I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 25



[Episode 25] Seomuncheong

A thunderbolt fell.

“What on earth is in your head! Don’t you even know your teacher’s last name! “No matter how witty you may be I doubt whether there is such a thing as common sense!”

“Oh you weren’t Mr. Seo…”

“This is a preface. Phew. “This poor bitch…”

“ah.”

Ah-cheong felt a little unfair.

I looked at the name of someone from Jungwon up to five letters long.

They didn’t even tell me if it was Seo or Seo Moon.

“Cheong. “My disciple.”

“Oh so… I think it’s much better.”

Cheong was better than acheong.

I guess the person’s name is Acheong.

“okay. Now that we have a name we should first teach him some important martial arts.”

“Oh wow.”

Cheong did as he was wont to do and hurriedly ate it.

But it was late.

Perfect! Nuclear honey chestnuts flew in.

“Speaking of nonsense…. What this old woman will teach you is a practice called SeohucheonaeSimgyeol. “It won’t be difficult to learn since it is the judgment of the same Taoist master.”

“Seohucheon’s love decision…”

“If the disciple succeeds in fulfilling SeohucheonaeSimgyeol the disciple will achieve greater achievement than anything else.”

Cheong swallowed his saliva.

First of all it had a cool name and it was a martial art taught directly by the best girl in the middle school so it didn’t seem like it would be ordinary.

“What kind of accomplishment is that?”

Then Seomun Surin answered.

“You become prettier.”

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“…yes?”

“It creates beauty.”

“Uh… is that it?”

Perfect! Added one nuclear honey chestnut.

Cheong held his head and cried.

I think this is something.

“Being beautiful is the most constant way for a woman to hide herself. ruler. I’m going to sing you a verse so I’ll just memorize it first. “It’s An Myeong-wiji for the first time in a long time…”

Seomun Surin sang the gugyeol of Seohucheonae Simgyeol.

Cheong tensed up and listened intently to Gugyeol.

But can I learn martial arts in the martial arts way?

If something didn’t work out I could just ask them to show me the salary or write it down in a book.

But why?

As soon as I finished hearing the lyrics another status window notification appeared.

There is one new item added to the martial arts window.

A blue border method has been added.

I’m a little disappointed because the only thing I’m learning is blue –

Oh my head!

At that moment the words entered my head unpleasantly.

“…Did you memorize everything?”

“yes. “I memorized everything.”

“You memorized everything? “All at once?”

Seomunsu-rin asked back in surprise.

The kid seemed like an ignorant mojiri but then suddenly?

“Can you tell me?”

“So from ancient times what was most prized was the ability to have a bright face and simply receive love without any action. This is called beauty. Emperor Shennong Yan had many children and among them was a daughter who was so beautiful and virtuous…”

Ah-cheong recited the words in his head.

It was a very blatant act of cheating.

Seomun Surin unaware of the circumstances nodded in satisfaction.

It seems that all of her talents are focused on martial arts.

So wouldn’t your baby who is still old enough to crawl for a while be in the late peak stage?

“Then I will do the Jingi-in. “Sit back.”

Jingidoin was the act of guiding the energy of others and allowing them to directly experience the correct use of the energy.

This is where half of the stories about teachers being good come from.

No matter how dull I was I almost never forgot what I experienced in person.

The essence was moving around freely inside my body.

It was a strange feeling.

A gentle tilt moves around the body from the danjeon until it returns to the danjeon.

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Then a notification appeared in the status window again.

It was a notification announcing the achievement of 1 star in the Seohucheon Love Decision.

The status window is expensive but I saved the free training points.

“Would you like to try heaven again? That’s right. You learn right away. That’s great. “It is truly a great thing.”

Seomun Surin continued to praise.

After all he is the next best person in the world.

Yes now it is time for the best person in the world to emerge from a female warrior.

In the first place martial arts belong to women.

The way to control the true energy by imparting the way of nature to people all originated from the Goddess Gucheonhyeonnyeo.

When Gucheonhyeonnyeo came down to this world she disappeared and introduced herself as just an ordinary woman so people called her simply the woman of the country of Wolnyeo or Wolnyeo.

Because Wolnyeo liked to wear blue clothes she was also called Acheong.

And here was the connection that gave rise to that name.

The qualifications have already gone through the roof.

Then we will have to teach her the dignity of a female expert.

How do we make a baby like this colt into a human being?

Cheong fainted from the bombardment of praise that was like a drug.

If I knew what Seomunsu-rin was thinking I probably wouldn’t have laughed so much.

“Then now let’s find out how to take care of your hair.”

“How do you take care of your hair?”

“okay.”

“What kind of study is that?”

“It’s a way to control hair which is literally a woman’s life.”

“…yes?”

Cheong blinked.

Why are you suddenly controlling my hair?

Regardless of whether Cheong was embarrassed or not Seomun Surin continued.

“I will teach my disciple forty-two ways to tie hair. “You have to memorize everything and be able to do it naturally.”

“Is that method of tying your hair helpful in martial arts?”

“That’s all I can think about.”

Seomun Surin took on a stern look.

“The disciple is already a female expert. However the way the world views female warriors is extremely unpleasant.”

If the woman is weak what can the weak woman do?

However if it is strong the words will come out as they are.

If you don’t have enough white hair you have an ugly face so shouldn’t you be good at martial arts?

If you have excellent white hair how many masters would you have mastered with that face to reach that level?

It is said that even though a warrior cuts down an enemy his supplies and supplies are flying all over the world and blood is flowing it is truly exciting his will is strong and his spirit is outstanding.

However when the female servant does the same thing the woman is like Sagar inside vicious and terrible so she commits such a cruel act.

At best it was the same thing as doing good deeds to starving beggars.

When a man does it he truly has a big heart.

If it were a female martial artist she would not be able to withstand Kang-ho’s heartlessness because she is such a soft-hearted woman.

“uh…”

Cheong felt something was wrong.

teacher?

If you suddenly change the route like that I feel a bit awkward.

You’re saying some very dangerous things.

“Therefore we must have the mindset that the disciple wandering around the world represents all female masters. In order to achieve this one must always protect the womb of an elegant and beautiful woman along with one’s own abilities.”

Am I… the representative of female experts?

Cheong was astonished.

Among all the women in the world there was only one person here who should not be like that.

“Uh… Master?”

“ruler. “Then let’s learn now.”

I felt a huge will not to allow any objections.

Cheong looked tearful and nodded.

—-

We have to escape from here!

As soon as possible!

Seomun Surin said that the disciple’s nature is like that of a colt and he will never be able to change it.

So I will make it a habit and make you a proper woman.

Just stay for half a year and then leave.

What I thought would be okay for about half a year turned out to be a mistake.

That’s how the Qing’s suffering began.

The subject was Nuclear Honey Night.

If even a single strand of hair is loose you’re in trouble.

It’s a shame that the clothes are sloppy.

Hekkkulbam said that his gait was scolding.

The remarks are light and crude.

Hack honey chestnuts are said to be eaten as food rather than a meal.

Don’t sit with your legs spread wide open.

It almost makes me think of a certain dictator who believed that the national power people’s livelihood economy and culture could all be solved with nuclear armament.

It’s not a hot night for nothing.

If I get hit once my mouth curls up involuntarily.

The area around the eyes becomes hot and the pain of cracking the skull and tearing the scalp follows.

It was thanks to Jin Jangmyeong that Cheong did not run away earlier.

“Sister are you okay?”

“I feel like I’m going to die. “If this continues I might really die.”

“oh my god. Sister. “I still have a bad head.”

Jin Jangmyeong gently stroked Cheong’s head.

“Don’t pet me. “Loosen your head.”

Ah-cheong untied her hair grabbed it again and pulled it back up.

Twenty-three today. Two hairpins in one row.

It was a very natural touch that moved unconsciously without thinking.

This is what happens when you are beaten for five months and five months.

Jin Jangmyeong sat down in front and stretched out his back.

“me too. “Do it.”

“bothered. “You do it.”

“It’s bothersome to me too.”

Jin Jang-myeong lay down on his back and pressed his head against Cheong’s stomach.

Cheong sighed and asked.

“How many times?”

“Thirty-five times.”

“Why are you thirty-five?”

Cheong grabbed Jin Jangmyeong’s hair.

This is the number 35 hairstyle where you braid two braids on each side of your hair and wrap them around in a circle.

It was a really annoying haircut.

In just five months Jin Jang-myeong went from an unsightly ten-year-old boy to a petite middle school girl.

It was a change closer to evolution than growth.

Originally owners of rare congenital techniques such as labial hemostasis had a very steady progress in their internal skills as long as they had developed a dantian.

In addition even the strength of Daehwandan was completely consumed.

Jin Jang-myeong has already passed the first-class level limited to internal skills.

As my body became healthier I grew taller and gained weight.

However Seomun Surin said that since he has already missed the time to grow he will not grow much further from here.

“You’re going to miss it soon right? “I’m going to go practice in the afternoon.”

“huh.”

Cheong left his house.