I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 268



[Episode 268] Chojeolcheong

Sima Chunfeng worked hard to control his facial expression.

Because an expression that tells no one’s true intentions is an essential virtue of a genius. Of course I just thought that I was the only one who managed my facial expressions perfectly.

From Cheong’s perspective Sima Chunfeng’s already ferocious expression became even more ferocious.

So I thought to myself ‘Wow that frown is a bit scary but what did I do wrong?’ I just looked back and thought about it.

Is it because it is too late to repeat the name?

But there was a different answer.

“That bitch doesn’t like being called Jiniang Hyeonhwa. “They say it’s because they don’t like that big obscene lump of flesh wrapped up and hidden over there called a wisdom bag.”

Mo Yong Ju-hee quickly explained.

“Write it. I can’t use bad words. Nice words. “You decided to become a better person right?”

After speaking I feel like I said something like this again sometime ago. You’re a little kid.

They say they are brother and sister but they are at the same level.

A docile answer came back perhaps because he thought it would be the same to listen well.

“Tsk. yes. “I will do that.”

“The kid is good.”

Cheong patted Mo Yong Ju-hee’s head.

Meanwhile Cheong cannot see Mo Yong Ju-hee’s expression. This is because he is sitting on his lap and resting his chin on his shoulder looking at Sima Chunfeng who came to see him even though he was not invited.

However in Sima Chun-feng’s view he can see Mo Yong-ju-hui becoming more comfortable the moment he strokes her head.

Ji Nang Hyeonhwa was amazed by that sight.

“How on earth did you tame such a fierce beast? “How can an animal that refuses to eat even when the main woman preaches it so well behave like a docile domestic animal…!”

I would say that Jinang Hyunhwa’s genius is not to think about it to herself.

Jinang Hyunhwa’s outstanding intelligence is that neither animals nor livestock are treated like humans.

“What!? beast? cattle? “This little pig with horns is a bitch…!”

“Write it. “Naughty words.”

“But he did it first.”

“You don’t have to be at the same level just because the other person did it right? You decided to become a better person right? And he did it first. Are these words coming from the mouth of a grown woman and not a seven-year-old child?”

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“Yes yes. “I did it wrong.”

Mo Yong Joo-hee’s unfair and childish resistance was overcome by the whisper of Cheong’s sweet voice in his ear and he simply answered without even knowing what it was saying.

Thanks to you I hope Mo Yong Joo-hee comes to mind later.

‘Didn’t you say ‘An eye for an eye? I have to inflict the same pain in the basement ah ah….’

Mo Yong-juhui who had been struggling to realize Cheong’s duplicity suddenly remembered the time when he was dismembered by blood and his eyes became blank and he lost focus.

However Cheong is nowhere to be seen and Sima Chunfeng is not very interested.

Rather I am just interested in something else.

“How can it be like this beast? Even beasts protect themselves when they see a creature that is better than them but it’s not as ferocious as a beast like this. You tamed something worse than a beast like this right?”

“The expression ‘tamed’ is a bit….”

“Then how on earth did you manage to tame this stupid woman into being so docile?”

“Isn’t that or that the same expression?”

However it was Cheong who did not specifically deny that he was inferior to animals or stupid.

“hmm. for a moment. It’s a different expression. “That’s interesting.”

Sima Chunfeng took a stance that made it seem like he was shouting to anyone who could see that he was thinking of me. This is a pose where you cross your arms and stroke your chin with your right hand.

“is it so. illumination! How did you enlighten this foolish and fierce woman? Or it would be nice to at least make corrections.”

“Uh… faith love and patience?”

“indeed! excellent! I believe it Sozer is definitely a genius. “I would say that it is worth devoting my time which is the most precious and expensive thing in the world.”

Although Cheong saw many strange people in the central plains he was one of the most unique among them.

If you say that he is a gin he may seem like a strange person but if you interpret the Chinese characters as they are he is a strange person.

“Why did you come…?”

“I wanted to confirm with my own eyes what kind of person he was and whether he was an unrivaled giraffe as rumored. And if the rumor is true there was something I wanted to ask. “I would say he is qualified enough to listen to the woman’s questions.”

He may be a strange person but he keeps painting his face with gold anyway.

So what is there? He’s a good person.

“that. “I mean.”

Suddenly Sima Chunfeng who was on the verge of ascending to heaven with such great momentum suddenly shrugged his shoulders and quietly asked a question.

“How does Cheonhwageom walk around with all that shameful flesh on display?”

“…? “A shameful lump of flesh?”

“It is a body part that is unique to women and although it is merely an organ that produces breast milk to feed a child its size varies from person to person making it an unreasonable standard for evaluation.”

In response Cheong condensed his long words.

“Breasts?”

“yes. “How can Cheonhwageom walk around with such shameful flesh on display?”

“Me? When? You’re giving it all away. “I’ve never put it out except when I’m sleeping.”

“Why are you acting so stupid like a bunch of stupid criminals all of a sudden? “It’s not that you go around naked but you cover the waist with a stick so that its size is clearly visible so that the whole world knows the size of the Cheonhwageom.”

The sound of teeth grinding together and the bitch’s very happy mutterings can be heard from a short distance away.

Should I watch my self-talk? Since we were still talking we decided to move on.

“I’m not specifically trying to emphasize size. “If you don’t do physical training you look dull.”

“Then wouldn’t it be better to keep it hidden like the real woman? Didn’t you hear those lowly people whispering? Why do I have to be a bitch with big tits just because I’m bigger than everyone else? “A bitch with big breasts who doesn’t care about her actions and achievements.”

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This was the reason why Sima Chunfeng kept his breasts hidden. I don’t want the genius who will become the youngest vice-military assistant and the next youngest general general of the Murim Alliance and the actual ruler of the martial arts faction to be remembered as just a shallow-hearted bitch.

Even though it has already been several years since Sima Chunbong walked around with his heart wrapped around his chest the mockery of him calling him a bastard and a trifle has not subsided.

So I have no choice but to be very disgusted.

In fact Joongwon’s perception was such that women with large breasts were considered vulgar stupid and obscene.

Even if I brought her in as my wife I couldn’t show her to people as my wife because it would be embarrassing and degrading to the world as my wife’s wife.

It was a world where people refrained from calling an ugly woman “ugly” in front of her but clicked their tongues and called women with large breasts “vulgar.”

Then Cheong answered.

“Hey what’s wrong with what other people say? All I have to do is be honest. And wouldn’t it be okay to become more famous for something other than breasts? “There’s nothing I can do about the fact that I’m already big so I’ll go from being a bitch with big breasts to being a bitch with big breasts too.”

Then lightning struck Sima Chunbong’s head.

“Bitch with big breasts…”

The first part was something Sima Chunbong also thought about regularly. Let’s not pay attention to what the stupid and stupid public says. They say my worth is not in my heart.

But the idea of ​​going from a big-breasted bitch to a big-breasted bitch is truly an innovation!

“Can you please wait just a moment?”

After saying that Sima Chunfeng staggered away.

Cheong tilted his head at that.

Why are you like that? But more than that.

“Moyong Soje? My teeth will all be damaged. Stop grinding. “I already have four less than everyone else so I have to cherish what I have left.”

“Ha but that sounds pissed. “A pig bitch is a bad bitch because she’s so lucky.”

The sound of teeth grinding is loud again.

Cheong sighed deeply.

Then Mo Yong Joo-hee starts to tremble.

“I told you not to use mean language.”

“I’m sorry I’m sorry. I just. “I’m so jealous…”

Mo Yong-juhui immediately raised the white flag.

Then suddenly he secretly asked me a question.

“But… if you use mean language. that. Will I be punished? Do you punish me? “If you give me that punishment I think I can fix it…”

“Why do you want more honey balm? If I were hit any more the top of my head would rise up like a mountain. “What should I do with this?”

“No honey chestnuts!”

“In the first place punishment should be the one you hate the most-”

“that! “Not honey chestnuts so that doesn’t work but honey chestnuts just don’t work.”

“Why? “Why only honey chestnuts?”

“Uh… well… that’s not possible but there’s a reason honey chestnuts can’t be made so that’s uh ah! There those guys hit the honey chestnuts and when I hit the honey chestnuts I think of that time. Yes that’s why honey chestnuts are so hard and it’s so hard to hold on.”

It seemed like he was very hesitant and then a miserable sound came out.

Cheong was surprised.

“oh. I don’t even know that. sorry. Because it brings back difficult memories. It hurt like this right? “I guess I was too insensitive.”

“No no. then! So if I say something mean you will scold me? “Can I get punished?”

“Moyong Sojeo. You have to be careful of yourself. You don’t have to be a child to learn by being scolded one by one. Besides how dare I scold Moyong Xiaoje for saying something?”

“I don’t think I can do it alone. If you help me Sojeo if you think I should be scolded please give me a prick… four pricks….”

If you say it yourself like this.

Still I must say that I am truly proud of the will to fix it.

Suddenly this time there was a timid sound of the door opening. Cheong gave me a look and then saw Sima Chunfeng coming back after adjusting his clothes.

and! oh my god! alp! Deep groove!

Hyunhwa hides her power! Hiding a lot!

But I can’t hide it anymore!

They say Mount Tai is high! Under the sky! Hyunhwa!

And then a big realization came to me.

and. I also like really big things.

It’s powerful because it’s actually in front of you. and.

It’s not like I’m peeling it off like Lily Sojeo but I’m just amazed by its presence.

Cheong’s mouth dropped open.

It was almost as if his jaw had fallen off.

It was then.

“It’s okay you pig!”

Mo Yong Joo-hee can’t break his habit and starts yelling again.

The reason it sounds a little awkward is because I think Moyong Sojeo must have been a little discouraged by something of that size.

“Seup. Moyong Sojeo? Are you going to use bad words?”

“oh. Without even realizing it. Then tingling.”

While Cheong was wondering what to do he grabbed Mo Yong Ju-hee’s side leather between his thumb and index finger and twisted it slightly. It was an act called pinching.

“Ugh. “Look if a mark is left on the side others will be able to see it so if you prick the spot that can’t be seen…”

“It’s surprisingly tricky. “Moyong Sojeo.”

“I’m sorry I’m sorry.”

“I have to give the apple to Sima Xiaozhe right?”

“That Chunbong. sorry. Sorry. “I said something harsh…”

However Sima Chunbong’s expression as he received the apology was not pretty. Although she is naturally beautiful she does not have the appearance of being pretty.

“I thought you told me not to call you by your name?”

“Seomun Sojeo. I heard his name is Chunbong. It’s very old-fashioned right? “How can someone’s name be Chunbong?”

“I’m not making fun of Moyong Sojeo’s name. Are you going to be like this when you get older? “Are you going to scold me again?”

“oh. Me again. But rustic is rustic and no matter who hears it Chunbong is rustic.”

I said it was an invisible place.

Cheong grabbed Mo Yong-Ju-Hui’s elbow a little more to be exact.

“But it’s really tacky. “Oh it’s tacky so turn it off.”

In fact if you pinch the upper part of your elbow it hurts so much that it brings tears to your eyes.

Whether it was high school or middle school there was a crazy teacher who only picked on this place so I knew Cheongdo well.

But why do you not change your opinion even though it hurts?

Because it hurts less are you still saying bad things?

Cheong gave him more strength.

“Oh I did it wrong! “I’m sorry Sima Xiaoze.”

Only then did Mo Yong Joo-hee obediently apologize.

Sima Chunfeng smiled as if he was satisfied with the sight.