I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 282



[Episode 282] Journey to Jongnam

But Seoliri is not a coachman.

A coachman is not someone who is good at driving a carriage but a coachman is basically someone who knows the roads well.

Since I don’t know the geography anyway I just follow the road.

It was also in the midst of pouring rain so it was a perfect situation for shipwreck.

But fortunately it is not easy to get lost in the middle of Henan Province.

So as I drove the carriage along the main road at the fork in the road I came across a small village called Bubukchon.

It’s a Korean-American neighborhood with only one guest house but where is it?

It is fortunate that it is not a fortified rural village with a road of its own.

So I got into a room wiped myself off with a warm towel (since hot baths are a convenience only available in cities) and since there were no dry goods stores in the area I paid extra money for a waitress to buy dry clothes and change into them.

After eating a meal that was vaguely worthy of being considered cooking or not I laid down on a not-so-soft bed and was like wow. I’m just tired.

The bed was a bit uncomfortable stuffy and had a bit of a smell so if I wasn’t in my right mind I would have passed out as soon as I lay down.

But why am I so tired…?

So you just did a little stabbing?

As Cheong was strangely tired and his body was drooping Seoliri stood blankly and looked down at Cheong whose head was sticking out of the blanket on the bed.

“what are you doing? “Aren’t you sleeping?”

“If someone writes something I will go to sleep.”

Seoliri’s pronunciation had also improved tremendously so if she got a good night’s sleep today she would probably be better tomorrow.

Normally if you have a severe or moderate nose cold it will get better in a day.

In any case isn’t Seoliri’s refusal to fulfill her duties as Lady Juk the last reason it’s worth taking her with her?

“hmm. great. Then let’s do it like this.”

“Merzo?”

“From what I’ve seen Seol Soje sleeps really well no matter who’s around right? “It’s so completely faint that even someone carrying it doesn’t notice.”

“No.”

“great. If Seol Sojeo just lies still and can endure this angle (30 minutes) I will get you another room. But you can’t stand it and sleep? Then he will commit a shameful crime of lying and will unconditionally sleep with me from now on. how is it?”

“It’s cold.”

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“If you don’t want to you can sleep on the floor.”

“It’s shameful.”

“Uh-hui. Are you scared? I can’t even bet because I feel like I’m going to lose. I could barely hold on to this angle and thought ‘Wow who’s looking at those eyes?’ “My nose is making noises.”

At that a tendon appeared on Seoliri’s forehead.

“It’s okay.”

And then he pretends to lie down on the bed.

To begin with it is a guesthouse with only the countryside features so even if it is a bed it is only the size of a snot.

As Cheong played with his body under the blanket he lay down against Seoliri’s torso and put his arms and legs up.

“Clean it up. “Complain.”

“Then it is not advantageous to Seol Sojeo. “If someone is there and makes you feel uncomfortable you won’t be able to sleep any more.”

“Even if you don’t do this-”

“Uh-hui. It’s for the sake of fairness. I’m trying to monitor you to see if you’re not breathing by stretching and pinching your body just to survive without sleeping. ruler. Now this angle. start.”

Lying in a warm blanket and holding the cold bamboo lady whether it’s an aftereffect of the ice attack or just my constitution the world is so peaceful and comfortable that I wonder if this is paradise.

And after a while.

“…tease.”

As Cheong slowly fell into sleep the sound of snoring was heard in his ears. Maybe it’s because I have a cold but I make a cute snoring sound regularly. do.

After waking up after taking medicine for a cold I got caught in the rain while driving a carriage.

No matter how sensitive I am I can’t sleep when someone is around so how can I endure this fatigue?

And I don’t know why but I didn’t use much strength but running around in the rain made me lose more stamina than I thought.

Anyway I was so tired that when I heard that cute snoring sound I couldn’t stand it and fell asleep…

—-

I had been sleeping rough since early evening and when I woke up I had no idea what time it was.

Originally when I looked at the sunlight coming into the room I thought it was morning morning or afternoon but it was dark inside the room and when I concentrated I heard the sound of rain.

Seoliri’s nose cold seems to have completely healed and her breathing is wheezing and there is no scratching anywhere.

Cheong felt a little disappointed.

hmm. The sound of Komaengmaeng was also cute.

hmm. But if you take away the cuteness from Seol Sojeo what is left?

Isn’t he just a pretty coachman?

From now on without needing to find a coachman can’t we just tell Seol Sojeo and find out?

Even if we ride together they don’t say a word anyway so if you let them sit in the coach seat you can save a little money.

hmm. Can you save money?

Should we rather see it as costing money?

Qing used to have a lot of money but now he has more.

The coachman was planning to enjoy the ride alone and then share the fun with his friends for extra money.

From what I heard he asked me to give him ten pieces of silver.

So basically each of the fifteen people took ten silver nyang.

Plus the separate charger bag was really useful.

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It was planned to generate more money by disposing of the cheap weapons in the carriage’s luggage compartment.

In that sense the Qing government removed a lot of trash from the ground and earned a lot of money in return.

It was an income that could not have been earned if Seoliri had been asked to act as a coachman.

Anyway.

hmm. It’s musty.

Air conditioning devices were not invented in the primitive ancient barbaric and central plains so I miss it.

Still even though it’s raining the weather isn’t that hot but with all that moisture the weather in July has to be cool. How cool can it be?

As I came out of the room I realized that I had woken up early in the morning.

“oh. lily. “Are you awake?”

Not only Jeomsoi who had been diligently washing the table since morning but the daughter of the inn owner spoke up.

It’s me. It’s a song you’d only hear in the countryside.

“Oh my. “What kind of rain is coming like this?”

“Sure. “The elders said that perhaps it was because this spring was so dry but it seemed like the rain that hadn’t come before was coming.”

“Well it was a bit difficult.”

From the time I left the priestess’ gate until the end of the martial arts competition until spring bloomed and fell there were rare rainy days.

I think I heard something like the water level in the Grand Canal was halved.

“hmm. So how long will the rain last?”

“lol. How can I know the will of heaven? lily.”

“I see…”

Even weather forecasting is not active in the primitive uncivilized and uncivilized central plains. In the first place weather forecasting is a very cutting-edge technology.

Of course the weather forecast is very important.

Thanks to this there were weather forecasting assistants such as feng shui practitioners astronomers and weather analysts in the central plains.

However the accuracy is almost at the level where you say ‘Oh it looked like it was going to rain’ only after it rains.

If it rains in the first place is there any other way?

Cheong then got to the point.

“Please ask for someone who can drive the carriage to Luoyang. “I will pay you one silver coin.”

—-

Originally it was a one-day journey from Songshan Dengbong County to Luoyang by horse-drawn carriage.

There was a fun incident along the way so we had fun and made money but we were delayed for a day.

However since it was not a trip with a set time limit I took my time and left early from the countryside so it was very late lunch time when I arrived in Luoyang.

So Luoyang!

Speaking of Luoyang it is one of the three major cities in the central plains…omitted. Anyway I’ve been to this city once and it was raining so I couldn’t even look around outside so I wasn’t particularly impressed.

So I stopped by the stables and returned the carriage.

“Hey. Don’t you take care of the coachman? Even if the world knows that coachmen are no different from robbers do you really think so?”

“I’m sorry I’m sorry…!”

“What if I only apologize in words? This stable was opened. It’s a den of rapists. “I’m going to tell the whole world.”

“Oh no no.”

Cheong skillfully extracted a small amount of compensation.

In the first place don’t you know about the deviations of the horsemen in a stable? However he did not particularly interfere with such personal matters.

If the coachman was successful in his side job there would be no rumors about it anyway and if he failed it would be his fault and a small amount of consolation money would be paid.

It’s not that Cheong was particularly vicious and extorted money from bad customers but it was a compensation that was deserved.

“Hehe.”

It is a request that is overflowing with laughter and a clear voice. You seem to be feeling very good.

At times like this any travel companion with universal sensibilities and common sense should ask ‘Why do I feel so good? ‘What’s good?’ You will have to ask.

However except for her coolness as a bamboo lady Seoliri was lacking in all aspects as a road companion.

It’s not like I can have a conversation even though I’m a stranger and don’t have a single penny and my attitude isn’t friendly either.

No matter how much I think about it I feel like I am a living Bodhisattva who has descended into the royal world taking this with me as a travel companion.

Even my sister-in-law wasn’t this useless.

My sister-in-law always hugs me and when she gets something to eat she’s busy putting it in her mouth before mine. She carries her luggage and even carries her body when her legs hurt.

Even though she is like Seol Iri in terms of being stupid isn’t it rude to compare her to my sister-in-law who is so full and overflowing with her inner self!

How in the world can there be someone smaller than Gyeon Po-hee?

Why on earth is this insignificant yet useless human being alive and breathing?

Cheong looked at Seoliri sitting at the table and sighed.

As a side effect of martial arts a mysteriously beautiful woman with silver hair casts a sullen gaze at Cheong.

They say that staring blankly without an expression is now an alternative to asking what’s wrong with that.

madam. face.

If it wasn’t a real face I’d throw it away.

It’s a cute hugging pillow with a self-moving function that will make you feel relaxed just by looking at it.

So it’s not a pillow but a cuddler?

Anyway whatever. Bamboo lady

In the end since Seol-ri failed to fulfill her duties as a colleague such as appearing to be in a good mood the question of why Cheong was in a good mood will remain forever in the labyrinth…

asked Jeomsoy instead.

“Hey Jeomsoy. “There are some sassy people in Luoyang called Heukyeonghoe right?”

That’s right.

It is said that a gentleman’s revenge is not too late even after ten years. This has been the spirit of Jungwon that the people of Jungwon have had since ancient times.

Never forget grievances for 1000000 years and never forget grace. This can be said to be the spirit of the great Chinese people Jungwon itself.

It had been only three years since the Qing had made a humiliating withdrawal from Luoyang so it was the perfect time to complete the revenge that had not yet been fulfilled.

however.

“ah. You mean those guys? “It’s ruined.”

“Huh. why? “Why are you ruining it?”

“From what I heard it seems like you messed with a high-ranking member of the Murim family.”

Jeomsoi explains that twenty coins worth of coins were sent by warriors from the Hebei Paeng family and the Hwangbo family who attacked the business and uncovered the ugly crime.

Thanks to this the other factions in Luoyang immediately let go and cast We Don’t Know.

In the end it was attacked by two of the Dae-Daen-Se and ultimately collapsed without leaving a single foundation stone.

The mission window started flashing and a window popping up notifying the completion of the unexpected mission.

For some reason it was late and I felt like I was being ridiculed for being such an idiot.

No why!

If Paenga and Hwangbo go together they and San are small guys!

Are these people having fun without me?

I know how to destroy you too!

How much he likes it when I chop up bad guys!

Cheong’s mood plummeted.

I believed it…

It was the pain of being betrayed by a friend I trusted.

How can they do something fun like that without me?

If Paeng Dae-san and Hwang Bo-un-cheok had heard it it was a lament that would have been astounding their noses blocked and their ears blocked.

To protect the Qing Dynasty Paeng Daesan went out of his way to protect the Qing Dynasty by mobilizing his family’s warriors to protect the Qing Dynasty.

Hwang Bo-un-cheok simply listened to Cheong’s words and participated burning with chivalry not to mention the unique spirit of Sodaehyeop.

Fortunately Cheong was able to quickly compose himself.

It’s already ruined so what can you do?

Hello my sweetheart. My Eunwon.

But um. ah. looks delicious.

Because the dishes started to come out.