I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 272



[Episode 272] Journey to Shaolin

what? Is it me?

Cheong saw a pair of high-quality shoes perched above the top of his head and turned his head as little as possible to look left and right.

In conclusion I guess I’m right?

Cheong slowly raised his head.

In fact he is not from here.

It wasn’t like I was particularly sad or didn’t know what to do with my body. I just don’t want to be the center of attention in an atmosphere like this.

If you’re the empress then I’m also friends with the king. I ate with Jayu didn’t go to the bathroom didn’t sleep but I ate.

To put it bluntly are you a friend of the Empress?

To be precise he is not a friend of the king but a friend of free individuals.

Cheong raised his head and looked at the self-proclaimed mother of all Central Plains people.

Although there was a backlight Cheong’s superhuman vision was able to clearly see the Empress’s face hidden in the shadows.

A very very pretty off-white lady.

It was difficult to guess his age just by looking at his face but although he showed signs of age his skin was tight and he maintained his youthful appearance.

After all when she becomes an empress wouldn’t she spend about two visits a day focusing solely on her skin? do.

Unlike Cheong who thought nothing of it the Empress’s eyes trembled mercilessly as she looked down.

“What is your name son?”

“It is called Cheonnyeo Seomuncheong.”

“What happens to Yeonchi?”

“It’s my vacation this year. mama.”

“Huh. Seomuncheong Seomuncheong…”

Then he looked down burdenedly and then said another word.

“You’re wearing a sword? “Are you a Murim person?”

“yes.”

“How much have you achieved?”

“It’s a shame but it’s only been a few days since I reached the pinnacle.”

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“Taegam? What is the level of transcendence? “Should I consider it a blessing that I achieved it in my spare time or is it a shame that it was late?”

“This is an unprecedented and amazing achievement that has never been seen before in the history of Mama Joongwon. “If Mama wasn’t there how dare you tell a lie? It’s such an outrageous thing that I would scold you and throw you to sleep.”

“okay? If so it is a very grand event. I’ve heard about the lives of many people but I don’t think I’ve ever heard how a female warrior lives. “I think I’d like to listen to it now.”

Afterwards both the empress and the eunuch looked at Qing blankly.

what? As Cheong’s eyes were blinking I heard him say something hurriedly under his breath without any pitch just under his breath.

-The castle is nothing short of amazing.

Seol Sojeo! It wasn’t a block of ice!

Cheong who ate the answer raw answered exactly as it was.

“oh. My sincerity is ruined. mama.”

So Qing followed behind the Empress towards the golden carriage.

Just like that I casually walked across the space where everyone’s body was pressed to the ground and put down all their weapons in front of the carriage.

“pipe? “Do you know how to play the flute?”

“yes. mama. “It’s a poor workmanship.”

“Then there is no need to give it away. “Do you want to tell me too?”

“Yes mama.”

In fact for the Qing people it is not a flute but rather a single-rod very hard iron weapon with the additional function of making sound by blowing.

As the Qing mounted a golden carriage with the Empress wearing weapons it can be said that the will of Prince Mo who said in the past that a man should wear seven swords and climb the stairs of the Emperor came true here.

After getting on the huge golden carriage and throwing out all the maids to discuss what they wanted to say I found myself face to face with the Empress in a wide space.

Did you ask me to tell you about the life of a female warrior?

While Cheong was deciding what to talk about a shocking command suddenly came down like a lightning bolt from the clear sky.

“Take off your clothes.”

“…yes?”

“Didn’t you hear? “He told me to take off my clothes.”

At that moment I have mixed emotions.

What kind of bizarre command is this?

The first thing you say as soon as you two are alone is to take off your clothes. It’s a shame that she was a woman and a wife. If she were a man she would have been kicked out right away.

The colored bag is stuck! Physical retirement! Be quiet! do.

Qing was shocked and looked at the empress. However there was no slyness or other strange colors in her eyes only affection.

“I just have some things to check so don’t be too upset.”

“Yes yes…”

Cheong thus pulled down the aesthetic clothes. I can’t even turn my head but I’m staring at you so hard that the pressure is a thousand times greater.

After destroying everything from the beginning to the end the Empress trembled and spoke again and gave an order.

“Lift your left breast.”

“Like this?”

“More closely.”

After Cheong lifted the heavy lump of flesh the Empress completely stopped moving as if she had broken down. Then suddenly he reached out his trembling hand and rubbed the bottom of Cheong’s left breast.

“Mama you’re in trouble if you do this.”

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“There’s a dot here. “There is a mole…”

“Dots? “Is there a mole there?”

At that Cheong looked down and tried to lift and pull his breasts and make noise but he couldn’t check because they were covered by the flesh.

From then on the Empress continued to observe Cheong’s body from various angles.

Then suddenly a tear rolled down my face.

“mama?”

“Don’t you understand this? Isn’t your mother here? “I recognized this mother at a glance but you cruel bitch why didn’t you say a warm hello?”

And then unable to continue speaking due to the tears overflowing Cheong couldn’t help but hide his embarrassment as he sobbed under his breath.

And then.

It took quite some time for the Empress to calm down.

Cheong didn’t know what to do and he was even more at a loss when he suddenly hugged her.

That’s because when you suddenly hear something like “I’m your baby” you wonder if that sound is a line coming from outer space or if it’s okay to do this.

“I think you are misunderstanding something but among the martial arts practiced by martial artists there are some that make you pretty. “That’s where my appearance came from and my original appearance was twisted tangled and absolutely hideous so I guess you were mistaken…”

Cheong’s beauty comes from the fairy’s transcendental charm ability points to be precise due to the increase in martial arts abilities she has mastered here and there.

Kang-ho Chochul’s Cheong was literally an ugly food that he would not eat even if given to her so it makes no sense to recognize her based on her current beauty.

But the empress did not give in.

“The fever bloomed from the strange disease the skin festered and the face was distorted into a guanwasa. It took an instant for my beautiful face to turn ugly. “Now the condition has healed and the original womb has emerged.”

“No that’s not it. Am I really a princess? “If it were the same thing there would be no way I would have been alone in a cave like that with my eyes open in the first place.”

“You mean the cave at the foot of Seosan in Liaoning?”

“oh.”

“okay. They say that once you are revived you will forget everything that happened in your life and become a new person. “Those foolish monks didn’t just deceive you with lies.”

“If you could explain it to the celestial maiden…”

On the first day of April Princess Yeonsul falls ill with a mysterious illness.

Even though all kinds of brave lawmakers visit there is no relief.

This is what Kangho Jeil Clinic the so-called faithful diagnosed and said because the brain is already dead so it is nothing more than a living corpse. He said that in the next three days he would stop breathing so it would be a good idea to prepare his mind.

At that time great nuns from Cheonchuk called Cheonnyeosa Temple came to visit.

And so it is said.

Since their soul and spirit have already reached the point of death they have already crossed the waters of the underworld and are nothing more than a living breathing body.

However if you keep alive for forty-nine days as a spiritual sacrifice you will be able to deceive King Yeomra’s death list.

Then the spirit whose name is missing from the list will return and the dead person will be revived.

However since he is already immersed in the nether world and has forgotten all memories of Inse even if he is revived he will not be the monarch he was when he was alive.

Accordingly the Crown Princess entrusted the throne to her mother and she took 2500 gold crowns and various elixirs and set out to find a magical cave in the land of Liaoning.

And on the 60th day when he returned with a healthy body along with the Buddhist monk the emperor and crown prince were happy and impressed with his magical magic so they appointed him to the position of Buddhist monk in the imperial palace and wrote a plaque at Cheonnyeo Temple.

“This foolish mother was deceived. Aren’t those foolish witches using a fake imitation of you? However the Emperor has long since lost his previous weapon and fallen into the enchantment of those witches. I have come here to pray for your peace in the sorrow of losing my child and the sorrow of losing you. I am grateful to the Buddha for his help in this world…”

“uh….”

To be honest I didn’t really believe it.

If the mission window hadn’t been flashing I wouldn’t have continued to believe it.

[Lineage Mission – Roots]

[You have faced your true lineage.]

Cast out the fake princess and reclaim her place as the rightful monarch.

The emotion Cheong felt was relief.

ah. Still I wasn’t something with a human-like appearance or a monster that suddenly appeared out of thin air.

I thought I was a human being.

If the original body owner had an owner and his/her brain died is he/she brain dead? Vegetable person?

Since I confirmed that there was no other mind inside me when the mental parasite invaded it seems that the body’s original owner had long ago gone to the underworld.

It was unknown whether the main character in the dictionary of martial arts that Cheong chose originally had this kind of background story or whether his attractiveness ability score was set to the lowest and this body happened to be the perfect fit for the world with an appearance twisted and festering due to a strange disease.

We will never know in the future.

If someone omnipotent had seen it they might have clicked their tongues and asked “Who threatened me with a knife telling me to pick out the blood poison based on my constitution?”

Was it really necessary to forcefully bring in Cheonsalseong who still had a long period of activity left to choose?

It would have been unfair if Cheong had found out.

Who cares about such details in the virtual world that people enjoy as a hobby?

And then I became embarrassed again.

So what are you going to say now?

Unfortunately your daughter has already passed away.

I am using the body you left behind very well so don’t worry and just give it to me. If possible wouldn’t it be possible to say that it would be okay to give it to a place like Amiphana etc. where women are not allowed to enter rather than Shaolin?

But that doesn’t mean you can’t make a fuss and say “Oh my god you were my mother.”

This was because regardless of the mission Cheong was not the empress’s daughter.

At least that’s what the body looks like but when it comes to this I feel very keenly the saying that a person’s identity lies in memory.

My mother is not in this world but she is alive and well in the other world.

As a mother who lost her child I don’t know if she’s still okay but my older brother and younger sister should have helped me get it together.

At that time the Empress stroked Qing’s cheek.

It was a very touching touch.

“You’re alive. my daughter It was alive. Yes I’m thankful that I’m alive and seeing your face. Just for being alive. “It was a pity that this mother could not follow her to death but it is truly great that she survived so beautifully.”

This is how she became a real princess.

Cheong spoke with difficulty.

“Hey. “I am sorry to tell you but Cheonnyeo is already a wild woman who lives as Seomuncheong a disciple of the priestess so the Empress…”

I took it out but I couldn’t finish it.

What about the Empress?

Please pretend you don’t know? This is strange.

I’m not your daughter?

Isn’t this even more strange?

It was a difficult request in one way or another.

Then the Empress nodded.

“Are you coming? It worked out better. It is said that the current imperial palace is a den of very strange devils. “Isn’t it really fortunate that you are in a safe world?”