I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 215



[Episode 215] Let’s dance.

Cheong climbed the stairs leading to the medicinal bath.

When I looked down I felt dizzy and wondered if this was what it felt like to see lava with my own eyes.

Cheong who carefully put his foot on it was disgusted.

What why is this so hard?

“What is this!? “It’s solid!”

-You can also run on it. Isn’t it amazing? If you jump a few times and then stand still it will slowly sink.

As Cheong said he jumped around on the medicine bath in the bathtub. The sticky feeling on the soles of my feet was very unpleasant and I personally found running in place very uncomfortable so I ended up running a few times.

So as you stand on the medicinal bath your body slowly submerges.

Cheong raised his right arm with his thumb raised.

Unfortunately the water level stopped right near the navel so the picture I wanted didn’t come out.

Then when I finally lowered my upper body to the resistance of the liquid and placed my butt on the chair the level of the liquid reached just below my uvula.

And the feeling of immersing yourself in it.

“Ah. “I feel good…”

-Kkeke right?

It’s not as smooth as water but almost like a solid sticky liquid so it’s possible to jump around in place on it.

The thing that sticks to the body is sticky and sticky like glue spread all over the body giving goosebumps and an instinctive feeling of rejection.

Moreover since the smell is right at the surface of the water under my nose the sour rotten fish hits my head with pain like that of a soaked skate.

“Ugh what did they put in this! Ugh.”

-It would be better not to listen. Once you find out you can’t go in there again. This is all I know.

It was a terrible sound worse than not hearing it at all.

Why on earth are they threatening that once they find out what they put in they can’t go in again?

After listening to it it was so horrible and unclean that I felt like there were tens of thousands of bugs crawling all over my submerged body.

-It’s a bit scary isn’t it? There seems to be a rumor that it gets better once you get used to it or something like that.

“Didn’t Master go in too? Why did they do it?”

-Because you’ll never get used to it?

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“Why do you keep saying that…”

-The name of the medicinal bath is ‘Reagent Firmament’. Huh. Now all you have to do is fortune telling. It is best to recite awakening skills and later on if you later learn what you originally learned you can just recite what you have. However if you have not learned the awakening skill you can double the period. This part will be explained later.

“Can I just use the awakening magic now?”

-okay. You may feel a little itchy but there is no need to worry as this is a natural phenomenon that occurs as the medicine is absorbed.

“ah. “It wasn’t my fault…”

It’s not that it’s not but the skin all over my body is itchy so it feels like I’m being pricked or gently rubbed with the tip of a feather. At the same time it feels like it’s burning like it’s been coated with spicy peppers.

My whole body felt like that at the same time so it was hard to sit still.

But my body doesn’t move.

Like a person submerged in a sandy swamp he couldn’t move at all so even Cheong who had super strength could only move slowly at a very very slight speed.

It wasn’t like he couldn’t escape if he used all his strength so Cheong held back and forcefully pushed the true energy of the awakening magic into his blood path.

Then the itching subsided.

The medicinal energy permeated my entire body following the operation of the true energy but my entire skin felt hot and tingly so I couldn’t afford to feel the itch.

If I hadn’t kept my mouth shut because I was crying a groaning sound would have leaked out.

– Heng. From now on you will have a hard time. Basically if a person is in pain time does not pass. When the pain goes away it tickles and when you feel like you can bear the tickling it will hurt again. Try to endure the next two examinations as if they were a year.

Even during this time it was Cheon Yu-hak who never stopped teasing him.

Cheong’s eyebrows twitched.

Lady this person is having a hard time.

Oh it’s spicy sore painful and hot.

It was so bad that it wasn’t such a huge pain that I couldn’t even think about it.

It’s worth holding on for as long as you can but it feels like it’s constantly scratching your nerves and tapping you.

Also the tickling is not something that makes you laugh or start a game and make you tremble but it feels like you are about to sneeze and just put some medicine on it.

It wasn’t because it was too hard but he kept touching it disrupting Ungi Josik’s concentration and reminding him of the time he didn’t have.

In Cheong’s experience it felt like listening to a notoriously boring four-hour lecture while feeling a nagging stomachache.

In the end as Cheon Yu-hak said it was truly a year-long period of time that was difficult to endure sanely.

Cheon Yu-hak also expressed his impressions as he was an experienced person so how could it be any different?

After that I was surprised.

“Master? Why is this like this? “What are your hands?”

-Why is your body so swollen? Of course since I drank the medicine that was in the medicine bath my body was in trouble. Don’t worry it will be back to normal today.

Cheong looked at his hands.

The thickness of my finger had doubled and when I touched it it was plump and soft.

Not only the fingers but also the palms are swollen resembling the soles of bear paws. I looked down to see if anything but no what on earth was there? this. What is this? What.

If the Korean people had actually seen this they would have thought of a promotional figure for a sheep company that makes wheels.

It’s like that from the neck down but since she only has a beautiful face it’s even more bizarre.

However Cheong did not know because there was no mirror.

When I heard that it would return to normal today anyway the easy-going Cheong quickly brushed it off and became interested in the condition of the medicinal bath.

“Master? “Is soup always like this?”

-Are you surprised that rotten water came out? Originally in the reagent firmament the weak enters and the malignant comes out so when it ends it is a waste of water.

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“Oh.”

Cheong looked down at the water he was soaking in.

The worst medicinal bath which was sticky soggy and had a nose-piercing stench had suddenly turned into a whitish gomtang.

“At this level it’s not a waste of money…”

-Kkkk. Since it came out of your body you wouldn’t even know it was dirty. Wash thoroughly purify your clothes and call.

It’s a bit like continuing to talk through walls.

I washed my body with clean water provided on one side of the hall and put on my clothes.

For some reason they told me to wear clothes that were big and roomy and that was their intention.

After that Cheon Yu-hak went into the bath and looked into the medicinal bath.

“Would you like to see how much the disciple’s body has rotted? what? “Why is it this color?”

“Is something wrong?”

“no. If a medicine is too strong isn’t it actually poisonous? “As all the weak properties go in and the excess comes out the turbidity in the body also melts away.”

Due to the constitution of Cheong the poison was invalid because the weak nature sucked up all the poison and the poison was neutralized so nothing came out.

Cheong also chose the constitution himself so he didn’t know the exact function but he thought roughly the same thing so he understood ‘Oh it could be possible.’

“I guess there was no takgi.”

“Heng. Have you done some kind of transformation? Why is there no tableware? From the moment a person was born-”

“Didn’t you hear? I’ve already done the transformation. “Last year.”

“ah. Is that so? Still it’s strange. Even if Takgi is like that a person’s body can’t take all that weakness at once…”

I have no choice but to assume that it is because there has been no one in history who has achieved a complete transformation before even entering the temple.

“Whoa. It was hard. “Are we going to eat now?”

“Are you still hungry even after drinking all the medicine? What about rice? “I need to start training in earnest before my weakness gets digested and turns into shit.”

Then what was Cheong’s expression?

His face was half pitiful sadness and half shocking betrayal as if asking how he could say such a terrible thing.

“If you say it’s serious then what on earth has been done so far…”

“It’s a preparation process. The key is to bend your joints with weakness wrapped around your body. “Now it’s finally time to write this.”

Cheon Yu-Hak drags something from the corner and no matter how you look at it it looks more like a torture device than a training tool.

It’s similar to a scaffold that binds criminals.

However since each joint has strange devices attached to it it does not appear to be a normal object at first glance.

“Uh… Master?”

“Didn’t I tell you before? External training is said to be a combination of several of the four. Harsh torture poison medicine.”

Cheong pointed to the instrument with his finger.

Cheon Yu-hak chuckled and answered.

“It’s a combination of the two. Overwork. torture.”

“Hmm now that I think about it do I really need to keep my body strong and have my joints be flexible…?”

Then Cheon Yu-hak smiled kindly.

“This is a joke. It looks ugly but it’s not that ugly. “It’s not that difficult of a practice so you don’t have to be that scared.”

“Why are you surprised?”

Cheong was relieved and laid down on the scaffold.

Cheon Yu-hak wondered what kind of girl was so tall and thought she was adjusting the frame by turning it around tightening it pulling it out inserting it but soon the iron ring was filled with iron rings that almost covered her whole body.

“Master? “It’s so tight it hurts.”

“It’s because my skin is swollen due to weakness. “As the weakness disappears it will fit perfectly.”

“It hurts a bit…”

“It’s okay. “Anyway the pain won’t be a big deal anymore.”

“…? “What did you just say?”

“ruler. Oh go ahead. “If you clench your teeth your teeth may get damaged.”

Cheon Yu-hak said that and held out the gag.

Cheong asked back with a straight face.

“Master? “I’m telling you it’s not a hideous thing!”

Cheonyuhak is Shintu and the moment Cheong opens his mouth to say ‘ha’ it is not that difficult for Shintu to put the gag on.

“That was also a joke. Stupid thing. Can’t you tell just by looking at it? You look like you’re really messing with people. “If you’re so naive how on earth are you going to get through the tough times?”

“Eup eup…!”

“sorry. It’s all about giving back what has been done. Didn’t you say something nice? It is said that hatred is passed down through generations. “If you like it you can pass it on to your student.”

“Ugh! town…!”

“Even if you faint you will wake up so don’t bother your teacher for no reason and stay sane. “You have to endure the pain while conscious to overcome your weakness.”

The true essence of Yu-Ryu-Yeon-Ryeon’s external training was to forcefully bend the joints in a state where the body had swelled due to weakness.

Because the body is already full of weak properties joints recover immediately from damage and the range of motion gradually expands.

However when a person forcibly bends a joint the pain is not normal. Because the drug reacts violently only with pain that is close to crippling anesthesia or fainting is not possible.

In the face of such pain of course there is no choice but to see teachers and parents.

It was a steel frame specially made for him as he was struggling wildly and swinging his arms and legs in all directions.

“Just wait for about an hour. “If you think you’ll achieve as much pain as it hurts it will be bearable.”

When Cheon Yu-hak finally revealed his true colors he continued speaking without hiding his wicked smile.

“For your information I couldn’t hold it back and ended up crying loudly wiping out my tears and snot. It’s okay. “Because I won’t die.”