I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 243



[Episode 243] A ronin has the loyalty of a ronin.

In fact there will be no difference in intelligence between primitive people and modern people.

However there is one aspect where the difference between the two is noticeable: modern people are much more physically weak than their ancestors. Instead I gained adaptability to tools.

At least modern people get a feel for how to operate tools by just touching them.

This is the same for Cheong so Cheon Yu-hak gives all kinds of abuse to his teacher (hey can’t you memorize that too? I’ll cut off all the muscles of the student’s limbs later oh and I guess Shintu ends here ugh etc.) and continues to manipulate the Yu-ryu training center that he has memorized. I got used to it.

As someone who comes from a production background I knew that with non-electrical primitive mechanical devices like this they would never break down as long as one thing was followed.

Do not force it. Just one is enough.

Thanks to this after turning it around and tightening it Cheong was able to operate the training platform quite skillfully.

Unfortunately due to my poor handling I ended up breaking three of my precious fingers by bending them in the opposite direction without even having time to enjoy the feeling of them slowly being broken.

“Ugh! Ugh! “Ugh!”

“grandfather. “Do you have anything to say?”

“town! town!”

Gyeongdamgan responded fiercely.

Cheong thought about that for a moment.

Um should I explain this to you? Then if you bite your tongue um bite it?

Cheong immediately slammed his palm down with his fist and removed Gyeongdamgan’s gag.

“What are you doing? “The leader of the political faction =”

As Cheong held Gyeongdamgan’s chin as it moved up and down the pronunciation of the latter part became muffled.

“Now that I think about it the gag was put on to prevent you from biting your teeth and tongue. But it’s not like we have to take care of each other’s dental health right?”

Then Cheong shoved his finger into Gyeongdamgan’s mouth.

Gyeongdamgan chewed with all his might but it would be rather comical to say that the beautiful hands of Sosomagong feared by the whole world were damaged by teeth.

“ah. What am I going to do? I’m going to pull out all of your grandfather’s teeth. Then you won’t get hurt even if you don’t have to gag right?”

“iced coffee!”

“I will give the extracted tooth as a gift to Soje Moyong. I heard that my grandfather also likes pulling out teeth. Moyong Sojeo had four molars extracted. Since you have to take revenge a hundred times a thousand times it would be comforting if you pulled them all out and brought them to you right? ego. one.”

“Ahh!”

“two.”

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“Ahh!!”

“Why are you licking other people’s hands so dirty? Is your grandfather a dog? 아 개새끼 맞긴 하지. If you push it with your tongue will your finger be pushed out? “I think they just give up and pay for their sins in their later years.”

“Ahh!”

“ruler. There are four to go. Wow the old man is very healthy. Experts don’t know why their dental health is so good. “Is it a mysterious inner power?”

Cheong pulled out Gyeongdamgan’s teeth one by one.

Originally human teeth were called teeth while animal teeth were called teeth. If you think about it that way it would have been more correct to call Gyeongdamgan’s teeth teeth.

Cheong thought it would be held tightly like a prefabricated toy and then pulled out but it turned out to be surprisingly strong and tendon-like.

The root of the tooth was holding it tightly so when the tooth was applied with force it was so thick that the flesh was torn off and it was so hard that it was a very touching experience.

Writhing when in pain is a creature’s instinct to distract one’s nerves in order to alleviate even a little bit of pain.

Conversely if you can’t even struggle the pain doubles.

“Aaaah! How so cruel! You are like a bitch without blood or tears! How can someone like you be a charlatan of a political faction! “It’s like the flesh of the world!”

Of course the pronunciation of Gyeongdamgan with all his teeth was very inaccurate but this is how Cheong understood it.

“Oh my gosh I’m killing you! “I’ll kill you!”

“hmm. You’re wrong. Not kill me but kill me. Very politely. Please kill me. Even if I beg you with tears in my eyes I don’t know if I will listen or not. “They won’t listen anyway.”

Cheong said with a bright smile.

It is Gyeongdamgan that I am still confused about.

Is this the revenge of a warrior who belongs to a very radical faction among the political factions that believe that evildoers must be killed very painfully?

Or is it just an event for the pleasure of enjoying the pain of others?

And now I know.

This is similar to me.

“oh. You’re showing some fear now. hmm. Basically respect comes from fear. Now would you please be polite? A pale old man speaks informally to a young man who is almost as old as his grandchild. Anyway old things these days have no ups or downs. Tsk.”

It was a remark that almost seemed like a world reversal between old and young.

Since I was just saying whatever came out anyway I didn’t even know what I was saying.

It’s just a very excited childlike mentality.

“Save me save me…”

“Oh my. I can’t understand what you’re saying. Don’t save me kill me. Old people should pray like that. But he doesn’t listen. lol. Are you getting sick? But what can grandpa do? “You don’t even have teeth would you like to bite your tongue?”

“I am-”

Cheong just smiled brightly and cut off Gyeongdamgan’s conversation.

“Think of it as a pre-study before you go to hell. ah. Also the soundproofing here is really good and I really like hearing screams so you can scream as much as you want without holding back. “Then shall we start playing in earnest?”

A noisy and happy time passed.

Qing further enhanced our understanding of the human body.

After numerous attempts I have completely mastered how much my joints and tendons can withstand how much resistance there is when they reach their limit and how much force I have to apply to completely break them.

After all of Jitan Gwangma’s joints became crippled he was pushed to the ground and laid down with all his strength.

However although the joints of the entire body were broken the bones and flesh were still intact so there was still a lot of fun left to do.

Cheong could say unequivocally that the Yuyu Yeonryeon Training Platform was truly the best piece in the Central Plains.

After that Cheong did whatever he wanted to do. However the only thing that was disappointing was that Daimadu which used to let out pleasant screams gradually decreased its volume after a certain point.

I saw Cheong pouring salt water into his mouth to cheer Jitan Gwangma’s voice but that was it.

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“Please kill me I beg you. Please kill me. I am a sinner who made a mistake and deserves death. So please kill me…”

“A person is lying down to rest but he’s making noise.”

“Huh.”

“I’m waiting for you because I’m going to kill you. “Now the game is over.”

“Thank you. Thank you.”

Cheong smiled and answered.

“The play is over and we have to start in earnest. After all it’s not fun because you don’t see blood. I’ll untie you so if you don’t want to be dissected alive run away. “If you don’t run away I’ll assume you agree and start slathering your fingertips.”

It was a large head of Jitan Gwangma Hyeokgyo with no remaining part of the body’s tendons attached to the bone.

Even if you release it now there is nothing you can do other than wriggle.

“Kill me kill me kill me!”

“You answered that first time right? They won’t listen anyway. You’ve been torturing others your whole life so what kind of torture would you do if you couldn’t endure this much? “Hey.”

Cheong is a person who has endured and he is qualified to say that because he has endured the long process of three trials admirably.

Cheong smiled and pulled out his celadon sword.

It was a sharp recruit who was returned through the obedient cooperation of a blood religion warrior.

and.

Why do they always torture people in the bathroom in movies? It’s so nice to be able to wash it right away after you’re done. Everyone knows the good things.

Cheong’s eyes were clear as he left the bathhouse.

His eyes were as gentle as those of a Buddha who had reached nirvana with not a single trace of desire remaining.

—-

The Qing’s next opponent was Wang Nopil a master of violence using chairs.

However due to the aftereffects of cutting open the stomach and removing the poisonous salamander I could not go to Bimu so I applied for abstention.

“You don’t even have to abstain. I could have helped you out. “At least swing the chair nicely and come down.”

“Ha ha ha.”

Nopil Wang tried to laugh like a man but caught himself in the solar plexus. Laughing loudly is an action that uses up your abdominal muscles more than you think so you feel a pain in your stomach that isn’t fully attached.

“Isn’t it something you have to see to know about the long and the short? Preface No matter how much you say you are a master of the sword Bimu’s victory and defeat are-”

“If you put bamboo shoots and bamboo shoots together do you know which one is longer? “This is a purely honorable defeat.”

“An honorable defeat?”

“I would have lost anyway but isn’t it an honorable loss because I can say I couldn’t compete in the competition because of the surgery? “You want to say that even if there wasn’t a hole in the boat I could have killed the winner of the Jamryongbimuhoe in Palgang.”

At that Wang Nopil laughed again and then frowned.

“You take winning for granted.”

“Is that because it’s natural?”

After finishing visiting the elderly people who were renting the house without permission on the third floor of Mucheongak Cheong quickly climbed the stairs and headed to the top where I was staying.

There is another unauthorized resident in the best guesthouse of the Murim League which Cheong and Seomun Surin use.

“Moyong Sojeo. “How are you feeling?”

“Hi.”

Mo Yong Ju-hee shrugged his shoulders sharply and covered his head with the blanket.

Then he slowly got down and looked at Cheong with his eyes closed.

Cheong looked at Mo Yong-juhui with pity.

“What! Those eyes! “I’m in a bad mood!?”

“are you okay. Because I understand everything. Hey I don’t know if this will be any consolation. “It’s a gift.”

Cheong handed over a bundle of fine silk.

Mo Yong Joo-hee was half-suspicious and half agitated as he unwrapped the package but was startled and embarrassed.

Gyeongdamgan’s well-polished white teeth flew into the sky and splashed in all directions.

“What are you doing! “Why are you doing this to me?”

“that. These are the teeth of the Jitan Gwangma. I hope this will give Moyong Sojeo some consolation. Of course they were all plucked alive.”

“There is no need for this or that! why! Why are you doing this to me? What did I do wrong? Get out of here! I hate you! I hate you! “I don’t even want to see you!”

Mo Yong Ju-hee shouted as if he were having a fit.

No I just had a seizure.

The corners of Cheong’s eyes trembled.

Lady even if I save this it’s damned.

But I could understand.

After being treated so harshly wouldn’t it be inevitable that he would become mentally ill?

Cheong offered his own consolation.

It was the comfort that Cheong’s sister-in-law gave him when he was going through a difficult time in the Demonic Church. Because it really was a huge relief.

Cheong forcibly hugged Mo Yong Ju-hui.

“Let go! Let go! “What is it!”

“are you okay. Shh. are you okay. Moyong Sojeo did nothing wrong. I took care of all the bad guys. I had a bad dream. I think it was a terrible nightmare. Moyong Soje is a strong person so I believe he will be able to shake it off. “Because he is a strong person both physically and mentally.”

“Let it go…”

Mo Yong-juhui’s voice was wet.

“Because everything is okay. And the world will never know about Moyong Sojeo’s work. Rest assured there are only four people who know and they all know how to keep their mouths shut.”

The only people who knew about Mo Yong Ju-hui’s kidnapping were Cheong Seo Mun Su-rin Tang Nan-ah and Grandpa Dok.

“So rest assured and focus on your recovery! “Ahh!”

Cheong suddenly stopped comforting her and started screaming in excruciating pain.

Cheong’s pain-filled voice trembled slightly.

“Why why…?”