I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 218



[Episode 218] Let’s dance.

All kinds of herbs and vegetables were poured in and simmered overnight so was the broth an ordinary broth?

The already fragrant bitter medicinal scent mixed with the freshness of all kinds of vegetables made the teacher and disciple just gulp while the rice was added and boiled.

Finally I put the boiling porridge in a bowl cracked the raw egg and stirred it and the herbal vegetable egg porridge was completed.

Smiles spread across the faces of the teacher and student and they grabbed a spoon that appeared from nowhere and blew for a long time before finally taking a bite.

“hmm.”

“Hmm.”

The expressions on the teacher and student’s faces were subtle.

“…Have you never tried this?”

“My teacher just told me to drink elixir but he didn’t give me elixir soup. Huh.”

However the spirit bath was a bath water made for soaking not a broth made for drinking.

Of course it was boring and bitter and the fishy smell of all kinds of grass and vegetables gathered together.

“Try seasoning first. “Do you have any salt?”

“Isn’t that natural?”

I don’t know why it’s natural to have salt but if you don’t know you just need to know.

Cheong achieved great enlightenment.

I should always carry some rock salt and dried scented candles. And some dried meat. There isn’t a single piece of meat in this…

After adding salt it got a little better.

Basically egg porridge is delicious just by stirring eggs in hot rice and adding salt.

On the contrary the broth was so fishy and bitter that it lost its taste and yet somehow a herbal porridge was created that was worth the effort.

“hmm. “It tastes good for your body.”

“It wasn’t a good thing to say that you take elixir like a meal. “Elixirs should be taken as elixirs not as a meal.”

Actually Cheong eats just about anything.

The word ‘anything’ includes rotten garbage and insects that would make an ordinary person sick after eating them so I swallowed the egg porridge which was just tasteless with a gulp.

However Cheon Yu-hak who was an older man from a noble family was not able to overcome it as if it was a very hard time.

Still since it was an elixir I had no choice but to swallow a bowl but as befits my origins my hands were so big that I still had a lot of porridge that I had boiled.

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In the end Cheon Yu-hak who had lost his appetite for one bowl put away his spoon.

Then I watched in amazement as Cheong ate everything as if he were eating anything.

It was enough for four adults to fill two bowls each so through simple calculations Cheong ate seven bowls by himself.

Even in Cheong’s hometown a world full of entertainment the sight of a beautiful woman gobbling down food without even knowing its taste was a popular spectacle.

It was so great that everyone even gave them money and encouraged them to eat more.

Therefore for the people of the primitive and ancient savage central plains who had nothing to do it was truly a sight to behold that left them mesmerized by the new world.

“They said he came from a beggar background but how did he get all that in?…”

“Oh this is definitely nutrient porridge so it seems like the energy is just rising and spreading?”

“It’s not nutritional porridge it’s elixir porridge and it’s not like the energy is spreading it’s spreading. “Just pray and absorb it right away.”

“ah.”

Cheong tried to sit cross-legged but because his stomach was sticking out too much it was difficult so he just sat with his legs outstretched and his hands behind his back.

This is because Cheong’s stomach is not like a convenient infinite pocket so it just stretches out.

Although it seemed as if he had completely collapsed Cheong closed his eyes and observed his energy and blood.

It was a good opportunity to find out how the elixir worked on this monstrous body.

Remembering that you are different from others brings about such unpleasant sadness.

However if you know how they are different you can at least pretend to be the same human being and the same type of creature.

Well a living creature would be okay right?

First of all even if I’m not a human or a monster or anything like that at least I’m alive so I’m not inanimate.

Isn’t it? Are game characters inanimate?

Suddenly Cheong’s head dropped.

It seems like the area around my eyes is sore because the elixir is so strong.

Instead of thinking dirty thoughts let’s see what’s real…

The energies of the elixir penetrate into the Danjeon and are added to each true energy. It felt like everything was added evenly except for Jinki who had already achieved great success and had reached his maximum.

At this time when Cheong used the awakening magic the remaining energy of the elixir suddenly changed direction and was absorbed by focusing on each body movement.

If you just eat it and leave it alone it will go to the real energy rather than the Daeseong and if you eat it and get lucky it will be added to the inner gongsimbeop that you use at that time.

And what about other people…?

“Master? “Is this what elixir is supposed to be like?”

“Heng. “You have to tell me what this means so I can listen and decide whether it’s right or wrong.”

“I’m not sure I can explain it well. “What should happen if it’s normal?”

“The natural energy contained in the elixir spreads toward the extremities of the body and approximately one out of ten remains in the blood stream while the rest escapes through the skin.”

Therefore before the elixir energy disappears you must capture it through fortune-telling and store it in the Danjeon.

The difficulty of this absorption varies depending on the individual’s skill in handling true energy the type of Neigongsim method they have learned and even depending on the elixir.

“That’s why the Martial people look forward and sing songs of Shingong and Shingong. Even after taking the same elixir the results are different. And the better the elixir the easier it is to absorb and the less burden it places on the bloodstream. “Is it for no reason that Daehwandan is the best elixir in the world?”

The energy remaining in the blood stream after taking an elixir is not necessarily beneficial and if it is rough in nature it actually destroys the blood stream and harms the body.

Because natural elixirs have these properties they are purified and consumed as pills even at the cost of loss of energy.

“Now from what you’re talking about I guess you’ve absorbed everything? Well one bowl of that doesn’t even cost that much natural energy. “I’m going to get some sleep I didn’t get out there so take a dip and drink it up.”

“Is there anything else I need to be careful about?”

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“According to the prescription it stings a bit. “But it’s not to the point where I can’t stand it.”

Cheong narrowed his eyes.

“Are you sure this time? “It’s not painful it’s just stinging right?”

“I’m just telling you what it says. I haven’t tried it so how do I know? “If you look at it as a martial arts theory it might be a bit harsh right?”

Originally the natural energy of the elixir was ingested through the mouth spreading from the stomach i.e. the center of the body to the outside and passing through the skin.

However Awakening Shin Gong is a unique mind technique that allows you to absorb energy through your entire skin rather than just breathing.

Of course it was unique and the efficiency was very poor less than half of half of the breathing type tonap.

The idea is to soak the skin in elixir because the absorption efficiency of the skin is terrible.

The practice of absorbing the energy of the elixir through the skin through this awakening technique was called elixir bath.

Naturally it would sting as energy seeped into the skin.

“According to the records once you get used to it it actually feels refreshing. Let’s give it a try and see what you think. hmm. Oh you’re so tired that you’re going to pass away. Besides I have to keep working hard so what’s there to be afraid of?”

“Are you saying it’s called Bungeunchakgol?”

“When did I say Bungeunchakgol? I said it was oil-linked. “Is the little girl already deaf?”

“weird. “You definitely said that…”

“under. I’m saying scary things in case anyone hears me. “Where in the world would a teacher be willing to punish his disciples?”

“hmm. I guess I heard wrong. sorry.”

Since Cheonyuhak was so confident Cheong wondered if he had misheard.

“One piece of that costs two hundred kwan. Each drop costs several dozen coins. Be careful and don’t waste a single drop.”

Cheon Yu-hak headed outside and made a request.

After hearing that a single drop costs hundreds of won in coins I realized once again that this is not an ordinary amount of money.

To do so Cheong very carefully dipped himself into the bath.

The medicinal bath filled up to my chin and for some reason I felt an itch.

But that was only for a moment.

After starting the awakening magic the skin on my whole body began to feel hot and burning like a throat filled with soda.

But that was just it.

It’s not so bad that I can’t stand it but it hurts and sores like when I swallowed a large glass of soda in one go without even being able to close my mouth but it also feels strangely refreshing and refreshing.

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After sucking on the cloves until I no longer felt tired time had already flown by and it was already dark at night.

When I checked my achievements with martial arts skills I immediately reached the eight-star level.

Wow what is it I think this is what good elixirs are like.

Since Cheong’s achievement of the Naegongsimbeop is simply determined by the total amount of Naegongsam accumulated through the corresponding Shimbeop he achieved an exceptionally higher level of achievement.

Only Cheon Yu-hak who did not know the situation was shocked.

“Eight castles? “No what.”

Is this why the need to bring in high-quality disciples has been emphasized for generations?

Cheon Yu-hak roughly understood it that way.

After all isn’t something good good?

“okay. How are you feeling? “It feels like my body is awake.”

“It still stings…”

It felt like I had peeled off a layer of skin by pushing the dirt so hard.

My whole body feels tingly burning and tingling but at the same time it feels incredibly cool.

“It’s probably because the veins on the skin become insensitive to stimulation. Now when you wake up from a deep sleep you will realize why Awakening Shingung is said to be a study that awakens the body.”

“Oh. “Wasn’t it the Awakening God?”

“It’s an awakening body? “You gave me special pay right?”

“The title was Twenty Days of Night Exercise. Obviously there was no such content in the gugyeol…? “Where does it say to feel the flow of heaven and earth with your body is there a passage about awakening your body?”

“Originally isn’t ‘gugyeol’ just a grandiose statement? That way each person who learns it can complete it little by little in their own imagination.”

The reason martial arts skills are gaining popularity for no reason also includes the intention not to force each individual into a specific form of completion.

“I thought it was a new skill…”

I thought it was an awakening skill but it turned out to be an awakening skill.

I heard it was somehow golden.

Cheong swallowed his words.

Somehow I felt greatly deceived.

“New techniques are new techniques. Does it have to be written as a new technique for it to be a new technique? Now sleep well and wake up.”

“What does that mean?”

“For Shintu isn’t it a keen sense that all warriors dream of regardless of Shintu? Even though the awakening magic is at a third-rate level in terms of building up internal strength it can be said to be a truly unparalleled magic in terms of its effectiveness in awakening keen senses. Even the slightest breeze can be felt vividly. “You will realize how wonderful it feels to feel the flow of heaven and earth.”

“Ohh.”

Cheong’s eyes lit up.

Even though it is a golden martial arts skill it has these supernormal abilities?

Cheon Yu-hak smiled at that and then spoke with a hum.

“The martial arts competition starts tomorrow. You’re going to be busy too so I’ll have to go around selling some medicine in the meantime. For now see you in eight days. I have to go to this session of the Oil Refinery. “Do you want to do it in one session or three sessions?”

Then the terrible pain that comes to mind…

The focus disappeared from Cheong’s eyes.