I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 232



[Episode 232] A ronin has the loyalty of a ronin.

The nickname Jitangwangma means crazy madu meaning lamentation. He’s a crazy pervert who revels in other people’s despair and grief.

This is why blood religion was dangerous.

The reason why blood cults disturb the world is not due to legitimate reasons such as conquering the martial arts or revenge but simply depends on personal motivation.

In any case the very reason for existence of life that Jitan Gwangma was most excited about was the paradise pleasure of pushing others into complete despair and appreciating their ruined expressions.

And it has the best ingredients of all.

He is fundamentally good and just yet he never breaks down and loses his will possessing a brilliant emotion called nobility.

And now Jitan Gwangma was overflowing with joy at the thought that he had obtained the material of life.

“Hehehe! Hehehehe! Yes it’s great it’s very great. Loyalty? Who would have thought that Ah-hae would mortgage her life for loyalty! “Isn’t this a masterpiece?”

Gyeongdamgan burst out laughing like a crazy person.

“Okay what should I do with Ahae? “What should I do better?”

If we push that dazzlingly beautiful child into the black abyss of despair and destroy it so thoroughly that she curses and cries out at the world then we must truly calm down and feel the emptiness that will never exist again in such a joyous world.

Gyeongdamgan couldn’t hold back his laughter and barely spoke with a distorted expression.

“Yes a promise is a promise. You bastards just go away. If you try to remove it clumsily you will die in pain so if you follow my instructions carefully from now on you will be able to preserve your miserable life. “Of course you will have to follow my orders for the rest of your life.”

How fascinating it is to hold a string and threaten someone to force them to follow your orders.

The rotting expressions on the faces of the ronin who sensed their fate filled Gyeongdamgan with ecstasy.

And in the midst of all this he liked the disciple of the priestess who was glaring at him with an unwavering expression even more.

Yes you have to be strong.

It’s bright but strong like a diamond.

“Ahh!”

Once again screams spread throughout the hall.

The female priest’s disciple also bent his knees and fell to the floor which was because the solitudes released poison all at once.

“Didn’t I tell you to listen to orders? When Nobu tells you to go away you go away; when you tell him to come you come. Like a dog who listens well. ”

At that time the disciple of Shinnyeomun stammered.

“I’m fine so you guys can just leave. “I will find a way somehow…”

“Keuheuk Sojeo…”

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The ronin’s eyes were so red and shameless that they couldn’t say anything else and left.

What a sight!

Gyeongdam-gan realized that his body which had been unable to stand all his life due to lack of sensation was starting to feel a tickling sensation.

Meanwhile Cheong had a rough idea.

hmm. When this thing spits out poison I feel angry.

I guess bugs don’t enter the body and die.

The poison it emits is not harmful but the insect itself is not particularly harmful even if it is inside the body.

I don’t know when to pretend to be sick whether it’s loneliness or something if I digest it like a piece of fried chicken or if I don’t feel anything even though it’s poisonous.

Fortunately just when the heat in the solar plexus seems to be on fire all of a sudden the ronins start screaming all at once.

When I pretended to be sick by playing the Cheongdo rhythm Madhu looked very satisfied.

“Hehehehe! Oh no. okay. I think you need to tell us a little about your situation. For now okay.”

The old man grunted and said.

“Try to take it off. “Let me take a look at your body.”

Cheong frowned.

He was a crazy perverted old man. If you want to grow old eat it gracefully. Eat that age well. hmm?

Cheong suddenly remembered wasn’t he a middle-aged person with a great nose? Why are you old?

Aside from that there was no particular reason for Cheong to listen to that now that there were no hostages.

“You have big dreams too. “If you pay about 50000 crowns in gold I will take it off for you. Please pay in advance sir.”

“Hehehe! good night! There should be a bouncy taste at first! It’s not fun to listen to something obediently while trembling. “But we have to punish the child who doesn’t listen right?”

Then my solar plexus becomes hot as if I had drunk strong liquor and the solitude emits poison.

Cheong immediately fell to the floor and imitated his own painful groan.

However when the ear is really in pain it makes a sound like gagging gasping phlegm and scratching the vocal cords whereas a made-up moan is closer to an obscene teaching voice.

Of course as an actor Cheong was confident that he was perfect because he couldn’t have someone take a picture and put it back on the screen.

Cheong thought trembling looking so lewd.

Is it entirely plausible that if a bug spits out poison it will feel hot as if it were drunk? If you feel like you’re drunk even when you’re not drinking isn’t this a great benefit? It’s unlimited free alcohol.

Thinking about his favorite drink Cheong’s thoughts became sharper for the first time in a while.

Infinite offer? Could it be infinite?

If it were a poison made by a tiny creature the amount would be that much right?

Moreover since it is a parasite you have to pick up whatever you eat to make poison but it will not come out as poison if you eat it so isn’t there a limit to its reserves?

It wasn’t a very useful inference since it was a blue that didn’t work on poison anyway.

However apart from that if solitude were that useful you and I would have grown it together and used it but it has so many drawbacks that I would have never even heard of it.

Because Cheong’s thoughts were a bit long he didn’t notice that Solitude had stopped poisoning and was taking a breath.

Gyeongdamgan chuckled at that.

“How long are you going to keep punishing me? It proudly stands at the main street and is squirming like an insect. “Queep.”

“ah. It’s over. after. Is this all? It’s no big deal. If you’re going to take off your clothes try using more of your inseam. “I’m wondering if it’s going to hurt a bit now.”

A person is talking.

With the alcohol-like heat rising inside Cheong was immersed again in acting.

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“end? no way. “Ah.”

“Is this why you want to take off your clothes? “In the first place you should be treated warmly by the sunlight rather than the wind.”

“stop! stop! Because I got it! Oh you were fooled right? Loneliness is no big deal. Ahhh!”

“Really really stop! Because I understand! ah. But what do you need to know? “Ugh.”

Cheong gently added the medicine and made the loneliness emit poison.

It was completely different from the scene Gyeongdamgan wanted to see. I wanted to see him trembling and shaking in fear taking off his clothes and bowing his head but after he stopped glowing in pain it was a provocation to try more.

The biggest victim or rather the victim of this moment was the baby loneliness in Cheong’s body.

Damn you humans! Let’s take a break from solitude!

In the end the venom sac was empty and the exhausted cub Lonely hung around and ignored Queen Lonely’s signals.

“hmm. I guess the solitude has used up all the poison. Is that all for today? It was a waste. I could have taken it off by paying a little more. “Try harder tomorrow.”

“…You’ve been paying lip service to a topic you’ve been working hard on.”

Gyeongdamgan’s voice trembled strangely.

The person who swept the floor saying he was sick was Cheong but strangely enough the person who was in a bad mood was Gyeong Dam-gan.

No is that really the attitude of a bitch who swallowed loneliness in the first place? A carefree look that seems a bit different from his unwavering will? How dare you?

As Gyeongdamgan gritted his teeth at him Cheong continued to talk as he could. Not everything that comes out of your mouth makes sense so it would be more accurate to say that you are speechless.

“Then can I go now too? If I call you later I can come right? “If I try to order something strange again it won’t work.”

“Where can I go easily?”

“Hmm. “You sent our Ronin friends away right?”

Cheong asked back as if he was wondering what he was talking about.

Wasn’t it an attempt to sow loneliness hold their lives hostage and force them to do various bad things?

“Oh don’t do that let me go. I have to go and compete in the Palgang competition and if I don’t return my teacher will be worried. Just keep your mouth shut and you’ll come back when I call you later so that’s it for today. how is it? “What is the opinion of an old pervert?”

“You seem like a bold bitch. It was a ploy to get rid of loneliness by going out. “Is there any way to let that happen?”

Lady why don’t you just let me go?

If you planted a solitary bug or something from now on you are a spy for the blood cult! After sending it away wasn’t the intention to force him to do something dirty?

however.

Eliminating loneliness?

If you let me go you will eliminate loneliness.

They say they sent me away because I couldn’t be a ronin.

Wealth? master? background? Doesn’t this mean that there is nothing wrong with me and that I can get rid of something that I have?

It was a request that was incredibly clever for my own safety.

However in fact if you had just asked Zhuge Yi-hyeon and other scholars once there would have been no need to use your head to reason.

This was because information about solitude was not a secret that was difficult to reach.

This is the law that people must learn.

“good night. Let’s see how long you can be so careless.”

Gyeong Dam-gan said this and tapped the floor. After a moment the exquisitely hidden lid opened revealing a secret passage.

The lid was of course manual.

Cheong’s eyes lit up when he saw a hand opening the cover of a secret passage in the floor.

There are blood cultists down there!

and! Blood religion! and! Bad guys!

“Now go in.”

Gyeongdamgan ordered so.

Cheong obediently went down the stairs to the basement.

As soon as he entered the dark landing the beautiful purple color in Cheong’s eyes began to shine and shine.

—-

While Cheong suffered terrible loneliness and was kidnapped to the terrifying secret stronghold of an evil blood cult –

Or the evil terrifying and terrible Qing digs into the secret stronghold of the Blood Cult with a solitary liquor bottle inside –

Meanwhile Cheon Yu-hak was not just watching and playing around.

As soon as Cheong stormed in with the Ronin smashing the paper door with great force there was Shinhyeong who jumped out onto the roof and quickly ran away.

“Tsk tsk. Anyway.”

I heard that my student finished poorly.

Cheon Yu-hak clicked his tongue and flew away so if Cheong had known he would have questioned who the clumsy one was.

—-

What kind of ancient uncivilized central plains had such good underground facilities? Isn’t the basement only developed in modern times over there?

Of course not.

Underground construction was one of the specialties practiced by all humans from the modern era to the middle ages that is even the uncivilized primitive people who were somewhere between chimpanzees and monkeys.

And cities along large rivers in the central plains were basically a continuation of the history of cities being buried by mud and sand as they flooded repeatedly and cities being built on top of them.

Therefore it was very convenient to build an underground base by using the legacy of our ancestors as it had a structure where underground after underground continued.

So Cheong laid down peacefully inside the dark iron bars of a dungeon without a single moonlight leaking through with only a lantern the size of a fingernail.

The treatment of young prisoners here is bad.

How can you not give me this one piece? Shouldn’t we be given at least a tattered blanket instead of a pillow?

It’s so cold and hard and uncomfortable how can I sleep after being thrown in a place like this?

Just half an hour later.

Cheong snored loudly.

And inside of Cheong the baby Solitude who was drooping from exhaustion finally came to his senses.

Plants naturally produce their own poison.

However to make poisonous animal poison you must eat something that could be poisonous.

The same was true of solitude.

Originally solitude started as a beneficial parasite that lived in the human body and picked out harmful things but only after methods for dealing with specific species were developed did it develop into a mean-spirited manipulative act that dominates others.

On the other hand it is not poisonous for those with a blue constitution but it does not purify and destroy the poison like a mythical treasure (artifact in modern expression).

Poisons that just enter the body do no harm and stay in the body. Poisons that decompose over time are decomposed and poisons that escape are eliminated.

And the poisons that remain in the body do not go anywhere and remain in the body.

So the cub which came to its senses started wandering around Cheong’s intestines wriggling its hungry stomach and looking for something to eat or something to fill its empty venom sac.

He was a monotonous eater who was truly lonely.

Then at a certain point I tasted a drop of gall fluid and oh my god!

There are crystals of an enchanting poison that I have never tasted in my entire life.

Loneliness twitched its tail and greedily craved the venom.

The color of the solitude that sucked the bile became slightly very slightly a little more red.

Of course this was something that Cheong who could not see what was inside me did not know and likewise the loneliness of not being able to see colors due to lack of eyes was unknown.