I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 251



[Episode 251] The appearance of a divine dragon

In the evening after the dance Cheong soaked himself in the reagent firmament drank up the medicinal properties and then lay down on the oil training platform.

And after three rounds of elaborate torture Cheon Yu-hak lay stretched out on the floor leaving Cheong unattended.

Cheong thought as he regained his bound body.

There isn’t a single place that doesn’t ache. How much did it take to struggle like this?

My joints and tendons were so tense that they were on the verge of insanity so of course it hurt but the muscles all over my body were throbbing and convulsing as a result of my efforts to escape the Yuyu-relief procedure.

This mental parasite pretends to be the greatest of all worlds and everything but his death is no ordinary death.

He was so excited that he had been hit hard for only about three o’clock. Oh my gosh pinch it.

In fact Cheong who grumbled so much cried in the previous episode with his nostrils plugged.

It would have been unfair if the mental parasite had found out but the vicious revenge demon who brought the world to grief four times during the four Great Demon Wars was now nothing more than a mind that had collapsed from pain.

In Cheong’s opinion it’s a bit much to scream for death after suffering for only about a year. He is the one who turned the Heavenly Demon Church into a devil religion.

After completing such a rewarding Yuryuryeon training I took a deep breath and woke up with the sun set in the sky.

I went down to see if anyone was coming today and was like “Oh.”

“No who is this? Uggg rrrrr. Why is there no mountain when I come up? mountain! When can we get together properly!?”

“Ugh.”

“what? Wasn’t it this mountain? Which mountain did you climb so you can’t see it? Haha the mountain is still far away.”

“…Do it in moderation”

“hmm. “It seems Ye was stronger than I thought.”

“That woman.”

San frowned.

Cheong frowned along with him.

“That woman. It’s not like we’re a little friendly. “He’s so shy but he’s so kind.”

“That’s not it. hmm.”

Paengdaesan twitches his eyebrows says ummm and twitches again. He looked like he was in deep trouble about whether to say something or not.

Cheong just asked him.

“why?”

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“I don’t know if I should tell you this.”

“What is it? If something is said you should say it. “Who do you want to see explode?”

“hmm. Let me tell you in advance this is not an excuse. “I just think you should know too.”

“Why are you being so grandiose?”

“They dragged Seoncheonjingi and used it. “It looks like he probably learned some special martial arts.”

“who? “Yes?”

The mountain nodded at him.

“Hmm. Are you using Congenital Jingi? Are you saying that you cut your lifespan to use martial arts?”

I understood what Cheong said was not an excuse.

It was said that it should not be taken to mean that Gongsun Yaoye lost because he went to the fight even while using the Seoncheonjingi.

From what Cheong heard it seemed like there was some intention behind it.

“I think you should know. “I lost and have no regrets so don’t look at me like that.”

Peng Daesan who saw Cheong’s impure eyes emphasized once again.

Cheong said with a serious expression.

“hmm. “I need to talk to you.”

There’s no need to risk your life by using the Seoncheonjingi you’re really risking your life.

Was it so desperate to win the secretariat?

Compared to that I…

…

…

It was a time when Cheong was deep in thought.

“Sister! “Gaga unnie!”

“Oh. This voice. “Where are you?”

With the sound of short legs jumping something wrapped around Cheong’s pelvis.

“Hey guy! “The scent!”

Cheong lifted Zhuge Hyang and spun around in place one turn two turns three turns…

“Kyahahaha!”

Without realizing that he was dizzy Jegalhyang burst out in a bright childish laugh.

Muhak was heading to Mucheongak.

But how can I go and get lucky? I thought it would be really out of character to even talk to the Tathagata God.

Plus Seomun Surin’s backlash is probably not normal.

Therefore Muhak’s steps became slower and slower and he seemed very leisurely.

As I crossed the gate of Mucheon Pavilion and went to the training hall I saw young people sweating and concentrating on sparring on this beautiful day.

Muhak visited Cheong thinking that it was indeed a good time. It wasn’t difficult to find because it was a very striking off-white color.

He was sitting comfortably on the grass with his butt pressed against his chest holding a small girl in his arms.

“What type of blanket do you like Gaga? “As for the scent I really like the light and fluffy blankets made with goose down.”

Are you Gaga’s older sister? It was a strange title.

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Ambassador Muhak tilted his head.

Then I thought if women are close to each other they can call each other that.

“I just need a good lining. hmm. If it’s light it’s light and has a soft feel and if it’s heavy it’s not bad if it’s heavy and it’s cozy so this is a close match. But why did you ask about the blanket? “Do you want to give me a gift?”

“Hehe. “I’ve been making a list of coma lately.”

Ambassador Muhak tilted his head again.

A coma? With women? What to do with a baby who looks like he’s about ten years old?

“Hmm.”

“oh.”

It was only then that Cheong noticed Muhak.

Even though my five senses were sharp due to the wind I couldn’t feel it so I felt alert for a moment but I quickly relaxed when I saw the shiny shiny bald head.

“Nobu is a man called Muhak. “Of course you’ve heard my name right?”

“oh! The best in the world! hello. “It’s called the girl Jegalhyang.”

Cheong missed his chance because Zhuge Hyang threw them away without even counting them one by one. Wasn’t it the law of the country to shout on two beats?

Cheong also stood up and greeted him politely.

At that time Muhak finally looked closely into Cheong’s eyes.

A vicious madness is creeping beyond the refreshing wisdom of Taoism and Buddhism….

This crazy dog this crazy dog!

How could you pick up a thousand years old and raise it?

Other masters might have inherited his madness because he was a disciple of Yeo Kwang-gyeon but the eyes of the greatest man in the world saw right through his essence.

The world’s most ominous starlight was held tightly crushed between two hands.

One hand was the pure Taoism of Taoism and the other hand was the great compassion of Buddhism. It is literally as if the Tao of the world is barely holding back the most vicious nature.

“Heh heh. hmm. “If the old man has something to say to this child could the little lady of the Zhuge family please leave for a moment?”

“oh. yes….”

Zhuge-hyang nodded his greetings turned his head quickly and ran out in search of his big brother.

“hmm. okay. “I have something to tell you so why don’t you change your seat?”

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There was also a tea room in Mucheongak so Muhak sat down and kept his mouth shut with a serious expression on his face until the Mucheongak priest served tea.

Cheong opened his mouth first.

“Ambassador. Did you come because of a new skill? “I should have come to see you first and I am very sorry.”

“hmm. no. Isn’t it the law that people with business should come first? “I’m an adult so I can manipulate my subordinates. Well since I’m an adult I can manipulate my subordinates.”

Ambassador Muhak said this and looked at Cheong.

There was a catastrophe in front of us that would plunge the world into blood.

This female crazy dog ​​sang a song about female struggle and all but she really crossed the line.

No matter how much one suppresses one’s inherent bloodlust how can a person break his heavenly command?

In the end it is a great evil and a disaster that will make the world shed tears so you will have to die right here.

Tathagata God and all that right now is not the time for such things to be important-

“Then shall I call Gugyeol now? Or I could write it for you on a non-paid basis.”

“Hmm. “Are you saying you’re just going to give me a new skill?”

“Rather than giving you’re giving back right? They say it originally belonged to Shaolin so it makes sense to return it to its owner.”

“…Was that your idea Surin or your teacher’s idea?”

“Master said it wasn’t your fate and told me to take care of it myself.”

There wasn’t even a hint of delusion on his face when he said that so he was speaking calmly and sincerely.

At this Ambassador Muhak’s spirit was awakened.

“If you wish I will generously hand over the wealth of Shaolin. How do you feel? “Will you still hand it over for free?”

“no way. What would a Taoist use the wealth for? “The priestess is not poor and I Ilshin do not really need money.”

“Heh heh. Then what about the elixir? You know what kind of treasure Daehwandan is right? “Taeyakjeon currently has twelve and the summoning party is over fifty so he can hand over everything as well.”

“hmm. The teacher said that my strength is already comparable to that of a master of martial arts so I am not disappointed with the elixir. ah. Still it might be good if you give me one or two pills.”

“Why are there two pills?”

“I’ll give one to you Master. “I heard that my friend uses a martial arts skill that consumes the epicenter.”

“You mean a child from a polite family.”

“oh. Did you know?”

“Isn’t the Heonwon Sword the emperor’s sword? “No matter how high the level of human skill is in wielding the emperor’s sword there is no price.”

Here the emperor does not mean the Son of Heaven.

Originally the emperor did not mean a human ruler but a god in the Qing hometown style.

Since humans try to wield the power of God how can they not pay the price?

Isn’t it a bit grandiose for a gold border?

Cheong thought so.

However because of such shortcomings it was impossible to think that the grade would have been lowered to gold.

“Hehe hahaha!”

Muhak suddenly burst into lively laughter.

In the end I am not asking for two pills one for my teacher and one for a friend.

As if some kind of grand treat was like a piece of candy.

“Then what about Xingong? “You too will be familiar with the supernormal abilities of the reverse modern water sutra.”

“uh. that is. Actually I already learned it…”

“What!?”

Muhak deftly jumped one foot and landed while sitting down. Then the angle of his furrowed eyebrows sharpened he seemed to be lost in thought and then nodded.

“Since the Tathagata God has reached you it would not be strange if the Reverse Geunse Sutra has also reached you. “Then did you learn anything about Shaolin?”

“It’s just those two.”

“Then how about receiving another spiritual skill in return for returning the Tathagata Kidney? Since you have learned the reverse modern water mirror you should be able to use it without any problems. “You must have experienced the White Treasure Divine Fist and the White Lotus Divine Fist the Great Power Diamond Stronghold and the Bulyeongseonhabo are there any martial arts you want to have?”

“I am a swordsman and the divine law has already established what can be called the season. “You saw me using Neungpamibo.”

“I thought so.”

Muhak nodded and said.

“Amitabha Buddha said that there is nothing in the world where fate is not inevitable. Perhaps it was also inevitable that the teachings of Buddhism reached you. “The guy called Buddhist is still far away.”

It’s not that I wasn’t I was ashamed of being uneducated.

How could a Buddhist disciple say that humans cannot overcome the Mandate of Heaven?

In a way the Buddha’s teachings to cut off all the sufferings of the world of desire and escape from reincarnation are a reversal of the will of heaven to break the cycle of the great world.

How could I possibly be sure that someone who spent his entire life defying the will of heaven and pursuing perfection through selflessness would not become a young man with a bright future?

Rather he was a child of high virtue even though he lived a thousand years in his arms.

According to the words of Suttanipata which is the closest Buddhist sutra among the early sutras of the Pali Tripitaka the Buddha gave the teaching: Rely on non-possession hold non-doing in your heart and suffer from wandering. He said that we should overcome the troubles of the world by not being greedy.

Of course it is also true that Cheong has no particular interest in elixirs or martial arts.

This is because there is a feeling that elixirs are not necessary and martial arts can be learned when needed.

But other than that it was a very greedy jar of desire.

If Muhak had not gone far and just seen Cheong eating he would have recognized the ugly gluttony even if Sibi had only left snacks on the table.

And I must have seen a burning world reflected in the image of the cookie crumbling cruelly under my teeth.

But how would Muhak know that far?

I was just embarrassed sorry and ashamed but I was grateful and amazed at the child’s willingness to return it because it was yours.

“hmm. okay. “While I’m giving it back please use the Tathagata Kidney’s secret gift.”

“oh. Shall I write it for you? Honestly I thought you would ask me to call you right away.”

“Are you planning on telling the old man to memorize something else? I plan to keep it in the Janggyeonggak in your own handwriting so you will have to write it beautifully and with care. “Instead I don’t mind if you put your name on the plait.”

“yes…”

Cheong answered slightly downcast.

Look at this guy no this bitch.

Muhak burst out laughing.

In fact it was not common to inscribe the name of a person so from now on all Shaolin disciples who learn and master Tathagata Shinjang will receive a courtesy to the founder as one of the prayers.

Perhaps when the godmother hears these conditions she will snort in excitement but won’t say anything.

And Muhak’s words did not end.

“It should be memorized by young people not old people. This. “I will sing you one of my verses so listen and memorize it.”

do.