I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 250



[Episode 250] The appearance of a divine dragon

“Seomun Sojeo is so so pretty. oh my god. How could it be like this…”

Gongsun Yaoye who saw Qing could not take his eyes off.

Cheong was so embarrassed that his eyes were so piercing and full of envy.

“What are you doing? Why are you bare-faced?”

“Well as a warrior I am appearing in front of the public but my makeup looks a bit like a girl. Oh this is not what I am saying to Seomun Soje. I am such a beauty so if I put on such shabby makeup people will laugh at me…”

“Can’t an unmanned person wear makeup? A female driver has to act like a male driver to imitate it. “Master also said this?”

Cheong explained why the beauty of the female Seomun Surin style master is necessary.

“I am the representative of female masters. That is too much to say…”

“why. If yes isn’t he already the best among young masters? Of course this body exists but it’s a pity. ruler. Look at me. It’s a good thing I brought it just in case. Wait a minute! “Just a little bit!”

Cheong who learned the Seomun Surin style of beauty practice was already a master of tying hair and applying makeup. However unlike my hair which was ingrained in my body and I always cared about it I never wore makeup.

There were as many cosmetic methods in the midfield as there were attire. Cheong’s preferred type of makeup was a fairly classic makeup method.

Sumi. The eyebrows are thin and slightly frowned.

And increase the size of the eyes by emphasizing the eyelids thickly. In addition only the underside of the lower eyelids was painted with a light blush to give it a flushed appearance after crying.

Also the tone of the cheeks is lighter.

Next for the lips since I don’t prefer to draw a clear cherry shape in the center I spread it out to the left and right to create a natural color tone that gently fades towards the corners of the mouth.

“The child is pretty. “I’m going to fall in love.”

“Even if Sojeo Seomun says that…”

“What a fairy princess I am. Yes I haven’t even learned Fairy Ball but since I’m a beauty why not learn at least one? It’s a waste. “The original version is this good.”

“Later later….”

Gongsun Yaoye whose entire face had become bright red for some reason bowed her head even though the only parts that had been tinted were around her eyes and cheeks and lips.

At that time the Murim Alliance agent helped the two.

“Are you not ready yet?”

“ah! Now it’s done! “Yes let’s go.”

“Yes neet.”

After that he starts walking away with his limbs and joints stiff.

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Why did he become so stiff again?

Cheng gently squeezed Gongsun Yaoye’s hand.

“What are you nervous about? “It’s not like you’re going to go and swing a knife so why are you nervous?”

“Aren’t you nervous? “Because I’m not a person that people really like to begin with.”

“What is that? I also have a lot of love for people out there. But since I don’t know anyone and will always be a stranger anyway what does it matter whether I like it or not? “Isn’t it okay to just like your friends?”

“then! “I’m not him.”

Gongsun Yaoye suddenly raised his voice and then made a very ant-like sound.

“why? Why don’t you stop talking? Have you heard that story? “There are two ways to make people angry: one is to stop talking.”

Gongsun Yaoye quietly waited for Qing’s words. However Cheong was just smiling and tilted his head wondering what was going on.

“Look. It’s like this when you talk. So what were you trying to say? “What are you hiding between us?”

“Ah… that’s me… I have a lot of friends so I’m not that special and I guess they just hang out with me as someone they know…”

The volume in the back part suddenly decreased again.

“Is that possible? Aren’t we friends who share a bed? “It’s just Nana and Ye?”

“Oh if it’s like this it’s half…”

“Oh I have a sister-in-law with Jang Myeong.”

Then Gongsun Yaye’s expression became sad.

“huh? what’s the matter?”

“It’s nothing. Half of a half half a pound no no. That preface? How many times have you been with that other person? no! It’s late so shouldn’t we go quickly? “You already waited for me.”

“ah. “I see.”

Even though his words and actions are strange his movements have become more natural so it seems like the tension has eased a bit.

Cheong held Gongsun Yaoye’s hand tightly and climbed the stairs to the stage.

—-

It would be more accurate to say that the onlookers on the off-stage were more in anticipation than anticipation.

How on earth was she so pretty that a Shaolin monk would show off and do all sorts of dirty things to her?

However most of the opinions were that although he was still a young monk he was a virgin who would cum at the slightest glance at a woman’s collar.

Moreover they say that he covered his face because his beauty got in the way (Cheong never said that). How dare he cover up his handsome face?

Everyone fell in love with my face when they saw it so they snorted that I was covering it because they were afraid that I would surrender over the Hellele weapons.

Besides if she were truly beautiful would there have been a need to endure the fact that her face was so tangled that all the rice she ate came up?

So when Cheong came on stage people just nodded in unison.

then. Even if a virtuous monk had come instead of a young monk he would have been entertained. cancer.

okay. That’s enough to cover it up. How dare you touch such a beautiful woman?

but. If you criticize a peerless beauty by calling her ugly you can’t even pretend to listen.

Then accepting the gracious beauty I simply opened my mouth and became immersed in the wonder of how the two eyes nose and mouth were all the same but only in shape and arrangement.

So everyone was absorbed in describing Cheong’s beauty.

This was because showing off such knowledge was something to be proud of.

A typical pastime of the primitive barbaric ancient central plains was village fighting where people threw stones at each other and looted warehouses and women.

Otherwise it’s just talking about or listening to sagas.

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So after watching intently for a while I was preparing to talk loudly about what it was like to see the most beautiful woman in the world.

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The world’s martial arts world knows that one of the world’s seasons called Tathagata God has been defeated.

Actually this is a very strange thing.

Usually when a season disappears it means that the power of the clan is lost so even if Shaolin is full of purple martial arts it is not something that can be easily reported to others.

Seomun Surin dismissed it as having disappeared because there were no successors to the Tathagata God but this was the opinion of a female fighter who originally had regrets about Shaolin (the highest sect in the central region was for internal use only).

It is an obvious fact if one were to ask whether it is true or false but there is also a sad story behind it.

In the past there was a great flood that could turn the world upside down. Although the Shaolin Temple at the top of the mountain did not suffer much damage the damage suffered by the civilians below the mountain was indescribable.

Therefore the Shaolin Temple actively took steps to save sentient beings.

He made a living by donating donations by farming as the owner of all the surrounding land and by selling elixirs and opened a huge warehouse to provide alms.

People all over the world praised Shaolin’s mercy because the storehouse was endless and greatly relieved the worries of the people of the world.

And the Emperor was unhappy.

There is a emperor who follows the will of heaven and rules the center of the world so how can the wretched middle-class people be praised?

They sucked their fingers when giving alms and said that natural disasters are heaven’s will so the emperor would go against it. They held a banquet and played all the time but then they attacked Shaolin’s benevolence and brought in artillery.

Meanwhile of course Tathagata Goddess also had a special condition.

There was also a spare stipend that I copied down just in case.

The secret along with other martial arts was stored in Janggyeonggak the most famous martial arts library in the world.

And the reserve fund was kept in an emergency room in case of an unexpected disaster.

Even the Shaolin monks could not help the fact that the Baekbo Shinjeon was more popular than the Tathagata Goddess.

If you want to learn Gyeok Gongjang it is easier to learn Baekbo Shinquan and it goes well with the seasons of Shaolin.

Because there are outstanding qigong techniques called Great Power Diamond or Honwonjang it is not a very good option even with the inner neutral method.

So I just quietly placed it in Janggyeonggak and even kept a copy of it hoping that someday someone would try to learn it.

You cannot force anyone to learn and develop the Tathagata Kidney.

If it’s not meant to be it’s not.

Would a Shaolin monk who follows these Buddhist teachings force people to learn martial arts?

I thought that someone who had such a connection would get used to it but Janggyeonggak burned down under the coffin’s canvas.

Bigyeonggak a reserve book warehouse was also burned.

In the end the relationship disappeared forever.

I just soothed my bitter heart by thinking that it was never meant to disappear in the first place.

But now that relationship has been revived.

“I need to get my credit back!”

“Isn’t this the source of all things that must be found at any cost?”

“This needs to be thoroughly investigated! How can the season of Bi-in-bu-jeon unfold in the hands of the outer gate!”

“Send someone to the priest’s gate right away… No I’ll go there myself.”

The Shaolin monks raised their voices.

Ambassador Muhak clicked his tongue.

“I know my godmother’s temper. If the priest had been at the priestess’ gate he would have returned it right away and taken away the Daehwandan or something else. Since that wasn’t the case Ahae had a personal connection.”

“But aren’t you the Taesangmunju of the faction? “There’s no way you wouldn’t take that much effort-”

“I’m not the type of person to hide something even if I have it. Anyway there are a lot of things I don’t know. Hmm. If you see a lost heirloom you should try to get it back. However would you be convinced if you found the item that was lost more than 200 years ago and claimed it was yours? Okay what should I give? What should be the price for a new skill? If you’re not careful you’ll end up making the mistake of putting a price on something you don’t have.”

Since the value of something that has no value cannot be converted it has no price. On the contrary once a price is attached to it its solemn physical properties are lost.

If you give 10000 golden crowns and get it back you will become a martial artist worth 10000 golden crowns.

“How about Daehwandan? If you give all you have to Taeyakjeon right now.”

“Eh. They sold Daehwandan and that is also ridiculous. “I heard that if you collect ten Daehwandan pills they will exchange you for a new skill?”

“Then what about Xingong in Xingong? “As long as I get a promise not to pass it on…”

“How can you convey the essence of the text to outsiders? Ambassador please make some sense.”

“What? I think this Daengjoong is everything. Then do you have anything to give me? Or will you accept it as penance for fifty years of service?”

“Okay.”

As a result their opinions were divided among themselves and they were debating whether they should give them something since it was the Yeondang-gu product White Lotus Priesthood which they did not want.

Ambassador Muhak clicked his tongue at that.

“oh my. Those things that are lacking. Now I see that they are not middle-class guys but very businessmen. Why did you sit in the temple thinking about setting a price and buying it? Talented people who will become successful as merchants are all gathered here. “Tsk tsk.”

“Then what shall we do?”

“You should buy it with grace not with price.” I’ll just hand it over to the Grand Hwandan the Summoning Dan and the new techniques. “If people in the world know about it they will say that it is Shaolin. Even if they get Shaolin items in the future won’t they be the first to find it and return it hoping for a favor?”

“But then if it leaks.”

“Then it will be the day when one hundred and eight Arhats descend the mountain at once. “It could also be a great lesson to the world as to what would happen if they try to use Shaolin’s grace in reverse but if it gets leaked later then they will have to worry about it. I wonder if they are already suffering and afraid.”

Some monks exclaimed with exclamations as if they had attained enlightenment while others still looked completely dissatisfied and did not hide their grumpy bitter expressions.

But if Muhak is like that then so be it.

“If you’re really worried let’s take a look at what that child is like. “If the child is frivolous and greedy it’s okay to give him or her new skills but if that’s the case won’t he or she be swayed by wealth?”