I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 276



[Episode 276] Journey to Shaolin

And then Seoliri turns around again.

“Where are you going again?”

“fruit…”

I don’t know if I know what I’m saying is nonsense but my voice is uncertain and the ending of my words is slurred.

“Can you tell what’s okay to eat and what’s not? “Isn’t that area just filled with ice?”

“I can tell apples apart.”

“No that’s ridiculous. Do you know that the apples are just growing in the back mountain? And now it’s July what kind of apples are you looking for?”

Cheong is an expert at picking up things from the mountains.

You must make it clear that you are an expert in picking up food not a survival expert.

Because of their constitution they are experts who just eat anything and everything but they are completely ignorant of whether it is toxic or how to consume it safely.

Still I roughly knew the difference between something delicious and something tasteless but to the average person ‘something tasteless’ usually meant the same thing as dying if you ate it.

“Then what opens?”

“At this time well. peach? “I think it’s still a little unripe.”

“peach.”

Seoliri swallowed her saliva and a faint smile appeared on her expressionless face.

It seems he likes peaches.

Then he tried to turn around again.

Cheong was dumbfounded so he grabbed him again.

“Do you know that peaches are open in some mountain behind? “To begin with delicious fruits aren’t just lying around in the wild.”

“no. “I saw it when I came.”

“That’s a mountain peach. It will be sour and astringent and your stomach will hurt.”

Seoliri looks at Cheong’s complexion closely. I had a hard time believing whether he was trying to deceive me or if it was real.

“Oh my gosh if I send it away I’ll be in big trouble. Okay come eat dinner with me. No you’re just leaving on the road without any money? How can people be so careless and careless? And that too with a woman’s body. “How are you going to eat and sleep on the street?”

Cheong (flower beggar) clicked his tongue and said.

At that Seoliri’s eyes become fierce.

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“why. “Do you have anything to say?”

“yes.”

“is it so? Then try it.”

“no I do not want.”

What on earth are we supposed to do with this?

At least I know that he has no friends.

Even Moyong Sojeo a hedgehog with a thousand times inferiority complex who fires sharp thorns in all directions is followed by followers whether he is a member of the women’s association or not.

“So you’re not going to eat with me either?”

“no.”

“You mean eating?”

“yes.”

A wicked smile appeared on Cheong’s face.

Then I tried to say “I’m hungry please buy me some food” but I stopped because I thought it would be too cruel to hold food hostage.

I don’t know anything else but you shouldn’t be rude with food. That’s too much.

“song. “Let’s eat until our stomachs are full today.”

Which house is the best at Buddhist painting?

In fact it was a very difficult problem.

Since Buldojang is not a health food dish that you eat once a year when something comes to mind it is considered to be one of the highest-class dishes in the central region and may be eaten once a year on a very special day.

So even if you ask people they only know about the restaurants I’ve tried. If you ask Jeomsoy they’ll tell you that my restaurant is the best so I have zero trust.

But when you have a fierce appetite your brilliant mind goes crazy and there is a solution.

“Hey Jeomsoy. “How long does it cost to do a Buddhist painting here?”

“Oh Sozer! We start from 15 nyang. “If you take us in open seating it starts from 5 nyang…”

“hmm. “I’ll take a look around and come back.”

When they said they would be seated in an open seat they meant that they would be seated in an open seat but in a place with the best view.

If there are two beautiful women business will explode.

Cheong filtered it out for now.

“We start from 20 nyang…”

“If you invite us to an open house we should treat you better…”

“For us the standard is 25 nyang.”

Then Cheong finally found the answer.

“The main store is a bit expensive.”

“That’s good. “Are there any cool seats left?”

“Oh my gosh!”

So Cheong sat down with Seoliri in the open corner at the top of the restaurant.

“Then what do you want to do for our Buddhist painting? “There is a high-class Buddhist painting a special Buddhist painting a unique super-special Buddhist painting and a super-super-special Buddhist painting.”

For some reason I feel like I just have to pull it out.

Cheong suppressed the feeling he had been feeling for the first time in a long time and ordered the top-quality special buldojang followed by some fried eggplant and some small vegetables for additional vegetable consumption.

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Jeomsoy who caught the big fish for the first time in a while is so thirsty it’s the best!!! Super special!!! Special!!! Special!!! He repeated the incantation with a voice that rivaled that of a lion and walked away.

So we are excitedly waiting for the food to be cooked.

“…”

“Seol Sojeo? “The weather is really hot these days isn’t it?”

“yes.”

“…”

“…”

He was the type of person who was really difficult to be with because he wouldn’t even talk to me first and would cut me off with a short answer whenever I tried to start a conversation.

Such an awkward time an awkward time the long wait between you and me has finally come to an end. As soon as Jeomsoi opens the lid of the luxurious pot the unique sweet scent of Sohongju spreads out and at the same time all kinds of delicious smells come out!

“Whoa. It already looks delicious. hmm. Seol sojeo? “I’m drooling.”

“no.”

Seoliri wiped her mouth with her sleeve.

What isn’t is what it isn’t. At the same time his gaze was directed directly into the pot.

If you ask me what Buldojang cooks I would just say it’s a braised liquor with all the delicious things in it.

A few things that must be included are shark fin and sea cucumber and abalone. As for meat it is the best dried meat in the central region called Hwatoe.

Of course because it’s inland the shark’s fin is missing and the dried sea cucumber is a bit wrinkled but you can’t help but smile when you look at all the ingredients.

So after serving Seoliri a very large bowl and also serving Cheongdo we finally had a late dinner.

Cheong is usually a good eater.

This is because she is the woman in the world best suited to the expression “cheating.” Even with good words it can hardly be called eating.

But Seoliri ate it well too.

I looked at it suspiciously wondering if it was my first time seeing this dish and tried to break it open and turn it over to see what was in it but as soon as I put one of the cut pidans in my mouth –

and. What is a smile?

Cheong looked blankly at Seoliri’s bright smile.

It was already a face I liked but the bewitching smile that spread over it along with the blush made me forget how to use my chopsticks.

Of course my body remembers it so my left hand automatically moves (since my right hand is completely ruptured) and I scoop it into my mouth and my tongue and jaw start working and I swallow it down.

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha.”

People from the North Sea usually boil everything and eat it very hot. This means that you are very good at eating hot food.

Seoliri lost face and started inhaling but I should say that it felt different from Cheong’s first time eating. Why on earth do you eat food like that? He eats so vulgarly.

The guests who were dining on the same floor suddenly turned their gazes in surprise at the sound of a woman’s voice that was not a prayer.

And after that from the customers’ perspective should I say it was a surprise or a good luck in getting a spectacle that will never be seen again in royalties?

Two exquisite beauties are having a meal and one woman shoves food into her mouth and chews it as if she were her parents’ enemy.

Anyone who sees it at the dinner table will say tsk tsk what kind of person is the uneducated pig? It looks like an ugly thing that even a pig wouldn’t eat like that but it is so beautiful that it still feels like a nice sight to see and it is an amazing and strange experience.

And one woman was happily eating but for some reason each breath coming out of her mouth and nose was accompanied by a mournful moan.

It’s unrelated to this but I would say it’s really strange to suddenly see guests crossing their legs or sitting more or less together.

Either way Seoliri was already more than halfway distracted.

The North Sea Ice Palace is not in good condition.

People in barren lands naturally have few warehouses. Because warehouses are created after filling people’s stomachs first.

As a result although he went to the south with orders to arrest criminals he did not receive a large amount of money for his activities from the beginning.

It was because of the circumstances but I also knew they would catch me quickly.

The Binggung people will be noticed anyway so if you go out to the central area and ask around they will catch you right away.

The people of Binggung are hillbillies who never thought that Jungwon was so big and wide that it was a land with a vastness that was close to infinite.

How amazing is it to think that the Centipede Ice Plate is the largest piece of land reaching the end of the world?

So Seoliri lived in the Murim League and ate Murim League food.

Sometimes when I wanted to eat something delicious I went to Yongbongjihoe and ate banquet dishes.

For your information Paeng Dae-san said that banquet dishes are prepared assuming that everything has cooled down so it is difficult to give a good evaluation in terms of appearance and taste.

But Seoliri’s food was so delicious that the people of Jungwon thought that they were the only ones eating this dish. But is there any food that warms the inside because it is a bit hot?

This was the reason why Seoliri often showed up at the Yongbong branch even though she had no friends.

Moreover since access by others is completely blocked there is no need for anyone to exploit you.

So this is the moment when Seoliri is exposed to a proper special cuisine for the first time since Kangho’s departure a dish that perfectly suits the North Sea people’s taste for boiling like lava!

So the two women continued their fighting meal and on the top floor the restaurant’s most luxurious seats the rotation of seats completely stopped as other customers watched without even being able to breathe.

“Whoa. “I’m full.”

Cheong leaned back and rubbed her pregnant belly. It’s almost like five to six months of pregnancy. In fact it is a lonely animal that looks surprisingly cute because it has something growing inside it.

Seoliri looked at Cheong’s pregnant belly with wonder in the world then lowered her head.

“It was a good meal. thank you.”

It was a surprisingly polite greeting.

Is it really rice cake? Did your likeability increase a little after eating together? Cheong grinned and tried to have a conversation after the meal.

“how is it. Did it hit your mouth?”

“yes.”

Apparently not.

“Now that we’ve finished eating Seol Sojeo should stop following us around and go back to Maeng.”

“no I do not want.”

He didn’t deny that he was following him around so it didn’t seem like he had any intention of hiding anything in the first place.

“They said they didn’t have any money. Where are you going to sleep tonight? Are you going to sleep on the street?”

Seoliri looked at Cheong quietly with a sullen expression and then blurted out a word.

“I’ll go back and sleep so just wait.”

“ah. Do you want to go back now sleep and come back? Well if I go now I will arrive by midnight and if I come back after breakfast tomorrow morning I can be back before lunch.”

“yes.”

“That said what about tomorrow? “I’m going to Jongnam Mountain but do you want to go back and sleep every day?”

Seoliri bit her lip.

“I’m going to sleep outside.”

“Have you ever stayed overnight?”

“yes. many.”

Seol Iri just doesn’t know the situation in the midfield.

They are originally a strong North Sea people who forced their roots and live in an uninhabitable land.

“But instead it’s getting dark by the end of the day so why don’t you book a room with me and stay for a day and then go back?”

“no I do not want.”

“I’m going to make a long circuit all the way to Sacheon. Do you plan to stay overnight and follow along during the journey?”

“yes.”

Very stubbornness is also stubbornness.

Cheong just gave up on persuasion.

Well if he gets tired of following me he might fall away.

“all right. “If Seol Sojeo is true that’s true.”

It was when Cheong said that and was about to stand up thinking that he should take the guest’s cup.

“Where do you stay at Seomun Soje?”

“I’m going to look for it from now on.”

“Then when do we leave tomorrow?”

I wondered why he was asking but it turned out to be a confirmation to keep following him.

Do you usually ask this out loud like this?

Cheong who was secretly grumpy answered.

“As I wish. Normally I can’t sleep when I’m alone right? If I can’t sleep I might just leave in the middle of the night. So focus and monitor well. “Don’t miss it.”

It wasn’t just that he was grumpy he was telling me not to lose my mind and to keep my composure and be nervous because he said he was going to stay overnight.

Seol Sojeo is also a cilantro in his own way. Isn’t it an insult to cilantro to call a climactic brat a cilantro? Heavy water yes. Seol Sojeo is also somewhat of a middle-aged person so as long as you keep your mind on it you won’t get into trouble.

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Since he was very wealthy financially he rented a high-class room in a luxury hotel took a refreshing bath and threw himself into a high-class bed.

As expected it was very comfortable to have my body completely buried in it even though it was worth the money.

If I just do this I think I’ll be able to fall asleep quickly. hmm. sleep. sleep.

But I can’t sleep.

To be precise my body is tired and my mind is exhausted so I feel drowsy but I can’t sleep because it’s uncomfortable to close my eyes and lie down.

I think I dozed off occasionally but I woke up with a very terrible feeling and all that remained was the realization that the nightmare I couldn’t remember was repeating itself with the same content every time I dozed off.

I still can’t sleep alone.

Finally Cheong stood up shaking his hair.

The bedroom alone is quiet.

Still I guess it’s fortunate that it’s not completely quiet as you can hear the cool sound of rain falling outside the window covered with greaseproof paper.

This is because Cheong liked rain which I did not like from his hometown before leaving the country. In particular hearing the sound of rain in a comfortable and peaceful state brings about peace of mind and body.

Cheong completely opened the window.

Shoot!

The refreshing sound of rain like the sound of frying fries filled the room.

And the sound of rain. I really like it. I want to eat green onion pancakes.

Is that why?

As I listen to the refreshing sound of rain I feel like I am gradually becoming calmer.

I have a premonition or confidence that I can sleep well now.

In response Cheong quickly lay down on the bed to hold on to the beast that had come for the first time in a while.

And so the refreshing sound of rain feels like all my worries are being washed away and I feel really good and fall asleep. Sleep…

It was the moment when Cheong was about to fall asleep.

A thought suddenly crossed my mind. My eyes widened and I couldn’t help but jump up.

Oh right! Seol Sojeo!