It’s even more annoying to say anything.

You say you’re training but you can’t just say “I’m going to have fun and blow ice balls” instead of training.

If you put it in the style of Cheong’s hometown it’s like saying you’re upset that your friend who is studying so hard for an exam that his nose is bleeding won’t play with you.

But if you have to do this why do you go together?

Studying is good but if you go on a trip to do it of course you won’t be annoyed right?

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Can this be described as companionship?

In fact for this reason from the fourth day onward Cheong said “You can train and I’ll have fun on my own” so it was fortunate that there were warriors from the Jongnam faction who called me bodyguards.

It is said that Master Pilmu a disciple of the Jongnam faction of the Gaeseong group had been seen several times at the Yongbong branch.

That’s because Changbin was always sitting in front.

Changbin’s introduction was exactly like this.

‘This is Pilmu Jong-nam’s… That small person no not me my favorite younger brother… No no of course I also care about the preface no no no no. Saving is not a matter of distribution…’

The pet has now become rebellious and does not listen to anything and has even forgotten its duty as a pet so it is just an animal sweating profusely.

So Cheong who is always hungry for affection has no choice but to turn his attention to the other party members.

What Cheong paid attention to was the horse.

Come to think of it I don’t know how to ride a horse?

Words are convenient.

Of course having four legs to walk on instead of mine is bound to be convenient.

Despite their convenient mobility surprisingly martial people do not ride horses often.

This is because horses are surprisingly troublesome creatures to maintain and above all they are very expensive.

If a clumsy military officer’s student was riding a horse he would easily get robbed because there was a fool riding a gold horse over there.

And there was also a sad reason that if you stick with it it dies or disappears.

This is because horse thieves were as common in the Central Plains as bicycle thieves in Qing’s hometown.

Moreover once you become an expert it is not easy to speak.

I already have strong legs so there’s no need to borrow the feet of an animal and riding on a horse saddle isn’t particularly comfortable.

So in Cheongdo I actually thought about riding a horse at least once but I never really tried to do so.

Because hearing is faster than speaking.

Anyone who becomes an expert can run faster than a horse but Cheong does not stop there and continues to run without getting tired.

Wasn’t it the Duke of Qing who gave up on catching up with even the world’s most powerful gods?

So it’s a historic moment to ride a horse!

“oh. “It’s not as big of a deal as I thought right?”

“As long as you have a sense of balance riding a horse is not difficult. “The difficult thing is the horsemanship of freely handling the horse.”

“hmm. It must be difficult. “Wanggungdung do you want to run for a bit?”

Master Pilmu paused.

“What did you just say?”

“ah. His name is Wanggungdung. When I saw it from behind I saw that its buttocks were very large. Hey let’s go! hmm. Why don’t you go? Would you like to go? hey? Wanggungdung? “Don’t you want to listen?”

As Cheong had learned he patted the horse’s waist and poked its flanks but Wanggungdungi only insisted on plowing along saying “You should stab me and I will go my own way.”

what? Did Samjae get it?

Why do all the little beasts not listen to me?

Like Seolam Canyon in the carriage over there or this guy with a big bow here.

Pilmu who had been looking closely at the back of Cheong’s saddle without even knowing it as a reflexive reaction was surprised when he heard the word ‘wanggungdung’.

“It’s dangerous.”

“huh? Is it dangerous? “I don’t think it would be dangerous to speed up here right?”

“That’s not it.”

A horse is a muscle mass that is more amazing than you might think so it is capable of more movements than you can imagine even when walking at its slowest pace.

You can spin run lie down or even spin straight back half a turn.

So surprisingly the reason why many accidents occur in pedestals is that if a horse cannot control its excitement it makes an unexpected move and causes the horse to fall.

“hmm. But it’s not that fast.”

“It’s because it’s a baggage horse to begin with. “It looks like he’s a particularly timid guy and doesn’t want to leave the group.”

“hmm.”

It was a long-headed horse that stopped like a ghost and looked back at me when Cheong’s carriage got out so I remembered the look in his eyes that looked like that of a horse.

Now that I see it it seems that the look in his eyes was not that he was smart enough to tell me to take it out but that his eyes were asking for help saying ‘Owner I’m feeling strange. I’m having a hard time please take it out.’

hmm. I thought it was a smart thoroughbred horse.

It was a mixed bag.

Cheong gently stroked Wanggungdung’s mane.

Anyway I took an unscheduled horseback riding lesson once in a while when I was bored.

Wanggungdungi had no intention of going forward so he borrowed the words of another Jongnam disciple for a moment and ran.

It gradually gets faster in the order of flat trot canter and swamp gait which is the horse’s full sprint but experiential learning was not possible as it was a very dangerous movement even for very experienced jockeys.

“Still you ride very well.”

“Well this is it.”

“Well. It’s a little different though. To be honest Xiamen Xiaozer has no talent for horseback riding at all.”

According to the riding instructor he has an excellent sense of balance so he sticks to the horse well but it is difficult to describe him as riding a horse.

“Huh. Isn’t that what it is? “After all you’re riding a horse.”

“that. “I’m having a hard time with words.”

Horseback riding is not just about driving a horse skillfully but the rider must match the beat and provide a comfortable carrier for the horse riding together.

However since Cheong just sticks to his comfortable position it is an uncomfortable time for the horse as much as Cheong is comfortable.

Anyway I had to change my schedule because of the big butt.

After bragging that the royal palace was mine (Jongnam’s disciples all looked at him rudely but Cheong generously forgave him as an adult) it was a change in schedule that occurred after hearing about how to manage horses.

Cheong heard that it was a smart gentle and affectionate animal so it would be nice to bring it to the priestess’ gate and raise one so that the disciples could ride it and play when they were bored and it could pull a plow when working in the fields and a cart when going out to buy supplies.

But what did I hear?

Horses are fearful so they are even more dangerous beasts.

If hit properly on the back foot even an unmanned person could be killed in one hit and if bitten hard the limbs could be cut off completely.

If there’s something behind their butt they get startled and run wild so you have to let them rest in a stable but horses are herd animals so they can’t stand loneliness if left alone.

Moreover since it is a creature that eats a lot and produces a lot it was a lot of work to raise one.

It was a dangerous picky and demanding beast in many ways.

So what?

I have no choice but to leave it at the Seolgasanghoe stables.

And so on the tenth day Jagwihyeon!

“Thank you for escorting me. Go back carefully. He came all the way here because he comes from a wealthy family but I can’t offer him a cup of tea. sorry.”

“it’s okay. See you next time.”

Pilmu Taoist master took the power of pretending.

After all even though he was a latter-day Jisoo like us Hajae was comfortable talking and maintained politeness until the end.

The kid is very straight so it’s okay.

However we must also listen to Pilmu’s opinion.

At a previous Yongbong branch meeting Pilmu Taoist was present at a moment when Cheong behaved rudely by asking why you fellow Taoist masters did not even say hello to the elders with high distribution.

Even if that wasn’t the case I saw Master Changbin a few times struggling at an ambiguous point where he was neither a friend nor an elder.

The coachman belonged to Seolgasanghoe and the carriage also belonged to Seolgasanghoe. One of the two horses was a Cheong horse and the other was a Seolgasanghoe horse but they were both going back together anyway.

So while I was stopping by Jagui I returned it to the store and tried to walk but the coachman said that there was no need to do that so please allow me to bring it to you saying it was my lifelong wish.

Why are you asking so earnestly?

So I took a carriage and finally reached Shinnyebong my sweet home with the sweaty Seoliri on the other side.

“Stop!”

The high mountain road that I climb up to my house is right in front of me and right in front of the mountain gate of the Shinnyeomun gate people appeared blocking the way for the disciples of the Shinnyeomun Gate to return home.

What is it? How dare you not be afraid of the Shinnyeomun gate in the front yard of Shinnyebong?

Cheong tilted his head.

Come to think of it is the front yard of Sinnyebong safe? Because I want to.

Even during Jangmyeong’s reign there were two captain-level guards guarding this area which was difficult at the time.

Now of course I have the confidence to lift two heads with one sword but back then my level was lower and I was older not younger right? That time?

And aren’t the demonic bastards in front of this place kidnapping people?

This time they came in droves?

Is it okay for the front yard of Sinnyebong to be like this?