I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 211



[Episode 211] Let’s dance.

The Murim Lord’s daily routine is busy.

At least that was what the Murim Lord thought.

People around me thought a little differently.

All the leader does is greet the guests eat with them drink tea or chat with them all day long with snacks.

Then when the sun goes down and the number of visitors stops all they can do is pretend to work a little and stamp the bamboo kiln.

So how harsh is this?

Cho Hyeon-ryang spends all his working hours entertaining guests he does not want at all and after dinner he has to spend his precious personal time looking at bamboo knives.

There are only three days left until the Martial Arts Competition ends tonight.

If you say that you will be free again after the martial arts competition you will be able to do the training you put off while preparing for the competition.

Okay let’s go to the closed Handalpo building.

The martial arts competition is over but the leader needs to do some training as well.

The Murim Lord is also unmanned!

It was a time when I left Maengjujeon today full of tea and bloated dreaming of a closed training session after the event.

“Look at Jo Hyeon-ryang.”

A chill ran down Jo Hyeon-ryang’s spine.

Surprisingly a person’s voice does not change significantly with age. That was usually the case unless lazy workers rolled up hemp leaves and smoked them.

I immediately recognized the identity of the voice.

“Surin? Didn’t you say you wouldn’t come? “It’s clear that Seomuncheong said…”

“I wasn’t going to come. Why can’t an old woman get in the way like this? “I was still thinking about it so I snuck in here.”

Jo Hyeon-ryang’s expression became distorted.

“Damn it. Everyone uses the excuse of being rude to stretch out and relax at home! “They’re all going to be damned until they get old just because I’m the leader.”

Xu Wen Shu-rin sneered coldly.

“joy. Even if you do it yourself. “Didn’t you know it would end up like this?”

Jo Hyeon-ryang felt unfair and unfair again.

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However you cannot say that you stepped forward as a representative to prevent him from becoming a leader.

Then Jo Hyeon-ryang was startled when he saw Seo Mun-su-rin’s face.

Somehow I ended up getting younger this year.

If you are a military officer of Hyeon-gyeong’s level you may age backwards which means you have achieved great accomplishments.

“Are we already looking at the end of Hyeonkyung?”

It meant that we had reached the middle stage of the current administration.

The last time she was known was twenty years ago in the early days of Hyeongyeong or in any case before she locked herself in the shrine and did not go out.

“About seven years. After accomplishing something I once again feel that infinite joy. At this point one stair is not just one stair. I can’t climb anymore because the cliff blocks me with each step. “I was wondering if this was the case but I wasn’t a lumberjack in the first place.”

Seomun Surin’s expression was bitter.

When we say infinite we are talking about the infinite line of Shaolin the best in the world at the time.

“hmm. I guess that’s why you raised disciples? Yes I saw that child too and these days he calls his friends over and works hard on training all day long. Where did you find such a good boy? “I didn’t know you had a knack for raising students.”

“okay? “That kid?”

Seomunsu-rin’s mouth curved softly.

Jo Hyeon-ryang’s expression could be summed up as half envy and half disgust.

In his later years the only things he could boast about were his children or his students so it was inevitable.

“Is there a secret to gaining character? My great-grandson is very lewd and goes crazy and no matter how much I scold him that’s all. “When I saw that child Seo Mun-cheong he was truly upright.”

“He was a kind-hearted child from the beginning. The consultation was excellent. “He is the one who proudly spoke out against injustice even though he had two more experts than me.”

“hmm. Still isn’t there something there?”

“Whether it was then or now if you don’t listen the best thing to do is to give them a harsh scolding.”

Jo Hyeon-ryang snorted with excitement.

Still it’s gotten a little worse as I’ve gotten older but Yeo Gwang-gyeon never spoke like that before.

They say that if you beat up a disobedient person he will be obeyed but now he is giving you a harsh scolding. He calmly sat down.

And it seems like the extreme hatred that the verbally abusive man who always followed behind me who said he had to be beaten once every three days to come to his senses has been washed away.

That may be why the level has risen in the first place.

“But what happened so far? “After hearing what you said I heard you didn’t even intend to show your face?”

“I was wondering if I should present an agenda for the martial arts competition. So how long are you going to keep looking at the sunspots? “They are trash that is messing up the world. Shouldn’t the Murim Alliance step in and clean them up?”

“…Why the sudden sunspots?”

Jo Hyeon-ryang’s expression was sour.

Yes the black dots were a bit vicious but it was a bit ambiguous when asked if they should be cleaned up.

Although we cannot cover up the dirty aspects such as human trafficking handling of stolen goods distribution of human flesh etc. if bugs gather in one place they do not spread outside.

Moreover it is the only window where you can confidently purchase items prohibited by the government.

“They say these crazy things put a bounty on my student. “Did you say 10000 coffins?”

“…Hmm.”

Jo Hyeon-ryang let out an uncomfortable groan.

I wonder why these crazy things would mess with a crazy dog ​​who lives quietly.

However Cho Hyeon-ryang cannot set the agenda of the Murim Alliance alone and to be honest it is not a topic he is particularly interested in.

So instead of giving a definitive answer I changed my mind.

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“That story was told at the martial arts competition. Since you gave the Heavenly Pavilion to your disciple why don’t you at least have some private time with each other? “There’s no need to bring up harsh stories ahead of the event.”

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Now that Cheong’s injury has completely stopped bleeding all that remains is still a tingling pain.

They say it has healed roughly but if you look at the details it seems like a fortnight has passed.

Health that transcends humans also includes resilience.

Dan Nan-ah as a member of the National Assembly says that he cannot be reassured so there is nothing to lose by waiting longer.

But it is a loss for Cheong.

If the thing you put in your mouth is bitten by honey-soaked sheep’s milk it’s water dipped in honey but if you get bitten even milk dipped in honey that damn honey!

Now just smelling it was a struggle.

So the food that was served after six full days was truly a huge feast a feast full of tears and emotions.

Even if it meant death it was like that.

“What is that so delicious? “My eyes are red.”

Cheong nodded vigorously.

After all the meal should be salty.

Sweet spicy spicy etc. should be added after the basic salty taste so the meal should be salty! You shouldn’t wear it!

As I was about to chew something for the first time in a long time I finally realized in my heart why teeth are considered among the five blessings in the world.

It is a porridge made by adding dried seafood and boiling it until the rice grains are almost dissolved and then adding water to make it even thinner.

But for Cheong it was paradise.

And then when my heart started pounding I was able to start sparring again under the condition that I take a break.

Now even without Cheong they were sparring with each other and having fun so Cheong who was chopping radishes in the corner was feeling sad and left out without knowing it.

Moreover the sculpture is not progressing at all!

I really can’t do this!

There had to be a little bit of progress in order to have some fun.

Although the status window could improve physical abilities it could not do anything about the mental aspect so Cheong’s destructive formative sense remained the same.

The body’s excellent senses are merely tools so not everyone can become an artist just because they have good tools.

This is because the talents given to each person are different.

Of course because the total amount of talent is not the same people who are good at one thing usually have the dirty side of being good at other things as well.

In the mythology of the Central Plains they were divided into those who were carefully created and those who were roughly created.

It is said that when Nuwa the Chinese goddess of creation of mankind created humans she modeled each human beautifully and modeled them one by one.

But as I made them one two three I realized wow this is no ordinary work. When on earth will I be able to fill the world by making things like this one by one? I can’t do it I can’t do it because it’s dirty.

So he took a rope and hit it in the mud and the mud that splattered everywhere turned into people.

The mud that splattered on Cheong did not contain any aesthetic ingredients so even with his body’s excellent senses he was eager to produce food waste.

After throwing away the perfectly healthy radish all this time now that the reins have been loosened it is no longer a time for me to panic just because my tongue is a little sore.

After going wild like that rolling flying and getting hit I pretended to rest for a bit due to the nagging from Tang Nan-ah and then I ran back in and barely managed to maintain a half chance of winning and for the first time in a while I warmed up properly.

On the way to the bathhouse I gave a nod to Cheon Yu-hak came back feeling refreshed and opened the door to the guest room.

The customer who came in without any contact and was holding onto his seat gave Cheong his attention.

Cheong’s expression bloomed like a flower in full bloom.

“Ah Master!”

Cheong ran straight away without even taking off his shoes and jumped away.

I didn’t know that Cheong who had burrowed into his teacher’s arms would stick to him and not fall.

“No this. “What kind of disgrace is this for a grown woman who doesn’t even know how to feel shame?”

Although Seomun Surin said that there were wrinkles around her eyes.

“lol. “I missed you.”

“joy. “How long has it been since you left?”

Seomun Surin who was stroking her student’s head suddenly tilted her head.

Was he always this friendly?

No Salgauni has always been a disciple who had no hesitation in attacking his teacher without hesitation but I don’t think he’s ever been this crazy.

Originally I was an unhesitating disciple without knowing that my teacher would be difficult but I think I was secretly stingy when it came to physical contact whether I knew it or not.

However Seomun Surin ignored it.

It seems that a child who grew up alone is slowly awakening because he was introduced to love late in life.

“Yes I heard that you are very enthusiastic about your training. “Have you achieved anything?”

“hmm. That’s it. “These days I’m practicing Yu’s techniques.”

“That’s right! That’s good. I have a feeling that your learning is biased towards the river. So did you pick up the Taijihui sword?”

“Taegeukhyegeom is not yet available. Ah I happened to learn the Emperor Sword type.”

“So did you learn something?”

“That’s it…”

It was a strange conversation.

If anyone heard it it would have been a very sad and surprising thing to say.

It was in the meantime.

Suddenly Seomunsu-rin who had been focusing his gaze more and more on the corner of his student’s mouth finally realized that his eyes were not wrong.

“…Are you a disciple? Your mouth is like that. What on earth is your tongue like? “What in the world is going on?”

“ah. This got a little cut. While practicing. Oh that’s right do you know that it’s inspection training? “This is to break Yu’s secret…”

Cheong forgot Dannanah’s instructions and started talking loudly.

So the advice from the master who was presumed to be a divine expert how hard he worked on the training and the unfortunate accident that occurred-

Taaa!!

“Ahh!!”

Cheong held his head and rolled around at high speed on the high-end plinth of the top-class room in Mucheon-gak.

Ugh it really really hurts!

Even when my tongue was cut off it didn’t hurt this much so I guess I covered my mouth and lowered my head out of embarrassment even in the pain.

However once you receive the thermonuclear weapon of Ximen Surin you can’t think of anything else.

It can be said that it is almost equivalent to nirvana as all other thoughts except pain disappear.

“Off this really really hurts….”

A drop of water trickled down from the corner of Cheong’s eye. This is the only moment when the man Seo Mun-cheong sheds tears.

“What kind of pride can I have for saying something with my tongue in front of my teacher…!”

Seomunsu-rin’s forehead still had strong tendons.

“ha. “Stick out your tongue.”

“yes…”

Cheong stuck out his tongue in a very polite manner.

Of course it seemed like he was sticking his tongue out in front of his teacher so he didn’t look polite at all as Cheong intended.

“No what on earth is this? This is how it is. Does your tongue move properly? It doesn’t seem like the pronunciation is leaking. Can you taste it? A child who loves to eat so much.”

Seomunsu-rin’s voice was full of worry.

Cheong reassured his teacher with a bright smile.

“You don’t have to worry. I heard from Nana that the muscles of the tongue are originally put together separately so there is no problem with this happening. Oh that’s right. This can be moved separately right? “Now take a look.”

Cheong made a very desirable tongue play with his tongue which had an inch-long crack at the end.

Of course this is not a scene to show to a teacher especially if the veins on the forehead have not yet subsided.

It was a talent that earned him a beating.

Sigh!!!!

Cheong froze like a wooden statue with his mouth open.

It was a moment when Cheong realized anew that there was pain on top of pain and that if he was really in pain he wouldn’t even have the spirit to roll on the floor.