I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch – 207



[Episode 207] Let’s dance.

“No you’re just going to waste your time on martial arts and not be able to serve me as a teacher? What kind of thief or thief is this? hmm. A thief. “You’re a thief.”

Cheon Yu-hak was dumbfounded and realized that he was a thief with great qualities.

Because the next Shintu is of course a thief.

“No I was just thanking you for teaching me but you turned out to be a thief. “If you don’t like it don’t drink it. Why are you swearing?”

“It’s not an insult. When I say that it’s a compliment. Anyway aren’t you greedy? What do you mean New Gongjeolhak? “It is a noble martial art like no other in the world.”

“I also know a lot about Shingongjeolhak right? And if you just call it Shingongjeolhak how should I know? “You have to tell me the name right away so I can recognize it and say ‘Oh that’s a good thing.’”

“Isn’t it okay to tell you only if you say you want to learn?”

“You need to know what you are learning before you ask for guidance.”

“You mean Shingongjeolhak?”

“No sir if someone tells you to buy something because it’s good do you buy it first by giving money without even knowing what it is?”

“Oh my gosh I’m so frustrated! Amazing work! Shingong!”

“So give me your name…”

Cheon Yu-hak pounded his chest.

The office’s opinion was reasonable.

However if the people of the Murim people sell new skills they will immediately give you gold.

For the martial arts people Shingong means something like this.

Of course it was okay if Cheong had to change it later so it didn’t apply to that.

“hmm. If you have nothing more to say can I just leave? “My body is slowly cooling down.”

“You say it’s a new skill but you’re not even greedy?”

“I also know a lot about new techniques right? And what if I get greedy? There is already a Master. “You don’t invite multiple parents to inherit property right?”

“Why don’t you do it! Are there just one or two great people with multiple fathers? “If people who say they will teach you new techniques and will treat you as their fathers rather than teachers gather together a city will be full!”

“Then wouldn’t it be okay to find someone like that? I have no intention of serving anyone other than Master. then. “Ah thank you for teaching me how to practice.”

Cheong bowed his head and trudged out at a tired pace.

It’s not that it’s not but after my heated body cools down my whole body is in muscle pain and my clothes are cold covered in mud and very heavy.

Since Cheon Yu-hak was far away I saw his back.

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“Yes this is because she is a loyal girl. Then isn’t it better? Okay let’s see.”

However the thief’s habit was to try to steal more valuable items.

—-

Did I tell you to use a dagger instead of a hand?

Cheong immediately tried the suspicious man’s training method at dinner.

Peng Daesan’s evaluation of him was cruel.

“Do you have a grudge against food? “I don’t know what you’re doing.”

“hmm. A passing expert gave me advice. He asked me to use a knife instead of my hand. But um. “The knife is pretty good….”

I didn’t think it would be that difficult to eat with a dagger.

At best including the handle it was about one foot and four inches or forty-two centimeters in Cheong’s hometown’s standard.

The handle is about 5 inches long like any other dagger so I thought it would be okay to sharpen it with a short blade and eat it.

But the knife is very sharp.

As I dipped into the large chunks of duck meat it felt like I was pushing a knife into soft tofu.

So when I lifted my hand the dagger came out smoothly by itself without any movement of the meat.

Cheong changed his method and stabbed the meat horizontally. However because the center of gravity was not aligned it was tilted to one side so the smooth blade cut through the meat and came out the side.

As Cheong persistently targeted the duck meat the mangled piece of meat was completely destroyed.

“Miss it’s difficult.”

“If you don’t plan on sitting at the table all day then stop doing such ridiculous things and just eat.”

“joy. I should do it right first and then discuss it later when I meet that expert guy. Would it be okay to give up right away just because it’s difficult? “Still this is advice given by a flower garden expert.”

Cheong carefully threaded the meat again and lifted it up this time but after raising the dagger and striking it down to the blade-

The meat slipped along the blade while being impaled on the dagger and when the sharp blade cut into the side it slipped sideways and fell onto the table.

“Ma’am what kind of knife works so well?”

“Sister Cheong hold on to your dagger. hmm.”

Zhuge Yi-hyeon took the dagger and gave off the air of a sword expert assessing the blade with one eye shaking it to see how much it was bent and holding it up to the fire to check its luster.

And then come to a conclusion.

“I think it’s a celadon sword among the blue-red double-breasted swords.”

oh. No way this atmosphere.

Cheong counts in anticipation.

One two now!

“Celadon sword!” “Blue-red double chest!” “Celadon sword!”

Unfortunately this attempt was a failure.

I thought for a moment whether I should punish Dannan who was the only one making a mistake and Paeng Daesan who didn’t open his mouth at all and whether I should ask the kitchen for some fish sauce.

“hmm. “Is it good?”

“To explain this I can’t help but tell the story of the Great Madou Danranggeoma from the pre-war era. Ah if I’m going to tell the story of Danlanggeoma I’d have to first talk about the blood history of Yangyunsanmun but ah! “I should first tell you the story of how one man’s careless flirtation led to the complicated incident before Yang Yun-san’s bloody death.”

“Jegal don’t you just want to talk for a long time? “I’m introducing a dagger but that means I’m going to talk about it now.”

“Wouldn’t it be better to know the story behind a famous weapon?”

“what. good. “I think it might be fun.”

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As Cheong wrestled with the fish he roughly listened to Zhuge Lixian’s story.

The Cheonghongssanghyeong is a sister sword consisting of a dagger and an awl and was even more famous as a single-faced weapon of the Danlanggeoma.

Danranggeoma was a great evil that reached the level of ridicule and could possibly represent an era but it was the Great Emperor Mucheon who was the greatest person in the world in the pre-war era.

In the end his head was cut off and his weapons were confiscated.

“I heard that Emperor Muchon kept it separately until the owner came out and it seems he had a connection with that person.”

Cheong thought. The latter is a mess.

Wasn’t it Zhuge Yi-hyeon himself who told him that Xintu was a thief?

And during the three minutes (approximately forty-five minutes) that the story lasted Cheong could only chew a few pieces of meat but it was cut into pieces and did not taste good so Cheong’s medicine went up.

“How about we stop eating? “Drink some stew.”

“You have to use this to hold the soup bowl instead of your hands. ah. okay. You can lift it. “Don’t take pictures.”

Cheong pushed the blade under the meat and gently lifted and released it to gauge the center of gravity then slowly raised his arm with a serious expression on his face.

Cheong’s body surpassed humans not only in strength but also in all indicators so were its sensitivity and sense of balance.

Cheong who somehow managed to place the meat on the blade lifts it over his head and drops it raising his head to eat it opening his mouth wide and sticking out his tongue.

Peng Churyeo sighed deeply.

“Cheong. Anyway what kind of woman is this? “Isn’t it a little embarrassing for everyone who sees it?”

“But I have to do this to be able to eat. And anyway we’re alone so what’s the point?”

“that. ha. no. okay.”

Peng Choryo knew that this was nagging that she wouldn’t listen to anyway so she gave up early and sighed.

Correcting Cheong’s behavior is a feat that only Seo Wen Shu-lin an authority in the field could do!

After barely eating a few pieces of meat I felt a bit embarrassed to see everyone watching.

Since we had already finished eating and there was nothing else to do I had no choice but to naturally pay attention to the strange behavior.

Cheong licked his lips and said.

“Ask me to wrap this. I’m going to go and finish eating. “It’s going to be a big decision to see who wins.”

Peng Choryeo suppressed the nagging voice that rose up to her throat.

It’s Cheong. I wonder where in the world there is a person who fights over food and decides to settle it.

—-

It was already late at night when Cheong brought the food and finished eating with a whimper.

Still after I cleaned it up I felt a sense of accomplishment that I had accomplished a task well.

As Cheong was trying to eat all the time from dinner to midnight Dannan who had been whining next to him about being bored and asking to play with him eventually got upset and left.

Cheong who was unpacking his clothes thinking he would sleep alone today paused for a moment.

Since they were told to use daggers instead of hands putting on and taking off clothes was the same.

In the first place didn’t they say that it was used instead of hands except when sleeping?

Cheong looked down at his clothes.

hmm. Even if you help with your left hand is it possible to just cut it off with a blade?

After thinking for a moment Cheong just took off his clothes and threw himself on the bed.

I had a hard time just eating today.

Since it was late at night I was thinking of sleeping in today and starting tomorrow morning by getting dressed in stilettos.

Just like that Cheong enjoyed the feel of the finest silk bed at Mucheongak with his whole body.

The feel of silk bedding on my body feels really good and I can’t sleep.

It’s so soft that you can roll around in it so there are people who claim that it’s scientifically important to use a good bed. It’s very comfortable but I can’t sleep.

Cheong lay still and closed his eyes.

Originally when a person was blind his five senses became more sensitive and his hearing which transcends humans traces the sounds of the night.

However because Mucheon-gak is a top-class guesthouse its soundproofing is also excellent. There is no sign of human presence other than the sound of a bug crawling outside the window or a shallow noise.

weird. I’m sure there were people fighting in the last room on the same floor.

Is the soundproofing this good?

I can’t hear a single sound of breathing.

Even if your hearing ability surpasses that of a human how many walls can you hear a person breathing?

It is an art that is impossible even if it is not human transcendence but transcendence.

Cheong who had been trying so hard to find someone suddenly stood up.

“What’s the use of sleeping? It’s not like I’m tired just because I haven’t slept in a few days anyway. Are you losing sleep over my skills now? “Without swinging the sword one more time.”

It was an excuse that no one would listen to because I made a sound by talking to myself.

Cheong reached out to the nightstand next to the bed.

To be precise it was aimed at the dagger placed on top of it.

—-

Come on! The door opened with a loud noise.

The woman opens her room carelessly. I wonder if there is anyone else in the world who is so rude.

However since Tang Nan-ah is an extremely rude and evil woman by nature I would say it is not a particularly special incident.

“yap! Is that bitch there again?! huh? “What is it Cheong why are you awake already?”

“What is that bitch?”

“That’s right Cheong if you stay away for just one night you’ll attract another bitch. In my opinion that polite bitch is very impure.”

Yesterday he went home sulking but it seemed like he resolved everything in one night.

Cheong grinned and gave him a slap in the face.

“The only impure person around me is you right? And who told you to leave? ah. right.”

And then he spoke with a troubled smile.

“Hey Nan can you go to that dry goods store and buy me a bunch of cheap military uniforms? If possible it should be woven from a very strong and thick cloth. Burlap? Yes with things woven from linen.”

“huh? Burlap? Isn’t it too rough? But why suddenly?”

“hmm. this? “Is this why?”

Cheong gently squeezed both shoulders of the training uniform and lifted it up.

Then the cut part of the robe was revealed and there were dozens and hundreds of pieces. It could be said that it was roughly added and subtracted from a piece called the Sejeolgi the hometown of the Qing Dynasty.

The cut spaces were wide open showing white skin here and there.

Dannan’s expression became fierce and immediately a sharp angry voice burst out.

“What!? What’s wrong with your clothes!? Who made clothes like that! Huh? Oh my gosh this is such a common trick! Geomhwa Geomhwa that bitch right? “Did she come and go at night?”